#Monch my beloved……
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spiderin-space · 2 months ago
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Had to jump on this trend .
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marianomoreno · 3 months ago
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i think we should give versailles the peaky blinders treatment.
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ariadne-mouse · 5 months ago
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Essek Thelyss casting spells with one hand while monching food with the other, my beloved
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taninininini · 3 months ago
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unfortunately, I am brainrotting again on pokemon
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character here is my main oc arashi! he has a story of his own completely unrelated to pokemon, but I'm obsessed with the silly creatures and I always make a pokemon au for all of my ocs
arashi is supposed to be a dragon type gym leader, but his team is the one he grew up with so he doesn't really care about not having a full dragon line up
a little preview of who the team is made of!
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his espeon is named eclipse and always gets the princess treatment. she's strong but she doesn't really fight and she never goes into her pokeball (must travel on shoulder or bite ankles all the time yes yes); she's his first pokemon and she's been with him through it all
garchomp's name is qifri, and she often acts as some sort of protective mama when it comes to arashi
then we have shiva, the zoroark; alongside qifri, he's quite adamant in staying glued to arashi's side 24/7
talonflame's name is pancake and he's kind of a silly goober; in a way, both his and eclipse's calmness balance the unhinged personalities of qifri and shiva
hydreigon is, surprisingly, a chill guy that is only interested in sticking close to his beloved trainer. his name is nyx, and he has a deep respect for the team's strenght; wanting to protect his trainer gave him a reason to destroy
last but not least, we have the dragapult azrael, also known as darts (lol), that has the habit of watching from afar the team quarrels while monching on berries; he finds it hilarious how everyone is so different and yet they all assemble when someone approaches arashi
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neverchecking · 2 years ago
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Hey again, thank you so much for the banana (haha) it was nice of you. And ever since we started talking about Wild and Sage, I couldn’t help but draw them. (Lowkey sorry, I couldn’t put much detail into them since I use a cheap app and it doesn’t like to do much, but I’m more of an traditional artist anyways, I’ll make a better one.) I want to join in on the “request train” but I’m not too creative with what I want like the others, but I’ll try.
So female reader had met both Wild and Sage but thought they were the same person. So she gets invited to their house and realizes.. twins… You can make it NSFW if you like, and you can use any kink that you would see fit… I’m not to good with kinks. But enjoy my drawing and have fun. 🍏
“Prepare for Trouble!”
“And make it Double~”
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OMG THAT ART IS SO GOOD THE GERUDO FIT AHHAHHH NAD SAGE MY BELOVED LOOK AT HIM JUST WANNA MONCH ON HIS FACE softly and with love bc he deserves it.
So the way this is worded makes me think you wanted Poly, so I went with these two as poly. Even though they hate each other.
Remember. They are not in love with each other, as that is Linkcest and I Will Not write that, but they are in love with Reader. Thank you!
I love the team rocket bit, cracks me up-
I am monching my second apple and offer you 🍌 *to the Zelda tune when you find a chest* BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAAA
I am so funny I swear
Yall can thank @fanfic-fairy-fountain bc that picture of Sage is absolutely SENDING ME- I cackle every time I think about it
Sage is TotK Link!
Smut so MDNI, 18+!
Smut CW: Double trouble, threesomes, AFAB reader!, they turn it into a competition.
A Tick
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Could he honestly say that he was one hundred percent okay with the way things have played out?
...No.
He was still weighing his pros and cons actually. While he adored you and wanted to show you off to the world, he probably should've thought this through just a touch more.
But the fallen hero had a way of just getting under his skin. Like a tick. Staying there and eating away at him over and over again. It was infuriating. The competitive streak in him wouldn't let him just let this go. He had to prove to this...creature, to Wild, that he was better in every single way.
Every. Single. Way.
So he introduced you to him, against his better judgement. Just to rub it in his face. You were the light of his life and Wild deserved to know that Sage had won. Just this once he had beaten the odds, gave Hylia the middle finger, and had won you.
