#Mojo Gives You A Baby Contest

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can you just give us some louis headcanons in general? maybe some modern day ones?

always!!! please always and forever ask me about louis lmfao

he loves loves LOOOOVES trivia games and trivia night and anything having to do with trivia!! he and lestat often attend trivia nights at local bars. lestat takes it upon himself to come up with the stupidest team name but honestly sometimes it's just a nightmare because louis is insanely competitive so it's less "date night" vibes and more "lestat if you fuck this up for us you are sleeping in the guest room" kinda vibes LOL

on a similar note: he has never missed a single episode of jeopardy. it's the reason he learned how to use dvr lmfao he tapes every single episode in case he's away or can't watch but he always finds time to catch up. he takes great pride in shouting the answers out loud before the contestants and acting like the answer was obvious :)

it's honestly a miracle he gets out of bed at all most days. lestat bought him a weighted blanket and it was just game OVER. louis loves that weighted blanket more than he loves himself

scrunchies never went out of style for louis LOL he always has a scrunchie or some type of hair band on his wrist (he doesn't actually care enough about his hair to use the bands for their intended purpose, but he likes to fiddle with them and also there is something weirdly intimate in always having them available to lend to lestat)

as much as he complains about the "rank materialism" of the modern age, he's become semi-dependent on his noise-cancelling headphones. especially post-merrick when he gets a Revamp (pun intended) the world is often too loud for him and he gets overwhelmed very easily. the headphones still don't block everything out like they would for mortal ears, but it helps a lot. lestat can always tell when louis is having a Bad Day when the headphones go on :(

okay last one bc i wanted to end on a softer note: he is still such a goddamn romantic. he has a collection of pressed flowers dating back to the 19th century. if y'all thought lestat was a sap with mojo: louis is no longer allowed to enter the pet store bc one time he bought a dozen beta fish because he felt so SAD seeing them all wilted in their cups on the shelf. he'll drive hours out to the countryside just to be able to gaze at the stars without city light pollution. sometimes he whispers little words of encouragement to the houseplants when he waters them. he is BABY!!!!!!!!

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Mojo Gives You A Baby Contest – Enter To Win $15,000 Voucher

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Laters, Baby: Chapter 2

Read Chapter 1 Here

Word Count: 1334

Pairing: Winchester!Sister x Lucifer

Warnings: angst, language

Summary: Finding out the devil is your soulmate is nothing but trouble. Being a Winchester? It’s double. How will the Winchester clan handle this new problem, along with the Apocalypse looming on the horizon?

A/N: Chapter 2! Let me know what you think and if you’d like to be tagged! :)

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The whole ride back to the motel, including the stop at the diner, your brothers had been nagging you about your run in with the devil. You had no idea what to tell them though. That God had a twisted sense of humor? You remained completely silent in the back seat of the Impala, watching the scenery go by. 

Sam turned to look at you before turning back to his brother, “Dean I’m starting to get worried. She hasn’t said a word since our run in with Lucifer.”

You rolled your eyes. You were confused and kind of freaked out, not broken. They didn’t have to talk about you like you weren’t there. 

“Yeah I know. Kid never shuts up and after 2 minutes with Satan not a peep for over an hour? Once we get back to the motel, we have to try to get her to talk. Maybe call Cas?”

Cas! You didn’t even think of calling him. He’s an angel, he should know about this whole soulmate thing. You had so many questions. This should not be possible. How could an archangel, even a fallen one, have a human soulmate?

You were drawn from your thoughts when Dean pulled into that week’s motel. Not wanting to deal with the third degree from your brothers, you quickly exited the Impala and rushed into the bathroom. A hot shower is just what you needed.

After 30 minutes in the shower, a pounding on the door brought you out of the trance the hot spray had you under. “Come on Y/N, you can’t avoid this forever. You’re going to have to talk to us sooner or later. Plus you’re using all the hot water. Me and Sammy gotta shower too ya know!” Dean yelled through the door.

You sighed and shut off the shower. You’d avoided your brothers long enough, and they deserve to know what Lucifer told you. You dried off, threw on the leggings and tank you had brought with you, ran a brush through your hair, and looked at your reflection in the mirror. 

