#Melissa Warburton

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So listen, just call me. Here’s my card. Oh, wow, thanks.

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So next up for peak bi experience is Joyce Byers.

Joyce Byers, who is still Joyce Maldonado in 1956. She’s the daughter of a doctor in Hawkins, living a comfortable upper middle class life that she hates. So at fourteen, she starts dating twenty-year-old Lonnie Byers, who her father loathes. Daddy Dearest threatens to kick her out if she doesn’t break up with him after a pregnancy scare; she focuses on her friends and school. She forms a clique of girls who idolize her and are fascinated with her tragic forced break-up and salacious stories. Her friends would never dare to approach boys and be labeled as hussies, but they all want to know how to kiss them at upcoming Semiformal and Winter Formal and Homecoming and Prom. Joyce is thrilled at the power she holds in teaching her gal pals to kiss. She gets to pull breathy whimpers out of the other girls and she can’t even get pregnant from it. 

By the time she’s a junior, Joyce and Jim Hopper are scandalously best friends. She’s queen bee and he’s a notorious ladies man, but they don’t ever date. People gossip about how it’s not right for boys and girls to act the way they do with each other and they don’t care. They skip class to smoke and compare their exploits. Jim just laughs when Joyce says Alice Gilbert let her feel her tits when she wouldn’t even let Jim kiss her. 

After they graduate, Jim goes to Vietnam and Joyce to NYU where she has grand plans to be a realtor after a degree in psychology or something. She hasn’t changed much from high school and finds herself around the same type of girls, this time as part of Kappa Kappa Delta. She gets close to a girl named Rachel and spends all of her undergrad at her side. That is, until December 1963, senior year. Sigma Chi is hosting a luau, so Joyce and Rachel go all out. They’ve got grass skirts and coconut bras, even managing to rustle up leis made of real flowers. Sangria flows all night, and by 3 am, Joyce has Rachel in her bed, plying her with endless kisses. It feels so, so right, but in the morning, Rachel says that she thinks they shouldn’t be friends anymore. It’s just not what girls are supposed to do with each other. 

This lights a fire under Joyce. She is enraged by constantly being told what she is supposed to do, who she is supposed to be. So she drops out. She returns to Hawkins for Christmas and does the exact opposite of what a sorority girl is supposed to do. She heads straight into Lonnie Byers’ bed and they’ve eloped by June. This is the final straw for her parents, who take her younger siblings and move to Boston. They don’t provide any contact information. Joyce lives off of her rage and her broken heart, though she doesn’t quite realize how it got there. Rachel’s face still flits through her mind when her husband is drunkenly fucking her. She tries to drown out the sounds of masculine grunts with her memories of coconuts knocking together. Lonnie is furious once she’s cut off from her family funds, so she takes a job at Melvald’s to help make ends meet and stick it to the system that told her she had to graduate from university and marry a finance major right after. 

It’s not until 1967 that her fury subsides. She and Lonnie have somehow created the most beautiful baby boy, Jonathan, who is the center of her universe. She becomes a stay-at-home mom to him and their next son, William, until money runs out; she has to return to Melvald’s when Will is only two. Being a parent to her boys and keeping Lonnie off of all of their backs is exhausting; Joyce mellows. She is no longer the temperamental young woman telling the world to fuck off. She just wants Lonnie out. Jim Hopper moves back to town, dealing with his own heartbreak at his daughter’s death and his subsequent divorce. He and Joyce don’t reconnect much beyond surface level chats when they run into each other around town, but that’s fine for now. Their time will come. 

Divorce papers are served to Lonnie on Joyce’s fortieth birthday and it turns into an explosive fight, as all their disagreements do. And Joyce knows this isn’t healthy for their sons, but she needs to show them that she will always stand up for them and herself. Because she’s Joyce Fucking Byers. 

And once it’s just the three of them, she keeps the Byers name. She associates it more with her boys than Lonnie anyways. Joyce doesn’t even think about dating, especially once Will goes missing a year later and their world is turned upside down. Jim Hopper reintegrates himself into her life and this crazy mindfuckery. 