He did not account for Wild taking as great of an interest in you as he did.
Whenever Sage turned his back, there was that failure. He started off slow and timid, like prey poking at a snare trap, but soon grew cocky. What was once just handing you a single flower that they had found on the trail soon turned into Wild handing you a bouquet of flowers that he had obviously gone out of his way to get. What was once just offering you an apple or a handful of wild berries turned into hand-crafted snacks catered to your semi-specific tastes.
And thus the tick was back.
Only it had evolved. Feeding off of him and his actions, mannerisms tuning themselves to an echo of his own just to impress you. Which just would not stand.
You were his. Mind, body and soul, you belonged to Sage. You two had a house together, had talked about getting a pet, threw around the idea of marriage, had gotten as close as two individuals could get. He had felt the way your muscles moved under him as you clawed marks up and down his back. Had felt your teeth dig into his neck in a way to muffle your cries despite the fact that they were music to his ears. Had held you as your clenched and quivered around him, dripping onto his lap as your broke beneath his touch.
Sage just had to prove this to Wild.
Wild would never amount to what Sage was. Sage was just better. Faster, stronger, smarter, he had the failure beat in every way.
Including this way.
You were hanging onto his, arms locked around his neck, as your thighs shook from where he held them. He was standing, already nestled deep within you as he glowered down at Wild. Every second he wasted was another second you were left growing more and more nervous. You were already unsure about the idea, but agreed nonetheless. Because you were oh-so benevolent and oh-so kind. Perfect in every way.
Still, you pushed you face further into his neck, panting heavily against his ear. Your fingers clenched into fists against his neck before they released, knotting themselves in his hair. He could hear your silent plea all too clearly.
"Hurry up." He snapped, watching Wild flinch. What the hold up was, he had no idea. Wild just needed to get the fuck over it. "Hesitate any longer and I won't need to worry about showing you up."
Wild bristled, but remained silent for a second, coating his shaft in a clear oil before stepping behind you. His hands hesitated before landing on your hips. He stepped closer, fiddling with something Sage couldn't see before you were gasping. Your grip tightened and he immediately hushed you, cooing soft nothings into your ear.
People called him an asshole, a heartless lunatic, maybe even a rat bastard, which was probably all true, but he would be damned before he treated you as anything other than the divinity you were.
"Keep breathing, sun flower. You're doing so well." Sage hummed, rubbing his thumb up and down your thigh. Your entire body clenched, making him suck in a breath, before you were relaxing and Wild was lowly groaning behind you.
It was an uncomfortable feeling, feeling Wild so close-- something he never thought he'd have to put up with-- but he had a point to prove.
Sage was the first to move, gently pulling out and making both you and the Tick hiss before he was pushing back in. His whispers never stopped as he spilt praise after sweet praise, all for you.
"You're doing so well, my light. Taking us both like this? Truly impressive."
"Goddess-" Wild cursed, head falling to your shoulder as his bangs fell in front of his face.
He made it too easy sometimes. Sage smirked. "Gonna burst already, road rash?"
The nickname made the other growl under his breath, lip lifting in a snarl. "You wish, No-name."
Sage's movements went from a slow and languid pace to his hips suddenly snapping against yours. Your entire body jolted as you cried out, pulling at his hair. He gently cooed at you once more. "I'm sorry, I know. I'm sorry, princess." His attention turned to the other. "I can tell just by the look on your virgin face that you're practically bursting at the seams."
"Ha-ah-" Wild quivered behind you, knuckles turning white against your hips as he moved back an inch. "'doing just fine."
"Sure, you are." His rhythmic tempo picked up once more, only tempered by Wild slowly gaining confidence with his own thrusts. "Take one of her legs."
Wild did as told, freeing one of Sage's hands so it could move to thumb at your clit. You squeezed around them once more, making both males freeze as low groans growled out of their throats.
