#Mox answers

[moxtoons]

Do you have a favorite or especial devildice art you made? Or something that you really wanted to draw ofnthem but didnt do it yet?

Oh man that's a hard question! I'd say my favorite one I've done is a tie between these three- (I couldn't choose)

Though I wish I could have finished this WIP, I just ran out of steam for it. Though I might go back to it eventually 💛

[dunkzillla]

Person A and Person B trying to bake a cake from scratch from memory and messing up. I think that would be marvelous with just about any Mox ship.

oh bcc before implosion my beloved! this was fun to write, thank you sarah!

mox/yuta but implies mox/yuta/eddie and also mox/renee!

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“I’ll Google the recipe.”

“Nah, I know how to make a cake, Yoots.”

Yuta raises his eyebrows at Mox, who’s pulling flour, butter, sugar and eggs out of their respective homes and dumping them on the counter. It was his idea to bake Eddie a cake, because he feels bad that they’ve not been able to visit him in a while and it was his birthday and he just wanted to do something nice for him. But of course, Mox is going to make this whole thing way more difficult than it should be.

“I mean yeah so do I but I don’t know how much of stuff we need.” Yuta says, and he’s tapping in ‘chocolate cake’ recipe into Google, before Mox is plucking the phone out of his hand and shoving it on top of the kitchen cabinets. Eddie’s kitchen cabinets, which probably haven’t been dusted or cleaned in god knows how long.

“Hey!”

“We don’t need a recipe, babe, I’ve seen Renee do this a bunch of times. It’s all like one to two or one to one ratios.” Mox says, and Yuta stares at him, Mox, with all new bald head and scruffy beard, the toothpick sticking out of his mouth as he chews on it, thinks he’s watched Renee bake a cake enough times to know how to do it by heart.

He holds his hands up, he’ll let Mox do what he wants, and when the cake turns out shit, he’ll take great delight in letting Eddie know that he had absolutely nothing to do with it.

As it turns out, Mox doesn’t know how to make a cake with no recipe.

The first batch is more like a cookie dough because Mox adds way too much flour and as soon as he adds extra eggs it goes all gooey and lumpy. They throw it away and start again, and Mox still doesn’t concede that they need to Google it.

The second batch curdles, but it at least resembles cake batter, and Mox declares it a success and puts it in the oven.

Which, he then pushes Yuta against the counter and makes out with him the whole time, almost missing the timer (that he’d blindly set for like 40 minutes, because apparently that’s how long they take to cook) going off.

The cake is burnt to shit and sets the fire alarm off. It wakes Eddie up from his med induced nap and he shouts “Hey! What the fuck are you doing to my kitchen in there?”

It’s stuck in the tins, and Yuta’s pretty sure that no amount of scrubbing or soaking is going to get the concrete like cake off the sides and bottoms.

“Alright, I give up, we’ll buy him a cake from the store.”

Yuta points to the top of the cupboard, where his phone is still sitting. “You could have just let me Google the recipe. Pretty sure Renee’s recipe is probably online.”

Mox slides his fingers into Yuta’s and pushes him against the counter, kissing him again. “Now where would the fun in that be?” He hums, and Yuta can’t help but laugh against his mouth.

“You’re such an idiot.”

“You love me.”

“Yeah, I do—“

“Hey! What the hell is taking so long with my cake?” Eddie shouts from the living room, and Mox just grins wide.

“Let’s go blow him and distract him while you order something on that phone of yours.”

Yuta doesn’t need to be told twice.

[muttmoxley]

some of the wrestling gifs you rb make my jaw drop. they do everything except gay sex in the ring huh

I KNOW. sometimes it is straight up gay sex. looks at the moxeffy match

[helluva-hazbins]

@brokendreamscreation asked:

OH! It’s his lizard friend! Clawed talons scrape against the pavement as the feathery white and blue dragon makes his way towards Moxxie. Lucid rumbles happily, tail swinging to and fro, knocking over garbage cans and smacking into the side of a several vehicles, setting their alarms off.

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Having just been in the middle of some conversation going on between himself and his collegues, a ruckus causes his head to turn in search of it's source. Not expecting the sight he's in for.

