#Meteorfire

[ojamayellow]

Transformers Funnies [CBV Style]

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / ?

[textsfromcybertron]

(831): operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful

[liaswritesrobots]

If you need a refresher on some of these bots, here is the wiki page!

[passionmaterial]

I like that after I found out about Cosmos and Jetfire being a thing and being dubbed "Cosfire" I started referring to the Ship of Meteorfire X Cosmos as "Cosfire in the Cyberverse Font" and I really don't intend to stop anytime soon-

[brandwhorestarscream]

Imagine a Cybertronian being interested by humans, so they dedicated their life researching these mysterious, sentient organics.

They have became the Steve Irwin of Cybertronians.

Did you mean: Meteorfire? He literally checks all the boxes:

[X] silly goofy australian guy

[X] likes studying other life forms

[X] has a beloved tv show

I could definitely see him happily researching all life on earth, but focusing specifically on humans because they mirror a lot of cybertronian tendencies, be it self-customization, producing fuel for their young with their own bodies, or just the way they walk. He's fascinated by them and they make for very interesting segments on his show 😌

[transingthoseformers]

Meteorfire deserves more attention in the fandom

[orionsbelt929]

Together with his best Sheila cosmos, meteorfire hosts the educational show alien hunt, where the two chronicle their endless journey across the universe to visit countless planets. Every episode meteorfire happily tells his viewers all about the beautiful and dangerous wildlife on whatever planet he and Cosmos are currently on. Meteorfire transformers into a trooper class cybertronian medium personnel jet frigate. Meteorfire can extend an orange energy tonfa from the rotor assembly mounted on either forearm

[fadednorth]

He can be a Bi*c* and keep it that way

[Perhaps I dip me feet into more...later?

[cyberrose2001]

hello ;3

may i slip in a request cyberverse meteorfire and a human reader, meteorfire finding little human reader and deciding to poke and press and the reader (can be recorded or not)? there can be pressing of the bladder involved if you so choose, or maybe a squeezing kink...? anything you want to write for<3

have fun take your time love you pookie bear<3

Cyberverse Meteorfire x afab! gn! human reader

lil bit nervous to post this, but fuck it we ball

also for those unfamiliar with aussie slang, "darlin'" is mostly gender-neutral over here

Warnings: Bladder holding, dub-con, human kink, body squeezing, size kink, fingering

Word count: 592

18+ only minors do not interact

"You're a strange little thing, aren't ya darlin'?" Meteorfire leers above you, a camera hovering just above the bed he's got you tied to, "Nevah seen a human quite like you before."

You choose to stay silent, still traumatised from being plucked from your backyard by this alien. Though, the way this guy is speaking to you, he's making you feel like you're the alien. A metal chain and collar around your neck further confirm your speculations. Not to mention being talked down to and documented with the camera as if you belong on Animal Planet.

"Now, humans are notoriously known for being a bit aggro. Which is why I've taken tha necessary precautions to keep it from lashin' out." He gives the chain around your neck a few light tugs, and you can't help the growl that emanates up your throat.

"But if there's one thing ya gotta know about humans," Meteorfire wraps his metallic hand around your waist, giving it a light squeeze, "It's how fragile and squishy they are."

Your breath hitches in your throat, and a burst of adrenaline rushes through you, thinking you're about to be crushed to death. He only has to squeeze a little bit more before you end up with a perforated lung. It's making you feel lightheaded and dizzy, and you pray that you don't pass out.

Meteorfire lets out a hearty laugh, "Yeah, nah, I wouldn't do that," He releases his grip, and you let out a desperate gasp, but he keeps a finger pressed just below your belly button, "I ain't that cruel."

Heaving your chest, you train your eyes to where he keeps his pointer finger. And it's become painfully aware to you how long it's been since you've...uh...relieved yourself, in the most politest way possible. But this guy definitely knows what he's doing or has done way too much research on humans. Because you start to squirm at his touch, small whimpers escape your lips.

Meteorfire notices this and narrows his optics to the small wet patch between your crotch, "My my, looks like the little human is enjoying this..." His voice lowers, circling his finger and slowly trailing to the wet patch.

Fuck. You really need to go; you're on the cusp of losing control of your bladder. All you can think about is wanting to squeeze your thighs together, but you can't when the mech has his hands spreading them apart.

