#Monty Python is really overrated

[lolotheparagon]

Watched Monty Pythons The Meaning of Life and it was amazingly unfunny.

I’m all for random shit, but the amount of racist jokes (did they REALLY have a segment during the Zulu wars?? What’s that got to do with the meaning of life?) and nearly all the women have their tits out for no reason. It’s fucking gross. Even their costumes have models of bare boobs on top. Like were the Pythons THAT HORNY during production??

Also that where’s the fish scene was the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen.

I never though the Monty Python films were the pinnacle of comedy, but Meaning of Life really is shit. The only things that made me laugh were some lines, the Galaxy song, the Penis song, the Protestant joke, the middle of the film and end of the film cutaway gags. That’s it.

This is why shock value never works in comedy. It never lasts long and it comes across as desperate when you shove it in peoples faces

[chappell-roans]

Monty Python is overrated sure it inspired a lot of great British comedians and shows after but the show and the movies themselves have aged pretty badly

I haven’t seen any so I can’t really comment, I’m sure there are people who agree & disagree w this

[adultswim2021]

Cowboy Bebop #23: “Brain Scratch” | April 3, 1999 | S01E23 Adult Swim premiere: November 12, 2001 - 12:30AM 

Okay, so way back when Adult Swim started I immediately turned my back on Cowboy Bebop for being anime and especially for not being 4 more repeats of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. So I didn’t really on-purpose watch it at all. But the closest I got after turning the first episode off after five minutes was when I watched the last stretch of this episode, context-free. I saw an old man’s face on a bunch of TV screens smugly saying things like (insulting, slightly gayer mimic) “do you know why man believes in god? (long pause) because he wants to.” or “god didn't create humans... it is humans that created god!” while ominous music played. “You see TV has become the new religion” SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU PRETENTIOUS FUCKING ANIME BULLSHIT. 

It’d liken it to the time when I was under the influence of a COOL ADULT I knew who said All in the Family was lame and preachy and completely overrated. I sampled a single episode on TVLand and it was exactly those things, with an overly simplistic MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS message that was constantly punctuated with Rob Reiner furrowing his brow thoughtfully at Archie being too STUPID and CONSERVATIVE to understand it all. I drew this comic about it:

Later I downloaded all of All in the Family in MP3 form and listened to them instead of podcasts and you wanna know what? I fucking LOVED IT and thought the show was brilliant and hilarious, all because I didn’t have to look at Rob Reiner scowling. My point is my impression of anime was that it would be exactly as pretentious as this episode is. I happened to catch the one single scene from the show that would reinforce those ideas THE MOST. 

Well, I appreciate this show more now. This episode is fine, I guess. I do still think it’s pretentious. I think there was an episode of Duckman that was more insightful than this that had the same message. TV controls people, they worship it like a religion. Sure. But it’s also cheap hedonistic fun, and what am I gonna do? NOT WATCH IT? Hell, I have TWO TVS going right now as I speak. One is a B&W dailies monitor I bought at a yard sale for 5 dollars. I had to buy an RCA adapter that was 6 dollars to hook up a VCR to it and now I play random tapes on it. I just think it’s cool looking. Sorry, I just realized I haven’t used my tumblr to brag about my B&W monitor yet. I could sell it on eBay for $50 bucks, easy, but I’m not gonna. What was I talking about 

This one is about a guy who is selling a religion where you can allegedly upload your soul into a computer or something, and live digitally. 1000s have seemingly committed suicide for this process. BUT COULD IT BE REAL? And why is the head of this religion unreachable? He appears on TV to hawk his cult on a daily basis. It turns out he’s using the brainwaves of a comatose guy, basically using him like a battery and he’s just a max headroom on a screen. I think. Then he says pretentious stuff to Spike while they kill him. Obvious reference I didn’t realize until this very moment: Heaven’s Gate. That guy. Remember that shit? I do, because I was just becoming an extremely online guy at the time and I remember that being maybe one of the most famous websites out there. I remember the official Monty Python website redesigned their site to parody it, and thinking it was so funny. I recall going to the actual site out of morbid curiosity and my mother freaked out and thought I was going to become a cult member, and I remember feeling like insanely insulted by that and getting into a big fight with her. I don’t even believe in Christian god, you idiot!!!

I like the first act, where they are flipping through TV channels and stuff. All this stuff is strong. But I still think this episode is a little lame and goofy, the same way I did when I stumbled on it in 2001 and s’d my damn h. At it. But, it didn’t piss me off, and that’s worth something. 

[dirty-fork]

For the monty python ask: 1, 2, 4, 14, 18, 21, 22, 23, 24 :)

omg thank you sm for sending so many!!! :) i'm really excited to answer all these

One: Who is your favorite member?

this is such a hard question and my answer changes a lot but i've got to say either michael or graham. michael because seeing him elicits instant joy and affection in me, and graham because he is the love of my life and i adore him. but then this is such a tough question and i feel guilty because i love every member of monty python for different reasons.

Two: Do you have a least favorite member? If so, who?

i can't think of a way to answer this that won't get some people upset lmao, but my gut response is probably terry g because of that stupid short film at the beginning of the meaning of life that goes on way too long. OF COURSE he was responsible for that. what the fuck were you thinking, vance

Four: Favorite sketch from MPFC?

i LOVE this question and idk if i've answered it before but my answer literally changes all the time. i have so many favorites, obviously the dirty fork is one of them but also nudge nudge, and this one very underrated court sketch with michael as the cardinal richelieu impersonator, and graham as inspector dim, and although those two bits are highlights i love literally every insane part of that sketch.

Fourteen: Favorite work outside of Python (the rutles, terry g's movies, etc.)?

i JUST watched the rutles and can i say? it is fantastic, and just further cements my love for neil innes. i also really love do not adjust your set and have a soft spot for a fish called wanda.

Eighteen: Do you have an unpopular opinion? If so, what is it?

this goes along with the previous answer lmao. i thought time bandits was really boring and didn't make it through it lmao-

Twenty One: Most underrated Python-related thing (sketch, song, etc)?

i don't have a great gauge for what's underrated or not when it comes to python, lmao, but maybe the records? i think they're fairly good and i rarely hear people talk about them, at least not here.

Twenty Two: Most overrated member?

probably john lmao. outside of monty python fandom, he tends to be the only one people recognize, to the point where occasionally people are under the impression that he is Monty Python lmao. i mean i like john but there was no way i was going to say michael in response to this question </3

Twenty Three: Most underrated member?

