#Miraculous slander

[stickypiratevoid]

About S4 and S5

Fandom: Zoe have been planned from the start! It's just Chloe stans being delusional!

S3 Eps 18 Timetagger

Future Bunnyx: Chat Noir is sooooo reckless! He lost a miraculous in the future!

S4 Finale

Ladybug: *freaking lost ALL the miraculouses*

You can't freaking make up this shit. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHASJ

There's no freaking way Bunnyx would say that shit unless she have a BIIIIGGG FAT CRUSH on Ladybug and have bias larger than universe itself

[missmahgenta]

I still have to see that new Miraculous special in its entirety, but a few things based entirely from what I have seen

(Spoilers ahead)

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I find it funny that in that alternate universe, where the heroes are villains and the most despicable individual (Gabriel) is that world’s greatest hero, Chloe is still the hugest jerk that is and an overall irredeemable villain. Like “Sure, we can make the child abuser be a decent person, if not for being an absent father, but the 14 year old bully is just too evil to ever be anything else”. Come on Thomas, why are you beefing with a fictional child?

I really liked seeing that moment where Adrien talks with emo!Adrien about moving on from his grief and stuff, it was beautiful, and it would have been something I would have love seeing on the finale with his dad, had he not been made to be jailed in a tiny room for all of its duration (even though he’s suppose to be just as important as Marinette, srs why would you leave him out of a resolution that involved him directly?? Let the boy be his own person with agency for goodnesses sake!)

Still on the topic of Adrien, why didn’t they give him a new ‘akumatized’ form instead of just giving him wings?? Marinette gets a whole new form, but all he gets is a reskin, ugh. They could have done so much more for an ‘akumatized’ form built not from negativity, but from the desire to protect.

That also extends to emo!Adrien when he reforms. Like, emo!Marinette at least got her colours inverted and a ‘’’’’new’’’’ hairstyle (though I wish they had done more with her as well), but my boy got nothing

Seriously, justice for Adrien

[jiafeiproduct666]

If miraculous got cancelled or ended seasons ago, I hope that Zagtoons will bring their cancelled projects back to life, ESPECIALLY ARTHUR AND THE BOOK OF LIFE

[iveeaten3humanorganz]

Omg not sure if I talked about it but the miraculous movie is so embarrassing. Like the whole meeting Adrian seen with Marinette MADE ME WANT TO CRAWL IN A HOLE BECAUSE IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING

[that0nebird]

Being a retired miraculous fan is like having a really awful manipulative ex and years after you breakup you check their social media and find out they are on crack with six kids and two divorces

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

The little boy that nobody came looking for

[punkeropercyjackson]

Inspired by a convo with a friend who is blasian

[bugoutreviewgirlie]

i-is Danny Phantom just miraculous ladybug but for boys?

[stickypiratevoid]

This brought out my friend's comment in discord.

"Luka is going to progress the plot if he stays!"

"Quick! Send him to Brazil so he could get wiped out from the audience's mind!"

They literally wrap him up and ship him out like a package lmao

luka's fate is still unbelievable to me though because back when truth and lies premiered i thought he and kagami would be written out for good as they served their purpose. i was pleasantly surprised by kagami in S5 because she got a handful of episodes that showed off her character development and ended up crossing paths with felix - one of the most important characters of the season.

luka never got any growth though. he stays the same from S2 to S5 and the only notable difference is that he's burdened with the knowledge of ladynoir's identities but it doesn't change his character in any meaningful way because luka ALWAYS knew marinette liked adrien, even WHEN THEY WERE DATING, and he was supporting her through all of it. and to add more salt to the wound they simply write him out instead of making him do anything with that info. migration is gonna be a nightmare really

[sidsinning]

I'll accept the statue scene for what it tells us about how Adrien likes Mari and accepts her no matter how cringe she is but I ain't accepting the writers claiming it was THE moment he started liking her romantically it is nonsense

THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN THE SCENE HE SAW HER DIFFERENTLY THEMATIC PERFECTION HE WAS CLUMSY AND SPEECHLESS AND GIGGLY UNLIKE EVER BEFORE HOW WAS THIS NOT THE MOMENT

[citrusbugz]

My humble take on a Claw Noir redesign bc I get the vision yk.

