#Michael cane

[married-to-a-redhead]

Michael Cane has retired from acting at age 90.

Legend. I hope he enjoys a wonderful well deserved lengthy and restful retirement.

[malavera]

RECENT!

look at our Tommy 🥹 Celebrating Michael Cane’s 90th birthday omg talk about wholesome! 😩✨❤️

creds to tom89cocktail on insta!

[rwpohl]

mona lisa, neil jordan 1986

[witchwitchglam]

Yesterday, I had a dream that I was dating (old) Michael Cane.

I broke up with him when I saw him swimming in swim diapers.

[ezrazzle]

After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

[pisscentral]

art block is unforgiving so i keep making non-stop shitposts (because that’s the only thing i’m willing to draw)

i used dan hentschel’s youtube thumbnails for reference by the way

+ happy pride

[worm-infestation]

au where nothing goes wrong and they all just work together at their mildly strange job

+ some other Very Normal people who work on the same street as the Institute

next part

[constellama]

The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator

🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow

Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found

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📚 jonathan-sims Follow

HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???

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🫖 poet-tea Follow

HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

🛶 timtimothy Follow

LMAOOOOO

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🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.

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Do you hear that

🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

This is kind of a bop actually

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op? op are you ok

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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

going on a date tomorrow! 😀

🛶 timtimothy Follow

haha what.

🛶 timtimothy Follow

can you repeat that op

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op?

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op can you repeat that

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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.

📖 bookluvr Follow

Hi

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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?

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🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.

🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow

why do you need skin

🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

wouldn’t you like to know, door boy

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is there wifi down here

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no

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

Oh. You.

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

What. What does that mean

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👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!

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are you SERIOUS

🛶 timtimothy Follow

I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN

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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE

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my bad

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[thechrochetarchives]

All my crocheted tma characters so far!

Gerard, Michael, Jane, Sasha/not!Sasha, Jon, Martin, Agnes, Annabelle and Tim

Let me know any suggestions for who to make next - I'm very susceptible to peer pressure!

I've been re-listening to characters episodes while I make them which has been super fun, I feel like I'm gaining a lot of insight into them.

Just wanted to say because a few people have asked, I don’t have any plans to sell these right now but will make a post if that changes. I really appreciate peoples interest though!

If anyone’s interested the pattern I use for the dolls is the “bug sprite” pattern from FantasySpriteStudio on Etsy, I just adjust hair etc, and the clothes I just kind of make up as I’m going

[skirm-the-terrible]

this cumbersome and heavy body.

(TW for canon-typical body horror)

I finished this little project about a year ago (by little I mean this thing was a MONSTER took me months to get around to finishing) and honestly every opportunity I get to share it I will goddamit. Unfortunately I can find the TikTok that put the idea in my head but it was just going to be a short snippet of the song until my brain exploded and the rest was born. For my first attempt at a project like this, I'm pretty happy with it.

Here’s a few of my favorite frames~

[starrynightsoversunflowers]

Tma Avatars Part 2 👁️

Part 1 • Part 3

[kapptto]

“Avatar isn’t a thing, Martin! It’s not- it’s just a word. . . to reduce the messy spray of human fear into a checklist: human, avatar, monster, victim…”

[ian0key]

TMA (HeadCanons/FanCast) P.3

TMA FANCAST -> Part 1 _ Part 2

Actually, I'm not too sure about this Fancast , but if you have different head canons or Fancasts (for also other characters), I would like some ideas ;)

[avatarofthearchives]

Random Magnus Archive Headcanons

A: Gertrude used to have a hippie aesthetic. There's only a handful of pictures that serve as evidence for this, and no one in her life has ever seen them.

B: Georgie loves DND and has a group she plays with on weekends. She's the DM.

C: Gerard is bad at making decisions and tends to flip a coin when he's unsure. He doesn't always listen to the coin, but he finds it to be a good way to figure out which outcome he'd actually been hoping for.

D: Jon doesn't realize this about himself, but he always plays paper when playing rock, paper, scissors. He doesn't understand how he keeps loosing to Martin.

E: Michael Shelley had hiccup fits all the time.

F: Anabelle has done despicable and worrying things in every version of "The Sims" franchise. Including "The Sims Free Play" which...is almost impressive.

G: Jon found the Creepypasta website when he was a teen and genuinely thought he stumbled upon an Archive of documented supernatural encounters. He obviously hadn't, and he realized that sooner than later, but not before gaining anxiety around the idea of hyper realistic eyes. (Jon after starting the apocalypse: "Martin this is just like that website. The pasta one.")

H: Agnes is always wearing at least one piece of jewelry. Most people assume it's am aesthetic thing, but really she just likes having something on her to fiddle with. She doesn't know what to do with her hands otherwise.

I: Peter and Elias frequently send each other letters written on their finest parchment paper and mailed in a homemade envelope closed with their own personal wax seal. Then, after receiving each others letters, they shred them to be petty. They both know the other person shreds them, but they keep putting in a large amount of effort anyways. Their dynamic is incomprehensible.

J: Melanie has always had a deeply unnatural skill that's come in handy many times in her life: She can train cats to do tricks. No one knows how she does it, not even herself, but give her an hour and a box of treats and she'll have a cat sitting 50% of the time...Which is an impressively high number if you've ever met a cat.

[distortionswife]

My versions of that silly cat, some silly entities

And a special one for Helen as well

Original and honestly inspired by @jazghoxt

I wanted to make the other verisons of that one ajebhe

[simonfairchildirl]

ykw fuck it. shitpost.

how tma characters would react to being called the f-slur

asks them to speak up and say it louder

jon / simon / agnes / jordan / annabelle

laughs

sasha / helen / trevor / mike

ignores it

basira / jane / michael / oliver / peter

says it back

elias / daisy / rayner / jared / manuela

says it back but much louder, the way god intended

tim / gerry / jude / amherst

goes on a spiel about how awful it is to say that

martin / natalie / eric / nikola

shouts "KILL YOURSELF"

melanie / mary / julia / callum