While he wanted to prove Wild wrong, so fucking badly, you came first. Your pleasure came before either of theirs. You were his goddess, and Sage made sure Wild understood that before letting him anywhere near you.
One look over your shoulder told Sage all he needed to know about the matter and where the Tick stood on it. His eyes blazed with a familiar lust, but not one driven by the want to see how far he could push. No, this was a need to feel you cry around him, coming undone as nothing but pleasure ran like fire in your veins.
For a parasite, Wild was a quick learner. Not as fast as he was, but fast enough, as his other hand took your other thigh from Sage, freeing both of his hands.
Sage knew your body, and he knew it well. He was able to play you like a fiddle and make you sing for him, doubly so now that you couldn't close your legs to keep him out.
Sage would never like Wild. Of this he was certain. However, there was a certain amount of respect he could lend to someone just as dedicated to treating you like the Goddess you were.
Just as long as he understood who had the upper hand.
And it wasn't a measly little tick.
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seiwas · 10 months ago
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HI SEL my beloved … popping my head inside the door of the sleepover to ask about iwa <3 what do you think his BEST trait is? what do you think he thinks his best trait is ………..
anddd I brought a fun spring charcuterie 🫒🧀🥖🍇🫕🍯🫐🍓 as my contribution to the snacks
KIT my angel dearest 🥹 welcome to the sleepover ✨ i am monching on these charcoochie snacks yumyumyum
LET’S HAVE A SLEEPOVER! gush about anyone/anything! 🥹
and i hope u know what ure doing mentioning him 😼 prepare for a ramble.
i always say this, but hajime to me, is the image of tenacity. he persists and works hard, is responsible and disciplined with what he wants. he’s goal-oriented, directed, and driven. passionate. it translates into everything he does, and you can always guarantee that he gets the job done. i think that’s his most admirable trait, but his best trait to me is that he always tries despite. it’s connected, but a more nuanced part of the whole.
i think hajime tries despite failing. i think he tries despite it being hard, despite it being something he’s never done before, despite being nervous and uncertain. hajime tries even when it’s something he doesn’t care for, but he knows you want (which makes him care for it now too).
and honestly? i think hajime’s self-assured enough to know that being disciplined and determined is a strong trait of his. though i do believe he prides himself in being level-headed. apart from being tenacious, hajime has always grounded the people around him. he’s reliable too. he’d probably list one of those as his.
other than that i think he’s also pretty proud of the way he fucks u
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jjanguri · 11 months ago
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my beloved rinnie why do you make ur haohao gifs so monchable 😭😭 is that even a word idk but I just wna MONCH MONCH
devi my angel i need everyone to have the urge to eat him like i do
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haven-gum-rockrose · 1 year ago
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astarion and dazai for bingo !
AIGHT ASTARION AND I'MMA TALK ABOUT HIM
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I HATE HIM ACTUALLY I GO INTO OVERDRIVE EVERYTIME. WE BOTH DISINTEGRATING INTO DUST IF U CATCH MY DRIFT. LOOK I HAVEN'T PUT HIM THROUGH HORROR BUT ONLY CUZ I'M RELUCTANT TO LEARN THE FANDOM CHARACTERIZATION OF HIM. From what I've seen there's a lot of people who like sexualizing his character so that's kinda mean. He's dead gone powder exploded. Autism badge for the gesturing and empathy issues and being triggered by the smell of blood in Cazador's underground dungeon. Feral. KILLING HIM LET ME GO I NEED TO ROMANCE OTHER FUCKING CHARACTERS. It's actually not funny he negatively impacts my day to life he's his own mental illness. ONE THOUSAND VICTIMS LURED OR CHILDREN CAPTURED. He makes me sad. I think I might be just a little in love with him. He spinning on that microwave dish. GUYS I ADORE HIM I'M MAKING A PLAYLIST OF HIM I HAVE OUTTAKES FROM PRELAUNCH DO YOU WANT TO LARION'S ONLYFANGS VIDEO THAT THEY DID IT'S SO FUNNY. Monch, I should get to bite him back and I don't think he's mind til I start shaking and tearing. I treat him so gently guys so soft and take care of him. Two hug please- kiss- anything Pat his head ruffle his hair need to squish him. PANSEXUAL 🫵
And Mr controversial trenchcoat man!
