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It's an election year in the States and I don't know who needs to hear this but if you value your freedom as every American should you will absolutely vote this year, and I know I'm sick of voting for old white men too, but at least this one isn't going to take away your ability to be able to vote, and rob you of your rights, rob you of your freedoms, and rob you of your civil liberties.
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Tristin Dugray relationship and intimacy hcs
wc: 1.1k
pairing: tristin x afab reader
genre: smut smut feelings smut
warnings: dumbfucking, tristin is a cocky bastard and a slut and a whore (all affectionate), pussydrunk tristin, brief mentions of exhibitionism and tristin having bull energy, hickeys, cute jealousy, tristin is an attention whore (affectionate), other girls are jelly of you bc tristin likes you that fuckin much, tristin has a vaguely bad homelife, use of mary as a pet name
song recs: mary - alex g, break my heart - spectacular cast
a/n: this boy.... has consumed way more of my brain space than I anticipated??? he grabbed me by the fucking throat lol
tags @yesv01 @magcon7280
As with all nsfw works all characters are aged up to 18+
That being said HOLY SHIT LETS GET INTO IT
Tristin Dugray is one horny motherfucker
Like really seriously horny
Stage 5 thirsty for you specifically
Like I said in that one drabble he’s a cocky attention whore until a certain point
Then he just gets completely stupid
His goal is to fuck both of you absolutely dumb, and he’s really good at it
Even when he has you both completely stupid, he’s still gonna keep going
Like until he collapses on top of you
But before he gets so pussydrunk that all he can do is pant and grunt and whine in your ear
He absolutely talks you through it
God this boy just can’t shut up can he
So he’ll guide you and tease you and coax more and more out of you
He’ll call you mary and babble out praise
And he’ll soak up every expression you make
Every noise you let out
GOD just looking at you??? It takes so much energy not to cum on the spot
Tristin already knows that no one can fuck you like he can
But he’s even more willing to prove it for you
Not gonna lie, he has major bull energy
Tristin can sweep you off your feet and charm you away from anyone else vying for your attention
Then he can push his fat cock snugly inside you and make you squirt and shower you with attention
He ruins you for anyone else by giving you ultimate princess treatment
God the duality of this man
Speaking of his fat cock, he’s hung like a goddamn horse
Like he’s already so fucking perfect
He’s hot as fuck, loaded, actually has a personality, he likes you that much, he’s loyal
And he’s packing??????
It’s almost unfair
But yeah Tristin is the whole package (pun intended)
He can do whatever he wants. Literally anything.
Because he’s this hot, you’re going to have to be prepared for a lot of jealousy from the plethora of girls who have a crush on him
Which is almost all of them
Girls get so fucking pissed when you have bruises and hickeys and can’t walk
Like seriously
It’s impossible to be friends with any girls that know Tristin because boy keeps you marked up
And they don’t like that
He’s so tantalizingly close to them but agonizingly out of reach
They hate it even more when he smells like you and has your love bites all over him
He proudly shows that shit off
Along with all the scratches you leave on his back
And an occasional pair of panties left in his pocket
Nothing makes him happier than having your scent and marks and presence all over him
Once he finds out about bra strap bracelets????? You make him one and he will never take that shit off
Gets pouty when his hickeys fade and asks you for more
He pulls you into his lap and bites your ear playfully
“Well Mary, your friends need to know that I’m taken, don’t they?”
“It’s not my friends that I’m worried about…”
He pauses kissing your neck to look up at you with a cocky gaze just full of victory as your words sink in
“You are jealous…”
GOD HE LOVES WHEN YOU GET JEALOUS AND POSSESSIVE OVER HIM
ACTUALLY MAKES HIM MOTHERFUCKING FERAL
It has this energy
Oh my god oh my god and watching his hair grow back out from his military school buzzcut???
When it’s finally long enough to tug and flop over and tickle your face and neck while he fucks you?????
And brush all softly against your thighs when he goes down on you???????
Best era tbh
And Tristin really does love going down on you a lot
He has some almost pleasure dom tendencies???
Someone hose this boy down
Just fucking neuter him at this point
Seriously once he gets a taste of you, it’s game over
Tristin is easily the biggest fucking slut you’ve ever met
But he’s only a slut for you
Literally
All he wants is you
So when he has you, he’s going all out
All the way
Hitting all the spots (literally and figuratively)
Don’t let him find out about your g spot
He already abuses your clit enough as it is
Just cause he loves the face you make when you orgasm
He gets kind of obsessed with making you cum
Seriously he will sneak off with you for quickies and hand stuff in some really risky places
He doesn’t even care about getting caught at this point
He just loves seeing how nervous and turned on it makes you
And he loves having something to tease you about
Seriously this man will whore himself out to you at a moments notice
He’s so fucking touch starved that it’s really nice to have something long term and serious with you like this
It’s all he’s wanted for a really long time
Even with Summer, he tried everything he could to make it work
I think it’s safe to assume he has a similar homelife to Paris
Specifically from the quote regarding Paris’s baggage when Tristin said “yeah, [I have] a matching set”
You’re not being too subtle there babe
So with all the inconsistencies and instability he’s dealt with through the years
You really are a breath of fresh air
Tristin wants to be committed
He wants someone that he can give all of himself to
When he met you there was a terrifying moment where he felt his priorities shift
He knew that if his options were a safe choice or you, he’d choose you hands down
But now he gets both
He gets that consistency and devotion and commitment
And he gets it with you
So you better believe he is not fucking this up
He is going to put everything he has into this
Because he knows how you deserve to be treated
And he knows he can’t lose you
Which means he just has to be the kind of man that you deserve
One of the most beautiful parts of dating Tristin is getting to grow together and watch him really blossom alongside you
You are the catalyst
You are what made him into who he is today
And he wouldn’t want this with anyone else but you
#tristin dugray#tristin dugray x reader#tristin dugray smut#gilmore girls#gilmore girls smut#gilmore girls x reader#tristan dugray smut#tristan dugray#tristan dugray x reader#motherfucker#the brain rot i've had for this bitch???? unfathomable
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I was fucking myself in my partner's bed (we have seperate bedrooms so we can have alone time whenever we need) for reasons I will Not elaborate on, and I overstimulated myself hard enough that I sent my ass straight to sub space.
