#Mulder headcanons

[luvfo00l]

Imagine dating Spencer Reid omg

[denyeverything69]

Alex Krycek:

[thursdayinspace]

I think when they get married, it's going to be just like this. Private. They will get their piece of paper, say the official vows -- maybe they will even dress up for it. There won't be many people there, if any. It's a formality, the official part. It's a nice formality, there may be a happy tear or two, a gentle kiss; it's a special day, after all.

But the real wedding, that is just them. At home. Nobody else present. They know their own vows, they have all the words in their heads, in their hearts. They go home, change back into their casual clothes and go for a walk. Enjoying the peace and quiet, the comfort of each other's company. And in a patch of sunlight, they'll stop, take each other's hands, look at each other the way they have from the very beginning, and speak their love to each other. For their ears only.

Ever since they met, they have been a unit of two. Even before they were a couple, they'd stand close together to talk, using their bodies to block out the outside world, creating a private universe contained only in the space between them. What they have to say to each other isn't meant for anyone else.

They don't need to shout their love out into the world, they don't need to promise undying loyalty and devotion where other people can hear. What they share is so intensely private, and it always has been.

It's the two of them, hands joined, looking into each other's eyes, and that is all there is. That is all they need. That is all they want. Each other. Nothing else.

[lorevelvet]

Head canon: Mulder was an extra when they filmed Jaws.

Jaws was filmed in Marth’s Vineyard in 1974. They used locals to fill the smaller parts (Ben Gardner was played by a local, just like the mom who slaps Brody, the Brody kids, the partygoers on the beach, etc) so Mulder definitely would have been a kid on the beach.

[ssaemilyhotchner]

one of my favorite ways to write established relationship hotch is like early x-files fox mulder—all dopey grins, teasing, and physical touch. devotion written into every line of his face. I think it can be hard to reconcile this version of hotch with the deeply serious, aggrieved version we so often see on the show, but it isn’t not canon either.

I think of the hotch we see in season one, for example—sentimental and downright silly sometimes, with his pirate hat and his barbs at his colleagues and his living room makeout sessions and let's call him sergio. emily has always been so adept at breaking through his walls that I think she would get him back to this version of himself, almost childlike in his love, carefree in a way he hasn’t been since haley brooks was the one bright spot of his adolescence—an abusive home life, boarding school, the unexpected death of a parent prematurely forcing him into the role of Man of the House, where he then stayed because it was familiar. but just because something is familiar to us doesn’t make it preferred or our only dimension.

I see hotch as having so much tender (and yes, goofy) love to give—not in spite of all of this, but because of it—and I love writing emily as the channel and recipient of that love.

[casuallycryingoverbooks]

Okay so i recently started doing dissections in my biology class and if you’ve ever done a dissection you know that you have to flip the left and right because you are facing the specimen, which leads me to a head canon:

Scully constantly gets her left and right confused. Not when shes autopsying, thats the only time she actually knows it, but shes terrible at giving and taking directions. She’ll look at a map and tell Mulder to turn right only to realize three miles later that they were supposed to go left. Mulder will tell her the paper she’s looking for is in the pile on her left and she only looks in the right stack 1 in 3 times

[jodians]

x files twitter having discourse on whether mulder and scully can be bisexual or not🧍🏻‍♀️

mind you this is how they CANONICALLY look at other characters of the same gender IN THE SHOW

even if you ship msr, mulder and scully’s bisexuality literally wouldn’t change anything about their dynamic other than they may have had relationships in the past with someone of the same gender like??

even if you go with the “they were in love with each other from the first time they met!” thing, okay??? that still didn’t mean they can’t be bisexual??

[darthenderson]

Fox Mulder would 100% put this in his yard btw

[twogravesinsomecemetery]

Headcanon that Mulder hates the satin pajamas Scully always wears to bed because they just make her so goddamn Slippery and he can't fucking Hold Her when she's just sliding around under the duvet like that

[jtt-033-1613]

headcanon that Mulder told Scully about their Arcadia case by asking her to marry him with her fake wedding ring in hand

[noellebond]

Random things I think Fox mulder would like:

-road-trip antiquing

-Alfred Hitchcock movies

-the cure

-breakfast cereals as snack not breakfast

- field of dreams

-catcher and the rye ( specifically the scene where Holden Caulfeild hires a prostitute then doesn’t having sex with her because he is “too damn depressed”)

-movies where you can make up your own ending

-pickleball but not pickleball culture

-state fairs > amusement parks

- jazz specially Dave Brubeck

Random things I think Dana Scully would like:

-NPR

-doing the nyt puzzles

-grapefruit juice

-the movie Fargo ( she has a similar engery to the pregnant cop in Fargo)

-spring time

- the cranberries

-philosophy body wash

- baking

- birdwatching

-historical dramas/ period piece movies and tv

[luvfo00l]

Some of my favourite fox Mulder hcs

Pairings: Fox Mulder x F!FBI!reader

Warnings: these are SFW and NSFW, MDNI below the cut!

