#Murder at the Empire
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have you been keeping up with gavv? because holy hell, i think the beginning arc has been one of the strongest beginnings we've had. so many goddamn emotional moments and crazy good fights
oh Gavv has been excellent so far, I've been enjoying it a lot! :> Shoma's an absolutely delightful protagonist, and the balance between "cute silly candy shenanigans" and "urban fantasy crime noir" is...working surprisingly well, actually?
although it does lead to the show basically having two modes:
#art#kamen rider#gavv#gavv spoilers#shoma: i'm going to take down my family's criminal drug and murder empire through candy-based vigilantism#that's it that's the show#gosh. i hope jeebh gets to have a longer-term plot about this and they don't just kill him off too in a couple of episodes#me rubbing my stupid little hands in glee at the PROSPECTS#also. toei. hey toei. c'mon.#let 👏 sachika 👏 be 👏 a 👏 rider 👏#she had shoma for five minutes and immediately was like 'if anything happens to him etc.'#she heard he got into a fight and her first reaction was to grab her cutely-decorated baseball bat and be all I'M READY TO KILL SOME GUYS#if she knew it was an option she would already be going out to get the ethically dubious genetic modification surgery#her whole character is about wanting to be useful LET HER FIGHT
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The funniest thing about "US war crimes made the people who did it feel super bad 😟" is pretty much universally across the board it really didn't
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while most ppl think that techno is the more chaotic part of emduo, i think it’s worth mentioning that both in the antarctic empire and in the dsmp phil pushed and advocated for violence at the drop of a dime.
ae!phil messaging ae!techno that they should just kill everyone at the saint-malo trials rather than come to a peaceful conclusion.
c!phil pushing for the destruction of l’manburg at all costs and encouraging c!techno to destroy more & more & more even when the country lay in ruins.
when c!techno and the voices are satisfied, and the fire has dulled to nothing but sparks and ash; c!phil will always be the first one to add fuel to the fire.
#dsmp#antarctic empire#smp earth#c!techno#c!philza#philza#technoblade#emerald duo#the turtle stream is a perfect example of this dynamic in action btw#aephil getting annoyed at spifey flying over their land and just shooting him down a brutally murdering him then taking all his things#uno writes
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vague-posting about this here cuz i don't feel comfortable yapping about my su takes on twitter, but after everything that's happened the most interesting thing about the su fandom to me is that so many are 100% there for applying the "everyone can change and deserves a second chance" message to everyone, even the diamonds. except for one ☝️ she doesn't count. cuz she's dead.
#personal#very extremely delete later#ok cutting the vague post this is about a “whose the worst cartoon mom” twt post with pink diamond in the running#and a bunch of people pointing at her. the woman who died in childbirth and never got to meet her child. and she's literally next to#mother gothel. the baby kidnapper who kidnapped a baby#i'm always gonna be a pink diamond nuancepilled defender. she was a shitty entitled teen who grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth#then got self-radicalized and rebelled for both selfish AND selfless reasons#“this show is great because everyone makes mistakes and learns from them. except the pink one. she's bad and dead forever.”#anyways this is a crit towards the fandom not the show#“she had steven so she could selfishly escape her mistakes and put all her burdens on her child” or she wanted a child#“she abandoned her family” or she died during childbirth#“she started a war that got thousands of gems killed and mutilated” and if she hadn't nobody on earth would exist#the fact that some fans are more willing to jump to white diamond’s defense when talking about her reformation and redemption#white diamond—the architect and supreme ruler of a 10000+ year old fascist empire—has 10000% done worse more unforgivable things than pink#guys even blue diamond has shattered gems before. like not just kill them but permanently split their souls into pieces.#ruby called her a “SHATTERER.” she was INFAMOUS for murdering people. pink never shattered anyone#for fans of a show that explicitly says nobody's truly a villain you guys sure do want a villain really badly#anyways “we need more compelx female characters y'all couldn't even handle rose quartz” etc. etc. etc.