SHIT- well. i don't see a lot of terry g content on here lmao, so i guess he's the only answer???

Twenty Four: How did you discover Monty Python?

it's always been a part of my life, similar to a lot of people here i think. i remember watching the holy grail for the first time as a kid and absolutely loving it, and my mom occasionally showed me sketches so i'd seen like. spanish inquisition, spam, silly walks, etc, but it was only recently that i decided to actually watch all of flying circus (and now i've done so multiple times lmao) and learn all of the python's names and delve deep into this fandom and here i am lmaooo

[tellthemeerkatsitsfine]

I see a lot of people talk about how we should cut Monty Python some slack on the sexism and things like that because they’re products of their time. I am not a fan of that argument. People were not trapped in a life of being sexist assholes just because they were from the 1970s. The 1970s had plenty of hippie feminists. My grandmother was one of them.

But I do think it’s worth recognizing Monty Python as a product of their time in some ways. I sometimes see people talk about how Flying Circus is overrated, how it has a few great sketches and a lot of filler, how it’s not as good as people thought at the time.

I realize I’m not the best person to speak on what was things were like during Monty Python’s time, since I was born in 1990. But I have done some amount of research into this, and as far as I can tell, the Pythons were doing something relatively new at the time. Not completely new, of course, they did have influences and as far as I can tell the Pythons themselves are the first to acknowledge that (I wasn’t alive in the Pythons’ era, but I hear there was a man named Spike Milligan and he was a big deal). But they were still doing something in a way that it had not been done before. Their originality was in every bit of their format and execution of ideas because they were figuring out new approaches to conventions.

These days, some of their work seems a lot less original. Some of it seems like basic, uninspired versions of common tropes. That can lead us to saying Flying Circus has a lot of mediocre filler. But I would argue that these things seems common now because they were so great when they were new that the entire next generation of comedians set out to emulate them. It’s not Monty Python’s fault that they’ve been copied so much that the originals seem derivative. It’s not Monty Python’s fault that everyone has heard every line from Holy Grail 1,000 times, to the point where they sound tired.

I think it’s fair to look at Monty Python in the context of their time, which was a time when a lot of the stuff they were doing had not been done before. At least, it hadn’t been done the way they were doing it. It hadn’t been done through the medium of television. It hadn’t been done in a way that made use of so many different visual and continuity cues they way they did, tying the whole thing together. The Cleese/Chapman dialogue sketches and the Jones/Palin visual sketches and the Gilliam animations and Idle was a bit of everything. It was a special combination that I really think had not been done before. It’s fair to give them credit for that, to consider their work in that context even if since then so much similar stuff has been done that the Pythons don’t seem original anymore.

Having said that, seriously, I am not at all in favour of letting them off the hook for sexism because they were a product of their time or whatever. Plenty of people knew women were people in the 1970s, and it’s fair to expect the famous comedians to have known that too. It’s not my fault they decided to not listen to my grandmother, who spent the 1970s loudly assuring everyone that women were, in fact, people.

[ashley-slashley]

8, 16, 20, 29 30 for the asks thing

thank you so much 💕💕💕💕💕💕

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

idk. i don't really binge shows. last one i remember binging was sex education on netflix before i canceled my subscription because of, y'know, That Film made by the french netflix got into deep shit for hosting

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

No. I like using my imagination and think of fictional men

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

the 1960s/counterculture movement

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

this is off the top of my head, so here we go. the hunger games series, monty python and the holy grail, divergent, star wars saga, some like it hot, scream, forrest gump, a hard day's night, help, idk what else

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

idk

[tonofstupidness]

I got tagged by my pal @michaelshannon (LOL, Char, this url still freaks me out a little)

a) thank you & b)

RULES: Answer the following questions! You can only use each movie once.

Favourite movie: How do you guys have A favourite movie, help?! Sorry, I can’t answer this, I really can’t think of anything that stands above the rest for any reason.

Movie that makes you remember your childhood: Labyrinth

Favorite Tom Hanks movie: Big

Movie that makes you cry: (the latest one that did) Lion

Favourite 80’s movie: Stand by Me

Favourite comedy: Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Favourite sports movie: The Big Blue (I presume free diving qualifies as a sport)

Favourite courtroom movie: A Few Good Men, maybe?

Favourite war movie: Platoon

Favourite animated movie: something Ghibli at this point

Favourite horror movie: El Orfanato

Most overrated movie: (I don’t know about overrated, I’ll just pick something that failed to get me on the hype wagon) Inception

Favourite gangster movie: The Godfather

Movie you can watch over and over: Pride and Prejudice

Movie with the best soundtrack: again, back to the distant past - I listened to The Lion King a lot

Most embarrassing movie you love: (trust me, at a certain point in your life you’re not embarrassed about these movies, and there are so so many) The Day After Tomorrow

Favourite Christmas movie: (I pick one that’s the most recent) Klaus

Favourite sequel: Aliens

Tagging some different people this time (again: only if...) @lafiebre, @chaostrick, @jessthevagabond, @more-than-useless​, @givemedenial​, @highflyerwings​

[lizbennett2013]

Favorite movies!

movie that makes you remember your childhood: The King and I (the animated musical version)

favorite tom hanks movie: Catch Me If You Can

movie that makes you cry: Bohemian Rhapsody (”Who Wants to Live Forever” breaks me every time)

favorite 80’s movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

favorite comedy: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

favorite courtroom movie: Does Chicago count?

favorite war movie: 1917

favorite animated movie: Mulan

favorite horror movie: Crimson Peak (I guess this counts?)

most overrated movie: Grease

favorite gangster movie: Don’t really watch these, sorry

movie you can watch over and over: The Decoy Bride

movie with the best soundtrack: Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 1

most embarrassing movie you love: Anonymous

favorite christmas movie: Elf

favorite sequel: Thor: Ragnarok

favorite sci-fi movie: Star Wars: A New Hope

favorite movie-musical: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

favorite period film: Bright Star

Thanks for the tag, @princess-of-france!

