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[cinderpresss]

My Pregnancy Journal: A Pregnancy Journal Week by Week Memory Book for Moms, A Keepsake Organizer and Planner Paperback – Feb. 28 2022

by FamilyLove Journals (Author)

MY PREGNANCY JOURNAL: A Pregnancy Journal Week by Week Memory Book for Moms, A Keepsake Organizer and Planner A beautiful journal to document your pregnancy. EXTERIOR:

Journal measures��6 x 9 inches.

Mother and rose with blue and pink gradient background cover; glossy finish paperback

INTERIOR:

PREMIUM INTERIOR WHITE PAGES/ COLORED

The Journal holds 120-pages that includes:

Front Cover page

Pregnancy definition and information

Profile page

Finding out prompts and polaroid frame/picture spaces

Soon to-be parents photo page

Baby Names page

Family Tree page

First Trimester prompts

Week by Week photo page and lines for journaling

Second Trimester prompts

Week by Week photo page and lines for journaling

Third Trimester prompts

Week by Week photo page and lines for journaling

Birth plan prompts

12-month fillable calendar

Baby shower prompts, guest list, and photo pages

Hospital bag checklist

Baby shopping lists

Nursery plan page

The Nursery photo page

The Big Arrival page

First Breastfeed page

Letter to the little one

Family photo pages

Blank lined pages for the labor and delivery story

Weight, Medicine, Vitamin Trackers

And more!

This journal is a perfect notebook for the expecting moms. It is crafted and compiled in a concise and informative manner that will help you through the beautiful and intimate journey with your offspring. Grab one now! ---

[forevermom365]

The Title I Will Hold for the Rest of My Life

I am not JUST a mom. No, I am a "forever mom". I have a son with a unique health condition. My 8 year old son (who is diagnosed with Prader-Willi Syndrome and Autism) will always live with and need me to help take care of him. So today we start our writing journey to see not only his progress, but our family's progress as well. So please join us on this beautiful rollercoaster and see what its like to hold the title of Forever Mom.

[bellaboow]

Today, it was my parents 26th anniversary.

As usual, I am there in the corner taking care of Bella. Most of the times, I felt left out. It's hard when you are in a crowd of people yet you feel all alone- that's the loneliest.

So it was about 5 pm and Bella just got the hang of it (swimming). She kisses me on both of my cheeks, then I shake my head to her face.

That's when I knew that I am not alone. That's when I felt the most loved. By the person who is half of me. And that's when I felt that I am loving this kid so much, and she knows it. And I realized that, all these people I wanted to hang out with will just be there, but these times, these moments, will pass fast by. One day, these moments will just be memories. So I looked to her and thought, "I am just gonna 0enjoy every bits of this."

"I wav (love) you, Mommy," she said.

From then I knew, that is the best feeling in the world.

/10th April, 2023/

22:53

[froggysoup]

wow i can’t believe 3.5 will confirm everything in this post as canon

[ask-middlepaw]

Yo, I told you I'd do it. Totally didn't just do this cuz the Mommyclan discord gave me a boost of motivation. Middlepaw has a blog now! Go forth and interact with my lonesome bean to make their day! Or bully them if you'd prefer that. All attention is good attention in Middlepaw's mind

Edit: I did not mean to reblog this on this account lmao. I can’t navigate pc Tumblr

Hey, I found this weird twoleg thing with a Tumblr on it... I found some other Mommyclaners on here so ig I'll join too. Feel free to ask me anything ^^

(ooc: @mommyclan Middlepaw has a blog now! Feel free to interact with them! It would make their day :D)

[jupiter-reimagined]

got fed up with constantly seeing shit i hated and blockinh every 2nd person i come across, so i guess i just dont have instagram anymore. good riddance ngl. hate that thing

[daisyglips]

temi is a good aunt but sunny "doesn't have a sense of humor" yknow how it is

[wednesday-if-it-was-tuesday]

Imagine if Bruce babyproofed the whole house before adopting Dick because he had been reading mommyblogs and thought it was a required step— with the absolute hazard Dick Grayson is, maybe it was necessary. So I’m just imagining it’s all padded corners, plastic doorknob covers, cabinet locks, etc

Dick breaking into the cabinets just to see what’s so secretive and Bruce walking in thinking he’s about to accidentally die just yelling “Don’t eat that!” And Dick giving the most indignant confused look like “why would I eat it” (because he’s 8, he’s seen people do laundry), but opening the bottle just to check what’s inside (because no way laundry detergent was worth hiding) and Bruce just deadpans back because he definitely had not seen someone do laundry before the age of 8.

