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Horror Movie with the Boyfriend | Bakugou Katsuki x GN! Reader

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This was supposed to be more Halloween themed, but other than a few mentions it doesn't really count.

But hey, cracked this out in like two hours.

Not proofread, but it shouldn't be too bad.

TW: Slightly suggestive at the end

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"It's not that bad."

"Yes it is!" Y/n slapped his shoulder, "I'm gonna have a heart attack!"

Bakugou let out a deep sigh, "You're such a baby."

"Yeah, yeah... let's just choose a different movie."

"No."

"Yes."

Both e/c and crimson eyes locked, with a quick glance to the remote and back, they clambered over each other trying to get it.

Y/n leaned to grab it, but Bakugou snatched it faster.

"Give it!" The h/c haired student rose to their feet, barely touching the remote.

"No way! We're not watching one of your stupid romance movies again!"

"Katsuki." They did a small jump to make a fast grab, but the blond simply lifted it higher over his head.

"C'mon! I don't want to shit myself!"

"It's Halloween, you have to watch horror."

"Says who!?"

"Me, dipshit."

After another hop or two, Y/n still didn't have the remote, "Tsuki!"

"Don't 'Tsuki' me! I'm not watching your stupid rom-coms!"

"Pleeeeaaaassseeee..."

"No."

Y/n wrapped their arms around his waist and planted their chin in the center of his chest.

"C'mon... please?"

A faint red spread over his face, Y/n could feel his heart rate pick up a bit.

"Don't fucking trick me, I'm not watching it." His lips twitched a smidgen, almost going into a snarl, "Don't think that your little charms will work on me, dipshit."

A wide grin stretched out on Y/n's face, "Then why's your face so red?"

He turned his head away, "That's beside the point."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah-- SHIT!" The speedy vault caused him to tip over. His back hit the fluffy couch beneath the pair.

Y/n landed on top of his chest, they appropriated the remote and switch the horror movie off and turned the channel to the romance variety.

"Fuck you."

"We can do that later."

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The Ugly Laugh (Or lack thereof) JJK x Fem!Reader

Is anyone self-conscious of their laugh?

I'm writing this for a friend whose boyfriend told them to cover their mouth when they smile and laugh. I told him to throw the whole boyfriend out. We'll see if that happens. Luv u, Rae.

Featuring; Yuji

(I couldn't think of any fun names to call him today)

Also... it's been a while since I've posted... my bad. Uh, please take this stupid fluff as an apology.

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Yuji Itadori

Ah yes, a calm Saturday morning

You, Yuji, and a movie fit for the trash bin

It was a horrible horror movie you found at a 90% markdown at some random Walmart just down the street from your apartment.

Yuji was sitting next to you, one arm slung across your shoulder with his other cradling the bowl of popcorn you had made only 30 minutes ago.

"This is the stupidest movie we've seen in a while..."

"It is pretty lame." Yuji laughed at the scene where the girl was being "brutally" murdered, "The fake blood is looking extra fake, huh?"

You smiled, "How can it look extra fake? That implies that there's a certain level of fake that it's going beyond."

"Huh?"

"Never mind, silly."

You took a bite of popcorn and almost choked when there was some sort of egregious CGI monster on the screen.

You started to laugh so hard that you were choking for air. Your hand covered your face while doing so.

"Don't do that! You'll only choke harder!"

Yuji put the bowl to the side and held both of your shoulders.

"If you actually choke on popcorn I don't know how to the the heim... heilm... THE NOT CHOKY MANEUVER!"

That only made you laugh harder.

When the laughter died down you wiped a tear from your eye and stared at him with a glum expression.

"Sorry, Yuji, I know my laugh is kinda ugly... I didn't mean to make you sit through that for-" You looked at the clock, "-3 minutes... my bad."

He stared at you for a moment, his face void of expression.

"Uh... Yuji?"

All of a sudden, he grabbed the sides of your face and got a determined look in his eyes.

"Who told you your laugh was ugly?"

"H-huh?"

"Who told you? Was it an ex-boyfriend? An old friend? A-"

"Yuji, chill! No one has ever said that to me... I just... don't like the sound of my laugh..."

He stared for another moment, much longer than the last

His thumbs reached to the sides of your mouth, squishing your face until the corners of your mouth were a bit higher.

"See? Your smile's pretty! And you laugh like an angel!"

"A biblically accurate angel or...?"

He froze with a shocked look on his features. He started to wave his hands around widely.

"That's not what I meant! Your laugh is nice! And cute! As cute as a donkey!"

When he realized what he had said, he shouted, "DONKEYS ARE CUTE! They're loyal like you are! And... and..."

Yuji sighed and pressed his face into your shoulder, "I... I'm sorry... I'm not good at this."