I tag: @machabyas-childe, @fullofmultitudesfullofshit, @flufflepuffthehufflepuffstuff, @crystal-methionine, @eca19875, @queen-of-biscay-court, and @officerfreindly

[generalsolo]

Movie Asks - tagged by @kentandwayne (thanks selene!) 

i am a tv person, not a movie person, and this list really shows that

Favorite Movie: i’m gonna say return of the king but it changes

Honorable mentions: pride and prejudice (2005)

Movie that Makes You Remember Your Childhood: definitely the lion king

Favorite Tom Hanks movie: probably toy story

Movie that Makes You Cry: interstellar 

Favorite 80s Movie: the empire strikes back

Favorite Comedy: monty python and the holy grail

Favorite Courtroom Movie: does to kill a mockingbird count because

Favorite war movie: uhhh war horse?

Favorite Animated Movie: spirit: stallion of the cimarron

Favorite Horror Movie: probably a quiet place

Most Overrated Movie: almost any mcu movie honestly

Favorite Gangster Movie: the untouchables?? i haven’t watched any recently

Movie You Can Watch Over and Over: any of the star trek movies

Movie With The Best Soundtrack: gonna go with prince of egypt

Most Embarrassing Movie You Actually Like: star trek i?? idk i’m not embarrassed by any movies i like

Favorite Christmas Movie: home alone

Favorite Sequel: batman v superman 

Favorite Sci-fi: star trek iv for sure

Favorite Movie Musical: singin’ in the rain

Favorite Period Film: i’ve mentioned pride and prejudice (2005) on this and i’ll mention it again

I tag @saltybatman and @haroldosborn, but only if you guys want to

[resting-meme-face]

Nosy asks: 8, 29, 47

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

Stranger Things. I think it’s a really good show for binging. Other shows I like some breaks, some processing time. I think there’s like a time limit for the amount of hours you can watch them in a row. Stranger Things though I think is frenetic and designed to be watched all at once in huge chunks. Good binge show.

29. What’s the most overrated movie? 

Okay, so don’t think that I don’t fucking love this movie, because I do and I own it on DVD...but...Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It’s a very good movie. I’m not saying it’s not. I just don’t think it’s the funniest movie in the world like some people make it out. I don’t even think it’s the best Python movie (Hello, Life of Brian). And it’s not even the funniest stuff Python ever did. 

Still, it’s a good movie! It’s just...a bit overrated.

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

Peter Capaldi. He just seems like such a nice guy, and he’d be a really good husband. Like he’d make me a nice breakfast and then show me some sketches he was working on and then we could go to a park. That seems nice. 

Check out these nosy asks.

Maybe ask me one.

[estrangedandwayward]

tag game

was tagged by @evax3 thank you so much, this was fun

RULES: answer the following questions. you can only use each movie once

Favourite Movie: Mean Girls and A Clockwork orange, I can’t choose between the two

A movie that makes you remember your childhood: Winnie the Pooh

Favourite Tom Hanks Movie: Forrest Gump

A movie that made you cry (REALLY hard): The only movie I’ve ever cried at was the end of Princess and the Frog in the middle of the night while less than sober

Favourite 80’s movie: Heathers

Favourite comedy: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Favourite Sports Movie: The Blind Side

Favourite Courtroom Movie: To Kill A Mockingbird, I think that counts 

Favourite War Movie: Hacksaw Ridge, just because I don’t think Band of Brothers counts 

Favourite Animated Movie: Beauty and the Beast, or Coco maybe

Favourite horror movie: Rosemary’s baby, probably, I’m a little bit of a horror junkie but I’m kind picky

Most overrated movie: Wall-E

Favourite Gangster Movie: Scarface

Movie you can watch over and over: Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure, I really cannot explain why

Movie With the Best Soundtrack: Joker had a pretty good score 

Most embarrassing movie you love: 7 Days in Hell 

Favourite Christmas New Year movie: don’t have one

Favourite Sequel: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

I’m just gonna tag the last four people in my notifications @adamparrishisbi @fineosaur @wynafryd-manderly @sansaeryshitandmore 

[samdukewieland]

Stuck Inside Media Diary Week 6

It was during this week that it dawned on me just how many movies I’ve watched since when I started keeping track of it. Then I got to wondering how long I keep this going-it’s kind of a bit, but also not one totally. I guess as soon as I go back to work and no longer spend my days playing PlayStation for hours on end and there’s no longer The Ticket to listen to for the day, that’s when it stops. Got real close to breaking the streak this week, which is probably the most harrowing thing I’ve been through in about 7 weeks (for the record, Week 1 was not documented as there was not much to document).

Sunday, April 26

Mad Men, “The Mountain King”, “Meditations In An Emergency” [Season 2 Finale], “Out Of Town” [Season 3], “Love Among The Ruins”

California Don Draper/Dick Whitman is a real nice sweet spot that Mad Men taps into this season, or at the very least it comes across as much more interesting than the adventures of young Dick Whitman. It’s, obviously, the most honest we see Don/Dick whenever he’s around Anna and makes you realize just how much work he puts himself through to not be honest to anyone or himself. But to see Jon Hamm go between both characters really knocks you back on your ass-Draper is a pretty surface level “showy” character display, at least in the first season, and I’m glad they decided to flesh him out now like this, by giving the audience something that isn’t so wooden or warn out (wooden is usually an insult, but take it to mean like a gorgeously polished oak table or redwood or something else you could stare at for hours). That ending with him and Betty at the kitchen table is an incredible showcase for both of them (I used to be very dismissive of Betty, but I realize now that that was super unfair and dumb of me! so it’s been kind of eye opening re-watching this and realizing that January Jones was/is actually really good)

Season 3 is probably my favorite season of the show, from what my brain can recall and it really hits the ground running. You can feel the energy radiating off of it (when they were writing it they had already won their first Emmys and were already looking highly favored to repeat success in season 2).

Plot Against America, “Part 5″

Beef House, “Army Buddy Brad”, “Prunes”

Three Busy Debras, “A Very Debra Christmas”, “Cartwheel Club”

People really underrate Adult Swim and Cartoon Network, especially when you find yourself with an awkward amount of time before watching something at a scheduled time. Just nice li’l 15 minute (barely) long episodes before The Last Dance, that’s nice. Also I think the last time I talked about Debras I compared it to Stella which I stand by, but I’d also throw in Strangers With Candy and Pee Wee’s Playhouse. So if you like that kind of stuff.

The Last Dance, Parts 3 & 4

Dennis. Rodman. The downside of these episodes is that they go fully into the time jumping aspects that it didn’t do as heavily in the first two installments. I also think they might play better if they ran right after the first two parts, rather than have that week long simmer. That’s like the most critical thing I can say about them, and it really just boils down to “I want more now.” Love that Isiah Thomas has no shame in being in the doc, despite just being taken to the dome by e v e r y o n e featured in it. Probably the best example of “no such thing as bad press”-it should be taught in business school or wherever agents go to school.