But then that’s done and Bob Newby is just such an extreme opposite from Lonnie that it’s easy to slip into a relationship with him. And then the Upside Down is back and Bob is brutally killed. Time passes and Jim asks her to dinner, which she forgets, because of the magnets, and then he has the audacity to die just as the potential for something starts to appear; now Joyce has the sweetest daughter as well. And she has to protect her kids and leave this toxic, cursed town, so it’s time to head for California. There isn’t any time to date anyone and Joyce is well-practiced at ignoring her urges to ruin the careful hair and makeup of the polished women that Lenora Hills is full of. (She hates them all so much and doesn’t connect these feelings to the thrills of her youth at making pretty girls gasp and pant against her.)

Then Hopper is alive and Joyce thinks that for the first time ever, she’s actually in love. (She thinks she came close with Bob, but alas.) She still notices beautiful women, but so does everyone. It’s normal to appreciate when a woman has a gorgeous smile or can hold herself well in heels, right?

Christmas 1986 brings the usual shuffling of Steve Harrington between the various Party households for each meal. The Hopper-Byers home has the honour of hosting him for Christmas dinner, for which he provides two homemade pies and a topic of conversation that seems suspiciously well-rehearsed with Jonathan. 

Very, very casually, the two oldest boys bring up David Bowie, and a little thing called bisexuality. Will and El share several looks, but are overall attentive. Joyce can see the surprise on Steve’s face as Hop asks more questions than either of the younger kids. She stays silent, but Hop gently takes her trembling hand under the table, giving her a soft look. 

After dessert, Joyce escapes to the back porch for a well-needed smoke and reflection. Lovely, kind Steve wants to check in on her and, she can tell, gauge if she has any disgust at the dinner’s main conversation. 

And maybe it’s strange that the first person she says these words are to Steve Harrington, not Hop or any of her kids, but she sends a silent prayer up to Bob that she’s not making a massive mistake. 

“I think,” she pauses to take a shaky drag of her cigarette, “No, I am bisexual.”

See more in the series at #peak bi experience

Crossposted to AO3 here

[princessamyrose87]

knuckles spin-off series cast

Vector the Crocodile - Bruce Campbell, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Micheal B. Jordan, Seth rogen

Espio the Chameleon - Daisuke Tsuji, l.j. benet

Charmy Bee - Colleen o'Shaughnessey, Jacob Tremblay

Mighty The Armadillo - Micheal Mando, Micheal B. Jordan, Brady noon

Ray The flying squirrel - Tara Strong, Hudson Meek

Fang The Sniper - John Patrick Lowrie, Hugh Jackman, Karl Urban,

Bean The Dynamite - Aziz Ansari, Steven Ogg

Chief Pachacamac - Danny Trejo Sofía

Tikal the Echidna - Díana Bermudez, Ana de la Reguera, Selene Luna, Sofía Espinosa, Isabela Merced, Salma Hayek, Nisa Gunduz

E-102 Gamma - Corey Burton

Wendy Witchcart - Mia Goth, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Harriet Samson Harris

Battle Kukku XV - Nolan North

Speedy XVI - Maria Bakalova

Dr. Fukurokov - Mark Ivanar

Breezie The Hedgehog - Regina King, Janelle Monáe, Jena Malone, Pollyanna McIntosh

Vanilla The Rabbit - Maggie Robertson

Amy Rose - Kimiko Glenn, Anna kendrick

Big The Cat - Dave Fennoy, Patrick Warburton, Micheal B Jordan, Kevin Chamberlin

Cream the Rabbit - Melissa Hutchison, sabrina glow

Sticks the Badger - Margot Robbie, Paola Lázaro

Gerald Kintobor - Ron Perlman

Maria Kintobor - Mkeena Grace

Commander Abraham Tower - Frank Anthony Grillo

Subject Shadow The Hedgehog (Terios Kintobor) - (Paramount stated they want an A-list celebrity to voice Shadow) Keanu Reeves, Robert Pattinson, Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, Micheal B Jordan

Rouge The Bat - Chloé Hollings, Marion Cotillard, Mélanie Laurent, Camille Cottin, Jordana Lajoie, Scarlett johansson

Tom Wachowski’s father - Bob Odinkirk, Dustin Hoffman, Bill Murray, Micheal Keaton, Kurt Russell, John Goodman

Metal Sonic - Ben Schwartz(robotic filter)

