#Miranda ALMOND

[imperfectdiary]

Vogue UK August 2011

Arizona Muse by Lachlan Bailey

Styled by Miranda Almond

[icanseethefuture333]

How does the planets you have in your first house in astrology affect your physical appearance?

How planets in the 1st house affect your physical appearance 🖤

Sun in the 1st house:

Overall feline features. There are two types. Some resemble a kitten, while others resemble a lion. Face shape tends to be oval, diamond, or heart. Their face is long in length and they have a tall nose with a triangular nose tip. Eyes can be upturned and curious, or narrow with a soft gaze. Their skin tone is very vibrant and they tan or get sun burned easily in comparison to others. As they age, they tend to get smile lines or aged wrinkly skin, sun spots are noticeable as well. Body type usually has a singular prominent feature, something about it just stands out, whether that is their height, curves, or physique. They can either have a pear shaped body or be short and stocky in stature. They often have long arms and thick legs. Hair tends to be shiny and voluminous as well.

Celebrities: Doja Cat, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Azealia Banks, Brenda Song, Markliplier, Robert Pattinson, Donald Glover, Joshua Bassett, & 21 Savage

Moon in the 1st house:

Soft, full, rounded facial features. Round face shape. Cheekbones tend to be rounded in shape or something about the cheeks looks “fleshy”. Eyes are big and round or beady looking. The flesh of their nose is thick and you are less likely to see the bone. Round lips, almost as if they’re puckering them. They often have pitch black hair or look best with darker hair colors for it contrasts with their luminescent eyes and glowing skin. Side profile resembles a crescent moon 🌙 . They tend to get “pudgy” in the face as they gain weight. Body type is usually very curvy and luscious, leaning towards an hourglass figure with large breasts and softer bellies. The men are likely to gain muscle in their pectorals and have a rounded frame. They are more likely to gain weight due to emotional eating.

Celebrities: Jihyo, Kali Uchis, Cardi B, Aishwarya Rai, SZA, Baekhyun, Ashton Irwin, Cameron Dallas, Jussie Smollet, & Doyoung

Mars in the 1st House:

Big heads!!! Their heads may be bigger in proportion to their bodies, especially if it’s aspected by Jupiter (Christina Ricci has both Jupiter and Mars in the 1st house and she looks like a real life Blythe doll). Rectangular or square face shape, their jawline tends to be square and angular. Prominent cheekbones with full cheeks. Almond shaped eyes, thin noses, and wide mouths. Martian body types tend to be average in weight or very athletic and strong in muscle. The women have a rectangle body shape while the men are buff and have wide shoulders (apple shaped). Likely to have a scar or bruise on their body from an incident (sports injury or car accident). They often have a “healthy” look. Most of these people have “baby skin”! Their skin is so clear and majority of the time is free from imperfections. Martians have a youthful factor to their beauty due to Aries being the youngest zodiac sign, so as they age, they look very young or have this “forever young” quality about them.

Celebrities: Megan Fox, Erykah Badu, Anne Hathaway, Miranda Cosgrove, Raven Symone, Jackson Wang, Andy Samberg, John Legend, Niall Horan, & Kai Cenat

Venus in the 1st house:

Very luscious facial features! Their face is more alluring in comparison to other planets in the 1st house, similar to lunar people, they both have full features. The difference is that Venusians’ features are more balanced and harmonious. They could fit the “beauty standard” so to speak or their beauty sets trends. Sultry eyes, can have a shimmer to them or they tend to sparkle when it comes to discussing or seeing the things they love. Sloped nose bridge. Plump lips. The men have full beards or a signature mustache, blessed with a nice jawline. Their facial structure has a mix of feminine and masculine elements (sharp and rounded). Oval face shape. When they are young, their body is thin and rectangular, but as they get older, their curves start to spread out, especially when they have children. Small waists with a prominent bust and wide hips. Big butts! Venusian men tend to be smaller in frame but taller than Martian men. Their bodies look balanced and they are often average in height and their shoulders might be more narrow as well. A Venusian man will look more delicate and charming, while a Martian man will look cheeky and mischievous.

Celebrities: Angelina Jolie, Beyoncé, Meagan Good, Olivia Rodrigo, Keke Palmer, Zayn, Ben Affleck, Frank Ocean, Charles Leclerc, & Odell Beckham Jr.