Monty Python’s Life Of Brian, Jones 1979 [as of now this is available on Netflix]

This was, somehow, a big blind spot in my Monty Python catalog. I think I very quietly went through a contrarian phase of “Monty Python isn’t that funny” somewhere in college, probably a li’l in high school too. It’s definitely been a thing I’ve been worried about re-visiting (I can’t remember the last time I watched Holy Grail, which I considered a religious text) and wanted to keep at arm’s length. That was very uninteresting and there is nothing at all interesting in me admitting that this movie’s really fucking funny; I was cackling when they bring out the huge stone during the stoning scene. The alien thing, while I respect in a purely “well, we don’t know how to get from this point to this point with it ‘making sense’ so let’s just go all the way to nothing”-stance, I’m just pretty allergic to anything Gilliam (I’m guessing) thinks of as incredibly clever. Life Of Brian: good!

Monday, April 27

Parks And Recreation, “Tom’s Divorce”

This feels like a very underrated episode of Parks, not in the conversation a lot, which feels like an oversight. I also just realized that it’s a Harris episode, so that could be why I am trying to champion it right now. Honest, I didn’t know until two minutes ago.

Mad Men, “My Old Kentucky Home”

Mmmmm. There’s an image from “Old Kentucky Home” of Roger Sterling that is still so shocking and I’m using a great deal of restraint to not post it above (because it’s super-duper racist), but I am still in awe that a buddy of mine from college used/uses(?) it as a cover photo on one of his social media accounts. IF only I could be so bold as he, or Roger Sterling in black-face. 

The Virgin Suicides, Coppola 1999 [as of now this is available on Prime]

Grew up in a pretty anti-Sofia household from at least one of my undisclosed older brothers. I was told very early on that she is overrated and not very good at what she does and I just never investigated to see if that was true or not until...well I guess last Monday night. Baby’s first Sofia Coppola movie, babe. Talk about a mood! I liked it, I think? Yer kind of a weirdo-guy if you really latch yerself onto loving The Virgin Suicides, but I guess I didn’t realize how much of the movie has Kirsten Dunst or the other sisters not talking before I saw it. Or that James Woods is a pretty convincing sad/quiet/weird guy (as tempting as it is to say that this is the last good thing James Woods was good in, the correct answer is Recess: Schools Out-maybe John Q ((I haven’t seen it.)) I wonder how many conflicting feelings Josh Hartnett inspired in teenage girls between 1999 and 2001. Great job, Sofia, sorry I’m late to the party and for the pre-conceived notions that were lodged into my stupid brain.

Tuesday, April 28

Mad Men, “The Arrangements”, “The Fog”

Attaboy to “The Arrangements” for giving Carla Gallo work (tsktsk for not finding a way to use her more). “The Fog” is pretty mediocre Sopranos karaoke episode; not great, but not as bad as I remember it being. The Betty being hazy sequences aren’t as long as I recalled them to be, so that was nice. Plus all the Gene stuff....man, I don’t know.

The Manchurian Candidate, Demme 2004 [as of now this is available on HBO]

Jonathan Demme is easily the most underrated director of his time, especially when it comes to shifting genres and putting such an overwhelmingly human touch to everything he works on. This is probably the movie that has the least amount of that, but it takes these wild swings and chances that you can’t help but respect the hell out of what you’re watching. It’s maybe the weirdest Denzel role I think I’ve ever seen, but he’s so good in it, but that’s just kind of the standard in Demme movies. What’s the worst performance you’ve ever seen in one of his movies? Is there one? I’ve never seen the original Manchurian Candidate so I don’t super know where or what this one lacks, but it’s so strange that it has made me want to go back and watch it again to try and understand or just watch the choices that Demme makes in this movie. How about Streep!

Joe Pera Talks With You, “Joe Pera Gives You A Piano Lesson”, “Joe Pera Watches Internet Videos With You”

I know I harp on this a lot, but it’s just so wholesome and I guess I’m just shocked that anything this wholesome could have Connor O’Malley’s prints all over it. I say that as an admirer of both things, but just can’t wrap my head around the two come together.

Wednesday, April 29 

Something Wild, Demme 1986 [as of now this is available on HBO]

This movie’s incredible. I knew absolutely nothing about it going in, other than it was Demme and Jeff Daniels (every time I saw the poster, my brain just registered Melanie Griffith as Catherine O’Hara, because that’s who it looks like at a glance). I was floored, I couldn’t believe a movie like this existed and I just hadn’t seen it (though, to be fair, I can’t imagine a person who doesn’t love Jonathan Demme going out of their way to see this in 1986, let alone 2020). And I’ve got some apologizing to do to Melanie Griffith after being pretty underwhelmed by her in Working Girl, I loved her in this. I also can’t help but wonder who has had a worse life (in the face) because of cigarettes, Ray Liotta or Al Pacino? If you want actual good discussion on this movie, I can’t implore the Blank Check episode with Scott Aukerman where they talk about it (there was also nothing more, personally, of a relief than hearing them talk about how it reminded them of a David Lynch movie and After Hours, thoughts I also had while watching, but am by no means enough of a Lynch-head or have seen After Hours enough to confidently throw that out in the open without someone else saying it first).

Thursday, April 30

Mikey And Nicky, May 1976

About once a year Criterion does a 50% sale and lately I’ve tried to take advantage of that (having a disposable income really lends itself to doing this). This was a movie I knew nothing about, other than Peter Falk was in it and ya know what, I really like Peter Falk. I wasn’t expecting an all-night movie, I was barely expecting a crime/mob movie, but it technically is. It’s about so much more: cowardice, male-friendship, our weaknesses and shortcomings as people, Ned Beatty being pissed about driving around New York City and getting lost. I’ve thought about it a lot since watching it and I’m glad that I own it and can re-visit it whenever I want.

Parks And Recreation, “Christmas Scandal” & “Special”

Joe Pera Talks With You, “Joe Pera Has A Surprise For You”, “Joe Pera Helps You Write An Obituary”

When you just look at these titles on paper (or screen, rather) without actually seeing them, it’s a pretty good setup as a joke. However, this is when the season and show takes a very melancholy turn that’s incredibly moving. (I think he might’ve actually lost his grandmother between seasons-very possible I have this wrong, I just know the character was based on her)

Friday, May 1

Mad Men, “Guy Walks Into An Advertising Agency”

Man, this episode.This is an all-timer on every level; not an ounce of fat on this one and maybe one of the funniest things to happen on this wonderful show.