E-123 Omega - Micheal B Jordan, Terry Crews, Jon Bernthal

Hazard The Bio-Lizard (Marzanna Kintobor) - Ivana Miličević

Void TrapDark - Jude Law, Dane DeHaan, Gerald Way, Scott Williams, Freddie Highmore,

Lumina Flowlight - Tabitha St. Germain

Blaze’s Mother - Janina Gavankar, Sakina Jaffrey

Blaze The Cat (Indian/British accent) - Priyanka Chopra, Devika Bhise, Varada Sethu, Simone Ashley, Ulka Simone Mohanty, Natasha Chandel

Marine the Raccoon - Sia, Katie Bergin, Bella Heathcote, Isla Lang Fisher, Rylee Alazraqui, Kendal Rae

Blaze’s Rival: Frost The Axotol(example)- Michelle Yeoh, Fala Chen, Antony Starr

Jet’s Father - Matt Ryan, Iwan Rheon

Jet The Hawk - Tony Hawk, Aaron Paul, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Dante Basco, Ken Jeong, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jimmy O. Yang

Wave The Swallow - Sarah Margaret Qualley

Storm the Albatross (pacific, Oceania) - Dave Batista, Taylor Wily

Emerl The Gizoid - Augus Imrie, Kendal Rae,

Clutch The Possum - Micheal Rooker, Benjamin Byron Davis, Robert Allen Wiethoff

Tangle The Lemur - Lauren Keke Palmer, Brenda Song

Whisper The Wolf - Stefanie Joosten, Ana de Armas

Mimic The Octopus - Richard Colin Brake

Doctor Starline - Troy Baker, Hugh Grant,

Starline’s Love interest and partner -

Rough and Tumble the Skunks - Will Ferrell and John C. Reily, Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key

Surge The Tenrec - Rachel Bloom, AJ Michalka

Kitsunami The Fennec Fox - Michael Cera, Kyle McCarley

Zavok - Christopher Judge, John Cena, Jon Bernthal

Master Zik - Frank Oz, Randall Duk Kim, Dustin Hoffman

Zeena -Mindy Kaling

Zor - Jaeden Martell, Dane DeHaan, Gerald Way

Zazz - Danny Brown,

Zomom - T.J. Miller

Black Doom -

,Keith David https://youtu.be/9LmOwEfPHUo

, Jackie Earle Haley - https://youtu.be/sF8zxctevXc

, Jon Bernthal - https://youtu.be/sDp4AuNen0Y

, Sean Schemmel -

, Ray Porter - https://youtu.be/aR8p4DIpxxE

,Karl Urban - https://youtu.be/ccF3uvpJ96I

Eclipse The Darkling - Norman Reedus

Callisto The Darkling - Carrie-Anne Moss

Dark Oak - Jeremy Irons

Black Narcissus - Angelina Jolie

Pala Bayleaf - John Leguizamo

Yellow Zelkova - Terry Crews

Red Pine - Pat Casey or Josh Miller

Cosmo The Seedrian - Carol Anne Day, Liliana Mumy

Lyric The Ancient(Owl like Longclaw) - Jackie Earle Haley

Johnny Lightfoot - Taron Egerton

Tekno The Canary - Paula Burrows

Porker Lewis - John Boyega, Daniel Radcliffe

Shorty “Shortfuse” The Cybernik - Cillian Murphy, Barry Sloane

Ebony The Cat - Gratiela Brancusi

Sonia The Hedgehog - Kiernan Shipka, Evan Rachel Wood, Isabella Merced, Jena Malone

Manic The Hedgehog - Joe Keery

Sally Acorn - Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman

Antoine D’Coolette - Tomer Capone, Bradley Cooper(hes fluent in French)

Bunnie Rabbot - Alex McKenna

Rotor The “Boomer” Walrus - John Cena

Nicole The Holo-Lynx - Ashly Burch

Lupe The Wolf - Amber Midthunder

Dulcy The Dragon - America Ferrera

Chip - Tom Holland, Freddie Highmore

Professor Dillion Pickle - Ian McKellen

Imperator Ix - Gary Oldman

Shade The Echidna - Lady Gaga

Infinite The Jackal - Kit Harington, Jon Bernthal

Silver The Hedgehog - Steven Yeun

Gold The Tenrec - Simone Ashley

Professor Von Schlemmer - Matthias Schweighöfer

Dr. Negan Robotnik a.k.a Eggman Neo - J.K. Simmons, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Giancarlo Esposito, Bryan Cranston, Pedro Pascal