SFW

Fox’s love language is physical touch, anytime of the day, you could just be looking at a case at your desk, he would lean over from his desk to feel your hand.

Whenever you steal his glasses he blushes almost uncontrollably, he just thinks you’re so cute.

totally writes you love notes and letters, leaving them around your desk and when you two live together he leaves them around the apartment.

Mulder is a surprisingly protective lover, he’s the sort to put his arms around your waist if another man was ever looking at you, he’d kiss your neck too

You two on a case of some crazy X file and Mulder getting bored in the car and singing along to the radio.

Whenever you feel upset he doesn’t leave your side, like at all

Fox is a super romantic man, he could see you’re cold on a case in the middle of the night and give you his big trench coat that was significantly too big for you.

He absolutely adores when you do his makeup, there’s something about you practicing your makeup on him that he just really thinks your concentration is cute.

The first time Fox realised you had taken his heart was when you got sent to work with him on a case in the middle of nowhere Oregon when you were focused on reading, he just..fell for you.

NSFW

Fox Mulder is a switch. You cannot tell me otherwise.

He likes when you wear his glasses and ride him, it just makes him so hard.

He likes missionary and cowgirl.

He REALLY likes your ass in pencil skirts..

Mulder is a tits man, he just loves squishing them, putting his head on them and obviously putting his cock between them.

You two once had sex in a rental car on a case.

You wanna know why he always wears that long coat? To hide his damn boner when you bend over in a skirt or trousers.

Remember when I said physical touch is his love language, it has two meanings..

He LOVES when you leave hickeys on his neck, people in the FBI don’t really call him ‘spooky Mulder’ when they realise his ‘innocent’ little girlfriend gave him those hickeys.

He absolutely loves when you sit on his lap and when you grind on his lap he just loses it completely.

Sorry guys this is my first time ever writing for Mulder so I hope I did good :)

[denyeverything69]

agent silly goose with the federal bureau of impish I'm here to ask you some riddles

[thursdayinspace]

smutty headcanon 4:

Scully definitely has a thing for Mulder's neck. And he knows it. And uses that knowledge to his advantage by wearing t-shirts with low neck lines, rubbing his neck with one hand when he's talking to someone and knows she's watching, rolling his head as if he's trying to get kinks out of his neck, maybe moaning a little or letting his mouth fall open like it feels really good.

She tries to ignore it, to not look at him, but it's no use. She loves it. And it's kind of fun to play along with it. He especially does it on days when there's no chance of her doing anything about it. She has to walk around in an almost constant state of arousal until she can get him alone somewhere. Drag him into an empty room, or make him pull into an empty parking lot so she can climb into his lap and ride him into the next millennium.

It drives her absolutely feral and he loves when she gets like that. When she takes charge and uses him to finally get off like she needed to for hours, her lips and teeth against his neck, her whole world narrowed down to the need to come with his cock or his fingers deep inside her.

[asteraceae-blue]

Mulder buys it for Scully at some atrocious roadside tourist shop on Highway 101 during a case. She wears it to bed with nothing else when she wants to get him especially riled up.

[the-redhead-in-a-dress]

Honestly, part of me wishes Emily had been Melissa's daughter and because Emily wasn't then the product of government medical experimentation she isn't sick, and with the irrefutable evidence that Emily is family, Bill and Maggie support Scully's desire to adopt Emily, to bring her home. Bill secretly hopes this will make Scully leave the fbi, which fair. But what he doesn't count on, was the whole ordeal bringing Scully and Mulder closer together. Mulder practically declares his eternal commitment to Scully in her brother's living room in his bid to support her bring Emily home, even if they have to get married to do so...

...and eventually, Scully gets to bring Emily, completely healthy, on a plane to DC, with Mulder telling stories to the little girl to distract her from turbulence and pressure changes. And nobody knows why Melissa gave the girl up and why she never told any of them about her, but in this life, Emily grows up loved by the Scully family, she has a grandma, an uncle and aunt and baby cousins, and a mom and a dad too. And Scully, Scully gets salvation, and a connection to her sister she never got to say sorry and goodbye to.