X-Men: Dark Phoenix or, uh, just Dark Phoenix, Kinberg 2019 [as of now this is available on HBO]

Incredible that people in charge of an X-Men movie decided an actual team that should be depicted in this movie was Mystique (team leader, lol), Cyclops, Jean, Nightcrawler, Hank/Beast, Storm and Quicksilver. I mean yeh, this thing is really bad, potentially worse than Apocalypse, because that at least tried to have a personality. Though the train sequence here does have some redeeming qualities to it, so it might have the edge-I couldn’t tell you a single set piece from Apocalypse other than Oscar Isaac’s beautiful mug being caked in blue make-up (lol). Also, I gotta admit, mad respect to Kinberg for the incredible bait and switch with making Jessica Chastain look enough like some kind of mixture between Cassandra Nova and Emma Frost where you’re expecting her to be either of them and not just a shape-shifting alien.

Joe Pera Talks With You, “Joe Pera Shows You How To Do Good Fashion”, “Joe Pera Shows You How To Pack A Lunch”, “Joe Pera Talks With You On The First Day Of School”

I obviously want more episodes of this show, but if there were ever a perfect collection of stories, it was this.

Saturday, May 2

Top Chef, Season 17 episode 7

Tough, tough loss for Eric [insert Tom Colicchio “there’s always Last Chance Kitchen”] who I really admire and absolutely loved last season, I wish he had not gone on All-Stars this year, gained a couple more years, polish his technique and come back on the next All-Star season and sweep the floor. No shame in this loss though, because half of the competition this week was pretty dumb, though this was good build-up for Restaurant Wars, which the producers seem to always have hanging above their head as fan favorite and they feel like they need to throw Poochie in there.

Mad Men, “Seven Twenty Three”, “Souvenir”, “Wee Small Hours”, “The Color Blue”, “The Gypsy And The Hobo”, “The Grown-Ups”, “Shut The Door. Have A Seat”

I don’t know if I necessarily advise watching 7 episodes of Mad Men like I did this past Saturday. However, I think you’re kind of hard-pressed to not want to just keep the tap going on this one. Incredible stretch of episodes for January Jones and a real proper introduction to Henry Francis, probably a character I should hate, but have a lot of affection for. He might be the most sincere character on the show, which makes him pretty endearing. “Shut the Door. Have A Seat” is also one of the best getting the gang together sequences/movies I think I’ve ever seen. This is also a real, real tough stretch for Don, humanity wise, between his handling of poor Salvatore and his dealing with Betty once he finds out about she and Henry. Great season, great stuff.

The Death Of Stalin, Iannucci 2017 [as of now this is available on Netflix]

Despite knowing (possibly) an embarrassingly low amount about Russian history, I dug it. Felt like the joke was probably on me partially, because of how little I know about Russian history, but is that gonna make me not enjoy watching Jeffrey Tambor in Hank Kingsly form bounce off of Steve Buscemi, Simon Russell Beale, Michael Palin and Jason Isaacs (holy shit, Jason Isaacs in this movie)? Nah. Though, be warned because this thing is probably ripe for your cousin who goes out of his way to tell you stuff like “well Doctor Strangelove is satire, that’s why it’s so genius.”

[imaginethebeautifulworld]

what are the girls like??

Belarus

She’s absolutely the girl who hoardes things, ranging from her knives, cool yo-yos, and books. 

She has a really sharp fashion sense, and absolutely loves playing with darker colours, as they compliment her skin so perfectly. 

She can be a bit of a drama queen, but honestly she’d rather everyone just chill for once. 

She would do literally anything for her sister, and they tend to go hiking a lot.

Belgium

She literally has a hair bow for every outfit she owns. 

She intentionally tries to get ‘Cat’ as her result on Buzzfeed quizzes. 

She has an on-and-off again bromance with England, but they’ve more or less come together after she gave him his little Scottish Fold. 

She considers herself kind of everyone’s big sister, and is always down for hugs, murder, and binge-watching if needed, no questions asked.

Czech Republic

She refuses to wear any kind of shoe that isn’t a pair of boots.

She has rage-quit Monopoly a few times, going so far as to even flip the board and throw the money everywhere.

She has spa dates with Luxembourg every other Thursday.

She makes and designs calendars each year, sometimes featuring photos she’s taken, other times with calligraphy and sketches for each individual month; it depends.

Hungary

The Vargases are her sons and if you touch them you will never be seen again.

She has an apocalypse plan for literally any situation you can come up with.

She gets seasick every time she steps on a boat, even the ferries in Budapest.

She trusts Prussia with essentially everything, because he is one of the only people who has always been 1000% with her.

Liechtenstein

She honest-to-gods wants to become a rap god.

Switzerland is her brother, but she’s come to see Hungary as her big sister and role model.

She can’t actually cook that well, but she loves food.

She tends to play on a League server, and her language grows more and more aggressive and colourful as the hours drag on.

Madagascar

She is a marine biologist, and spends most of her time out on her boat.

She is a master volleyballer. She’s not passionate about sport overall, but volleyball is the one thing that she gets very competitive about.

Although twins, while Seychelles like to keep her hair long and flowy, she prefers to keep hers short, out of the way and less of a mess to wash after a dive.

She thinks America is a pompous douchebag, but she wants to ask him for surfing lessons. She’s just trying to summon up the strength not to smack him upside the head first.

Mexico

She leads a double life as a tour guide as well as a nation.

She, Al, and Mattie are constantly all competing with each other to see which is the superior sibling; they have all become kickass pilots, bareback riders, and dirtbikers for this reason alone.

She mastered the bottle flip on her first attempt.

She would unironically marathon Go Diego, Go! if she had the time.

Monaco

She absolutely served as a spy in WWII, and may-or-may-not have helped some certain refugees find safe passage out of Europe. I mean whaaaaaa????

She is fluent in at least ten languages, and can scam you in all of them.

Her favourite musical is Phantom of the Opera, and she has gone to see it over twelves times with France.

She can drink all of the Germanics under the table, and she has. Multiple times.

Seychelles

She has flirting contests with Romano, and 7 times out of 10, she’s the one who walks away with the girl’s number.

She makes all of her own clothes, and lowkey has a pseudonym that she has been using to start a fashion line.