Dr. Grimer Wormtongue - Ian McShane, Jackie Earle Haley

Chris thorndyke - Graham Verchere

Frost the hobidon - Dakota lotus

Juliet suter - Sydney Scotia

Antia/tania - Cassie glow

Perci - Stephanie lemelin

Preteen bokkun - Brett Gray

Park ranger - Patrick Warburton

Ashe - peyton r. perrine iii

Burst wisp - cherami Leigh

Uncle Charles - David Lengel

Bernadette - Melanie Zanetti

[quotes121sworld]

The REAL reason David "Kochie" Koch is leaving Sunrise

The real reason David Koch is leaving Sunrise: The Channel Seven star reveals what he'll be doing next after 21 years on the show

By Mary Mrad for Daily Mail Australia Published: 18:56 EDT, May 28, 2023 | Updated: 7:09 PM EDT, May 28, 2023 --> --> --> Sunrise presenter David Koch shocked viewers after he announced Monday morning that he was leaving the breakfast show after 21 years.Following the surprise announcement, the 67-year-old explained he had decided to leave the show to focus on his own business and covering financial news.He also stated that he would like to enjoy more flexible working hours to spend time with his growing family."It's time for me to work during business hours." "Libby and I have a little more flexibility to enjoy our growing family, to travel and to focus on our family business interests at Pinstripe Media and the Ausbiz business channel," he told viewers."As everyone knows, I'm a financial nerd, so I'll still show up at RBA board meetings or covering other big financial news from time to time, albeit as a guest rather than a host."

The real reason David Koch is leaving Sunrise: The Channel Seven star has revealed what he'll be doing next after 21 years on the showKochie struggled to hold back tears on Monday as he announced he was leaving the show.The longest-serving TV presenter in Australia's history, along with his emotional co-host Natalie Barr, made the shocking announcement. "I enjoyed every minute of it and am incredibly proud of what we have achieved here over the past 21 years," Kochie told viewers. “I started here before Facebook, before Instagram, before Twitter and iPhones. I am that old I enjoyed every minute of it and am incredibly proud of what we have achieved here over the past 21 years.

David said he made the decision to leave the show to focus on his own business. He also stated that he would like to enjoy more flexible working hours to spend time with his growing family"I've been privileged to experience so many great adventures, meet so many different people, and document so many moments of the story as it unfolds."Barr told her co-host, "The show wouldn't be where it is today without you." "It's been a great ride and we're going to celebrate that over the next two weeks."The presenter has been a familiar face on Australian television screens since 2002, when he joined the Sunrise editorial team. Kochie said he would miss working with the entire Sunrise team, but gave special praise to co-hosts Natalie Barr and Mark Beretta, and producer Dave Walters.

The longest-serving TV presenter in Australian history, along with his emotional co-host Natalie Barr, made the shocking announcement of his departureBack in October, Kochie signed an extension deal at a meeting with James Warburton, CEO of Seven Network, and expressed his interest in stepping down.Warburton was able to persuade Koch to postpone his retirement plans, but agreed to work out a contract that would allow the longtime presenter "to take more breaks from the show depending on his needs," The Australian reported.David has hosted Sunrise with Natalie Barr since 2022 after his former co-host Samantha Armytage departed after nearly 10 years.He previously shared a desk with Melissa Doyle at the Brekky Central.On August 21, it was announced that Melissa was leaving Channel Seven after 25 years.