Mercury in the 1st house

Fairies!!! They are so miniature and cute! Mercurians have a “gamine” or “ethereal” essence their beauty. Petite with an otherworldly and boyish charm. Asymmetrical or androgynous features. The men are often spotted with long luscious locks and the women with short hair (especially pixie cuts). If worn long, their hair is thin and sleek. If tall, their necks are long like a swan’s, resembling an alien’s body, they tend to be very lanky. Short torso and long legs. Eyes are very curious and “awake”, one eye might be bigger than the other. Lighter eye color. Tiny mouthes with bigger teeth. Very attractive smiles. They can have freckles or moles. Mercurian women’s curves are slightly noticeable and their shoulders tend to be sharp or angular. Mercurian men are very tall with prominent Adam’s apples.

Celebrities: Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid, Zooey Deschanel, Anya Taylor Joy, Simone Biles, Christian Ronaldo, Hozier, Mark Tuan, Bryson Tiller, & Alexander Wang

Saturn in the 1st house:

The ones who look like they’ve seen some shit. Saturnians have a darker and intense look to their eyes. If they are healed, their eyes can be very magnetic and draw you in, if they are in a place of turmoil, their eyes reflect the pain they feel inside. Often spotted with heavy eyeliner or a dark Smokey eye. Triangle or oblong face shapes. Eyes can be narrow and slanted eyes, with small pupils, or large downturned eyes. Visible aging is often due to addictions, physical stress, and trauma. Tall stature with a petite bone structure. They can gain “healthy weight” meaning they look less sharp and softer once fat is accumulated. Apple or inverted triangle body shape, physique can look “wider” as well. Muscles are prominent in triceps and thighs. Average to tall in height.

Celebrities: Britney Spears, Lana Del Rey, Tracee Ellis Ross, Cher, Zoe Saldana, Adam Levine, Kevin Hart, Usher, Pedro Pascal, & Travis Barker

Jupiter in the 1st house:

The wild child. Tousled hair, hooded eyes, wide noses, and big smiles. Everything about their features and facial structure is prominent. Bigger foreheads as well. They stand out in the crowd with their effortless style. Often muscular, wide in bone structure, and/or tall. If short, they wear platform heels and chunky boots. Jupiterian women have a big butt, thick legs, wide hips, and their waist leans towards square-ish. Bust grows bigger with age or after pregnancy. While the men also have a squared waist and have big hands and big feet. Something about their presence is daring and strong, they are more adventurous in terms of style and pull off the best risks in fashion. They are also statuesque, if it’s not their height or muscles, their aura dominates the room.

Celebrities: Rihanna, Jennie, Millie Bobby Brown, Willow, Hailey Baldwin, Harry Styles, Big Sean, Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse, & Jaebum

Uranus in the 1st house:

Girl/boy next door type of beauty. Something about their appearance feels natural and familiar. To some, they are viewed as just average or they could have needed to grow into their looks (they experience a glow up as they progress into puberty). Could have experienced bullying on the internet or faced a lot of criticism from their peers for their unique looks or personal style. May have been “forced” to become “conventionally attractive”. Close set eyes, droopy noses, and thin lips. Prominent aegyo-sal or fatty eye bags. These natives are likely to get plastic surgery at some point in their lives because they are constantly judged for their insecurities (poor babies :(!). If they learn to embrace their flaws, Uranians can have so much potential with their unique appearance and can stand out in a crowd that’s pressured to fit into the beauty standard. Experimental in style and may suit “futuristic” makeup. Body tends to fluctuate in weight or their shape seems to change overtime (naturally or cosmetically). Likely to have tattoos, birth marks, or scars visible on their body.

Celebrities: Ariana Grande, FKA Twigs, Kylie Jenner, Rosalia, Soyeon, Jungkook, Chris Evans, Kid Cudi, Jimin, & Tom Brady

Neptune in the 1st house:

The dreamy ones. Something about their appearance people obsess over and fantasize about. Can be over romanticized by people who are romantically interested in them and unfortunately, this diminishes the beauty that they possess inside. Shapeshifters - Neptunians can change their appearance however they desire. Identity complex issues. They wear a mask to hide their insecurities and can often create an alter ego to be deemed as more confident. Alluring eyes, button noses, and heart shaped lips. Heart or diamond face shape. Wide cheekbones and narrow jawline. Eyebrows tend to be thick or bushy unless groomed, similar with men’s facial hair, it can sprout quickly like a weed. Their undereyes or cheeks may have lines or they have noticeable smile lines. Body type leans toward curvy and average in height. Hourglass or they are more likely to wear corsets to cinch their waists. Men are balanced in proportions.