Pull yourself together, Y/N. They’re your brothers. If anyone can deal with this it’s Sam and Dean Winchester.

With a deep breath, you finally left the bathroom to see Sam, Dean, and Castiel standing in the motel’s kitchenette waiting on you.

“Alright, no more avoiding this,” Dean said while pulling out a chair from the table. “You’re going to tell us what Lucifer said to you. Now.” He grabbed you by the shoulders and sat you in the chair. You watched as they all moved in front of you with expectant looks on their faces.

With a deep sigh, you looked at your twin who gave a sympathetic look. Sam was always able to calm you with not much more than a look. You always chalked it up to the twin mojo that Dean called freaky.

“Alright fine. When Lucifer touched me earlier, something happened...”

“Did he hurt you?!” Dean’s face turned red as he imagined the devil hurting his sister.

“Obviously not, Dean. If he had hurt me you probably would’ve known it. No, when he touched me it kind of felt like electricity flowed from his fingers throughout my body. But it wasn’t painful or unpleasant. It felt kinda nice actually.” 

You looked at the expressions on the three men’s faces to gauge their reactions. Sam and Dean just looked confused but Castiel’s expression was one of utter disbelief and shock. Crap. This couldn’t be good. Sam and Dean noticed yours and Cas’ staring contest and saw the angel’s expression.

“Cas what is it?” asked Sam.

Cas kept his attention on you. “He told you, didn’t he?” you simply nodded. Cas’ head dropped. He was confused, he knew what this meant but it should not be possible. 

“Told you what? Someone start talkin’!” Dean exclaimed.

“When one touches another and it causes a reaction such as that Y/N experienced, it is a reaction to their souls making a connection. The connection itself is extremely rare but humans have a word for it: soulmate. Lucifer is your sister’s soulmate.” You dropped your head into your hands while Cas explained what happened. 

“Soulmate?? The devil is my little sister’s soulmate?? How is that even possible?! He’s a friggin’ angel, an archangel at that! Isn’t that like your guys’ murder one? No hanky panky with humans because of the whole Nephilim thing?” Dean was pacing and waving his hands all over representing the absurdity of the situation. 

“Normally, yes. However, Lucifer is not a normal angel. He was cast out of Heaven for refusing to put humans before his love for our Father. Father is the only one who can create the soulmate connection. Obviously, he believes giving Lucifer a human soulmate will change his views on humanity.” Cas rationalized.  

Your head was spinning so fast you were afraid it would come off your shoulders. You could not be Lucifer’s soulmate. He would kill you. Or worse. Sam noticed your silent freak-out and kneeled next to you.

“Hey, it’s gonna be okay. Just because Lucifer is your so-called soulmate doesn’t mean you have to have anything to do with him.” He held your hand and rubbed his thumb over your knuckles.

“How do you know? He said that this was ‘going to be fun’ and that he’d ‘see me soon’. He’s the devil. If he wants to find me he will, especially if our souls are somehow connected. Sam if he finds me something bad is going to happen. He’s going to take me away from you guys. He may kill me. Or worse.”

Both of your brothers cringed at the implication. Dean had been to Hell when Lucifer was still IN the cage, what would it be like now that he was back? If Lucifer found you, would he take you there? Dean shuddered at the thought.

“Look Y/N nothing’s gonna happen to you. We won’t let Lucifer find you or take you from us. The God Squad is not going to tear apart the Winchesters. You won’t do the devil, I won’t say yes to Michael, and Sam won’t say yes to Lucifer.”

At Dean’s declaration a thought ran through your mind, “Wait, something doesn’t make sense.”

“Um you’re just noticing this now?” Dean deadpanned.

You threw him the bitchface, “Not what I meant Dean. How can Lucifer be my soulmate? Sam is not only my brother, but also my freaking twin. Lucifer can’t use Sam as a vessel and have me as a soulmate.”

Cas and Sam had confused looks on their faces while Dean’s face was white as a sheet. He wasn’t telling them something. 

“Dean?” You stood and turned towards your oldest brother, “What aren’t you telling us?” 