She runs an aesthetic blog, featuring photos of her citizens and the amazing views near her house.

She always has a fresh batch of lemonade in the fridge, “just in case.”

Taiwan

She doesn’t fully understand the concept of personal space, and is the friend who will constantly be flopping on other friends.

She gets into intense political discussions with Macau and Hong Kong, all the time.

She’s dabbled in journalism a bit, but finds herself discouraged sometimes by the sheer number of other reporters out there, and how often a story is finished, only to be ignored in favour of the more highly shared fake news articless online.

She is a goddess at interior design, and can create ideal colour swatches at the tip of a hat.

Ukraine

She has a farm, and it is her biggest passion in this life. If she’s not wearing coveralls and muddy work boots or being followed by her small squadron of animal companions, she’s not happy.

She has an uncanny ability to predict the weather perfectly for the whole day ahead of her.

She often lights a bunch of candles in her house as dusk is falling, nostalgia for simpler times and a constant awareness of the electric bill being the root causes for the aesthetic.

She once broke Denmark’s nose for bullying Russia. Denmark still compliments her for it (’the only person more badass than me!’), and the poor girl has never lost her guilty complex.

Vietnam

She thinks The Beatles are overrated.

She can master pretty much any instrument she picks up, but keeps the fact hidden from most everyone.

She’s kind of a loner, whenever she can find some quiet time away from her brothers.

She spends a lot of time with Canada, bonding over common interests; they clicked during one of those nights where they both happened to be chilling at France’s house.

Wy

She is 1000% a fully independent woman, and if that means that she still clings to Australia whenever a storm rolls through, so be it. (He’s still her dad, no matter what.)

She tries to spend time with the other female nations, but sometimes she feels just way too young to form any real connections, even with Liechtenstein.

She is obesessed with Monty Python, and it constantly pisses Sealand off that she shares that with England.

She is taking vocal lessons from Finland. She doubts she’ll ever be into screamo or heavy metal or whatever, but it would still be ace to master.

I think I got everyone? If I forgot someone, lemme know; I’ll be sure to add them in!

[sacrasm]

11 questions

i was tagged by the wonderful @tsukki-on-ice

Rules: 1. Post the rules 2. Answer the question given to you by the tagger 3. Write 11 questions of your own 4. Tag 11 people!

Questions: 

 1. Favorite album right now?  oh jeez,,, your name by radwimps cuz those soundtracks are bomb 2. Anime you’re enjoying the most this season?  in terms of anime from this year, boku no hero academia s2 in terms of what anime im just enjoying this nice autumn, its zankyou no terror 3. Would you drop everything and travel the world if you didn’t have to worry about the expenses?  my answer is a hands down, hell yes, as long as i could a) bring a friend (@fabulousgamzee pack ur bags we’re going to japan two years early) and b) my grades wouldn’t be affected 4. What is something that a lot of people love, but you think is overrated? love at first sight 5. What is your favorite season and why?  winter because i can set up my blanket cave, not be judged when i have a blanket at school, tea, and rainy days 6. Would you rather have a small, cozy house with everything you need or a giant mansion? small and cozy.  just enough space for me and maybe another person, but too many rooms makes me feel itchy 7. If you could, what is something that you love that you wish you could do for a living? writing, since it’s not a repetitive 7-4 desk job, or literally be paid to read fanfics 8. What is a piece of advice you would give your younger self?��  if it feels like a bad decision, dont fucking do it.  unless it involves punching some douche, then do it.  alternatively, follow your visions bc they’re always right 9. Favorite play/musical?  If you don’t watch either of those favorite film? ehhh the fault in our stars or your name.  monty python is a pretty close runner up 10. Guilty pleasure?  sterek and procrastination 11. What is a favorite fictional character of yours, and what is it that makes you like them?   super cheesy but stiles stilinski is one of my all time favs?? he’s super relatable as a character for a lot of reasons that i connect with

my eleven questions: 1. what’s your go-to weird term of endearment (i.e. fucker, caprisun, etc)? 2. if you could have one thing right this instant what would it be  3. halloween or christmas? 4. late night or early morning? 5. what’s something that you like and others judge you for liking? 6. what’s your funniest memory? 7.  if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? 8.  are you an android person or an apple person? 9.  strangest inside joke? or a really bad pickup line if you dont have inside jokes 10.  if someone offered you the ability to see bits of your future at random, would you accept? 11.  do you wear glasses?

i tag: @fabulousgamzee @i-am-anime-trash666  @miraculouslesbian @bunyanya @bunny-kult @ichivamp @aph-khoshekh and whoever wants to do this

[zeyatta]

I got tagged by @isailmyships​, thank you!!! :D

Most Hated Movie: Has to be the Minions movie. It played in my cinema for nearly 4 months and I had to listen to that ending credits song over 3 times every day. Movie I Think Is Overrated: Every marvel movie tbh Movie I Think Is Underrated: Kubo and the Two Strings Movie I Love: Sunshine Movie I Secretly Love: Them Bridget Jones movies Favorite Action Movie: Pacific Rim Favorite Drama: Moonlight Favorite Western: Dances With Wolves.  Favorite Horror: Oh boy, I don’t really watch horror movies, and the only one I can recall watching recently is 28 Days Later, so we’ll got with that Favorite Comedy: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Favorite Disney Movie: Treasure Planet Favorite Science Fiction Movie: Pacific Rim (also Arrival holy shit!!) Favorite Animated Movie: Wall-E Favorite Superhero Movie: Captain America: The Winter Soldier Favorite Musical: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Favorite Bad Movie: I can’t stand intentionally bad movies (vampires suck, sharknado etc) tbh so no movie of that category will ever be my fave  Childhood Favorite: Treasure planet, but also the Incredibles, Brother Bear and Monsters Inc. Favorite Franchise: Star Wars Best Trilogy: Pirates of the Caribbean Guilty Pleasure: dreamworks movies Favorite Movie This Year So Far: Moonlight Movie I Have Recently Seen: Logan Favorite Movie Of All Time: Pacific Rim I think?? Sunshine and Treasure Planet are also good contenders for first place

I tag @laeberry @nicodinerd and everyone already tagged by @isailmyships

[tigrerramon]

Hey look @meetmyinnerdemons I finally did it ^^

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

My mother. She likes to use me as a walking stick on our strolls.