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#columbo#season 6#old fashioned murder#you lock columbo in a museum for 7 hours and he emerges able to give the tour#columbo: i gotta sit down and listen to this inventory of museum artifacts#columbo 7 hours later: The fall of the Byzantine empire contributed to the Renaissance by supplying ancient philosophical t
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Easy, fight Leia fight for the wip
Good choice.
she's mad and she's going to kick someone's butt defending her babybrother and her asthmatic dad
Wip title game! let people let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then post a little snippet or tell them something about it
#thanks for the ask!#ask game#wips#leia organa#full context it's that some random extremist group that is neither with the empire or the rebels kidnapped luke#and while luke did manage to kinda get away from his cell on his own by the time help arrived he's a bit on bad shape#and before vader ignites his lightsaber to yknow murder everyone Leia snatches it out of his hand and tells him to tend to luke#nkjnsdfkjndsfdfs
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100% southern boy Will would either give Hannibal a heart attack or a massive boner. no in betweens.
#southern will graham is my romen empire#nbc hannibal#hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#murder husbands#hannigram#hannibal and will#hannibal x will
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2 in 1 because I’m currently hyper fixating on both-
#maren bones and all#hanniblr#cannibal girls#cannibalistic#cannibalposting#cannibal aesthetic#canon#dark red#film photography#hannibal#hannibal lecter#art history#bones and all#lee bones and all#maren&lee#hannigram#hannibal x will#will and hannibal#murder husbands#pomegranate seeds#pomegranate#love poem#roman empire#hannibal fandom#hannibal the cannibal#hyperfixation#im hyperfixating again#hanniblogging#vampirism#vampires
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"I wanna sing a song that'd be just ours,
But I sang them all to another heart
And I wanna cry, I wanna fall in love
But all my tears have been used up on another love."
Another Love – Tom Odell Inspired by this edit
#my roman empire#hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#molly foster#molly graham#molly foster graham#hannigram#murder husbands#hannibal nbc#nbc hannibal#another love#tom odell
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I never posted these on Tumblr but I think you guys will appreciate them more than Tiktok/Twitter so here you go🙏
Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter
#hannigram fanart#hannigram#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannibal fanart#gay men#tragic little gay men#digital art#i still cant believe I made these#my roman empire fr#gay gay homosexual gay#Seagull art#cool art#murder husbands#hannibal#my art
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She digs it!
#murder drones#art#digital art#fan art#murder drones fanart#murder drones uzi#godzilla#godzilla x kong: the new empire
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holly jackson adding emma and zain's last names in the reappearance of rachel price oh I'm gonna sob
#this is MY ROMAN EMPIRE.#holly jackson#a good girl's guide to murder#agggtm#emma myers#pippa fitz amobi#zain iqbal#ravi singh#the reappearance of rachel price
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ngl I always find it wild to see Star Wars stuff that's like "if you think about it in terms of realistic statistics/science then..." about almost any aspect of it.
I mean, what about the Star Wars films gives the impression that this universe abides by realistic statistics, or realistic anything else? SW is broadly a fantasy epic projected onto an IMAX screen with a space background painted on it. Yeah, the planets and moons in the films almost always have improbably limited biomes and two major locations max, because narratively these locations are usually just fantasy city-states with space aesthetics.
Starships travel at the speed of plot and we simply jump past the amount of time that presumably is passing, and sort of imply the passage of that time through shifts in the character dynamics. But this passage of time cannot be analyzed with any kind of consistency because the only logic governing it is the pace of the story.
Just how long did it take the Empire to send a full contingent of forces to Dantooine, search the entire planet, find the Rebel base, and then report back to Tarkin between one scene and another? No one says and no one appears to care. How long did it take Han and Leia to reach Bespin and what exactly went on between them while Luke was, in the same time frame, going through a protracted training over multiple days at an absolute minimum? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How do giant space worms survive inside asteroids that somehow have an Earth-approximate gravitational field and I guess an atmosphere? Shhhh don't think about it. The point of the sequence is not "how does the giant space worm subsist off this random asteroid and how does it breathe and how does gravity work in this context, seriously" but that the giant worm sequence is fucking sick.
