#Mom's diary
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so fucking normal abt this cat
#I WAS DOING IT FOR GIGGLES BUT HE ACTUALLY DOES COME TO ME WHEN I DO THAT 😭😭😭#like I have to crouch and clap my hands and hold them out like ‘here boy!!! come here!!! 😊’ like with a dog#what makes this funnier is if I try this with my grandmas dog he ignores me so I really didn’t expect it to work#multiple times on top of that. my good precious boy my handsome boy#he was annoying Joey again by the side of the house so my mom went to break up the fight#the minute he saw her he ran to her even though he’s probably the one that started it lmao#he likes playing with the little rubber ducky in the backyard and rubbing his face on the screen door#Swiper#diary#doodles#sona#puppysona
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merry christmas !🎅❤️💚
#if anyone says lewis and celeste are too old to still believe in santa ill fight them🤺 i used to get into fights with my bestie too LMAO#i am a santa truther...i believed in santa till i was like 10/11 and my grandma got so annoyed that SHE told me he wasnt real LMAO#then i went to my room and wrote in my diary and cried onto the pages and i wrote “these are my tears from when i learned santa wasnt real”#LMAOOO so drama...💃💃#part of the reason i believe in santa for so long is 1) because my dad would go on the roof and leave snowy footprints#but 2) because i literally have a false memory i just conjured up???#one year for xmas we got a toy and it wasnt working/it was broken#and in MY memory we got a knock at the door and there was a brand new version of the toy waiting on the doorstep (from santa)#but what ACTUALLY happened when i told my mom about it is that we just went to the store later and exchanged it for a working version#so i have no idea why i just have that false memory but i remember it so clearly LMAOOOO#anyway santa is real thanks for coming to my ted talk🎅#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#clora clemons#lewis sallow#celeste sallow#choccyart
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No longer a want, but rather, an absolute need at this point.
#Age gap relationship save me…. save me age gap relationship……..#it’s like a diary#nsft trans#trans nsft#t4t nsft#queer nsft#age gap relationship#fauxc3st#fauxcest#<- Just tagging that for the mom line
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bonaventure cemetery 🤍
august 2024
#when i was in 4th grade one of my teachers wanted me to write a poem for an assembly thing#and they didn’t give me a theme so naturally i wrote a poem about this specific cemetery. for some reason#the school called my mom and made me write a new poem 😒#i was such a morbid little girl lol#mine#my art#photography#photo diary#photographers on tumblr#southern gothic#southern goth#southern gothic aesthetic#regional gothic#cemetery#graveyard#nature#naturecore#spanish moss#bonaventure#savannah#gothic#goth aesthetic#angel#sculpture
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imagine hating on me and i’m in my room like this
#imma shift to bang ur mom#AND UR DAD#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifters#shifting#shifting antis dni#shifting community#shifting diary#shifting motivation#shifting blog
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some short warmup comics about my mom and transformers. TF One was her first time watching any transformers media and her favorite character IS in fact Bumblebee 💛
she also refers to him almost exclusively as "Bumble". the only time she calls him anything else is...
... when she calls him "Badassatron"
#doozi doodle diary#<- new tag for the silly little things that happen in my life that i doodle about#velwy.png#transformers#im not tagging this anything else lmao#i love my mom shes very funny#if you MUST know. i am in fact buying her the tiny optimus prime. she already has a tiny bumblebee as well lmao#also my moms an otter because that's her favorite animal#i also thought her waking me up was some sort of fever dream until i asked her abt it later and she was like oh yeah. no. i did that.
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wizard and sorcerer
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Cut Chardee scene from Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead...
#paralleling dee getting charlie ready for his date in bangs dennis' mom lowkey#ignore this being its a wedding to her father#hes all hyped up after reading her diary if you forgot the context here lol#iasip#chardee#sunny scripts
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honestly, the people bitching about an objectively insane episode of wwdits are SO BORING. it's just a silly little comedy about some idiot vampires that live together and commit atrocities in new york. like what is so difficult to comprehend about that.
of course lazslo would create horrifying animal lab experiments that can talk that guillermo has to take care of.
of course nandor and colin are besties.
of course nadja makes 50 dunkin runs for a crazy lady.
it's just a weird show that is outrageous and funny and sometimes carries an emotional wallop. it's not fucking rocket science.
#wwdits#wwdits s5#wwdits spoilers#what we do in the shadows#i just#was it the best episode of television i've ever seen? no.#was it the worst? no fucking way.#it was just ... INSANE#absolutely batshit crazy#and sometimes that's fine#stop assuming everything has to be ~prestige television~ or it's bad#like that is a TERRIBLE way to consume media#anyway it was weird and silly and colin and nandor having a besties moment just HIT SO HARD#and like y'all are so pressed about these frankenstein creations that you're forgetting NEW NANDOR LORE DROPPED#LIKE WHY ARE HIS CLOTHES AND DIARY AND HIS MOM'S NECKLACE IN A FUCKING MUSEUM#HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#PAY ATTENTION LOSERS#edit: HAHAHA OHMYGOD WHY DID I SAY NEW JERSEY#sorry i didn't realize i even typed that
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I like that early on in network effect, murderbot is like “im SO glad bots can’t reproduce and have children that are going to be rebellious and not listen and act out” and then proceeds to have a child that rewrites its directive and gets into its head and brings another entire secunit back
#murderbot diaries#between this and amena calling it third mom it is not beating the parenthood allegations
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Watching pnf with my mom earlier and she said, directed at Doof, "quit cursing Perry. You love Perry."
and a few days ago, we were watching another episode and Doof said "I hope something terrible happened to him," and my mom said "No you don't, cause then you wouldn't have a nemesis"
this is a perryshmirtz household!!
