#Moving too fast

[mvsic0]

did the new mh episode imply that toralei has the possibility of liking men….?

Ban g3 /j

[tofangirlonly]

Which Jeremy are you listening to right now or most recently? 👀

[meiloorunsmoothie]

"for your sake"

~via @raventbrunner on instagram

[henrytheduck36q]

01:08 - Moving too fast

08:20 - I got lost in his arms

12:25 - Left behind

[queencolondarkwing]

Um…

some couple just approached us on fetlife and want us to eventually move in with them so they can financially support and date us. The woman also said she may want to have my primary partner’s child.

I’m not monogamous, but I’m beginning to feel I may believe in reproductive fidelity because the idea of that offended me deeply. We have been building a life together and haven’t had our own kids yet. I would at least insist we have kids first before he branches out, but this woman is older and on a timeline…just…I know it’s hierarchy…but ain’t no way. Kids are a HUGE commitment and not just some willynilly decision that this lady and her hiss and are talking like it is. I think she just wants a mixed race child tbh…

keep in mind we haven’t even MET these people yet and only started talking to this older couple days ago. I don’t romantically connect to people easily. We mainly are swingers/open relationship and not polyamory (but open to it). It took 7 years of slutting around before I got with my partner. I’m very picky. They seem to assume we wanna jump into a relationship. And also that they can create a closed relationship with us (he hates condoms apparently) when we are both very popular in the swinger scene right now.

like nah I don’t know anything about either of you yet. Chill. Let’s take things slow. I view them talking about us moving in as they’re younger human sex toys when they don’t know us yet to be a massive red flag, but we agreed to hookup in a few weeks to at least test sexual compatibility. We aren’t committing though.

[quietyearning]

[tohelpmecopewithanything]

I unblocked my ex on Snapchat because I didn’t want to make him watch me date 3 different dudes or hook up with 2 others but it’s been a year now and I didn’t think we were even still friends. I stopped sending him memories of the huskies when we hit the year mark because he should have them all now. But now I have this new lovely boyfriend who I see everyday and sleepover at his house every night to the point that it’s almost not a joke that he wants me to move in and even rearranged his bedroom so we could eventually fit my dressers and anyway

I don’t know now I feel guilty unblocking my ex but I didn’t know he was gonna start watching my stories all the time? Like I’m blocked from his shit so why would he want to watch mine?

I’m also starting to realize that my new guy is very similar to my ex, like he was a twitch steamer and is currently playing a game while I’m working, he’s not super political (but still has similar values and agrees with a lot of what I believe), not religious but his family is… but he’s also very sweet and romantic and takes care of me already and idk it just feels right?

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

[legendarydragonperson]

no cause we left him here so wtf happened

[urstrulynoctis]

song rec of the day

[foldingfittedsheets]

So one thing I’ve noticed is that people’s DnD characters may vary but there is usually an underlying thread that they all have in common. This thread is typically related to what that person struggles with the most.

For instance, my betrotheds DnD characters: a bitchy warlock we had to bust out of two different pacts, a sassy barbarian, a reformed drow cultist, and a sunshine fighter cleric.

All these characters were wildly different but at their very core struggle was them grappling with their self worth. My betrothed struggles with their worth a great deal and even with different facets showing their characters all have that too.

Mine all tend to contend with different themes of loneliness and acceptance. Surprise, surprise, the little autistic gremlin yearns to have been met with more love and lasting friendships.

So we’re at breakfast. I am meeting a new friend of my betrotheds for the first time. It’s been twenty minutes since I’ve met this man. I say my theory. He laughs. He starts to describe a few of his characters but specifies that he often has healing aspects. He gives a very broad overview of their character arcs.

I ponder for a moment then said, “Would you like to have my assessment?”

He laughed, “Sure!”

“We’ve just met. It’s gonna get real.”

“Bring it on.”

“I think your struggle is that you feel you must offer something of value or service to people to be worthy of their love.”

His jaw dropped. His fork froze midway to his mouth. A potato fell. He stared into space as this sank in. Quietly he said, “Oh.”

[tofangirlonly]

“Moving Too Fast” bc I’m still addicted to it/Jeremy singing it lol

And now it's time for silly songs with Larry tl5y thoughts with Laura. The part of the show where Laura comes out and shares her tl5y thoughts.

Here we gooo:

HIM!

He is so cute look at him

*hop hop hop*

Deep breath sweet potato fries buddy 

*Linda* What a precious dork

(That won't stop me from wanting to slap you later @ Jamie)

Your excitement is adorable 

And I'm very proud of you

But also maybeee don't jump into a commitment you're not ready for because you're high on success hmmm?

Hereee it comeeesssss 👀

Woooooooo

Who gave you the right to sound like that sir

Hot as a rocket blaaassttt

Wow

Underwear theory (part 2)

Zryszdyjyksrjdy

Oh Cathy

Wow him

Hey I was on those stairs (definitely not on 73rd)

RED. He looks good in red. 

But also he can wear whatever he wants. Still good.

I just keep rolling aloooooooooonnngggg

Honey you just spit on that man in the elevator a little bit

ASHLEY

We love you Ashley 

Make good choices @ both of you

😒

Update: @ all of you *sigh*

This has been silly songs tl5y thoughts with Laura. Tune in next time to hear Laura's thoughts on -checks notes- Goodbye Until Tomorrow/I Could Never Rescue You.

[prentissology]

more ppl need to talk about gwen’s prom look

[twilightkitkat]

Really stupid idea but can you imagine if the TVA swore Wade and Logan to secrecy and then they come back and everyone is so incredibly confused. Like? Wade, what the fuck? Who is Logan and why is he living with you and why does he look like a dead superhero?

Especially with the insinuation that the entire movie timeline spanned over a few days. So Wade goes from hopelessly pining after his ex to bringing home this buff, hairy, muscular guy to live with him without warning after disappearing from his birthday party.

Like he just randomly walked out the door after blowing out the candles, then he mysteriously reemerged with this feral look-don't-touch beast of a man. And he's calling him stupid pet names like "peanut" and "babygirl" and the guy isn't biting his head off?

When asked, Wade just responds that Logan was his best birthday gift ever. Logan's ears turn pink and he covers his mouth to hide the small smile on his face. Wade wraps an arm around his shoulder and grins. Meanwhile, everyone thinks Wade left his own party because of a hook-up call that somehow ended with him landing himself a boyfriend.

[hexadonis]

assassin exchange

[applecranberryjuice]

[ Style test 01 ]

Shot out to submitting Lloyd Garmadon as homework AND eating him in the process