You couldn't hold it any longer, you laughed.

He jolted up when your shoulders started to shake.

"I-i'm- sorry... for laughing but..." Between fits of laughter, you took hold of his hand. "But you're so funny sometimes."

Time stilled, with you tracing imaginary lines into his palm, "That's what I like about you... you always make me smile... and you don't judge that smile..."

"You're great..." Your voice drifted off like your thoughts.

You glance up at his beaming face. Yuji gave a big grin and laughed, "You're greater."

A faint grin slipped its way onto your mouth, "You're the greatest."

"You're the greatester."

"That's not a word, Yuji."

"Well, I'll make it a word!"

"And what authority do you have on making words?"

"I dunno."

Sigh...

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Sick Headcanons (Part Two Because My Immune System Hates Me...) | MHA Headcanons

Heya, wasn't planning on posting another one of these, but ya know, I somehow got sick again. I swear I'm almost never sick. Anyway, here's my suffering and misery in the form of MHA headcanons.

Series; My Hero Academia

Characters; Pikachu, Broccoli Boi, Uravity

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Kaminari

Kaminari... where do I begin with this man?

He's the type to try and help out as much as possible

Try being the operative word

I imagine he's terrible at cooking, cleaning, and life skills really...

But the moment you go up to him, fuzzy blanket wrapped tightly around your frame and with a grave voice, telling him you're sick?

He gonna treat you like the royalty that you are

Or at least, he's going to go for it and fail. Hard

Burns the goddamn soup. How the hell do you mess up soup?

He went to put your blanket in the dryer but put it in the washer instead???

I don't know how long y'alls laundry takes, but you had to wait like two hours for your favorite blanket to be washed and dried

He may make up for it with cuddles, but now your cold. Just like my dead heart

Overall:

7/10 for cuddles

-1/10 for taking care of you :'(

Kaminari

Baby boy is absolutely one of the best to take care of you

He's absolutely a perfectionist and it shows in the way he helps you out <3

Midoriya's pragmatic in that way, he does his research on what type of illness you have

Cold? Throat infection? It matters with the specifications, he deadass takes you to the doctor for a check-up and gets the recommended medicine that'll work best for you

As good as he is taking care of you, he also airs on the side of caution

Mask, hand sanitizers, lots and lots of tissues

Sorry sweetheart but he ain't gonna cuddle a sick person, even if it's the love of his life (you).

N/a for cuddles

10/10 for taking care of you

Uraraka

Ochako is a sweet bean

She may not have the most experience caring for you, but she tries!

And she's a natural at it?

She wants to be a support hero like No.13, so I'd say that she'd be good at nurturing people and/or taking care of them

Ochako might be a little clumsy, but she doesn't drop your medicine or food or anything of that sort

It's like she enters a whole new mode whenever she needs to take care of someone, especially someone who means a lot to her

She also wouldn't mind cuddling you, she may or may not get sick afterward but she wouldn't want to go a week without comforting you with snuggles

10/10 for snugs

8/10 for caring <3

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How the hell did I get sick again?

Guess I'm doing more sick headcanons...

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Sick of Being Sick | MHA & JJK

Hey, I'm sick right now. Share in my misery, will ya?

Series; MHA and JJK

Characters; Bakubabe, Todobroki, Kiri luvs us all, Shinshino (Shinso), JenniferLawrenceLover666 (AKA Itadori), GoGoGojo, Megumi my love... and I think that's it.

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Bakugou

This man makes you soup. Which, I know soup sounds boring but like, this is some serious gourmet shit

He'd be the type to say stuff like: You got this sick cause of your own stupid actions dipwad...

But then turnaround and tuck you all nice into bed with a story (maybe not that last part but whatever)

He's also the type to stay 10 feet away from you

I mean, keep your germs to yourself ya nasty

No cuddles or kisses or anything that has to do with being in close proximity

Good luck getting even a fist bump (Not that he would normally do that but you know whatever)

He'll give you your meds and your DayQuil or NightQuil but he's gonna be wearin a mask I swear

10/10 on taking care of you

0/10 for smooches :'(

Todoroki

Being taken care of by this man is pretty sweet

He loves you with all his heart and is willing to run miles just to make you feel better

But honestly, he might mess up here or there

Like he wouldn't heat the soup up properly (Unless you like cold soup)

If you have hot or cold flashes, boom, the instant temperature regulator 3000

Even if it got him sick, he would give you your soft forehead kisses or late-night cuddles

Would 100% get sick right after you get better

Hopefully, this isn't a cycle...

