#Minute to Win It Challenge

[eastsidemags]

RPL Comic Con

Reading Marathon Finale: LibraryCon 2023

Saturday, March 11, 1-4pm at the RIDGEWOOD PUBLIC LIBRARY in Ridgewood, NJ

Meet and greet with graphic novel authors/artists like:

Mark Mariano

Dawn Griffin

Jason Patterson

Nick Davis

Super Sox!

Visit the East Side Mags booth, Gamer Center, cosplay with 501st Legion (Vader’s Fist), music by the NJ Gamer Symphony Orchestra, and compete in our Minute to Win It Challenges.

All welcome!

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Mary-Kate & Ashley Movies (1998 - 2004)

[respectthepetty]

These motherfucking penalty kicks

[lobotomy-lady]

my job is simultaneously rly easy & insanely stressful. like 90% of the time I'm just bored playing solitaire or online chess or watching youtube on mute but the other 10% of the time I'm talking someone down from suicide, homicide, or dealing w/their psychosis so it's a lot of whiplash. anyways working the graveyard shift is cool though bc if I was AM or PM shift the ratio would be reversed, they are so damn busy

[deductordemigod]

It's winter. You ask me about love and I tell you about violence. I'm sorry. I thought that's what love was. It's all the same anyway. Love is never what you want it to be. It can be better, but it can be worse. It doesn't always have to hurt but it always hurts me. The devotion to pain, to something bigger than myself. Love is something big and loud, and god left a long time ago, and took the tenderness with him. So if you're going to feel anything, why not make it hurt. I used to be a hole in the ground, now I am just a hole in myself.

Saudi Arabia GP [Jeddah] (2022) // unknown // Azerbaijan GP [Baku] (2019) // Azerbaijan GP [Baku] (2023) // 'Translations' by Brian Friel [Act 2 Scene 2] (1980) // unknown // Belgian GP [Spa] (2004) // German GP [Hockenheim] (2018) // Singapore GP [Marina Bay Street Circuit] (2023) // 'Translations' by Brian Friel [Act 3] (1980)// unknown // Bahrain GP [Bahrain International Circuit] (2022) // 'Translations' by Brian Friel [Act 3] (1980) // British GP [Silverstone] (2022) // 'Translations' by Brian Friel [Act 3] (1980) // unknown // Spanish GP [Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya] (2022) // French GP [Circuit Paul Ricard] (2022)

so i'm studying the play 'Translations' in my english literature class, and i couldn't help but find some of the quotes relatable to charles. i then found this poem online (unfortunately no source to be found no matter how hard i look), and the rest is history so to speak.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Okay so I'm only 6 episodes into w.bg so needless to say I have absolutely no idea what to expect regarding the actual narrative arc of the show, but one thing I can say for certain is that Mike Walters is definitely a Character who makes Decisions.

[nydescynt]

After several days of nonstop trying I finally fucking beat Slay the Spire with only the starting relic!!

The 'win with only commons' achievement took like 4 tries 😭 meanwhile this one it took me half a day just to stop muscle-memory clicking on relics in chests and screwing over my own run attempts, and then another several to stop beefing it to the second boss every run. I tried all 4 characters, and here's my thoughts on each for this as an experienced but relatively poor player (I'm at A11 on Silent and A6-8 on the others, so not like, atrocious, but very inconsistent):

Ironclad is who I finally won with - started with 2 card removes so my deck was more concentrated to the Good Cards from jump, and I got an early Demon Form so I could just out-scale most enemies. Got lucky and my final boss was Time Eater- lord help you if the Awakened One is your final boss, bc (unless you've constructed an infinite deck of some kind) the only way to really make up for no relics is Powers and it scales with those. Super useful boss relic upgrade but I did win without it, it's not mandatory (I used Reaper to heal- you do need some health-recovery bc 3 energy + demon form does not leave room for blocking lol).

Silent is my fave but she's the worst for this by far. Her chip damage/blocking approach means she really misses those incremental bonuses from relics you'd normally rely on, and poison just couldn't out-damage floor 2 or 3 bosses before she died. Also out of anyone her "2nd tier" starter relic (which is the only boss reward relics you can take, bc they replace your initial one) is the weakest*. (*For a no-relic run. Card draw is obvs super good in a normal game, but with only 3 energy ever and few good Silent cards to increase that per turn it isn't very useful here.)

Defect got close to winning several times, bc if you can survive early game w/ it then powers can make you pretty tanky & versatile late game. Leaning towards frost & claw/All for one scaling seemed to work better than lightning. The Awakened One *will* kick your ass bc of all your powers though, so cross your fingers for Time Eater or figure out a way to get an infinite card loop before then. Great boss relic upgrade if you can get it (I was never offered it.)

Watcher is who I started trying with bc they're just hella strong. Stance dancing can make loops + turn-1 decks way easier to reach, and if you're good at building those decks I think you could get the achievement fairly easily. I am not, and found that there was an awkward second-floor period where I couldn't quite go infinite that usually killed me. Great boss relic upgrade, the extra energy is SUPER useful. (I died to a bug against the Maw on a very viable run, which is when I went "okay I'm going to go play another character for a bit" and then Ironclad happened lol)

[slushiebonez]

I JUST WATCHED THE STREBER SHORT. WHO LET HIM BE SO SILLY I NEED THAT TWINK OBLITERATED IMMEDIATLEY. THE WAY HE SAYS "KIDDIES" AND DOES THE SHUSHING THING AND HIS GLASSES AND THE COLLEGE PIC HE IS JUST. AUGH. I AM A MADMAN GONE MAD.

[edenisme]

Did NOT realize the Sheldon sampler challenge counted in your weapon stats. This image hit me like a load of bricks

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

people complain about MK’s elimination (I would have accepted her leaving earlier since she’s not funny and hammering down on poor Nichelle annoyed me) but it was pretty #girlboss of her to haunt the narrative after her elimination and be the secondhand cause to the downfall of Priya and Millie’s relationship. I mean, isn’t that exactly what someone going under the radar would want?

[little-eye-guy]

sorry for playing overwatch

some crimes can never be forgiven

[raine-world]

I went through the Inscryption tag when I beat the game, saw this, thought it was a joke, carried onto Kaycee's Mod. Holy shit. This was not a joke. I thought "Grizzlies appear during boss fights" meant like. One grizzly. What the fuck was that.

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

[gazeboarcade]

Hm :(

[tylerpitlicktruther]

Well, Sweden and Canada for... bronze. Ugh, I'm choosing to take my fic as canon. This is what happens when you don't have your insane married captains who absolutely must play a final against each other, boys! The narratives don't narrative without that dynamic. Kris and Erik would've made this work, and I'm choosing to believe they did.

Sorry for being annoying, but... ugh.

NEVERRR ANNOYING PLEASE I THINK ABOUT THEM CONSTANTLY

it is canon in my mind like i need that to sustain me

(I wanted Sweden to get to the gold medal game so badly BUT our dearest captain pretty has been on such a good run and I still love that for him and I’m rooting hard for the team)…tbfh i don’t even know who’s canada’s captain akdhkdjdjjs kris get in here and give your man and his team a run for their money

[trendfag]

“kenzie and tiff were so nice to bhanu” why are you lying 😭