#took me a few minutes but i finally realized he was talking abt trump after he proclaimed that he is going to decide who wins the election | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lobotomy-lady · 5 months ago

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my job is simultaneously rly easy & insanely stressful. like 90% of the time I'm just bored playing solitaire or online chess or watching youtube on mute but the other 10% of the time I'm talking someone down from suicide, homicide, or dealing w/their psychosis so it's a lot of whiplash. anyways working the graveyard shift is cool though bc if I was AM or PM shift the ratio would be reversed, they are so damn busy

#its funny sometimes tho. had a guy tonight who told me abt his close personal friendship w/''donald'' on the metaphysical plane #took me a few minutes but i finally realized he was talking abt trump after he proclaimed that he is going to decide who wins the election #along w/his crowd of illuminati like secret time agents who he knows from previous lives (he is 5000 years old)#better believe I did not challenge any of that bc hes a frequent flier here & honestly he wasnt even in a crisis he was just stressed

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