"C'mon, darlin'," Meteorfire digs his fingers underneath the band of your pants and pulls them off you, undergarments included, which seem to be already drenched, "Show me what you humans are made for..." It's like he's no longer talking to the invisible audience through the camera and more to himself, far too deep in his xenophilic fantasy to realise.

Meteorfire groans, using his other hand to massage through your folds, dipping his finger inside your drenched cunt. It's warm wet and sends a visible shiver up his spinal strut, "Slag... I've always wondered..."

"Please..." You whimper-beg. You're unsure what for, though. Maybe you're in too deep, too, because being finger fucked unwillingly by an alien robot feels so good, yet so wrong.

Meteorfire is genuinely surprised you can talk, but his curiosity is piqued.

"Ohh, so you can talk, ey?" Meteorfire curls his finger and massages your aching bladder, causing you to arch your back and cry, "Well, in that case, the name's Meteorfire." He presses down on your bladder again and grins.

"And that's tha only thing I wanna hear comin' out from your mouth."

[dragoncarrion]

oh yeah i finished cyberverse

[textsfromcybertron]

(660): THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.

(816): ..So we should take it off YouTube?

[cyberverse-hub]

Headcanons of the Alien Hunters _11/17/22 UPDATE

Some are headcanons and some are just Lil tidbits for future reference. I'm nervous but here I go...(UPDATED! N EDITED!)

They both came together because of their fondness of adventure and seeking out new species or covering species -as well as teaching others about certain species/cultures (they love to make it fun or just entertaining_Sort of easier to take in for younger bots as well)

Cosmos meet Meteorfire at Maccadems while he was in a huff. They ended up cheering him up and... you know where that went

Meteorfire tends to get way to into whatever he is doing. Such as being a TV host. Whole not a bad focus of his. It tends to lead into more trouble then not. (And we've seen where that lead to)

Cosmos is the one known to be more responsible and stable one to make sure Meteorfire doesn't end up spending or losing to much of their items/tools/shandex (mostly tools). As well as being a huge reason why he's still online and in one-piece.

Meteorfires is a bit bolder when it comes to things. Tends to be more energetic and may come off as arrogant even though he means well in the end.

Meteorfire and Cosmos both pretty much weigh one another out for responsibility, safety and boldness, e.t.c at the end of the day. Both in positives and negatives.

Cosmos is a huge nerd and is basically an encyclopedia when it comes to different subjects/cultures/species/e.t.c whatever they focus on or have encountered.

Meteorfire is sort of gifted with the whole TV-show host thing as a youngling he was a shut-in and shy but grew out of it after leaving.

Cosmos choose a UFO for convenience and survival (one time) ((Inspired by another post)) Also they think it's cool AF

Cosmos enjoys a good Bauble drink (favorite being a mix of Iron and Oil). It's their favorite and it shows. They also enjoy bubbling rusts shakes and Smooth ruby flavored punch. It's the only thing that keep them going on those long or boring days.

Meteorfire loves some warm energon with his own twist of things. with heavy mercury flavoring with some light specs of crystal energon and sweetened oil. Sometimes some Limestone flavoring makes it sourer. It's an odd drink type, but he likes it. Not even Cosmos will drink it || Maccadem was intrigued when he first encountered Meteorfire's...creation

They both share a love for Foil cakes (similar to cake bites or muffins :p ) thel snack on them or enjoy them together on a lazy night. It's sort of their food to bond over with.

Cosmos was pretty shocked at the state of Metorfire and their home when they got back. Especially the photos of themselves everywhere.

||--|| After everything and once Cosmos was back, Cosmos would just banter with him in a light hearted-way to cheer him up. They talked about everything and what happened during that time, but they went to cheer him up with some older Alien hunter videos and some games they had in the RV. Just simple bonding time.

Cosmos-while in the entity. (The primary source of food when Luna 3 was quarantined and once it was fully abandoned.) Cosmos was trapped and immobilized for easier control, not fully conscious of their own surroundings but they were conscious enough to take notice of what was occurring around them. Feedings weren't frequent, occurring mostly when it would move or when it needed to absolutely had to. Resulting in some not-so-fun terrors and hidden fears come to rise during those moments for the UFO hunter.

||+++||The aftermath would stay but with Meteorfire there to comfort them they'd roll it off easily, warm earth blankets, drinks, and some games always helped them.