Dean refused to make eye contact with any of you, so you looked at Sam who just shrugged. Your gaze moved to Cas who was deep in thought. When he looked up you knew he had an idea. He moved to you and placed two fingers to your forehead. 

After a few seconds he pulled away and shot Dean the dirtiest look. “You know, don’t you? You’ve always known.” Dean just nodded. “I will not be the one to tell them.”

“What the hell is he talking about Dean?” Sam growled at your older brother. Dean let out a long sigh and finally made eye contact with you and Sam. “Y/N, you and Sam aren’t really twins. You aren’t even really a Winchester, by blood at least.” 

You and Sam’s jaws dropped at Dean’s statement. You both were in shock. In the last 3 hours your whole world had been completely flipped upside down. First you were Lucifer’s soulmate, and now the family you’d known your whole life isn’t even your family? You started to hyperventilate, causing you to get lightheaded and your vision began to snow. The last thing you remembered was the floor getting closer and Sam yelling before there was just black.

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The Contest-Part 32

To celebrate Supernatural’s 15th season, the producers have decided to hold a contest to cast an unknown in a recurring role as Sam’s rumored love interest.  They are doing open casting calls all over the country.  Your best friend Nikki wants to go and she drags you along.

A/N: My inspiration for Nikki is the one and only Red, AKA @oriona75.  So I am actually telling two stories here, Jared and Readers, and Sam and Gemini’s.  It flips back and forth, so try and keep up! : *Note: My vision for the show is different from what has actually happened, and some characters and plotlines may differ.

Characters: Jared Padalecki, Reader, Best friend Nikki(OC) Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Mark Sheppard, Mark Pellegrino, Rory Montgomery (OC), PA Emily (OC) Cliff, Other Supernatural cast and crew, Readers sister Karen (OC)

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Part 1 (all parts are linked)

Reader’s POV

“No! I can’t be. I can’t.  We were careful.”  I whispered, shaking my head in denial. Then I remembered the night Jared and Rory got into their fight. Okay, so we were mostly careful.

“You never answered my question, Y/N. How late are you?” Nikki asked softly.

With a sigh of defeat, I pulled up my calendar on my phone and counted, and counted again. “Two weeks.” I finally admitted. “I thought it was from stress.”

“Maybe we should just go to the drugstore and get a test. That way we can be sure.” Nikki said in that no-nonsense way of hers.

“What if I am? What will I do? I’m not married like you are. This wasn’t planned. And what about the show? How do I drop that little bombshell? And how do I tell Jared? He has three kids already, I have no idea if he even wants any more.” I dropped my head into my hands. “I’m really freaking out here, Nik.”

She sat down next to me and rubbed my back gently. “Well let’s find out if you are first before we panic. And as for everything else, we’ll figure it out. How about you finish packing us up for our flight and I’ll go buy the test? It will take your mind off of things for the moment.”

I nodded.  “Okay, let’s do that.  Thanks, Nikki. I don’t know what I would do without you!”

She grinned at me,  “You’d still be a nurse back in Philly, Sister.”

Gemini’s POV

They all sat around the table in the war room looking at me. 

“Can you tell us what happened back there, Gem?” Sam asked me gently.

“I don’t know,” I said softly. I really didn’t. 

“How do we know it wasn’t Rowena doing her witch mojo thing?” Dean asked.

“It didn’t feel like last time.  It felt different.” I admitted.

“I think I have an idea about what might be going on.” Cas finally said.  

“Well don’t keep us in suspense, Cas. Tell us already!” Dean snapped.

Cas shot Dean his usual look of irritation.  He continued as though Dean hadn’t spoken.  “The baby shares Sam’s blood, including the demon blood. I think the baby may also share Sam’s powers, and they are manifesting themselves through Gemini.”

The room was silent as we all processed this.  Everyone looked from Sam to me and back again.  I stared at him in confusion.   “What is he talking about?  Demon blood?  Powers?  What haven’t you told me?”

Dean coughed awkwardly before glaring at his brother.  “You didn’t tell her?”