Celebrities: Adriana Lima, Kim Kardashian, Kelly Rowland, Emma Chamberlain, Mila Kunis, Sebastian Stan, Denzel Washington, Norman Reedus, Dave Franco, & Taecyeon

Pluto in the 1st house:

Melancholic beauty. Arched eyebrows, sanpaku eyes, dorsal hump or hooked noses, & puckered lips (looks like they’re getting ready to kiss?). Hair is usually thin and long, with a slight bend or curl. V line face shape. Some can look similar to a bird, a crow more specifically. Swarthy skin complexions. Either very pale or darker skinned. Cool undertones. Their hair and skin lack contrasts, very muted and muddled together. Their eyes are their most prominent feature. Inverted triangle body, wider shoulders or fuller busts. Hip dips are visible as well (yes I know everyone can have them but these people flaunt their natural body very proudly!). Thicker in weight or they feel confident as they grow into their “grown woman/man” body. Men tend to give a “smoulder” look or have flirty expressions.

Celebrities: Lily Rose Depp, Nicole Sherzinger, Melanie Martinez, Sydney Sweeney, Mitski, Justin Bieber, Keanu Reeves, Kendrick Lamar, Jaden Smith, & Idris Elba

[bebemoon]

look for the name MIRANDA (requested by anonymous) | gianfranco ferré wine-dark one-shoulder gown w/ gold embroidery and beading on sleeve (a/w 2oo1), alighieri "the immortal wanderlust" wrap necklace/belt in 24kt gold plate, alexander mcqueen metallic gold crystal apple & hummingbird knuckle duster clutch, bienaimé "jours heureux" eau de parfum (almond, carnation, violet, geranium, rose, tonka bean, white musk, vanilla), rené caovilla gold leather and crystal embellished slingback heels

[imsovoguesblog]

New Cover Alert 🌟

Bridgerton's finest- the stunning Nicola Coughlan for Marie Claire Turkyie August 2024 Issue, shot by Nick Thompson and styled by Miranda Almond.

Bridgerton

[venusinmyrrh]

If your OC was a perfume, what would they smell like?

Main character edition. Here are some of my favorite ladies!

Vanessa Byrd (Purple Sunrise): A peaceful desert night, the calm before the storm. Dust and indigo haze, with sweet yucca and incense wafting on the breeze.

Jessie Hendricks (Stay Buried): Sullen black tea and well-worn leather from a scuffed-up pair of Docs, layered over a rebellious undercurrent of smoke.

Tiffany Palmer (Hartfall Mall): She'll try anything once, as long as it's pink: raspberry licorice and sugary gumdrops, paired with sweet creamy vanilla and punctuated with the bubblegum kick of Madonna's latest single.

Rosalie Romanet (House Divided): Immaculately tailored essence of violet, expensive and rare, with bitter almond and a spine of cold steel, closely guarding a fragrant tuberose heart.

Samantha Ware (Forgive Us Our Virtues): The Black Death incarnate: narcotic draughts of opium and myrrh, drunk deep until the darkness rushes in.

Emily Call (Wicker Hollow): A warm bright forest of sandalwood, cedar, rosewood, and yew, plus the fresh earthy smell of grass newly trod on in search of an adventure.

Sabrina Royce (Royce's Quarter): An array of expensive spices that can't quite erase the coppery tang of blood spilled on the red clay court.

Amaryllis de Vere (Love Lies Bleeding): Elegant white freesia blooms floating in an extravagant crystal basin of champagne.

Cass Bright (Bright): The scent of the ‘70s Sunset Strip scene: vetiver, whiskey, patchouli, and smoke, with a line of sage and lavender to take the edge off.

Lola Dumont (Sunshine Springs): A drip of spiced honey sliding tantalizingly down the stem of a rich red velvet rose, in the languid heat of a Floridian summer.

Rosemarie Desmond (Always a Rose): Coffee-stained papers covered in scribbles of half-finished poetry, aged leatherbound books, and dried rose petals scattered across an old wooden desk.

Colleen Desmond (Snake in the Moss): Creeping tendrils of Spanish moss dotted with sweet heady magnolia, and a bite of bitter tea leaves lying in wait.