8/10 on taking care of you

10/10 for love <3

Kirishima Eijiro

Kiri my man my dude my legend mi compadre don muchacho is very good at taking care of you

I mean, c'mon, Kirishima is a lovely manly man who wants nothing more than his partner to be happy and healthy

Moreso, he gonna take care of you like his life depends on it, which is true, your life is his life... or some weird couple saying that I wouldn't know about because I'm single

This man gonna cuddle your sickness away

You're gonna be in a headlock from the next week so get comfortable sweetie

He's going to get all the pillows and blankets he can find to fit on your bed ASAP

Snuggle party y'all

He would absolutely go to the drugstore at 5 in the morning just to get you your DayQuil

An honorable man who is willing to do anything for the love of his life

10/10 on taking care of you

10/10 for smooche smooches and love

Shinso Hitoshi

Shinso's pretty lazy, not gonna lie

He loves ya, but your medicine is on the other side of the couch, so he just- can't- reach-

You'll be lucky if he'll even make you some decent food

It's probably going to be just microwave dinners :/

Okay, let's be real, Shinso is gonna have you sleeping even before he does

Like I said, he loves you and will show it in his strange Shinso ways

You're getting some good sleep

How does he do it? He has his Shinso magic that can only be used on rare occasions. The magic of ✨prescription drugs✨

Yeah, that'll have you knocked out for sure

What drug you may ask?

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to

2/10 taking care

5/10 smoochy

Itadori Yuji

Does he know what he's doing?

Haha, no

But is he trying?

With all his heart <3

He's not great at cooking or finding the right medicines but you know what? A for effort? No, A is for ass. Don't ask questions

Yuji will want to cuddle the last bit of sickness out of you

But he'll come to snuggle up to you when he gets sick and be just like; "You have to take care of me now 👉👈"

He might be a wee bit annoying when it comes to letting you do ANYTHING by yourself, I mean, he's gonna make you stay in bed while he makes you some mediocre soup

Don't get too angry with him though, he just wants to take care of the love of his life

Which is you, not Jennifer Lawrence

Probably

6/10 on taking care of you

12/10 on luvs

Gojo Satoru

Do you think this man's going to stop working? Stop teaching his beloved students? Stay in your house that reeks of sickness? Do all the cooking and cleaning for you while you're stuck on the couch watching his favorite TV show without him?

Maybe not that last part, but he'll mostly do what's said above

Gojo is likely to do nothing with you while you're ill

Just watchin' some sort of stupid romcom you found for free on a random website that may just be a tiny bit sketchy

He's not much of the "taking care of" type. More so, the "I'm going to cuddle the life out of you" type

I mean, you can't be sick if you're dead

He loves you. But your germs be nasty

I imagine he never gets sick, so when he's around someone who is sick, he avoids them like the plague

It just so happens to be that the one who's sick is his s/o

2/10 on taking care of you

7/10 for loving

Fushiguro Megumi

Megumi is also the type to never get sick

He probably won't treat you like you're gonna kill him every time you cough

Unlike someone, we all know and sometimes love

He's pretty damn good at taking care of you

He makes sure you don't overexert yourself

Gumi gets you food that won't make you feel even worse

He gives the gracious gift of water every hour (or any time you finish your current glass)

Warm blankets straight from the dryer, perfectly fluffed pillows, he's got it all ready

Megumi can't cook that well, but he tries because he loves you <3

He'd also get up in the middle of the night if you run out of medicine

24/7 drug stores exist for a reason

9/10 on taking care of you

10/10 for caring

This was originally going to be a serious headcanon thing, but it later turned into satire and sass. Just like my 10th-grade assignment about Emerson. Good times, good times.

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did you know that when you pull weeds or cut the grass, plants give off a gas/smell that is the equivalent of them crying out in bitter agony?

it's called green leaf volatiles. anyways, how's your Tuesday night going?

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Welcome to the cult- I mean blog...

Heya, I'm an angsty teen with zero time and a passion for writing and drawing. Follow if you want I guess, I won't force you

You see kids, this is how reverse psychology works

If you like brutal/deadpan humor, I'm your gal

Uhhh... I think I should say more about myself- let's go with six random facts because six is my favorite number

I hate the outdoors. Specifically activity outside. Gross

I have a soft spot for cute things. Cats, dogs, penguins, lemurs, if it's fluffy I'll probably like it

I'm in a decent amount of fandoms, like Ace Attorney, My Hero Academia, Jujutsu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, Danganronpa and some others that I can't think of right now

I have my fair share of mental illness and disabilities. It's mainly my anxiety or PTSD that flares up

People don't talk to me. I don't talk to them. It's great

I like manga and anime if you couldn't tell by the small list of fandoms I gave y'all

Anyhow, have a nice day, don't die, and don't do drugs.

This has been Zouey's friendly PSA