#Michael Blanding
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What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.
#the magnus archives#tma#michael distortion#the distortion#i think this would make everyoneâs lives worse#the eye đ¤(<-phishing) the spiral#tricking someone into thinking youâre someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you?#that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh#edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea#but i personally cannot write for shit#so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format#sorry yâall. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget
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AS. SHE. SHOULD. đđ˝ | SOURCE
#the bland disrespect towards mick#but it Michael was standing behind him no one would dare to talk about him like that#just a: normal we saw him but heâs not for us was enough James#now Corinna came and asked whatâs up đ#mick schumacher#james vowles#corinna schumacher
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They were made for this dialogue
#crossover babyyyy#bobs burgers#meme#arrested development meme#arrested development#michael bluth#gob bluth#her?#funny#tumblr text post#lmao#bland boring jessica#louise belcher#linda belcher#tina belcher#bobs burgers meme#gene belcher#belcher family#memes#arrested development gag#crossover#crossover memes#pls repost#i cooked ok#bluth family#lucille bluth#tobias funke#lindsay bluth#george michael#more ppl should watch arrested development
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Silly references of characters from favorite game
#good pizza great pizza#gpgp#I'm having a creative crisis#I really like Michael and I hope that his story will be revealed in the future#I think he should improve the dough recipe#because the pizza cannot be bland due to the toppings
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Wait WHAT
#I legit thought it must be a fanmade thing#really high quality don't get me wrong but no way was there a tv show#AND THEN MICHAEL EMERSON SHOWED UP#which of course he did Jonathan Nolan is his bestie no way would Emerson NOT be in this#also I am already in love with Dogmeat#and the ghoul#and maximus#and lucy#although lucy does look to be very much the rpg progagonist type of blandâwhich let me be clear#is a good thing#anyway YAY CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS#also godbless walton goggins for being like 'ok guys just fuck me up'#fallout boy howdy#Youtube
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I only knew four other people who had read or seen Scott Pilgrim and consequently I missed that apparently this film--featuring a thoroughly whatever dude ending up with, let's be honest with ourselves, a bog standard "scene" girl--somehow has caused unimaginable human suffering
#I had no idea it had infuriated so many people#how many blue haired women have woken up next to a bland would-be hipster and blamed that film#how many bland would-be hipsters have failed to attract a woman with blue hair and blamed that comic#I can only imagine#was it just the last straw?#was there something about seeing Michael Cera as a male lead that made everyone born after 1986 snap#to realize perhaps that more-attractive-than-average women have been settling for too little?#are you all taking the movie too seriously#I don't understand this contempt#I will say though#when I saw the film in 2010 I was glad they ended up together#in retrospect I think it would have been better if they hadn't#better for Scott Pilgrim's arc I mean#he doesn't need her
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he had a dream about springtrap
#anotha late night doodle weee#michael showing his british roots by consuming the worst chips known to mankind#all these flavors and you choose bland#henry emily#michael afton#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf fanart#art.psd
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ever since i saw this concept i was unable to stop giggling about it so here. low effort shitpost time
HELPAHSDOISJDOJ this is exactly what I imagine, this is THE funniest part of transing any character.
#choosing michael as a name when you transition is crazy cause thats such a bland ass generic ass name#ask!!!#solarsleepless#anthony!!!
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i think that by the time that sarah and marjolein got to the playhouse, before that all the other posties were very used to finding raven and lloyd just fiercely making out in random locations of the playhouse. this was their normal. they just left. marjolein sees this for the first time and is like 'oh god sorry sorry i gotta go' and dips. sarah sees this and goes 'wait.' and is like. 'putting this into the back of my mind for later'
#when specifically david and lloyd first got together before the line was blurred david was VERY nervous about what they did#eventually warmed up to it. thus raven will pull lloyd into an alcove at any moment#and lloyd does the same. who does it more? it's surprisingly equal#raven and lloyd are banned from the kitchen at least. both for i think that while lloyd can cook it's very bland. and the making out#and eventually ruining the food#(michael and asha imo were the cooks)#shaperaverse
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Michael and Lucifer superbook if they were cookies and had disguises or something idk I hate their original designs
#there's nothing explicitly WRONG with their original desogns#it's js bland đ#Maple syrup cookie (Michael)#Light cream cookie (lucifer)#in that order#this is my only contribution to the superbook fandom#im sorry my cringe ass decided to make this đ#superbook#cookie run
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"You Gotta Either Be Blind or Stupid to not See Me" đĄ
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For 2025 can we get more of this energy from other drivers when Max shoves them off the track? More whimsy and less whinging.