Jackie Ormond (Between the Gravel and the Sky): The screech of tires tearing down a racetrack: crisp fiberglass and a jolt of gasoline slicing through the warmth of asphalt after a summer rain.

Miranda Norwood (Hibiscus Whiskey): A riotous burst of canna lilies among lush Caribbean greenery, warmed by a dollop of golden saffron sunshine and a splash of rum.

Lady Nightshade (Lady Nightshade): What else? Belladonna, hidden in a bouquet of roses, masked with a sprinkle of oudh, just waiting to fuck up your day.

Sophia (Carpe Noctem): Nag champa, white tea, and moonflower, serene as a cool clear night sky, dotted with the curious twinkle of snowdrops like stars.

[bratshaws]

through the hourglass 316. brb x oc

a/n: OOP A SHORTY(comments and reblogs are super welcome and encouraged!)

pairing: plus size!oc x rooster

warnings: none uwu

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It was storming hard and Beatrice watched the large droplets hit the bar’s windows as she and Shells fixed the tables. Penny went home for the night and both women just watched as the huge dark clouds danced overhead.

Shells whistled low, “Damn, good thing we drove over here.” she says, leaning against a chair, “You good picking the kids up at your parents?”

Beatrice nodded, securing the last table against the gusts of wind that accompanied the storm. The rain outside lashed against the windows like a frenzied orchestra, "Yeah, I should be good to pick them up. My parents are used to the impromptu weather changes .They won't mind having the kids a bit longer."

Shells chuckled, “Yeah.” her eyes scanning the empty bar. "Kinda weird being here alone and in the rain,though."

“Well,Shells, the bar did close already.”

"True, but there's a certain charm to being in a closed bar during a storm. It's like we've got the whole place to ourselves."

Beatrice smirked, "You just want to raid the snack stash without anyone judging you."

Shells winked, "Guilty as charged. Aunt Penny would lose her shit…Let's grab some snacks and enjoy the storm. Maybe we'll uncover some hidden gems in the snack selection."

“Uh-huh.” But Bea does follow Shells, setting the broom aside, “Sure.”

The two women headed to the back of the bar where Penny kept a stash of snacks for late-night cravings. The dimly lit storage room smelled of aged wood and a faint hint of bourbon. Shells rummaged through the shelves, pulling out an assortment of chips, pretzels, and even a forgotten pack of gummy bears.

"Jackpot!" Shells exclaimed, holding up the gummy bears triumphantly. "How did Penny forget about these?"

Beatrice chuckled, leaning against the wall "Maybe they were hidden treasures, waiting for the right moment to be discovered. Or Penny just has too much on her plate lately."

Shells raised an eyebrow, a mischievous grin forming. "Speaking of plates, I also found some of those chocolate-covered almonds. You know, the fancy ones."

Beatrice arched an eyebrow, "Fancy almonds? Penny's stepping up her snack game.”

They grabbed the snacks and headed back to the main area of the bar. The storm outside continued to rattle the windows and the roof, but nothing was leaking.

Shells settled into one of the barstools, popping open the bag of gummy bears. "Alright, let's spill some secrets, Bea. What's the juiciest gossip you've heard lately?"

Beatrice laughed, joining her at the bar. "Well, besides Miranda trying to play mind games, not much. Life has been... eventful."

Shells hums, popping the pretzel bag open and shoving a handful into her mouth, “Nothing else?”

Beatrice considered for a moment, her gaze drifting towards the storm outside. The rhythmic tap of rain on the windows calmed her a bit. "Well, Rooster's still away on his mission as you know. That's a bit unnerving, especially with everything else going on." she pauses “This whole thing is like a soap opera, but with fighter jets."

Shells snorted, "Fighter jet drama. Now that's a show I'd watch. Who needs reality TV when you've got the Navy?"

Beatrice grinned, "True. Lives that are dramatic enough without needing scripted plots. But seriously, Shells, maybe we should make a movie about this whole thing once it is over, can you imagine?”

“Not gonna lie,we'd make millions!"

"We just need to figure out who plays the villain. I vote for Miranda. She's got the whole mysterious antagonist vibe going on."

Shells raised an eyebrow, "Are you sure you want to cast the actual villain? That might be a bit too realistic. We could go for a surprise twist, like... Mav turning out to be a secret mastermind."

Beatrice gasped dramatically, "Mav, the unsuspecting mastermind pulling the strings from behind the scenes. He’d hate that.!"