[daenystheedreamer]

asoiaf guys who would have podcasts

victarion joe rogan experience

lysa true crime and wine

tyrion for sureee tyrion and bronn

the kettleblack brothers barstool sports guys

cersei mommyblog podcast. like if michelle obama did a podcast but michelle is like an evil winedrunk blonde

melisandre hypnotism asmr pseudoscience podcast

jon robb theon produce one episode of a podcast but its so unbelievably cringe they never speak of it again

theon again but its him and idk patrek mallister and its the most cancelled problematic podcast ever recorded

[nihiltism]

thank you mousie. okay so some background, my senior year english class was over 2021 and therefore online during COVID. and our class had actually been fairly fun so far i do not tend to like english classes but this one beat the odds. anyway, this was our final project, we were supposed to write an article together based on Other articles and it was supposed to be on food in some way. ours was about baby food.

actually writing the article wasn't the problem, writing news articles is actually very fun. the problem is that we were Also supposed to present it in some way, and we were given the options of either a slideshow or a video. our team had never been given the option of a video before, and got Very excited about that idea. so, 2 minute video about baby food based on an article we had already written. shouldnt be too much of a problem

Part 1, setup: haha. okay so i had Prefaced the entire group by saying i had absolutely no idea how to edit video. one of the other girls had told us that we could work on it in parts instead. two of them did know what to do with editing it looked like, and two of us didn't, so they tasked me and the other girl with writing a script for the video and finding images. i took the liberty of writing most of the script, the other girl found a good amount of images to put alongside the video and added to the script, and the plan was that one girl would read it out and the other would edit it together. (later the girl said she'd be voicing it with TTS and i, nervously, realizing what i was getting into was like (oh that'll probably be fine) but i was still hopeful). a bit patchworked but it's a video project over COVID, that's expected.

Part 2, death knells start tolling: night before our presentation. editing girl sends us her video so far. my phone is Garbage and i can't see a lot of it and it only plays like 10 seconds before it cuts out. everybody else in the group said it looked good so, whatever. i let her know i cant see it but i assume its alright and go to bed.

... next morning, the group before us goes up with their video. solid video, 2 and a half minutes long. then we go up.

are you ready for this.

our video was a fucking tiktok.

and it was 18 seconds long.

.... i Do want to mention that one of the first messages i sent in the gc was something along the lines of "remember we need to hit 2 minutes, if we need more script let me know". and i was kind of told to stop nagging about it.

Part 3, good lird: ok so i Immediately text the group chat. ask what happened. they literally just fucking forgot. i start freaking out and end up in a breakout (more like breakdown, hah Hah!) room with the teacher where i basically said i could just do a slideshow On My Own and we could have all gotten out of here with a better grade and less overall distress, and the group stopped me for that and said if I did that they wouldnt be getting the points, yadda yadda, im being selfish, whatever. and to be fair they were right in that regard, i was being rude and we needed to work together to fix this. so we decided on a new plan, we'd keep the video we had and just add to it with a longer script and more images. we all agreed to work on our own parts of the script and i made a google doc to put it all in and shared it. teacher was nice enough to give us an extension, thank you teacher.

Part 4: okay so, day before the presentation. I finish my part of the script and it is Nice And Long. even with a tts voice i assume that if everybody else's parts are about the same length it should get to 2 minutes. nobody else had really updated the doc, but at that point i wasn't really surprised. that group kind of disliked me after the uh, public breakdown over their general incompetence in the teachers presence. sorry i cry during arguments. anyway i figured they made their own doc to avoid me, that's cool, whatever. girl editing asked if we were all done and everybody else responded that they were good to go and i did too.

day of the presentation comes up. our team goes. Are You Ready For This Shit.

remember when i said that everybody had agreed to add to the script?

yeah

it was all my script

the rest of the girls literally did jack shit after lecturing me about working as a team and not taking it all on myself. what makes it better is that the video was 48 seconds, which is still not 2 minutes and nobody had let the group chat know about that, but if everybody else had contributed the same amount of work we would have Gotten to 2 minutes easily.

thing is that i was so fucking tired at this point that. while watching this shitty, garbage, not even 360p tiktok where half the words were cut out because of the aspect ratio, i was just. live vee reacting. in my teacher's email. i did not let my team know this and in the chat i just put "good work everybody :)" but my teacher got like 5 emails of me in the moment going "oh my god is this, is this literally just my script". i copied and pasted my entire script for her to crossreference to the video and yup. nobody else had added a word.

i got an a, though, if that's anything.

do you guys want to hear my favorite group project horror story by the way. I have a lot of group project horror stories but nothing beats the one from senior year english class

[evildeerboy]

Stroopwafel is a beautiful name for a baby girl 🫶#mom #momblogger #mommyblog #milf

[emphasisonthehomo]

An incomplete list of things that instragram has arbitrarily decided that I’m interested in, when I have never sought out or interacted with any of said content, except to say again and again that I don’t give a shit and I don’t want to be shown it:

Christianity

Islam

Judaism

Neo paganism

Witchcraft

Lana del Rey /Taylor Swift/Chappell Roan (I’m lumping these into one, because it’s like every other week the algorithm decides I must love some random white popstar)

Hairdresser/barbershop (braiding, extension installs, fades, hair dye, wigs, etc.)

Cars/motorcycles (including street racing, low riders, classic cars, etc.)