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

I’m probably the shyest person you’ll ever meet tbh.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

All of my friends! I love to be around them ^^

4. Are you easy to get along with?

I suppose so? After you’ll break trough my first inner wall, of course. And if you don’t mind keeping the conversation going by yourself pretty much all the time.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

The part about “person I like” confuses me a bit, but I don’t see any reason why anyone would take care of me anyhow, so I guess no.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Either smarter, nicer and more outgoing than I am (which are actually rather easy to find ^^’) or nerds and losers as miserable as me (which are a lil’ bit more difficult to spot XP).

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Bwahahahahaha!!! X’DDD

...Oh wait, you were asking seriously?

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Sherlock Holmes and doctor Watson, but they’re on my mind 24/7. As for real people... no one.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Yup, actually. What do you know, I have the mind and maturity of an 8-year-old, of course I’m going to be uncomfortable.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My mother, I think.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“Good night (^^)/”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

In no particular order:

Zinogre Theme [Intense Symphonic Metal Cover] by FalKKonE

Adrenalize by In This Moment 

Dear You -Cry- by Yuduki (the original and -Hope- versions could’ve also been there, but I decided to put this one on the list, since it’s probably my fave Dear You so far)

Magia by Kalafina

Lone Digger by Caravan Palace (DON’T JUDGE MEEEEEEEEE)

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

I kind of don’t have a choice X’D Really tho, I don’t mind.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

If the fact that I’m still alive and well doesn’t prove it’s existence, then I don’t know what does X’D

15. What good thing happened this summer?

Asagao Academy: Normal Boots Club and Monser Hunter Generations were probably the best things to happen.

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

You mean, to never kiss anyone? Sure, why not.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Maybe, maybe not. I don’t have much hope for that tho.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

I was never talking to them in the first place, so X’D

19. Do you like bubble baths?

Waste of my precious time and water. I prefer quick showers.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

I don’t even know them.

21. What are you bad habits?

Fiddling with my hair and fingers, talking to myself, leaving dirty dishes in my room/sink, tapping my foot on the floor, drumming my fingers, biting at my nails, dozing off at random, giggling for no fucking reason in the middle of the conversation, procrastinating...

22. Where would you like to travel?

Either Scandinavia or Canada. Maybe Australia too.

23. Do you have trust issues?

I’m way too trusting, if anything. Does that count?

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Coming back from dinner, laying down in my bed and checking YouTube/Tumblr/Facebook/Twitter/whatever.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

All of it, but if I had to choose, I’d say belly =,=

26. What do you do when you wake up?

I used to check Tumblr notifications when my mobile was still working, now I just kind of... Lay there... Trying to get to my senses.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

I’m perfectly comfortable with the tone of my skin, thank you very much.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My father and one of my childhood friends - the only one that hadn’t leave me behind (^^)/

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

I’ve never been in a relationship, and I don’t think that I ever will.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Not really, no.

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Ya bet!

(ps. Why is there an “if” in the beggining of the question?)

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

None =)

33. Spell your name with your chin.

WQjkkjtrlkrfdjkaZ - welp, close enough XD

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Nope, sorry. I’m a lazy fatass wasting my whole life on the couch.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV, easly. I’ve stopped watching it three years ago anyway.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Oh, if it was only once...

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

I try not to speak in those situations, but I often start blushing and giggling uncontrollably against my will.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

They truly love me and want to be with me no matter what. This is pretty much my only requirement. For extra flavor, they might also be intelligent and patient with me.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Empik and other bookstores. ‘Cause we’re talking shopping, like, in the broad sense, right? Right?

40. What do you want to do after high school?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Of course!

42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?

Being extremely quiet is pretty much my natural state, but if you mean exeptionally quiet even for my standards, then it means that my anxiety and self loathing are probably stiking back. Or I’m just in a bad mood/overwhelmed and need a moment. One of the two.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Sometimes, if they strike me as nice.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Outer space, it’s less claustrofobic. At least a little bit.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Elementary sense of duty. That’s when I have school. At the weekends and breaks it’s usually the grotesque and outright GROSS nightmares that I have when I sleep for too long. Seriously, some of them work better than a gallon of thick, black coffee mixed with RedBull and a bag of sugar. Ugh.

46. What are you paranoid about?

Failure, making a fool out of myself, being ridiculed and made fun of, being used, all of my friends leaving me behind and forgetting about me, future in general...

47. Have you ever been high?

No.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

No.

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

No, fortunately :D

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

I’m wearing one right now, and it’s... *sigh* ...pink. I freakin’ hate it, but it’s just so comfy...

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Oh hell yes, time and time again...

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

E V E R Y T H I N G

53. Favourite makeup brand?

??? I don’t do makeup. Ever.

54. Favourite store?

Didn’t I answer this one already in point 39?

55. Favourite blog?

Piwnica Prezydenta Internetu (The President’s of the Internet Basement), Przyczajona Logika Ukryty Słownik (Crouching Logic Hidden Dictionary), Niezatapialna Armada Kolonasa Waazona (Kolonas Waazon’s Unsinkable Armada)

...But you don’t care about those, do you? No, of course not. You meant Tumblr blogs, didn’t you? Oh well. there are some good blogs on here too, like Sameshack, Skylordlysander, Maxa-postrophe, Zaby’s Mind and, of course, Adventures in Lurning.

(No I’m not going to tag any of this people I’m not crazy)

56. Favourite colour?

Still purple, still black.

57. Favourite food?

Four cheese pizza. I’m ready to kill and die for one at any time, anywhere.

58. Last thing you ate?

Haribo gummybears. Yummy~

59. First thing you ate this morning?

A homemade hot dog.

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

There was some sort of scientific contest in the elementary school? Something about nature and the enviorment, anyway. I’ve no idea how I did it, but I did.

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Nnnnnope. I’m generally not a troublemaker.

62. Been arrested? For what?

Nnnnnope. I’m generally not a criminal.

63. Ever been in love?

Yeah, once. Although, when I look at it now, it seems more like a deep, intense, unhealthy fascination and obsession with a person rather than love... Poor guy.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

There was none. The end.

65. Are you hungry right now?

I’m always hungry.

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

No way!

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Facebook, even tho it’s a total mess.

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr. You see, it’s an easy choice because I’m addicted

69. Are you watching tv right now?

Nope.

70. Names of your best friends?

Wiktoria is my bestest friend since elementary uwu And yes, we have the same name. Funny, isn’t it?

71. Craving something? What?

... Too far?

72. What colour are your towels?

Blue, yellow, pink, white and striped with a fuckton of others.