The rain drummed on the roof with a furious rhythm, and occasional flashes of lightning illuminated the darkened bar. The atmosphere inside was cozy, filled with the warmth of shared laughter and the scent of snacks.

A lot of them.

In the midst of their playful discussion, Shells leaned back in her chair, a more thoughtful expression crossing her face. "On a serious note, Bea, how are you holding up with all of this? I mean, Rooster away, Miranda causing drama…"

Beatrice sighed, her gaze shifting to the storm outside. "Well,” she chuckles “Could be worse, Shells.But I'm getting through it, you know? One day at a time."

Shells nodded, a genuine concern in her eyes. "If this were a movie, you'd be the main character for sure."

Beatrice smiled, touched by Shells' words. "Thanks, Shells. I appreciate that. But hey, let's not forget you're the quirky sidekick in this movie. 

Shells grinned, raising her bag of gummy bears in a mock toast. "To being the best damn sidekick and creating our own blockbuster Navy drama!"

They clinked their imaginary glasses, laughter bubbling between them. The storm outside raged on, but inside the bar, Bea and Shells found a moment of peace and respite amidst the chaos.

“I mean,I’ll be honest.” Bea looks up when Shells said it, “I’m glad you are okay. Truly.”

Bea’s  gaze softened, her eyes reflecting a genuine warmth. "Thanks, Shells. I'm glad you're okay too. We've been through a lot, and I don't know where I'd be without my partner in crime."

“Does that mean we need matching superhero outfits?"

"Absolutely. Capes and everything. We'll be the dynamic duo, fighting off Navy drama and snack shortages."

After a while, as they polished off the snacks, Shells leaned back in her chair, a more serious expression replacing the playful one. "Bea, I know we're joking about this movie idea, but if you ever need someone to talk to about all the... craziness, I'm here. Seriously."

Beatrice appreciated the sincerity in Shells' offer. She nodded, her smile softer. "Thanks, Shells. Same goes for you, you know? If there's anything on your mind, I'm here to listen. We're in this together, movie or not."

Shells grinned, raising an eyebrow. "So, what would our movie be called? 'Fighter Jets and Friendship'? 'Drama in the Danger Zone'?"

Beatrice laughed, her eyes sparkling. "How about 'Wings of Resilience'? It has a nice ring to it."

"Wings of Resilience it is, then," Shells declared, adopting a mock serious tone. "Coming soon to theaters near you."

The streets glistened with rain, reflecting the glow of streetlights. The rain hadn’t stopped and Shells frowned"You sure you're good to pick up the kids, Bea?"

"Yeah, I'll make it in time. And I appreciate the company, Shells. It's been a strangely comforting night."

Shells grinned, "Sometimes you just need snacks, a closed bar, and a storm to make everything feel a bit lighter."

Beatrice nodded, chuckling. "True that. Thanks for being my snack buddy and partner in crime tonight, Shells."

"Anytime, Bea. Wings of Resilience, remember?"

"Wings of Resilience," Beatrice echoed, her eyes dropping to her phone to check if she got any messages before she grabbed her umbrella, “You okay closing the bar?”

Shells nodded, stretching her arms with a yawn. "Yeah, I'll handle closing up. It's just a matter of locking up and making sure everything's secure. Penny does most of the heavy lifting in the morning anyway."

"Alright then," Beatrice said, pushing herself up from the barstool. She checked the time on her phone, realizing she needed to head out to pick up the kids. "I'll leave you to it. Take care, Shells."

"You too, Bea. And tell the kiddos I said hi. I'll catch up with you soon, alright?"

Beatrice smiled, feeling a genuine sense of gratitude for Shells' company during the stormy night. "Sounds good, Shells. I'll catch you later."

With a brief wave, Beatrice stepped out into the rain, opening her umbrella against the relentless downpour. The streets were still wet, the reflections of city lights shimmering on the surface. She walked briskly, the sound of raindrops on her umbrella almost sounding like gunshots.

As she approached her car, Beatrice just looked around to be sure which way would be safer for her to go to her parents.

The rain continued to pour, never ceasing as Beatrice navigated the slick streets inside her car. The city seemed quieter in the storm, the usual hustle and bustle muffled by the downpour. She felt a sense of calm despite the chaos that had unfolded earlier.

She didn’t want to think about it.

Arriving at her parents' house, Beatrice parked the car and rushed to the front door, umbrella in tow. The raindrops clung to her hair and clothes as she entered, greeted by the warmth of her childhood home. Her parents, hearing the door, emerged from the living room with welcoming smiles.