“No, I didn’t tell her, Dean.  It happened a long time ago, and it’s not a time in my life that I like to revisit, okay?” Sam snapped.

“Would someone tell me what the hell is going on!” I demanded, smacking my palms on the table for emphasis.

A muscle in Sam’s jaw twitched, and he jumped from his chair and grabbed my wrist, pulling me with him.  “Let’s talk in our room, Gem.”

We sat down next to each other on the bed, Sam still holding my hand tightly in his much-larger one.  I opened my mouth to speak, but Sam put his finger to my lips to silence me. 

“I have a lot I need to tell you, Gem.  Some of this is pretty hard for me to talk about.  I wasn’t keeping this from you, I just never dreamed any of this would come up again.” His hazel eyes looked so troubled.

“Whatever it is, we will figure it out, together,” I told him as I gently caressed his cheek, and he closed his eyes for a minute, leaning into my touch.  Then as though steeling himself for battle, he took a deep breath, opened his eyes, and looked at me.

“It all started when I was six months old……” He began.

Reader’s POV

Nikki was gone for a long time.  So long that I fell asleep waiting for her to come back.  The long nights sitting up with my mother had taken their toll, and my body just finally shut down. When I woke, it was getting dark outside and I panicked.  “Crap, how long was I asleep?”

“At least three hours.  You’ve barely stopped since we got here, and it’s gonna be full-speed ahead when we get home, so I decided to let you sleep.” She pointed to a bag on the table. “The tests are in there.  I got a few different kinds, I wasn’t sure what you wanted.  Just so you know, we need to leave for the airport in about an hour.”

“Great, no pressure or anything,” I muttered. 

“So, are you gonna do it or what? I need to know if my kid is gonna have a BFF or a future spouse.”  Nikki said with a grin.

“I’m glad that you find this all so entertaining.  I’m about to lose my shit and you’re cracking jokes.  Some friend you are!” I sucked my tongue out at her childishly.

“Would you shut up and go pee on the stick already?” Nikki yelled after me as I stomped off to the bathroom to do the test.

“Die you cherry popsicle eating cow!” I screeched as I slammed the door as hard as I could. 

“Love you too, you stupid giraffe!” I heard Nikki swear at the closed door, completely unperturbed. We had been friends too long for any name calling to hurt each other’s feelings.  She knew I didn’t mean it.

I didn’t need to read the instructions, I had been doing pregnancy tests since nursing school.  I peed on the stick, capped it, and waited five of the longest minutes of my life.

Nikki was sitting on the couch quietly when I walked out.  She wasn’t on her phone texting Misha or reading emails, she was just waiting.  I sat down and immediately burst into tears.  She gathered me into her arms and rocked me as I cried.  “It’s gonna be okay, Y/N.  Jared loves you.  He will love this baby too.”

“I’m scared, Nik. I’m not ready to be anyone’s m-m-mother! I gave up everything for this stupid show. My job, my life, my friends. What if they fire me? What if Jared doesn’t want this baby?” I sobbed harder. “I should have been more careful!”

Nikki brushed my hair out of my eyes and handed me a tissue.  “It takes two to tango, girlfriend. Padaleski is a big boy.  This isn’t all on you.  The car will be here any minute to take us to the airport.  Why don’t you go wash your face and freshen up? Jared and Misha are picking us up at the airport, and you don’t want him to see you looking like a hag, do you?” 

She grinned when I cracked a smile. “Your lucky we are both pregnant, Collins, or I would bitch-slap you right now,” I said with a watery chuckle as I hugged her tightly.

Gemini’s POV

It took a long time for Sam to tell me the whole story.  I only interrupted him a few times to ask questions when I was confused about something, and he clarified for me and continued on.  His voice never wavered as he recounted the terrible story that began with the deal Mary made with Azazel to save his father’s life.  He had experienced so much pain, endured so much loss.  My heart just broke for him.  

He finally finished speaking and the silence stretched between us.  “Say something, Gem.” He demanded desperately.

“This just gets stranger and stranger,” I said quietly.