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He makes me ill he swoops in and deals psychic damage. Bsd beloved. Now this is a guy I've read so much whump for. Yeah he not evil he's just a little guy, look at that face stop telling him he's the incarnation of all sin. 💥 HE'S GONE! This is a man who stims so so much. Yeah he gives me zoomies, also he has zoomies. Your honor he did do all those thing but it was objectively funny so actually you should let him go. I cry, I think about him and I cry. MICROWAVE HIS ASS. I don't even know if I know him but it's certainly not the way that fandom knows him. Chew toy he squeaks. He deserves to be treated so gently and softly and I will, I will. QUEER 🫵 PROBABLY BISEXUAL
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breadandblankets · 10 months ago
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top 5 flowers :3
irises!!!
these are just my all time favorite they come in every color imaginable, black ones are just my favorite because im a baby goth, my parents house has purple and yellow ones my grandma's has black and red and purple and white ones!
2. snapdragons
one theyre so cute and u can make them Monch, two theyre the flowers my dad would always get my mom for mothers day and somehow we managed to not kill them for like a year despite them being annuals
3. violets/johnny jump ups
these grow Everywhere in my grandma's garden theyre and theyre gorgeous, violets are also a sapphic flower and ya boy is gay, oh! and they are edible! theyre great in salads
4. snowdrops
one theyre gorgeous, two stardust, three thats my beloveds name
5. baby blue eyes
these are a california wildflower that are just soo pretty, they grow near water in my experience, and they just symbolize spring to me
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kasey3285 · 6 months ago
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Monch my beloved <3
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AAAAA I DID ANOTHER DRAWPILE WITH FRIENDS @ghosts-and-glory @cogglebee I’m very happy lol have some fun doodles
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embraceyourdestiny · 1 year ago
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sending my beloved mutual some love
...and a ton of lust for you too, ofc
*monch* 🧛‍♂️
I have a wolf and a vampire lusting after me in my inbox this is the best Halloween ever I’m the most fuckable monster on the block hell yeah
Om~♡
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seokmins · 2 years ago
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happy birthday my beloved!!!! i am sending u sooo many kisses n all the good vibes!! i hope today is kind to u and that u get to eat something super yummy 💕💕 mwah ily sunshine!!!!! 🐯💕
am monching on all kinds of snackies today at work heh but ty daisy ilysm <333 love ur url change btw
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asfdhgsdkjhgb · 3 years ago
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forget whos the man or woman in the relationship or whatever, whos the one who bites and whos the one who gets confused but finds it kinda endearing nonetheless
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bearthethirdwheel · 3 years ago
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Feel like straight shit just want a strawberry and peanut butter sandwich
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yanderemommabean · 3 years ago
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Beelzebubbie my beloved, so glad he was on ur mind. I love him so much his face is so cute when he's happily monching on all the food available. He's so sweet too.
He’s literally too sweet to be a demon I mean all he does is throw a hissyfit when hungry and that’s it. He’s an absolute gift and his face deserves all our kisses and more 😤
-Mommabean
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bamboozledchaos · 3 years ago
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opinion on eggs
EGGS MY BELOVED FOOD CHOICE EGGS SCRAMBLED SUNNY-SIDE-UP BOILED MELTED-IN-THE-MIDDLE MWAH MONCH MONCH
ANON WHAT NAME WOULD YOU LIKE I WANNA RAMBLE ABOUT EGGS TOGETHER YOU ARE NOW A BESTIE
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