"Hey, Mom, Dad," Beatrice greeted them, shaking off the droplets from her umbrella. "It's pouring out there."

Her mom  reached for Beatrice's umbrella before she could stop it. "Well, you're inside now. Did you have a good night at work, sweetheart?"

Beatrice sighed, a mix of weariness and relief. "It was... something. Lots of people at the bar."

“Are you hungry?”

“N-”

“I’ll make you some cocoa, wait here.”

Her dad, whose head poked out from his office, chimed in, "Well, you know it’s better than to say no. Come here, the kids are with me.”

Beatrice followed her dad into the cozy home office. The room was filled with the familiar scent of old books and a hint of coffee. Gavin and Aurora, were lying on a playmat, engrossed in playing with some of Bea and her siblings’ old toys. Nicole, looked up from her spot on a small desk where she scribbled with crayons.

"Mama!" Nicole exclaimed, a bright smile lighting up her face. "Mama!"

Beatrice grinned, bending down to scoop Nicole into her arms. "Hey, sweetheart. Missed me?"

"Yeaaa!" Nicole nodded enthusiastically, hugging her mom tightly.

Her dad,chuckled. "She's been asking about you all evening. Now that you're here, it's like a party."

As Beatrice settled in with her kids, her mom returned with a tray carrying steaming mugs of cocoa. Beatrice took a sip, the warmth of the cocoa chasing away the residual chill from the rain-soaked night.

“Thanks, Mom. This is perfect.”

Her mom beamed, taking a seat beside her husband. "So, how's everything, dear? Any interesting stories from the bar tonight?"

Beatrice sighed, her gaze momentarily distant. "Oh, you know, the usual chaos. Shells and I had to deal with some rowdy customers, but we handled it. And then the storm hit."

Her dad raised an eyebrow, a glint of curiosity in his eyes. "Storm? You drove through the storm?”

"Yeah, Shells and I were closing the bar when it began.”

"Hmmm.”

“What,papa?”

“Maybe you and the kids should spend the night here, it’s safer than driving home.”

Beatrice considered her dad's suggestion. The storm showed no signs of letting up, and the idea of navigating the wet and slippery streets with the kids in tow was less than appealing. She glanced at her children, who were now engrossed in playing with the toys, seemingly unfazed by the weather outside.

"Yeah, you might be right, Dad," Beatrice admitted. "Staying the night here would be safer."

Her mom smiled, clearly pleased with the decision. "Good. We'll make up the guest room for you and the little ones. It's been a while since we had a spontaneous family sleepover with you involved."

"Sounds like a plan," Beatrice agreed, taking another sip of her cocoa. "I'll text Shells to let her know we're staying here tonight."

As Beatrice sent a quick text to Shells, then paused when she saw Rooster’s text.

Roos (21:30)

Gorgeous, don’t freak out but…if you can avoid Miranda even more these coming days,it’d be better…I can’t explain much now.

Beatrice's heart skipped a beat as she read Rooster's message. She frowned, glancing at her parents, who were engaged in a conversation about the storm.

"Everything okay, dear?" her mom asked, noticing the change in Beatrice's expression.

Beatrice hesitated for a moment, debating whether to share Rooster's message. She decided to keep it vague for now. "Just some squadron stuff. Rooster is busy, nothing more."

She had to get more info later.

[cygneeclectique]

Kate Winslet

Harper's Bazaar UK, September 2024

Photographer: Alexi Lubomirski

Stylist: Miranda Almond

[laneaches]

I’m bringing to the beach a juicy peach and Miranda July’s new novel, the sky’s grey so it’ll be a perfect day to be at the seaside. Vacation journal no 13 had another useless day but at least I got my visa for the us and paid my medical insurance so I’m all set for ny in a month, I’m already thrilled and taking mental notes on what to bring and what to see. For today I made pasta with a pesto that I made using the basil from my garden, cherry tomatoes from my plants and a bunch of almonds and good olive oil, it’s a perfect day for bananafish, I’m thinking

[kellyvela]

Jennifer Lawrence also fired Kate Young. Thus, the problem is obviously Kate Young. Afterall, Kate Young is a nepo rich kid. I hope Sophie would fired Kate Young as well.

I also love Sophie style with Rebecca Corbin-Murray. Miranda Almond also dressed Sophie very well.