Nails (press on, nail decorating, etc.)

Lash extensions

Mommyblog/family blogging content

Pro vegan propaganda

Anti vegan propaganda

Right wing qanon brianrot

The worst liberal hot takes you’ve ever heard

Fishing (creating handmade lures/people holding up fish, etc.)

ASMR/satisfying videos (slime, soap cutting, people clacking their nails on shit, etc.)

Pimple popping (🤮)

Van life

Text to speech readings of reddit posts

10000 podcasts I’ve never heard of in my entire life

Gymfluencers

Bigoted memes

South Park/Family Guy/other bad tv shows

High school theater content

Random sports (baseball, cricket, f1 etc.)

Cosplayers

Anime clips

Furries

Joe Rogan

K pop

Balloon arch companies

Weddings (photographers, planners, people getting married, etc.)

Nurses violating HIPAA

Cosmetic procedures (botox, lip filler, liposuction, plastic surgery, etc.)

Niche memes about industries I’m not in (construction, car sales, landscaping, etc.)

Straight couples

Those man on the street videos where people shove a mic and a camera into a stranger’s face and ask them questions.

Full on tradwife shit

It’s not that these are all “bad” things or anything (though obviously some of them are absolute horseshit) it’s just that I Do Not Care, and no matter how many times I’m say this, I can’t avoid that content.

And I think that says a lot about how you can’t curate your own online experience anymore, without some algorithm trying to shove something down your throat.

[femsolid]

What do you think about the claim that in today’s economy, it’s a “luxury” if the husband earns enough money that the wife can afford to stay home with the kids and not worry about money? If a woman truly loves managing the household and raising kids are we being biased if we tell her she’s kowtowing to patriarchy?

I’m not talking about the tradwife or mommyblogging thing, just being a normal stay at home mom which liberal feminists are now pushing as a positive choice, because a woman can choose to be a SAHM instead of working full time and then coming home to do another full time job with the kids and chores.

You know how women wanted sexual freedom and men responded with "yes, the sexual freedom to be our sluts." And women were like "look what feminism brought us! It's worse than before!" And how women said they wanted abortion to be legal and men responded "yes, you can be sex objects instead of incubators." And women were like "look what feminism brought us! This is worse than before!" And then women said they wanted their own job and men responded "yes, you can now be domestic servants and work a full time job on top." And women were like "look what feminism brought us! It's worse than before!"

Every time women have fought for freedom, it's been corrupted by men, so as to give the illusion that women got what they wanted, but it is men who did. And then of course, women despair: we got what we wanted and we're still oppressed?

It's wrong to say that a stay at home wife doesn't worry about money. She does. She also has moments of lucidity when she thinks about the fact that if she left him, she'd have nothing. I can't blame women for thinking that it might be better to be one man's servant than the servant of several men. But those two scenarios intentionally ignore the real feminist alternative: to not serve men at all and to live among women. The nuclear family model is not the only model. And yet, even in feminist conversations, everyone act like there's just no alternative.

[blorbocedes]

Not saying it will happen, but the narrative potential of milf Checo being replaced by her boy toy is too good

I've been pondering this and decided on her last race when she's looking back on everything and feeling a bit ennui about it all, she's gonna let franco hit it bare. as a treat for them both.

now imagine the absolute theatrics redbull driver franco and a few months later checo's pregnancy announcement dropping. franco no idea if that kid is his even if the timeline matches. can't break up checo's perfect marriage (she's got a lot of free time and a lot of mommyblogging sponsorship endorsements rolling in)

[thenugking]

In retrospect though Eda being pals with everyone in school really is sooo insane.

Like I've talked before about Eda and Raine just being down to fucking murder Darius, no need for any discussion, let's fucking kill this guy.

But there's also Perry announcing on the news that Eda's about to be petrified, and sure, he needs to be professional about this and not announce to everyone that they were friends in school. But he keeps up with "Here's the latest Completely Impartial News on the Owl Lady Petrification," as everyone around him is calling for Eda's release, and his other old friend Lilith is also out of nowhere seemingly about to be petrified.

Eda sees all three Blight kids together in Adventures in the Elements and asks who the fuck they are, instead of recognising the distinctive looking children of two of her friends from school. And then once she does know who they are, is still perfectly content to let Edric and Emira be eaten by the slitherbeast while she runs off.

Total fucking lack of response to each other on pretty much all sides. But also Any Sport in a Storm reveals Darius follows Raine, Lilith and Alador on penstagram, and Eda's replying to Raine's posts to tell them to stop ghosting her, and listen, I'm not saying they're all still stubbornly following each other on social media and getting more willing to kill one another with every new post they see, but Eda should definitely have known whose kids those were, and if I was scrolling past Odalia's obnoxious mommyblogging every day, I might also consider the upsides of letting two of her kids get eaten.

[mousemilf]

objectively dope concept RUINED with the lame ass shell borders everywhere. online pinterest mommyblog cakefluencers are ruining my life with their refusal to literally just google image search piped borders. i swear to god