They tend to get into more trouble if they are looking for animal/planet/e.t.c species than just different civilizations

Most interactions with other civilizations are smooth and pleasant, they are hesitant at first but Cosmos calm and more friendly frame usually bring things to a more pleasant end.

Meteorfire will usually handle any hostile interactions but tends to need more backup from Cosmos after a while (if the interaction has gone on to far with no end in sight or if he's gotten (them) in over their helms/heads)

Cosmos hates the dark, before it really wasn't something they cared about. But now, after the entity- that's a problem.

Meteorfire may have gotten his best friend back but it doesn't help the guilt and anger he hold against himself. He still has the constant dread of loosing them again.

Both lean onto one another on the worse of night's. Usually cheering one up by the end of the night. Sometimes they fall into recharge by one another or Cosmos in his lap.

Cosmos will and can carry Meteorfire. Sometimes against his own will, but it's not like he's stopping them from it.

Meteorfire tends to be a bit over the top at times. Cosmos has to calm him down sometimes. Sometimes they will have to drag them away/out/push them to another area to calm down or to talk.

Meteorfire talks with his hands. He loves to make motions and exaggerate at times (but with movements) he's a body talker. Just as much as he loves to talk he loves to move. But hates dancing, he hates it.

Cosmos is a soft talker, love to talk if you get them onto something they love/enjoy/know about. But relatively quiet.

Cosmos 17 stellar cycles older then Meteorfire. Which is fun to bring up at times for the two. They joke around with it a bunch.

They just love earth. Humans, animals, the cultures. So much on that planet! They do and will go back for 'vacations'

Meteorfire is Pansexual and Cosmos is Asexual(Ace)

Cosmos goes by they/them (they came off neutral and I've stuck to it)

They only started having a thing a bit after the events of "The other one"

BIO HEADCANON

Jetfire and Meteorfire are related - they had been very close when they were younglings but once Jetfire started to be seen as a 'warrior', in their little community it got to his helm. Jetfire had been at Meteorfire's side since day one, even when the others in their little community would attempt to move Jetfire to the higher ranking arials groupings.

Meteorfire was closed off and hadn't adorned the more desired traits of their community, not making it better he was reserved and later a shut-in. Yet they remained close and when given the time, be able to connect one on one.

Later on, Jetfire would start to adopt a warrior title, bringing out a larger and newer persona of his to light. Including turning towards those of desired ranks of their community. Shifting away from Meteorfire and eventually against him. On the other hand, Meteorfire would adopt a T.V persona, generally sticking low but trying to keep in contact with Jetfire when he could.

Finally, Jetfire and Meteorfire would break ties with one another after Jetfire had been speaking with Meteorfire, unknowingly being long enough for a few others to trash his little home and have his pet run away. Leading to a physical confrontation.

|++| They only saw one another in the events of "The immobilizer" and "the perfect Decepticon" but didn't even speak to one another. (Jetfire tried but...Meteorfire dipped out almost immediately

Canon:

Meteor has weak left knee

Boy's helm can turn almost 360 but no one knows if he can actually do so, only that he can face the back.

his jetwings can actually be removed off himself.

TL;DR Meteorfire and Cosmos are besties

Jetfire and Meteorfire need family counseling -I left it brief lmao sorry_It be late

[passionmaterial]

*looking through my gallery*

Where is that edit of Meteorfire with the Aroace flag that was my pfp on tiktok for a while..

[fanficmaniatic]

Who would you Conjunx, Amica, Deactivate:

Meteorfire, Blurr, Volcanicus

Okey okey….

I gues my frist answer Is that I would make Volcanicus my Amica. There is too many for me to conjux/deactivate. I love them all, but Half of them I (Swoop/ Slug) I love as if they were my kids. Grimlock? Would conjux in a beat, but I have to think of it in group, you know?

Now, Meteorfire and Blurr. On one hand, I would never kill Meteorfire, the dude is nice, he is a blorbo in law to me. But Conjux material? It’s making this complicated. Blurr on the other hand… Is not husband material either, I’ll admit that, and what is one more death to the dude? But you know what Blurr means to me… You know what you did 😫 I cant be the hand that pulls the trigger on Blurr, not like this. 😭

But Alas… Killing MeteorFire makes me lose the love of the bestie. Killing Blurr… painful…

So, I would deactivate Meteorfire and Conjux Blurr… is the only way, I am sorry.