Sam’s shoulder’s slumped in defeat and he looked at the floor.  I put my hand on his cheek and whispered, “Sam, look at me.”  His eyes met mine, and they were shiny with unshed tears. I realized just what it had cost him to relive all of that again.  “I love you.  That isn’t going to change.  And we will figure all this crazy shit out together as long as we are honest with each other, okay?”

“Okay.” He agreed.

I yawned hugely. “Lay with me?” I asked him. “That demon-mojo thing really wiped me out.”

Sam put his arm around my shoulder, and I snuggled in close, burying my face into the warmth of his neck as we talked quietly.  “How are we gonna be able to do this?” He asked me suddenly.

I peeked up at him.  “Do what, exactly?”

“Parent a special kid like this.  You were raised by a witch and me by a hunter.  Not exactly the best role models.” He absently twirled a strand of my hair around his finger.  “We are way out of our league here.”

“My Gram loved Leo and me, and she gave us everything she had until the day she died.  Dean practically raised you and would move heaven and earth for you.  So we’ll make it up as we go and hopefully learn from our mistakes just like regular parents do,” I whispered, my voice fading as my eyes drifted closed and I fell into a deep sleep. 

I woke with a start, still in our bed, but Sam was gone.  There was a strange woman standing at the foot of the bed staring at me.  Blind instinct had me reaching out for my gun which I usually kept on the nightstand, but it wasn’t there.  “You won’t be needing that,” she said with a soft smile.

She was dressed is a long white gown, and her feet were bare.  “Are you an angel? Does Cas know your here?” I snapped. “How were you able to get past the wards?”

She smiled sort of sadly at the mention of Cas’ name. “I’m not an angel. I had to come to you in your dreams.  It’s the only safe place I could reach out to you without him knowing. We need to talk.”

“Who the hell are you?”

She sat down on the edge of the bed.  “My name was Kelly Kline.” She said simply.

Kelly Kline? Why did I know that name? I sat up straighter.  “Wait a minute…. you said “was”.

“Can’t get anything past you, can I? That’s right, I’m dead.” She said softly.

And then it hit me. “Wait a minute.  I know who you are.  You are Lucifer’s son’s mother.  Sam told me about you.”

She nodded. “Yes, I am Jack’s mother.  I died giving birth to him.  That’s why I am here. I know you are pregnant, and I know what your son is destined to do.  I am here to beg you, from one mother to another, to please save my son.”

Reader’s POV

I swore Nikki to secrecy on the plane, making her swear she wouldn’t tell Misha until I’d had a chance to tell Jared.  She rolled her eyes at me.  “Are you serious? Misha can’t keep a secret to save his life.”

“Neither can you, so the two of you are perfect for each other,” I said with a snort.

“Bite me, giraffe,” Nikki said out the side of her mouth.

Jared and Misha were waiting for us when we got off the plane. They must have come directly from the set because Jared was dressed in one of Sam’s flannels and jeans and Misha in Cas’ suit minus the trenchcoat.  

Jared enveloped me in his arms.  “God I missed you. How’s your Mom?”

“Better, thanks. I missed you too.” I leaned into his chest and sighed.  “How’s work been?”

Jared gave a tired sigh.  “Crazy.  We had to juggle some things to shoot around your absence.  Everyone will be happy to see you. Come on, babe.  Let’s get your bag and go home.”

I looked over at Misha. “Hey Mish. I bought your wife back in one piece. Philly is all out of red popsicles, so I had no choice.”

He chuckled as he gave me a hug.  “I hope Nikki behaved herself.  Any run-ins with Mindy while you were home?” He asked.

“Are you kidding? After the smackdown Y/N gave her at our party? Mindy didn’t come within a hundred miles of us.”  Nikki said with a smirk.  “You know your girl’s a badass, right Padaleski?”

“I’d be stupid to argue with you, Nik.” Jared agreed.

After the driver dropped the four of us off at home, we said our goodbyes to Nikki and Misha and headed up to our apartment.  Jared and I didn’t have to be on set until later tomorrow, so we had some time together.

We’d decided we were both too tired to go anywhere, so we ordered food from our favorite Italian place that delivered.  I changed into leggings and a pink Eagles sweatshirt I’d picked up at the airport just to piss Jensen off.