David has hosted Sunrise with Natalie Barr since 2022 after his former co-host Samantha Armytage (pictured) departed after almost 10 years Share or comment on this article: Read the full article

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S | The One with Rachel's Big Kiss (7.20)

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melissa warburton icons (7x20)

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Melissa Alcena / Dorothea Lange / Ada Limón / Aron Wiesenfeld / Edward Hopper / Mary Ruefle / Holly Warburton / Alex Gardner 

[friends-confessions]

[tinyryder]

LET WINONA RYDER PLAY A LESBIAN IN A HAPPY COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP YOU COWARDS

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gif(t)s for friends:         🎁 for @daenerys-targaryen​: Winona Ryder as Melissa Warburton in FRIENDS | The One With Rachel’s Big Kiss

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WINONA RYDER as melissa warburton friends S7 E20

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August 2020 Synopsis Highlights

Saturday, Aug. 1

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Big City Greens “Friend Con/Flimflammed”

(8:00-8:22 P.M. EDT)

“Friend Con” – When the Greens attend Farm Con, Bill and Chip Whistler become friends.

*Darin De Paul (“Overwatch”) guest stars as Good Ol’ Joe, and Paul Scheer (“The League”) and Cheri Oteri (“Saturday Night Live”) return as Chip Whistler and Gwendolyn Zapp, respectively.

“Flimflammed” – Cricket stumbles into $100 and is persuaded to invest it.

TV-Y7

Original Series – Season Two Premiere on Disney Channel

Amphibia “Quarreler’s Pass/Toadcatcher”

(8:22-8:44 P.M. EDT)

“Quarreler’s Pass” – Hop Pop drops Sprig and Polly off at an obstacle-filled mountain trail designed to help them get along.

“Toadcatcher” – Sasha and Grime must reconcile their differences to escape Newtopia’s most skilled warrior, General Yunnan.

*Zehra Fazal (“Voltron: Legendary Defender”) guest stars as General Yunnan. Anna Akana (“Youth & Consequences”) returns as Sasha, Matt Jones (“Breaking Bad”) returns as Percy, and Troy Baker (“Young Justice”) returns as Grime.

TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

The Owl House “Really Small Problems”

(8:44-9:06 P.M. EDT)

King confides in a carnival fortuneteller who makes his dream come true, but it comes at a cost.

*Parvesh Cheena (“Outsourced”) returns as Tibbles.

TV-Y7 FV

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Saturday August 8

The Owl House “Understanding Willow”

(9:06-9:28 P.M. EDT)

Luz, Willow and Amity take a trip down memory lane.

*Rachael MacFarlane (“American Dad!”) guest stars as Mrs. Blight, Amity’s mom.

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Big City Greens “Greens’ Acres/Dolled Up”

(8:00-8:22 P.M. EDT)

“Greens’ Acres” – Young Bill will do whatever it takes to keep the family farm in business.

*Andre Robinson (“The Loud House”) guest stars as Young Bill, Candace Kozak (Disney Channel’s “Just Roll with It”) guest stars as Young Nancy, and Jason Maybaum (Disney Channel’s “Raven’s Home”) guest stars as Young Keys.

“Dolled Up” – When Tilly and Nancy celebrate Saxon’s birthday at a fancy doll store, they set their sights on a seat next to Cantaloupe Sinclair, the tea party’s posh VIP.

*Melissa Fumero (“Brooklyn Nine-Nine”) guest stars as Cantaloupe Sinclair. Wendi McLendon-Covey (“The Goldbergs”) returns as Nancy Green.

TV-Y7

Amphibia “Swamp and Sensibility/Wax Museum”

(8:22-8:44 P.M. EDT)

“Swamp and Sensibility” – When Anne discovers an old friend who has been living a double life, she becomes fixated on helping him be his true self.

*Kermit the Frog guest stars as Crumpet the Frog and Hugh Bonneville (“Downton Abbey”) guest stars as Wigbert.

“Wax Museum” – The family visits a mysterious roadside oddities museum where every treasure comes with a price.

*Alex Hirsch (Disney’s “Gravity Falls”) guest stars as The Curator and Frog Soos.

TV-Y7

Friday, Aug. 14

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Puppy Dog Pals “Pups in the Apple/Won’t You Be My Puppy”

(9:30-10:00 A.M. EDT)

“Pups in the Apple” – On the morning of the Playcare bake sale, Bob is devastated when he can’t make his “Big Apple” pie because he’s out of apples.

“Won’t You Be My Puppy” – Bingo and Rolly go on a mission to find their favorite television host’s special sweater in time for his show.

*Malcolm-Jamal Warner (“The Resident”) guest stars as Floyd, a dog, and Chi McBride (“Hawaii Five-0”) returns as Mr. Kimble, a television host.