There's probably some after the fact EU justification invented by people who had nothing to do with the original writing of the space worm (or perhaps there are several mutually incompatible explanations) and I am profoundly disinterested in them. Nothing could make this even slightly realistic and it was never intended to be. Star Wars sings space shanties at scientific/mathematical realism as it sails past on a completely different ship going in the exact opposite direction.
And I do mean "sails" because while astronomy might tell us that space is unfamiliar and wild on a level we as Earthbound lifeforms can barely comprehend, Star Wars understands that space is basically an ocean, yet with stars and cool but survivable planets in it, or sometimes it's air but combined with a super cool space background so you can have early 20th century aerial combat that would make no sense in actual space conditions and doesn't need to.
"If you consider relativity, then just running the Empire would be..." General relativity does not govern the galaxy far, far away. Space magic does. I'm not sure there are even time zones.
#hard to overstate the degree to which every attempt to explain#the empire keeping a tentacle monster in a trash compactor for their moon-sized roving death ray murder fortress#just seems incredibly ill-considered. drawing our attention to how weird and improbable all this stuff is does not help#and most people have no trouble accepting bizarre star wars stuff as just part of the 'wacky space fairy tale' logic#there's this really bizarre viral post about how the sw universe actually isn't a fantastic universe bc most inhabitants#would probably never possess or interact with the literal magic imbuing it—but that's missing the basic structural underpinnings#of the story#it doesn't matter how many people can use the force (in the original trilogy very few!) or believe in it or ever see it or anything#the fabric of the story and its setting are governed by fantastic rationales and elements that don't work in rationalistic terms#anghraine babbles#long post#sw fanwank#star wars#sweu critical
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Michael Pitt, Gus Van Sant
#michael pitt#gus van sant#photography#cinema#film#movie#funny games#i origins#boardwalk empire#jimmy darmody#bully#the dreamers#hedwig and the angry inch#murder by numbers#last days#seven psychopaths#ghost in the shell#hannibal#mason verger#dawson's creek
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wanna put them in my pocket <3
#this was my roman empire#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#will graham#hannibal lecter#murder husbands#dolce#mads mikkelsen#hugh dancy
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walter white from breaking bad
Walter Hartwell White (Breaking Bad) is an Anime Girl!
#my name is walter hartwell white. i live at 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104. this is my confession. if youre watching thi#s tape im probably dead. murdered by my brother in law hank schrader. hank has been building a meth empire for over a year and using me as#is chemist. shortly after my 50th birthday hank came to me with a rather shocking proposition. he asked that i use my chemistry knowledge t#cook methamphetamine which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. connections that he made through his career with the#DEA. i was... astounded. i always thought that hank was a very moral man and i was thrown. confused. but i was also particularily vulner#able at the time. something he knew and took advantage of. i was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. han#took me on a ride along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. and i was weak. i didnt want my family to#go into financial ruin so i agreed. every day i think back at that moment with regret. i quickly realized that i was in way over my head an#hank had a partner. a man named gustavo fring. a business man. hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man and when i tried to quit#fring threatened my family. i didnt know where to turn. eventually hank and fring had a falling out. from what i can gather hank was always#pushing for a greater share of the business to which fring flatly refused to give him and things escalated. fring was able to arrange uh i#uess you could call it a hit. on my brother in law. and failed but hank was seriously injured. and i ended up paying his medical bills whic#amounted to a little over 177000. upon recovery hank was bent on revenge working with a man named hector salamanca. he plotted to kill frin#and did so. in fact the bomb that he used was built by me and he gave me no option in it. i have often contemplated suicide but i am a cowa#d. i wanted to go to the police but i was frightened. hank had risen in the ranks to become head of the DEA and about that time to keep me#n line he took my children. for 3 months he kept them.my wife who up until that point had no idea of my criminal activities was horrified t#learn what i had done. why hank had taken our children. we were scared. i was in hell i hated myself for what i had brought upon my family.#recently i tried once again to quit to end this nightmare and in response he gave me this. i cant take this anymore. i live in fear every#ay that hank will kill me or worse hurt my family. i... all i could think to do was make this video in hope that the world will finally see#this man for what he really is.#breaking bad#walter white#your fave is an anime girl#your fave is#hall of fame
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