ty bois I know u all follow and will do this just for me đ¤
#called Micheal Schumacher a stupid bitch to his face and lived to tell the tale because he was funny and cute about it#hate how bland they are in press conferences now compared to back in the day#juan pablo montoya#michael schumacher#f1#Youtube
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Wanted to show off the texture/details of these two lovely Drakengard dragon companions. đ đ
Which was sadly lost in the printed versions. But was really fun to draw! :â)
I also wanted to get pop out fancy with Angelusâ scales, because I drew Mikhail first, and made his flat. So I wanted that visually appealing variance.
#drakengard#mikhail drakengard#angelus drakengard#angelus#drakengard 3#dod3#dragon dragoon#dragons#angelus also has a really boring design to me#in comparison to Michael / Mikhail#(or even legna)#so I tried extra hard to make it appealing#so now mikhail looks bland beside her#even with his cool feathered legs
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#bllk#blue lock#bachira#rin itoshi#michael kaiser#chigiri#kunigami#oliver aiku#hiori yo#sae itoshi#nagi seishiro#i die this with mha but we canât forget my other obession#ikik itâs not all of them bUT POLLS ONLY HAVE 10 OPTIONS SO I HAD TO CHOOSE#also ikik shame on me for not adding the literal mc#but i think he is the bland kind of pretty#he looks bASIC OK HUNT ME DOWN IG đ¤đ¤#polls
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i do find it funny how in trying to make ein's writing less weird they made zack a less interesting character
#ein and aph being siblings is a Good Plot Point actually#because it shows zacks hypocrisy#and removing that sort of . makes zack a little more bland#his favoritism towards aph is what makes him turn to her side#and his insistence that ein is evil and a monster makes Less Sense if he hadnt known ein his whole life#it makes his hatred of ein a little more relevant too. like you can extrapolate the hatred he has for ein is a subconscious hatred -#- of himself. he obviously cares a lot for aphmau and the divorce kept them separate. if he never had ein. if he never broke sylvanna's -#- trust he would be able to be the father he wanted. but his own greed would catch up to him. he wants money and power. which are things -#- ein wanted too. but because zack couldnt admit to himself that he was selfish and uncaring he had to demonize his son for those wants.#it takes both of his children dying for his hypocrisy to catch up to him. âeither they both matter. or they don't.â#zack chose his daughter and michael knew exactly how to make it sting more. compare her to the son he hated. the son who would never be -#- what zack had wanted. âyou made your choice with ein and I just balanced it outâ.#sorry baout the ramble im feeling a team emerald lore mood this morning hey.
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Song Review(s): Widespread Panic - âWalk Onâ and âAinât Life Grandâ (Live, June 24, 2023)
Though it isnât credited, an instrumental version of â(Turn on Your) Lovelightâ is unmistakably tucked inside Widespread Panicâs just-released, in-concert version of âWalk On.â
The Neil Young cover - like the original âAinât Life Grandâ issued around the same time - is culled from the groupâs June 24, 2023, Red Rocks gig and shows two sides of the veteran band.
The former finds the Panics burrowing into a deep groove and giving Young the Widespread treatment. They almost imperceptibly pick up the tempo and transition to the aforementioned âLovelight,â which remains for a few minutes before the band shifts back down to finish âWalk On.â
This is how a jamband should do it.
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âAinât Life Grandâ is the Commander Cody-influenced, early iteration of the band. And while itâs played with gusto, John Bellâs falsetto vocals are jarring and reveals a song lacking for the absence of Michael Houserâs vocals, even as Jimmy Herring steps up with welcome axe swinging.
As always, the Panics sound nothing but Widespread.
Grade card: Widespread Panic - âWalk Onâ and âAinât Life Grandâ (Live - 6/24/23) - A-/B-
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#Youtube#widespread panic#neil young#bobby blue bland#john bell#dave schools#sunny ortiz#jimmy herring#michael houser#duane trucks#jojo hermann
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god it's almost worse having a favorite while watching project runway bc im suddenly like so Direly Invested in their success
#banebabbles#pr lb#it's michael for s3#he's been killing it for all the challenges... won 2 in the last couple eps#and when he didn't win he was safe#he's been shining as the cast narrows and im like oh i need this man to make it to final three AT LEAST#he's good... stays in his lane and really thinks about the challenges#not ego wacky but not bland or repetitive either
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