“Nice shirt.  Wonder how fast I can get it off you?” Jared said with a wicked grin.

“Isn’t it great? I thought I’d wear it to work tomorrow.��

Jared laughed that wonderful laugh of his. “Jensen will LOVE that.”

When our dinner came we sat on the couch eating and talking.  He offered me some wine, which I declined. He raised an eyebrow but didn’t comment. I asked him to tell me about the wedding in an effort to change the subject.

“Gen looked beautiful and really happy.  I mostly spent my time corralling the kids.  It felt weird without you there.  I was glad I got to spend time with the kids and see everybody, but I was glad when it was over.” He looked pensive for a moment.

“Did it make you think about your wedding?” I asked quietly.

He shrugged. “Not really.  It made me realize how much I missed being married.  And how much I wished you were with me.”

“I’m sorry I wasn’t there, Jared. I know how important it was, but my Mom needed me.” 

He put his hand on my arm.  “Yes, she did. I completely understand. In fact, I’m glad you weren’t there because it helped me figure some stuff out. I need to talk to you about something.”

I put my plate down. “I have something to tell you too,” I whispered. “You go first.”

“So, seeing Gen get married made me realize that I want that again.  With you.  I know this seems sudden, but I’ve been thinking about this from practically the minute we started dating.”

He pulled a black box out of his pocket and my heart skipped a beat.  When he opened it, inside was the most beautiful diamond ring I had ever seen. “ I love you, Y/N. I think you are my soulmate as much Gemini is Sam’s.  Will you marry me?”

“Yes, definitely,” I whispered, tears streaming down my face. I held out my hand and he slipped on the ring.  It fit perfectly.  “It’s so big!” I said in awe.  He leaned in and kissed me, his lips warm and soft on mine.  “I love you, Jared.”

“Well, I’m a big guy.  I couldn’t give you a tiny ring, now could I? So, that was my big news.  What did you want to talk to me about?” He asked curiously.

I took a deep breath.  “ So when I was home…….Nikki figured out that I…….I’m pregnant, Jared.”

(Part 33)

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3/9/17 playlist

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Lenny & Sid: Love Thy Neighbor (2003) Full DVD w/ bonus features

You know I've been thinking of a my own episodes for the series 

 one of them is a retelling of the story of Joshua and the city of Jericho, with Lenny as Joshua, Sid and the other students as the Israelites (with Sid being the one to suggest to Storm and Attack Jericho and Tommy the Nerdy Turtle suggesting to go back to Egypt), Candy and Frieda (the Bully Cat from "Love thy Neighbor" friends) as the guards of Jericho, and Mr. Bixby as the Messenger from the Lord 

 and another one is actually based off a webcomic on furaffinity.net by oreofish ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21941491/ ) where Lenny has a pet Tarantula (a big and rare one in matter fact) and due to a mishap where Lenny convinces Sid to pet it and Sid accidentally strokes it too hard, Sid gets bitten by the spider and got sent to the hospital, but he gets out fine after being sent there, but after that ordeal Sid's wants some time away from Lenny for a little while actually gets a little nervous to the point where he gets more quiet and nervous like the Spider Bite made him "lost his mojo" and Lenny isn't doing much better when thought to himself that he could've killed Sid even to the point where he imagines Sid's Funeral and everyone blames Lenny and thinks to himself if he should get rid of his Tarantula, and the next day at school he tells Candy about the ordeal (I'll get to that in a second), and afterwards she spreads a rumor around to the other students that Lenny's Tarantula is a ruthless killing machine and that he's going to unleash it during the Big Easter Party at school during the egg hunt (you know those big school parties with egg toss game, an egg hunt, and treats during the last hours of school before the Spring Break, come we all had that party at school sometime or another), and when both Lenny & Sid asks their parents their parents about how they have been kind of scared and worried about the whole incident before they go to school, and Sid's Dad & Lenny's Mom (with each of them cutting to them telling the story to their kids back and forth) tells them each about Jesus Death and tells them that they shouldn't worry about Death and just enjoy life and that every life matters, so when they go to school, during the Easter party's egg hunt (and after Show and Tell where all of Lenny's Class moves their desks back to the wall, except for Sid's), Candy gets Frieda to sneak into the classroom and release the Tarantula out to the field during the hunt so that they make it look like Candy would squash the spider and become a hero among her classmates giving her more votes for the school beauty contest, and of course during the hunt Lenny & Sid run each other (with Sid getting his mojo back), and just before they make up the spider comes out and scares everyone causing a panic and before Candy can get a chance to squish it, Lenny tries to tame his spider, but some of the other students try to hold them down after he is accused of unleashing the spider, and before Candy can get the killing blow, Sid show's and tells all that this spider is not a monster, it is just a creature like everyone else, and to prove it Sid bravely pets it and pets it genteelly to the point where the Spider purrs, revealing that it's not that bad, so Candy's scheme gets found out, Lenny & Sid apologize to each other, Mr. Bixby has a talk with Candy that ends up with Candy being disqualified from the beauty contest and have to do some cleaning up during spring break, and Lenny decides to let the Tarantula out to the wild where it'll be safe, and the episode ends with Sid convincing Lenny to go eat some leftover chocolate from the party with him to cheer Lenny up (sorry if it was long, I have a really big thing for creating ideas like this) 