So, in an act of self care, I called them for cuddles. They came in, laid down to cuddle, and asked why I was crying, was fucking myself a bad time?
As soon as he knew I'd overstimulated myself, yknow what this bastard did?
Started jacking me off. Over. And over. And over and over and over until I'd come 20 more times.
"Please, I can't, no please please" and he'd go "does it hurt? does it hurt to cum yet?"
and I'd whimper and whine out a No, and he'd go, then you Can, cum Bunny, come on, cum for me again
And I Did
#motherfucker#all i wanted was a lil cuddle#and he Hatecrimed me#(he didnt i consented and was willing)#BUT HATECRIMED#A LIL GUY#ME#>:/#....love u babes 😘😘#queer nsft#mlm nsft#t4t nsft#nblm nsft#trans nsft#also i wrote this post a week ago and it fucking Disappeared so here it is rewritten
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you guys think sex feels good???
try fixing a coding error and having the program do what you fucking designed it to do.
that's a real fucking orgasm.
#AAAAAAAARGH FINALLY#Ive been having this problem all fucking week#but i fuckng fixed it bc im a genius#motherfucker#my work uncle was stressing#he came to my office all like im so sorry im so sorry im so sorry pls fix this#the poor bastard#well i fixed it martin#ur welcome
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#madonna#motherfucker#fashion#90s aesthetic#y2kcore#y2k aesthetic#fashion aesthetic#aesthetic#photography#singer#queue#cunty#explorepage#explore#tumblr fyp#fypシ#fypage#fyp
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Crossover shippers are the most powerful people. People will complain about people Shipping characters who barely interacted in canon but these mfs ship characters who will most likely never meet.
#crossover#what is this a crossover episode#crossover ship#shipping#pro ship#most powerful#barely#motherfucker#most likely
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No caption needed bro its literally canon
#homestuck#karkat vantas#gamzee makara#homestuck fanart#funny weed joke haha#420#blazeee it#motherfucker
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hey guys! discuss.
#femme/butch chart for the ladies coming soon#anyway#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s1#dndads s2#darryl wilson#henry oak#glenn close#ron stampler#jodie foster#bill close#frank wilson#barry oak#bear re oak#bear-ry oak#motherfucker#willy stampler#meryl streep#stud stampler#robert wilson#atmod#at the mountains of dadness#taylor swift not that one#taylor swift#lincoln li-wilson#lincoln li wilson#boss kicks#normal oak#hermie unworthy
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Ashton Canal Towpath, Manchester.
#pengpierrot#Liv#Carhartt#double denim#ootd#fashion#street style#street fashion#flat hat#golf cap#vintage#casquette#Samuel L Jackson#style#motherfucker#Manchester#fresh bridge#world debut#*not visible#sick nails#too#btw
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The autistic music repetition of the All 2 u (motherfucker) song has a CHOKEHOLD on me right now.
#helluva boss#stolitz#helluva boss blitzo#blitzø#helluva boss stolas#helluva stolitz#helluva boss stolitz#angst#stolas#blitz#autistic#autism#singing#self soothing#motherfucker#all 2 u#apology tour
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hi guys how we doing 🤠🤠 I screenshotted all the memories in stolas' song that went too fast 🤠🤠
#helluvaboss#apology tour#season 2 episode 9#motherfucker#send help#im not okay#blitzø#stolas#stolitz#cries
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Is it really a CR story if Sam doesn’t at some point reduce you to tears?
#dnd#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#critical role#FCG#motherFUCKER#he’s a master at story beats#I could watch his brain forever#sam riegel
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jononono i have to stip watching i fuck fuck fuck i can’t do this because thus and this
ars the same person and i can’t i CANNOT see her next to sister daniel i can’t do it i can’t have the lesbians that have beenn dominating every wakjng moment of mr life on screen togethet i WILL pass away im losing my fuckinh munf i sn ucwrd tfgj id too my b for ne
#FUCKINF HELP I CAAAAANT#I CANT HANDLE SISTER DANIEL I ALTEADY HAD A BTEAKFOWN JUST SEEING THAT PICTUTE OF HER EDITING#NOW IM GONNA SEE HER AND PHLONDE PHLESBIAN PHIL I CANY FO THIS#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#MOTHERFUCKER#blasphany#angel striker#bog#inaccessible#needs id
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Vincent Price - Leave Her To Heaven (1945)
#vincent price#leave her to heaven#1940s#1940s movies#motherfucker#god hes so hot#look at him#hes so beautiful#so sexy#sexy actors#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#bicon#bisexual#god#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
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