Ohhh so there's a long pattern of actresses firing KY 😂

Maybe the next one firing her will be Sophie 🙊

[inkadink17]

(I can’t really remember or find the og oc bio temp maker I am so sorry.)

Hazbin Hotel Oc

(Also before I get into this yes I Stan the three Vees as they are it’s just a nice thought to think of a forth is all)

General info

♡ Name :

King Victor || of the kingdom of Fhackdishite

♡ Nicknames/Alises :

King Victor

Vic (Vox)

Your majesty

Your highness

Ancient bastard (velvet)

Senile dust dick (Valentino)

Good friend (Alastor)

College (Vox)

♡ Date of Death : 1200s (medieval/Middle Ages)

♡ Age: 60s

♡ Species : Dragon demon

♡ Sex : Male

♡ Gender : Male

♡ Birthdate : 6/25

♡ Height : 6’4

♡ Weight : 164 lbs

♡ Alignment : Lawful Evil

♡ Sexuality : Heterosexual

♡ Current Occupation : Overlord (Vee)

☽♠ Appearance ♠☾

♤ Body Type : shit, idk

♤ Skin Color/Fur Color : purple (dragon form)

♤ Hair Style : none

♤ Hair Color : none

♤ Hair Texture : none

♤ Eye Color : red

♤ Eye Shape : almond

♤ Nose Shape : snout

♤ Mouth Shape : big dragon mouth?? IDK

♤ Teeth : resembles dragon

♤ Body Modifications :

stitches around his neck (decapitated in life)

Wings

Fiery tail

♤ Work Outfit :

King robe

Hood (to hide dragon form)

Gloves

crown

King attire

♤ Casual Outfit :

#1: look at me being the best single dad and shit shirt that velvet got him/king pants (pajama pants with crowns on them)

#2: turtle neck/sweat pants

♤ Formal wear :

Still king attire lol

♤ Sleep wear :

Naked

♤ Swimwear :

We swims in his dragon form (aka naked sorta)

☽♣ Personality ♣☾

Positive traits

♣ responsible

♣ hard working

♣ romantic (if right person is met)

♧ Negative Traits (See above for traits)

♣ controlling

♣ aggressive

♣ egocentric

♧ Likes

♣ books

♣ being king

♣ teaching the other Vees about responsibility

♣his minions (teeny tiny tin horsemen, maids, ect..)

♧ Dislikes

♣ the other Vees acting irresponsibly

♣ Modern Technology

♣ Valentinos Vulgar behavior

♣ velvet commenting on his age

♣ anyone who opposes him

♧ Hobbies :

giving orders

Golf

Going to the gym with velvet

Gossiping with velvet

Reading

♧ Weaknesses:

♣ Phobias :

Autophobia/Monophobia (fear of being alone

♣ Pet Peeves :

dishes left in the sink

Last minute calls

Feeling like a babysitter to the other Vees

Velvet making him help her pick an outfit

Being pushed around

♣ General Weakness :

Being alone

♧ Strengths

♣ Skills : knitting/ good hand writing/gives great advice

☽♦ Magic/Fighting ♦☾

♢ Fighter or Hider? :

He’ll fight if he has too, in the case that the other Vees are in danger, otherwise he hides in V tower

♢ Powers

♦ Description : he can breath fire and fly like an actual dragon

♦ Strength :

sturdy scales on skin

Very powerful when large

♦ Weakness :

being alone, again

Angelic weapons

♢ Weapon of Choice :

Horsemen

College

☽♥ Stats ♥☾

♡ Health : ★★★

♡ Physical Strength : ★★★★★

♡ Speed : ★★★

♡ Agility : ★★★★

♡ Smarts : ★★★★★

♡ Charisma : ★★★

♡ Luck : ★★

♡ Work Ethic : ★★★★

♡ Wisdom : ★★★★★

☽♠ Relationships ♠☾

♤ Mother

Unknown (most likely executed after his birth)

♤ Father

♠ Name : King Victor |

♠ Status : unknown

♠ Relationship Status : his father is a role model to him

♤ Sibling(s)

Unknown

♤ Pet(s)

Pet cat named Cheshire

♤ Significant other

None

♤ Ex(‘s)

-Beatrice

-Celestina

-Elizabeth

-Alice

-Colette

-Miranda

-Genevieve

-Joan

-Brunhilde

(Wives, beheaded)

♤ Crush

None

☽♣ Previous life ♣☾

♧ there isn’t much to say about his past, He ruled a King in the medieval times in the kingdom of Fhakdishite, he got married 9 times and beheaded each of his wives and was beheaded himself.