[transingthoseformers]

I just love the idea that while from an outside POV cybertronian wildlife seems like earth wildlife but robot, when you hunker down and and analyze it things start to seem more and more alien about it.

[margoshamangolord]

FOLKS I FINISHED CYBERVERSE (thoughts and spoilers under cut)

—The 10 minute format was very comfy because i just could literally squeeze an episode on my school break or something

—I love the stylistic so much! Cartoony type of 3D oohhh yesss it was incredible for my eyes

—Ive heard that cbv is insane but nothing prepared me for the sheer SCALE of what happens here. It's everything i dreamt of in the tf franchise and i did not expect that fr, especially 3rd-4th season

—GAAAALSSS HAI GIRLLLLLSSSS HI GIRLIESSSSSS GIRLLLLSSSSSSS GIRLSSSSSS YAAAAAYYYYYYYY

—They made Grimlock a hot king and it's a good decision, i loved his story with the dinosaurs

—Windblade and Bumblebee have the cutest relationship ever ohmyygooood

—Teletraan x is a guy to kiss

—I believe that Starscream had the insanest story in cbv. Boy started a suicide cult and gave birth to scraplets and then escaped his therapist and became a judge of his universe because he led weird tentacle aliens to cybertron

—Grimlock and Arcee also have the cutest relationship ever

—Slipstream's death made me jump and bash my head into wall

—I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT SHOCKWAVE'S GOOFY ASS ALTMODE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING 😭😭😭😭WHY DOES IT HAVE LEGS 😭😭IS THAT WHY HE'S ALWAYS ANGRY??? BECAUSE HE GOT THAT THING AS HIS FORM???? LMAAAAOOOO

—ALSO HIS GOOFY RELATIONSHIP WITH WHEELJACK AND SOUNDWAVE 💀💀💀IM CRYING YOU ARE FUCKING EX BOYFRIENDS DTOP

—On a more serious note his sacrifice was a very interesting point to character

—Cheetor's death actually made me cry because FUCKING HELL YOYE SO NICE..... His relationship with Bumblebee actually hurt my heart so bad what the FUCJ was that why must you kill me

—One of the most underrated optimuses imo, possesses all traits of tfp op and has them accented but somehow is ignored

—CLOOOOOOOBBBBEEEEERRRRRR CLLOOOOBERRRRRR LET ME HUG YOU KISS YOU CLOBBER PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE I WANT TO KISS YOU UUGHHHHHHHHH YOURE SO SWEEEEEEETTTTTT I CAAAANNNNTTTTT

—My favourite version of Soundwave. I was practically chewing on the screen every time he appeared, i was up from my seat when he was shown to grow warmer toward autobots/appreciate teamwork in season 3-4, and his death at the end made me SCREAM (as well as hot rod's comments. fucking hell dubstep compilation torture 💀💀)

—my first time seeing whirl he really is a bird

—SHADOWSTRIKERRRRR BUMBLEBEE HAIIIIIIIIIII

—(looks at bumblebee) shake your ass robot boy

—Thunderhowl and optimus should probably kiss

—Also i loved how this show goes well with the lack of humans

—Meteorfire and Cosmos have the cutest relationship ever

—The megop in cbv goes so hard it's unbelievable!!! They are so fucking divorced!!! They love each other!!! They hate each other!!! They're so disgusting and stupid I'm in love

—DINOBOTS HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII

—The quintesson thing was actually my favourite because of the overall atmosphere and the character interactions, it really showed them all well

—MMACCADAM YYYAAAAAYYYYY MY FAVOURITE GUYYYYY AHHHHHHH WEIRD ASSS GRAMDPA RAHHHHH YOURE SO COOL AAAAAHHHHHHHH

—I absolutely loved weird aliens in this show

—Skybyte and jetfire were insane with their dramatic rivalry

—SOUNDWAVE AND SOUNDBLASTER ENEMIES FOREVER BECAUSE OF BEATBOX MATCH 💀💀💀💀💀💀

—genuinely i loved all of the introduced characters!!!!!!!

—and, of course. the twitch stream funeral