TV-Y

Saturday August 15

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

The Owl House “Enchanting Grom Fright”

(8:44-9:06 P.M. EDT)

Luz experiences Grom, Hexside’s version of Prom, and it’s not what she expects.

TV-Y7 FV

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Big City Greens “Gabriella’s Fella/Cheap Show”

(8:00-8:22 P.M. EDT)

“Gabriella’s Fella” – When Cricket’s crush, Gabriella, returns, Remy seizes the opportunity to help push Cricket out of his comfort zone.

*Jenna Ortega (“You”) and Betsy Sodaro (“Duncanville”) return as Gabriella and Community Sue, respectively.

“Cheap Show” – The family wants to visit a street fair, but Bill wants to stay home to save money.

TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Amphibia “Marcy at the Gates”

(8:22-8:44 P.M. EDT)

The family must defeat an entire ant army before they enter Newtopia.

*Haley Tju (“Bella and the Bulldogs”) guest stars as Marcy, Michelle Dockery (“Downton Abbey”) guest stars as Lady Olivia, and Keith David (“The Princess and the Frog”) guest stars as King Andrias.

TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Saturday August 22

The Owl House “Wing it Like Witches”

(8:44-9:06 P.M. EDT)

Not your average underdog story.

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Big City Greens “Green Mirror/Cricket’s Tickets”

(8:00-8:22 P.M. EDT)

“Green Mirror” – When the Greens visit BigTech, Tilly jumps at the chance to test Gwendolyn Zapp’s new technology, which promises to make them the “perfect family.”

“Cricket’s Tickets” – Cricket wins tickets to a show and must decide whether to bring Tilly or Remy.

*Lucy Lawless (“Xena: Warrior Princess”) and Tim Robinson (“Saturday Night Live”) guest star as Mimi O’Malley and Gregly, respectively.

TV-Y7

Original Series – Season Two Premiere on Disney Channel

Amphibia “Scavenger Hunt/The Plantars Check In”

(8:22-8:44 P.M. EDT)

“Scavenger Hunt” – Anne, Sprig and Marcy receive a mysterious message from the king of Newtopia that sends them on a puzzle-solving mission.

*Nicole Byer (“Loosely Exactly Nicole”) guest stars as Gertie. Haley Tju (“Bella and the Bulldogs”) returns as Marcy.

“The Plantars Check In” – Anne finally meets with King Andrias and tries to enlist his help in getting back home.

*Kristen Schaal (“Disney’s “Gravity Falls”) guest stars as Bella the Bellhop. Keith David (“The Princess and the Frog”) returns as King Andrias.

TV-Y7

Saturday August 29

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

The Owl House “Agony of a Witch”

(8:44-9:06 P.M. EDT)

On a school field trip to the mysterious Emperor’s Castle, Luz strays from the group and into danger.

Original Series – 

The Owl House “Young Blood, Old Souls”  Season One Finale on Disney Channel

(8:44-9:06 P.M. EDT)

Luz’s skills as a witch are put to the test when she attempts the impossible.

*Matthew Rhys (“The Americans”) guest stars as Emperor Belos alongside series cast members Wendie Malick (“Just Shoot Me!”), Sarah-Nicole Robles (“Star Darlings”) and Alex Hirsh (“Gravity Falls”) as Eda, Luz and King, respectively.  Season One Finale on Disney Channel

TV-Y7 FV

Big City Greens “Times Circle/Super Gramma”

(8:00-8:22 P.M. EDT)

“Times Circle” – Tilly and Remy put on a sidewalk play while Cricket and Bill meet their favorite costumed superheroes.

“Super Gramma” – Cricket and Tilly try to keep Gramma at home while she recovers from eye surgery.

*Sandy Martin (“Ray Donovan”) guest stars as Gertie.

TV-Y7

Original Series – Season Two Premiere on Disney Channel

Amphibia “Lost in Newtopia/Sprig Gets Schooled”

(8:22-8:44 P.M. EDT)

“Lost in Newtopia” – Anne and Polly vow to experience the city like locals but end up on a wild ride through the streets of Newtopia.

“Sprig Gets Schooled” – Sprig is offered a spot at Newtopia University.