 I also imagine different things to happen in the first two episodes, like in "Love Thy Neighbor" Sid having to fight back against the Bully Cat Hilda by standing, dodging every punch, and using his wit and speed to out match her, all while doing some typical Eddie Murphy verbal comedy that's he's known for (cause that's what's he's trying to impersonate), and after a while Sid decides to give Hilda a free blow and tells her hit him as hard as she can to prove her strength, and after a big punch that gave Sid a black eye that's sends him flying to wall, Hilda mocks his comedy and laughs, and all Sid can say while she's laughing is "You... you think this is funny? This... this is not... not as funny as... as..." and then with a smug grin he says "...as your face" and then Lenny blows the panic whistle to signal Principal Bixby, also earlier when Sid first sees Hilda and her crew, he starts hitting on Candy, and before the fight Candy says to Sid "Hey, if you beat Hilda, I'll go on a date with you", and since that was a win by default, Sid gets a date with Candy as shown in the End Credits

and in "Tis' the Reason", Jenny gets guilt tripped too like Lenny & Sid, it happens when the wind mixed the two pieces of paper with the roles on them, Jenny thought that the Baby in the Manger was Lenny (and basically they would both have the same thought that Lenny had when he saw that he got baby in the manger and shutter after realizing how awkward it would be) so Jenny gives the part of Joseph to Lenny and gives the part of Baby in the Manger to Sid, and she starts to worry that, after to hear that there will be a dress rehearsal of the play performed in front of the entire school before they do it on Christmas Eve, Sid may get humiliated (especially in front of Candy), so she uses the missing cat as an excuse to not see all the drama go down, although she denies it and says she trying to help and during her search she starts thinking about how she doesn't want to Sid to be embarrassed, but she doesn't want to admit that she switched them cause she doesn't want do the play with Lenny as the Baby in the Manger, and she thinks about it more and more until she gets a headache and eventually a head cold, and when Lenny & Jenny admit what they did to each other (and Sid saying, that those people don't bother me, it just what god think that matters) they both gave a sigh of relief, and Sid points out that they would've been better off with Sid as the Baby in the Manger since he's the size for it again, sorry for the long paragraph of speech there, but like I said I'm real creative with my ideas, I go into great detail about them, 

so yeah, but I like to know what you think of them

[pacitarae]

Austin Powers

Brushed  & Flossed

Austin Powers – Tuesday, 20 March, 2018 80/365

Fandom: Austin Powers trio of films made famous by Mike Myers and directed by Jay Roach

Perhaps it’s sacrilege to follow my Jane Austen fandom with my Austin Powers fandom. Here’s the thing about fandoms, sometimes they choose us when we’re not looking. I consider myself well read and fairly rounded in life experience points.  As if someone is keeping track. Of course, there is always someone keeping track; it’s just not always clear who is doing what on the point tally.