☽♦ Fun Facts ♦☾

♢ He has an allergy to wheat bread

♢Every time he turns on his phone, he calls one of the Vees over to help him work the damn thing (he can’t send a text to save his life)

♢Only the other Vees have seen what he looks like under the hood

♢He doesn’t admit it but he considers the other Vees his children

[iboatedhere]

YOU wanna get to know ME @welcometololaland

K.

Relationship Status: accepting that I’ll be dying alone BUT my soulmates are my golden retriever and German shepherd.

Song stuck in my head: Hits Different by Taylor Swift

Last song I listened to: We Should Be Friends by Miranda Lambert

Three favorite foods: lobster, the Pad Thai from Nicky’s Thai Kitchen in Pittsburgh (the real reason I wanted to go to Pittsburgh to see Taylor)

The Burnt Almond Torte from Prantl’s in Pittsburgh which is $85.95 on Goldbelly right now! It used to be $50!!

Last thing I googled (with photographic evidence):

Someone said James died 10 years ago and I had to double check because that did not seem right but it was! The rest are pretty self explanatory.

Dream Trip: I want to see the Peter Iredale shipwreck before it disappears.

If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?: Naked mole rat so I could be famous on the Smithsonian live cam.

Would you rather have the power to read minds or fly?: fly. I don’t need to know what people really think about me.

[aaalistair]

Indulge in the creamy goodness of dairy-free coconut ice cream paired with crunchy nuts and rich chocolate for a delightful treat.

Ingredients: 2 cans full-fat coconut milk. 1/2 cup maple syrup. 1 tsp vanilla extract. 1/2 cup chopped nuts such as almonds or pecans. 1/4 cup chopped dark chocolate or chocolate chips dairy-free.

Instructions: In a blender, combine the coconut milk, maple syrup, and vanilla extract until smooth. Pour the mixture into an ice cream maker and churn according to the manufacturer's instructions until it reaches a soft-serve consistency. Stir in the chopped nuts and chocolate. Transfer the ice cream to a container and freeze for at least 4 hours, or until firm. Once the ice cream is firm, scoop it into balls and press a few pralines into each scoop. Serve immediately and enjoy!

Miranda

[imsovoguesblog]

New Cover Alert

Actress Lupita Nyong’o for Harper's Bazaar UK NOVEMBER 2024 issue. Shot by Alexi LUBOMIRSKI and styled by Miranda Almond

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

Everyone's favorite flavor of cake?

Kai: Lemon-Blueberry cake, as referenced in his birthday sidestory

Jay: Carrot cake, as referenced in B2Ch32

Cole: Chocolate ganache, as referenced in the Royal!AU (but ofc loves all cake)

Zane: Pound Cake

Nya: Devil’s Food Cake

Lloyd: Confetti Cake

Jesse: Strawberry bundt cake with cream cheese frosting, as referenced in the Royal!AU

Antonia: Red Velvet Cake

Harumi: Apple Cake

Miranda: Cherry Almond Cake

Olivia: Black Forest Cake

Pixal: Not the biggest cake fan

Skylor: Cheesecake

Sunni: Tiramisu

Harleigh: Coconut Cake

[whenyouwereherebefore]

This Mixed Berry Smoothie Bowl is a healthy and tasty way to start the day for two people. That's a great way to start the day on a healthy note. It's full of healthy things like berries, banana, yogurt, and honey. Add granola, fresh fruits, and chia seeds on top to make it taste and look better.

Ingredients: 1 cup frozen mixed berries. 1 ripe banana. 1/2 cup Greek yogurt. 1/2 cup almond milk. 2 tablespoons honey. 1/4 cup granola. Fresh berries and sliced banana for topping. Chia seeds for garnish.

Instructions: Put the frozen mixed berries, a ripe banana, Greek yogurt, almond milk, and honey in a blender. If you need to, add more almond milk to get the consistency you want. Blend until smooth and creamy. Put equal amounts of the smoothie mix into two bowls. Sprinkle chia seeds, fresh berries, and sliced banana on top of each bowl. Serve your Mixed Berry Smoothie Bowl right away and enjoy it!

Miranda Nelson

[tsailii]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Vintage 80s Designer Beaded Ballerina Flats.