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[my moms commentary in Tagalog]
“go ahead, keep scrubbing it like you live here. Hala, let’s keep scrubbing it.” (meow) “mmhm. Only your face gets scrubbed there.”
#*hala is a phrase used to express surprise or warning#and makes any trouble I get into feel like the end of the world when she says it in that warning ‘you are in so much trouble’ tone 😭#she loves talking to him and he loves talking to her. theyre made for each other I think#swiperposting#Swiper#videos#diary#cats#mom
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I love you fucked up tv shows I love you gorey movies I love you traumatized characters who perpetuate the cyclical nature of abuse while still managing to remain sympathetic I love you intentionally morally ambiguous media that exists specifically to pose questions about psychology, ethics, and human nature I love you unflinching examinations of what it means to dance the line between acceptable and unacceptable behaviors I love you I love you I love you
#I’m having a moment. happy sugar life was GOOD man#I’m just gonna. tag this with my favorite psychologically scarring media because MAN.#ode to them and the way they make me feel about life and living and the people around me fr <3#happy sugar life#danganronpa#squid game#lolita#demon slayer#goddamnit there’s probably so many more that I’m forgetting#six feet under#<- currently watching that one with my mom and I truly cannot recommend it ENOUGH#future diary#<- MY FUCKING BELOVED. GOD IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD#sweet home#(except i’m ignoring the ending because i personally think it sucked and undermined the whole message of the comic)#feel free to add your own here too btw!! I need some good recommendations teehee :3#your turn to die#FORGOT THAT ONE WHOOPS#saw franchise#corpse party
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The theory that Levin is Garroth's son enrages me, because Garroth would not have willingly had an affair with his lord's wife. It's out of character, and just doesn't seem like the kind of thing he would have done.
But the theory has basis in canon, and that honestly just makes me madder, because it demonstrates just how little Jess seemed to understand her own characters. And besides, the whole thing with Levin's mom was about how Levin is Irene's closest descendant, so why doesn't his design look at all like Irene? It just seems like a really weird choice to me. Levin should look like Aphmau. There's precident for it. And it would have been a way to interestingly foreshadow the fact that Aphmau was Irene.
But no, we need more pointless drama. Are we freakin' ignoring the fact that Garroth's own mother had an affair-baby, and it nearly cost her marriage, and possibly her life? Even aside from his moral compass and code of honour, Garroth would NOT. Unless we're saying she freakin assaulted him, then-
Oh god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
If she did, but Garroth never came foreward because he thought it was shameful-
Oh fuck.
#aphmau mcd#garroth ro'meave#mcd garroth#mcd levin#mcd rewrite#mcd#minecraft diaries#levin's mom#mcd theory#kind of a ramble but uh#Welp
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My mom walked into my room while I was drawing and asked "what are you drawing?" I just sayed "ya know, just what comes up" because how can I tell her I'm drawing Voldemort and Harry kissing?!?
#tomarry#harrymort#tomarrymort#tom marvolo riddle#lord voldemort#harry james potter#it's bad enough my aunt once saw my harry/barty art based on a fic#and it being a corruption thing (harry kills someone and barty saying he did a good job)#and me writing that I love that trobe and some other shit becase I treat my sketchbooks also as a kind of diary#I dont also need my mom seing my ship art#like 😭😭😭#my own post
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Giggling about Aph's mini-love interest children until i thought about what if they realized it in-universe
Levin having fuzzy memories of pulling at his mom's flower crown, given to her by a man who looked a bit like him. It wasn't his dad, but it must have been someone who made his mom happy. Maybe he's still out there keeping Mom safe. Maybe he'll be the one to make sure she comes home... no matter the cost.
Malachi getting some street smarts lessons from Laurance. Being an adopted kid of a lord, feeling like an outsider and just trying your best to hold your sibling's hand and keep them safe? Yeah, Laurance gets it. It's just a couple tips on avoiding bad circles and keeping your wits about you, but Malachi flashes back to them constantly while trying to help Levin.
Lilith Garnet carrying on the souls of two Lord's lost beloveds through her very name. Two people who have had far more tears shed for them than she'll ever be able to repay. I don't even have more to say here, I'm just sad :(
#levin hoping the man protects his mom as gar TRAPS HIMSELF IN THE IRENS DIMENSION TO SAVE HER GACJDKDJFF#no but lilith must have had the NASTIEST identity crisis phase#'where did my name come from mom :D' 'my dead husband's dead wife and my alive husband who i thought was kinda dead' '😦'#aphmau#aphblr#minecraft diaries#aphverse#aphmau mcd#laurance zvahl#garroth ro'meave#mcd#mcd aphmau#mcd levin#aphmau levin#aphmau malachi#mcd malachi#is it lilith or lillith lmao. ig ill tag both#mcd lillith garnet#mcd lilith garnet#lillith garnet
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