A reptilian, blue scaled and feathered beast rampaging in a trajectory pathway directly towards himself. Why is it set on him? He doesn't have time to figure any answer to that, his tail whips and draws in closer to him as he puts his arms up in self-defense. "Oh crumbs. Oh crumbs. Oh crumbs!" He should reach for a gun, he should fight back but he still hasn't gotten over feeling bad for unknowing and possibly innocent types. Was he really being attacked. They'd just dealt with a much larger dragon not too long ago, what were the odds?!

[bang-bang-gang]

there's a "keep bullying yuta" sign in the crowd on dynamite is that u?

spiritually, yes. KEEP BULLYING THAT BOY!!!!!!!

[kayfabebabe]

Blorbo mox

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I cannot express fully, without sounding like a maniac, how badly I need to bite Mox. Not necessarily in a sexual way, I just need to sink my teeth into some part of him.

Also, he pretty.

[faggotmox]

Wait wait you might be onto something with Eddie. Like even if it turns out Mox is just talking about the bigger picture, Eddie could be involved.

Eddie doing that promo from home to pump Bryan up might have been a calculated effort to lure him into a false sense of security like "Oh, if Eddie is supportive then so is his bestie Moxley"

see see here's the thing here is THE thing.

eddie said bryan currently was disrespectful to their sport. eve implied that beating bryan had lost it's meaning. that is a really harsh stance to take.

i don't think it was eddie trying to hype up bryan. it was more like a warning. eddie is looking at bryan like "this bitch got everything ever & he ain't even fighting for it." eddie sees no passion let in bryan, no fire or fight. that pisses eddie off. especially with bryan's ego running unchecked.

i think that promo was a warning for bryan to shape up. when bryan didn't, the answer to that warning was mox & claudio's attack.

it's not abt if bry won or lost against swerve. it was about how he did it.

at this point claudio & mox know what eddie is capable of, seen him collect accolades & belts (primarily after eddie beat claudio for the roh title, making claudio the "king maker" in that moment). claudio always wanted to push eddie to actually embrace his potential (eddie did), & mox always just wanted eddie to know that he is loved (which is does).

the humble mad king who never went to the fed, never made it big (until now), being served by two men who did bc they believe in eddie, who has finally accepted the support he's always needed. (shut up yes i know im doing some pretty heavy lifting in this section shush). eddie maybe the loudest guy in the room, but weirdly enough he's probably one of the most humble. while bryan is a kinda soft quiet dude (at the moment) who isn't all that humble at fucking all. in a lot of ways eddie embodies what claudio & mox having been promo'ing abt lately. add in eddie & yuta's relationship, he wouldn't want yuta still under bryan's wing.

it'd also be an interesting point to make (though i really don't think this is it & im just kinda making shit up now) with Bryan bitching abt needing neck surgery & nigal working the formerly broken arm but bry wrestling through it, ect vs eddie pulling these things & orchestrating this all from his home while he properly recovers.

also having eddie be the 'figure head' of the new bcc cult would also allow him to still be working/relevant while injured, which ive said a few times.

remind you this is nonsense ramblings from an insane man. this isn't what's happening, im reading welllllll into things. i am having a blast so don't take this seriously lol

[imabillyami]

I NEED IT 🥺💗

You and me both, girl! Just think about how absolutely fluffy this little sucker would be 😭

[moxtoons]

I recently saw your LudDice idea, and a new song from one of my favorite artists made a new song yesterday, and I think it works (maybe not)

Do you think that "This Is What Losing Someone Feels Like" would work (Dice singing)?

OKAY SO The lyrics from this are so perfect for their breakup in my headcanon and I'm INSANE

This was perfect thank you! Also - Thank you for this I'm so glad to see some of my moots/followers like my LudDice content!