[stickypiratevoid]

Why Writing Marinette Is So Hard For Me (and maybe you will relate)

I'd talked with my friend about MLB characters, particulary miss Mari Sue Bread-Maker here. Even though I cast aside my salty behaviour to her and trying to see her as a plastic doll figure to write as a character, I still can put a finger on her base personality. But I'm drawing blanks here. It's because when I look at her throughout the seasons, the writers always trying to stick cool things to her, never actually developing her base that would make a decent start in writing. It's like they got a bulletin board of her with some of her base personaliry being overwhelmed and stacked brim full with sticky notes of "cool", "quirky", and "not like the other girls" things because she is sooo amazing she needs to be good at everything except being near Adrien, teehee~

All I can think of is something her stans would call "personality" (which is quite questionable if you really want to meet that kind of person in real life) on this list :

Clumsy: This one is not a personality but a motoric problem and needed to get treated asap before you are flying down the stairs. Where's all the bruises she got if she falls for the nth time that day? Girl's skin are thinner than boys.

"Loving" Adrien: Again, not a personality but a problem that needs to be treated asap before she got jail time. That fireman is insane to help a teenager becoming a criminal early in her life. Don't tell me that's how he approaches his wife...

"Overly Planning": Thrice of again, go to therapy asap. We only see her doing this to Adrien, not even her mom got a ready gift for the next 20 years. You might say that it's different kind of "love" but nah. If she is a real planner, she would swipe out a gift for her mom asap from under her desk. If you follow with her having ALL of her classmates schedules, she would be burning through her textiles to get them presents for their birthday for at least another 2-3 years.

I asked again to another friend of mine who usually write ideas and AUs. He said that even though Mari Sue's talents are admirable in handiwork, it even got corroded when the seasons stretched out. It only got passing mention of a few minutes screentime of certain episodes, but there's nothing that can ties her "passion" to her personality. She doesn't examine the texture of textiles, saying that it feels appropriate for [project] (eye for details); she doesn't take notes or inspirations from a painting, feelings, or stories ; heck, she doesn't even carry her needle and threads everywhere she goes in case of something; not even excitedly rambling about fashion like freaking Alya rambling about her scoop of journalism. The little details is to build importance of her passion, and it shows that the writers just don't care.

No wonder all I can think of when thought of her is her creepy, stalkerish, obsessive, and control freak tendencies because it's what apparently stay coherent throughout the seasons.

Seriously. All I can do is making an entire whole new personalities for her and I don't freaking wanna do that because I want to go straight to writing with a decent base. I would lose my drive to write just to remember to separate Mari Sue canon self and what personality I think would fit in.

[motherofplatypus]

Cat Blanc makes even less sense.

Time travel in the show is, at best, horrible, but some can still be reasoned with. Timetagger is a villain from the future who tried to change yhe past, so Bunnyx exist. Evolution Monarch tried to change the past, so Bunnyx exist as well. And London special as well.

But Cat Blanc has no villains from the future that could change the timeline. It happens in the present the way it is without outside interference.

So if Cat Blanc had happened, Bunnyx wouldn't exist, and yet she exist to prevent that event, which she didn't know of, to happen.

If she's affected by it, that means the timeline is linear. That means present event already shaped the future. If timeline is branching, why is she interfering with another timeline? If she's affected by it, how is that possible when she's in a different timeline?

The episode age like Derision: the older it gets, the worse it becomes.

[ladykyriaa]

the only valid reason really

[riexlu]

i’m sobbing. she looks so numb.

she’s literally a child. just barely a teenager. why is the fate of the world in her hands????

[shadowedskies178]

Wife guys doing terrible things to reunite with their wife I respect: Odysseus

Wife guys doing terrible things to reunite with their wife I do not respect: Gabriel Agreste