This is off topic, but it reminds me of an experience with a district group of curriculum specialists. The organizer began our session with what I think she imagined to be a brief opening activity. With more than forty participants, it took a bit longer than she expected. We all stood in a circle and played an adaptation of “Have you ever…? I have...!” In college it is usually played as a drinking game with young twenty-somethings. When it’s your turn you ask the group if they’ve ever done something, and follow your question with a declaration that you’ve done that something. The idea is to ask and then claim something that you’re pretty sure nobody else in the room can also claim doing, such as, “Have you ever touched a shark while scuba diving?” The majority of the participants are gonna’ have to take a drink after somebody pulls that one out of their past. Since it’s a drinking game, the idea is to get everyone to drink by sharing that rare event.

The curriculum specialist who planned the activity couldn’t use alcoholic beverages at a district function, so she adapted it with a baby/wedding shower party game by giving everyone a piece of candy. In the baby/wedding shower version, party goers receive a clothespin and when somebody inadvertently says the word “baby” or the groom’s name, they have to hand over all their clothespins to the partygoer who catches them saying the forbidden word/name. The idea is to be the one at the end of the shower with the most clothespins. Now, combine these two games with some highly competitive people who don’t want to give away their candy. It quickly went from people wanting to win to people wanting to claim the most diverse life experiences. Yup. It was a pissing contest.

We now return to our regularly scheduled blog entry. Thank you for letting me ramble about people who are life’s tally keepers, whether or not we want them to do so.

Whenever somebody asks the odd question, “What is your guilty pleasure?” I don’t have to falter about to come up with my shameful answer: Austin Powers.

Each of the three films is filled with sophomoric humor. The series is a textbook example of how Hollywood producers make movies geared for a male audience of approximately 12-22 year olds. There’s boob humor. There’s penis humor. There’s sex humor. There’s fart and fecal matter humor. Smatter in a good deal of slapdash comedic visuals and plenty of action: Voilà! You have the Austin Powers media sensation.

1997 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

1999 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

2002 Austin Powers in Goldmember

So, why do I like it? Honestly, I wish I knew. There are so many memorable scenes and quips. Every time I make a three point turn in my car I remember the “27” point turn from the first movie. I’m amazed at how frequently I find myself quoting one of the films. I know that my students are too young to have seen them in the theaters, but they must be watching them with their parents, because they also use Austin Powers quotes periodically.

“Whole bag of shhhhhh.” Dr. Evil to Scotty in AP:tSWSM: this one is great for jokingly reminding someone that it is time to quit talking.

“Groovy, baby!” Austin Powers in all three films: good times expression for when something is super cool.

“Yeah, baby, yeah!” Same as above…

“Everybody loves their own brand.” Fat Bastard in APiG: Whenever someone experiences an unappealing odor, such as a fart.

“I eat because I’m sad, and I’m sad because I eat.” Fat Bastard to Austin and Foxxy near the end of APiG: This one reminds us that not everything is about humor.

“Who throws a shoe? Honestly.” Austin to Oddjob in AP:IMoM: We use this one whenever somebody does something that they evidently didn’t think through before doing. Also known as…that’s pretty stupid.

“Throw me a frickin’ bone here!” Dr. Evil to his evil team members in AP:IMoM: When we use this one we are frustrated and feel out of the loop about something.

“A hundred million dollars” Dr. Evil to evil team members: This one is used dually when something is way too expensive or when it’s much less than anticipated.

“Sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads!” Dr. Evil to evil team In AP:IMoM: Wow! That is super cool!

“Riiiiight.” Dr. Evil to ??? in ???: Okay. This one speaks for itself. We use this whenever we seriously doubt that someone is telling the truth.

“Oh, no. I’ve lost my mojo.” Austin Powers in AP:tSWSM: We use this when we’re just not up to a task at a given moment in time. (Darling Son called out from the back seat as we were on the road to tell me that I should include this quote!)

Okay, that’s enough. Yup. The world of fictional Austin Powers and friends has infiltrated out lives. There really is so much more, but this is enough to be getting on with.

Tuesday, the twentieth of March of 2018: I brushed and flossed. Day 80 of 365 writing entries!