[cowboyshit]

I had thought kenny was gonna go mad scientist at first and start pulling weird shit out of the cable box he grabbed, so my friend and I are talking about it again and she goes “what do you think he would pull out first” I paused and decided “a rubber chicken”

[the-kipsabian]

its kinda incredible actually thinking that aew is only 5 years old and they are pulling people like okada, ospreay, and former fed champions like jon moxley and adam copeland

high key insane actually

[digsys]

Oh my god, YOUR TAGS on my latest ambreigns drawing! I'm sucker for a fight turning into a kissing AND CRYING MESS. I forgot about the TEARS that I'm sure Roman would have after missing Dean for so long!!! I need them to MAKE LOVE AND FOR DEAN TO TAKE CARE OF ROMAN IN THIS HOUR OF NEED.

I'll need to do a version of Jon and Tribal Chief Roman for this...

TAY IF YOU DO A VERSION OF JON AND TRIBAL CHIEF RO FOR THAT MASTERPIECE I WILL LITERALLY SCREAM

just thought about roman slowly breaking down over the course of the match, his wrestling getting messy and uncoordinated as he realizes that he's fighting dean, his dean. eventually dean gets him to his knees and then really looks at him and realizes roman is moments away from crying. as soon as dean's expression softens, roman just bursts out into tears and that's when they kiss bc they can't hide how desperately they missed each other anymore </3

[kayfabebabe]

Hi Mitch!!! for the ask thing whats ur opinions/thoughts on Jon Moxley! You can choose which iteration :3

Eris, my dude!

Oh. I've got some big thoughts and feelings about Mox. He's so intriguing that I need to put him under a microscope and study him in a strictly scientific way. And I want to bite him. So. Badly. There's something incredibly G-E-N-D-E-R about Baby Mox (and, technically, Dean Ambrose) although I can't really explain what it is. It's either the long, greasy hair forever in his eyes or the oversized hoodies or… Just everything.

Mox, however, really stole my heart when I read his book after seeing people on Tumblr talk about it and I actually learnt more about him outside of the ring.

[dunkzillla]

MoxYuta for the ship meme!

My loves!

Gives nose/forehead kisses — Mox. He’ll just plant one right on Yuta no matter where they are or what they’re doing.

Gets jealous the most — Mox. But never in an outright way. He’ll see someone being overly friendly with Yuta and just. Put his arm around him and stare at whoever they are.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive — Mox doesn’t drink anymore and Yuta doesn’t do it often but if he does go out with Danny Mox picks him up.

Takes care of on sick days — Yuta! He likes to make chicken noodle soup and he makes sure they have a cupboard stocked full of cold and flu medicine.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day — Yuta drags Mox.

Gives unprompted massages — Yuta. He’s kinda obsessed with massaging Mox’s thighs.

Drives/rides shotgun — Mox drives and Yuta rides shotgun. Mox prefers to drive and focus on the road rather than sit in the passenger seat.

Brings the other lunch at work — Yuta. Mox always forgets!

Has the better parental relationship — They’re both close to their families, but Yuta’s mom is around more often cooking for them.

Tries to start role-playing in bed — Mox. But Yuta is so so into it.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer — Yuta. Mox will dance with him even though he doesn’t drink, though, so.

Still cries watching Titanic — Yuta. He’s a crier, ok.

Firmly believes in couples costumes — Yuta. Mox says it’s a hard no until Yuta comes home with Salt and Pepper shaker costumes and then he thinks it’s hilarious and he’s down.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas — Mox. He likes to spoil Yuta.

Makes the other eat breakfast — Both! They both love breakfast foods the most so they never have to force breakfast.

Remembers anniversaries — Yuta always writes them down on the calendar but Mox doesn’t forget either.

Brings up having kids — They don’t want children and that conversation came up early on and it was quick and efficient.

[moxtoons]

Hey, I just came up with a really cute idea after just rewatching Lady and the Tramp: The spaghetti dinner date scene with your Little Hell Trio versions of Devil and Dice in the places of Lady and Tramp, and Henchman playing Bella Notte on the accordion while the two accidentally pull themselves in for the little spaghetti kiss! 😙

I have been sitting on this ask for so long cause I wanted to draw something for it and sadly Hench didn't make it in but it ended up silly cause all I could think of was how little kids usually hate romance and stuff so- enjoy the sillies! lol

[chi1dofwoe]