Sunday, Aug. 30

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Junior

Fancy Nancy “Trois Cheers for Mrs. Devine/Escar-No!”

(12:00–12:30 P.M. EDT)

“Trois Cheers for Mrs. Devine” – When Mrs. Devine gets the blues, Nancy becomes determined to cheer her up.

*Christine Baranski (“The Good Fight”) returns as Ms. Devine.

“Escar-No! ” – Nancy questions her love of all things French when she encounters French food for the first time

Friday, Aug. 28

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Mira, Royal Detective “The Mystery of the Secret Room/The Mystery of the Magnificent Musicians”

(8:30-9:00 A.M. EDT)

“The Mystery of the Secret Room” – When Mira and her friends get stuck in a hidden room in the palace, it’s up to her to find a way out.

“The Mystery of the Magnificent Musicians” – When some of the townspeople’s musical instruments go missing before a big music jam, Mira must find out what happened.

*Danny Pudi (“DuckTales”), Parvesh Cheena (“Outsourced”) and Sonal Shah (“Scrubs”) return as Sanjeev, Manish and Poonam, respectively.

TV-Y

Sunday, Aug. 23

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Junior

Elena of Avalor “Coronation Day”

(7:00-8:30 P.M. EDT)

As plans for Elena’s coronation are underway, Esteban’s team of villains unleash legendary spirit misfits, the Four Shades of Awesome. In order to save her kingdom, her family and her friends, Elena must journey to the Spirit World and back and face the ultimate test of her courage and character before becoming queen.

*Jenny Slate (“Muppet Babies”), Mark Hamill (“Star Wars” franchise), Fred Armisen (“Saturday Night Live”) and Andy Garcia (“Ocean’s Eleven”) guest star as the Four Shades of Awesome, and Patrick Warburton (“The Tick”) voices Grand Macaw, ruler of the dark side of the Spirit World.

TV-Y

[tom-isaacs]

[dis]connection is a one-day festival of performance art responding to the tension between 'connection' and 'disconnection'. Coinciding with the Inner West Council's Creative Trail, artists will perform simultaneously throughout the 6-hour event at Scratch Art Space. 3rd of August, 2019 11am-5pm 67 Sydenham Road, Marrickville www.scratchartspace.com Performing artists: - Omer Backley-Astrachan, with Allie Graham - Sharon Backley-Astrachan - Emma Harrison and Emalyn Knight - Cath McNamara - Gideon Payten-Griffiths and Melissa Hume - Alan Schacher - Keila Terencio - Adam Warburton, with collaborators Laura White and Jessica Leung) - Rowan Yeomans - Wendy Yu Curated by Bonnie Cowan and directed by Tom Isaacs, with support from the Inner West Council and Scratch Art Space. Image: Emma Harrison -------------- Between our lived experience of connection and disconnection lies a visceral tension. Seeking connection is a fundamental aspect of the human experience; both physically and emotionally, to ourselves and others. From a fleeting electric moment with a stranger on a train, to the quiet and intimate relationship we have with ourselves. We construct online worlds, entire social media networks, in order to feel connected. We master the art of professional interactions; build relationships for the sole purpose of furthering our career. We find sentiment in objects, comfort in animals and home on borrowed land. A sense of disconnection can be devastatingly emotional, inevitable or liberating. It can happen gradually over time, or suddenly and all at once; be mutual or one-sided, expected or unforeseen. It can represent a physical distance, or an emotional detachment. Disconnection can be an active shift in dynamic, or simply a lack of connection.

[elghteens]

friends meme • Guest Stars [1/5] – Winona Ryder as Melissa Warburton

[amaliabalash]

Okay, only one of my friends has seen the new Scream, so I need to ramble it on here now that I’ve seen it twice. - this is mostly stuff I love.D Going under the cut, assuming that feature still functions it’s been a long ass time since I’ve bothered to use one. Spoilers for Scream (2022) ahead, duh. Official ranking of the Scream movies: 1, 5, 4, 2, 3

I loved Tara getting the killer question wrong because she forgot Stu. You and the last three movies, girl. Glad this movie remembers Stu fucking existed!

The whole opening was great, very effective and set the tone well. And Jenna Ortega is fucking great in this entire movie, what a great first attack. And a twist that it wasn’t a successful kill.