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Three, two big + one small.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Not anymore.

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

In my room there are four - a bear, a duck, a snake and a Pikachu. I used to have a lot more tho. They are still in the attic.

75. Favourite animal?

Owl, especially Eurasian Eagle Owl <3 Idk man, they’re just so cool~

76. What colour is your underwear?

Cream

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla. Chocolate is overrated.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Cheesecake and lemon <3

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

I’ve just changed, so now it’s red.

80. What colour pants?

Cream with blue and red patterns.

81. Favourite tv show?

Sherlock, South Park, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Free!, Steven Universe, My Little Pony.... Oh, what? WHAT?!

82. Favourite movie?

Monty Python And The Holy Grail - say what you want about it, but it’s one of the few comedies on which I’m laughing trough the entire thing every time I watch it and I absolutely love it <3

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

I’ve never watched any of those, sorry ^^’

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Never watched 21 Jump Street either.

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

Why the hell are you so obsessed with Mean Girls?!

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Gill was pretty cool, I guess.

87. First person you talked to today?

My mother.

88. Last person you talked to today?

My father. He made a margheritta candle for me from the leftover wax I hadn’t thrown out yet. No, really - the candle legitimately looks like a top of a marheritta pizza. Only it smells like orange, raspberry and vanilla...

89. Name a person you hate?

Every single person that was bullying me for the six years before I started high school. I know it’s petty, but I still hate every single one of those motherfuckers.

90. Name a person you love?

My parents, for starters.

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

The entire Mag publishing house for delaying Wings of Fire: The Dark Secret for another four months =,= It was supposed to be out almost half a year ago, dammit!

92. In a fight with someone?

No, fortunatelly. I hate fighting. (AndI’m not very good at it either XD)

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

Around 6, I believe.

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

9 or 10.

95. Last movie you watched?

Harry Potter and The Deadly Hollows, pt. 1 - I haven’t watched it all the way trough, however. At one point my parents has thrown me out of the room, because I was constantly comparing it to the original, explaining background and unintentionally spoiling later scenes XD Don’t watch adaptations of things that I like with me. Ever.

96. Favourite actress?

I don’t have one.

97. Favourite actor?

I don’t have one either ^^’

98. Do you tan a lot?

Not really. I just burn, usually.

99. Have any pets?

A lovely dog and a small pack of chickens, whih I consider to be pets too <3

100. How are you feeling?

Mostly relaxed, although kind of tense. Better than yesterday, at least.

101. Do you type fast?

Fast enough not to drive pepole that I text with insane.

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

*breaths in*

B O I

103. Can you spell well?

Well enough, but I still make stupid mistakes every now and then.

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

My cousins, best friend from childhood and one particular friend from elementary/middle school.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yep, yep, yep!

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Never!

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Yeah, and I still remember some of the basics of riding it ^^

108. What should you be doing?

Getting pissed at Mofftiss while watching The Final Problem, but ehhh... I’m kinda scared ;^;

109. Is something irritating you right now?

My father flashing a flashlight right into my eyes trough my room’s window. He’s just an asshole like that.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yeah, once or twice.

111. Writing or drawing?

I hardly do any of those anymore, but I’ve always felt more confident with writing.

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Oh my, uh... I think it would be my entire fucking polish group at school. This was probably the most embarassing thing that I did this school year...

113. What was your childhood nickname?

I didn’t really have any? ;^; Everyone was always calling my by my real name.

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yeah, pretty much every year since I was eight.

115. Do you play the Wii?

No, sadly ;^; I’d love to try it someday tho, I’ve heard that it had some good games.

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Yup, to the Ace Attorney series soundtrack. It never gets old.

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

A lot.

118. Do you like Chinese food?

I like the noodles, but I don’t think that I’ve ever tried anything else? I probably should...

119. Favourite book?

Gaaaah, so many to choose from! Uh, um... Jurassic Park? It’s nostalgic at least ;^;

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

A little bit, especially if I’m not at home.

121. Are you mean?

Way more that I would like to be.

122. Is cheating ever okay?

Nope.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Not to save my life X’D I have a peculiar talent to get dirty all the goddamn time.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No way in hell. It’s weak, stupid, unrealistic, juvenile and lazy.

125. Do you believe in true love?

Absolutely. I’ll most likely never find it, but I know that there are people who did.

126. Are you currently bored?

And why do you think I’m answering those questions?

127. What makes you happy?

Peace and quiet at home, my friends giving me some of their precious time anywhere at any time.

128. Would you change your name?

Why would I? It’s not that bad. My surname is way worse.

129. What your zodiac sign?

Virgo

130. Do you like subway?

Never was in any. If you’re talking about the restaurant tho... Nnnnope, still wasn’t in any. Oh well.

131. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Pretend that I don’t know and nothing has happened, while simultaneously screaming and absolutely panicking on the inside.

132. LGBTQ+ right supporter?

YES, DEFINITELY!

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

The crowd wears a dress of hypocrisy

Am I decieving?

Am I being decieved?

Does it even have any...

...impact on the future?

(Jekyll & Hyde - Hatsune Miku and IA)

134. Can you count to one million?

If I was really, really bored, then I think I could.

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

“Yes, mom, this year I’m going to work hard.”

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Closed. I don’t want my dog to get in in the middle of the night and wake me up (and believe me, he does that).

137. How tall are you?

About 170 cm.

138. Curly or Straight hair?

Straight, it’s easier to take care of.

139. Brunette or Blonde?

Indifferent, but let’s say brunette.

140. Summer or Winter?

Summer! I don’t have to do anything!

141. Night or Day?

Night. I love to sleep.

142. Favourite month?

July - the holidays has just begun and I have the time for literally everything <3

143. Are you a vegetarian?

No, I love my meat way too much <3

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

White, even tho it technically isn’t even chocolate anymore.

145. Tea or Coffee?

Tea. I can drink it anytime I want without consequences.

146. Was today a good day?

It was okay.

147. Mars or Snickers?

Mars, I hate the nuts getting between my teeth =,=

148. What’s your favourite quote?

It varies, but in this very moment, I think that this one speaks to me the most:

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

~ H. P. Lovecraft

(Just try to guess what is my biggest problem right now)

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

No.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it somewhere, what’s the first line

(Translating translation, sorry)

“Glory has leaped forward with bared teeth and catched the nearest spear.”

I still won’t tag anyone since I don’t want to get into people’s hair for no good reason