It is truly remarkable how well the movie kept my interest and introduced new characters, all that without actually directly showing us Sidney, Dewey, or Gale.

I don’t love Melissa Barrera as a lead, like maybe she just kinda pales to Jenna Ortega’s performance. Idk. Sam is...fine. But. She is hot. And I do feel for the character.

Jack Quaid looks a lot like Joshua Jackson and I found the similarity in facial structure super distracting first time, second time not so much.

Okay I know Kyle Gallner has had a career outside of Veronica Mars but the moment I saw him I was like, “Beaver?!” Super random to have him be Stu’s nephew when we never knew he had a sister, but, oh well. Gotta make connections somehow.

Speaking of Joshua Jackson, love Tara watching Dawson’s Creek in the hospital - I only realized THIS WEEK that Kevin Williamson wrote Scream (1996) and created/showran Dawson’s Creek, so I appreciated the nod.

When we do finally see Dewey, he’s got Tatum’s ashes on his mantle. Other than Patrick Warburton’s douchey bodyguard character in 3, that is legit the first acknowledgement in a later Scream movie that Dewey lost his fucking little sister.

Also! Second viewing I couldn’t believe I missed it the first time around, but Richie is staring WIDE EYED at Dewey when he answers the door. Like, you’re so focused on Sam and Dewey you’re not really meant to notice, but Jack Quaid doing a stellar job of showing that he is SO not new to the Stab franchise and he knows exactly how big of a deal the guy that just answered the door is.

Dewey’s texts to Gale kjsdfkasdjf;klj. And we can assume that Sidney having children with Mark means Mark from 3, which makes the complete lack of mention of him in 4 very funny to me.

Love seeing Martha Meeks, even if she was introduced in the worst movie of the franchise. The connection of having the “new Randy” type character be his niece is great. And the shrine to Randy - again, just...so much love for the previous films in the new one.

“That cut deep” oh, Dewey.

Didn’t notice the first time and only noticed this time bc I heard someone mention it in between viewings, but when Richie is watching the YouTube video dissing Stab 8, on the sidebar there’s an interview with survivor Kirby (from 4), and that’s a fun “oh hey she survived!” easter egg.

Again, Jenna Ortega being fucking fantastic as Tara, the fear and pain as she’s trying to get away despite her injuries? So good.

Dewey’s death hurt more the second time. :( But I do see exactly why it really was necessary for the story.

Gale’s response :( :( :( :(

I just love seeing Sidney and Gale together and it broke my heart that Dewey wasn’t a part of it, but again, I get it. :(

STU’S HOUSE. I was into the movie enough the first time that like it was niggling in my head, but I didn’t quite get there until Sidney and Gale were like oh my god about where they were. It made me really happy, it just...you can tell this whole fucking movie was a love letter to the original.

Way out of order now but Judy and Wes’s kill scene? I know we all expect the fake outs, but the fake outs were so good! and so fucked up to see Wes setting up dinner for his mom who we know is dead right outside the fucking door.

Okay this is all I got for the moment just. I fucking loved it.

[deliriumbubbles]

Two months after the finale of Friends, I’m 97% sure Ross starts irritating the shit out of Rachel and trying to control her every move. She’s irritated because she gave up an amazing job for him, and he’s the same immature, controlling, condescending dickhead he always was.

They break up, again. Luis Vitton wanted her pretty badly, so Rachel gets a great fashion job stateside where she is able to put some distance between herself and Ross and focus on her career and momming.

Feeling petty, Ross sues for sole custody, and based on his history of multiple divorces and being fired for anger issues from a... museum, he loses. Rachel lets him see Emma every other weekend. She visits with Monica and Chandler for playdates twice a month. Not too long after, Phoebe and Mike have children to bring to the playdates, and they’re all close, even though they go on to their regular lives for the rest of the month. 

Then, Melissa Warburton (the girl who kissed/loved Rachel in college) comes back into Rachel’s life and she realizes, with some help from Phoebe, that is okay to be attracted to girls, too, and they start dating. Melissa has a little boy, and when it becomes legal, the two of them get married and have their own family.

Joey comes back every so often to visit his friends and play Uncle Joey because he loves them all.

And Ross dies of influenza.