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i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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someone said we had more fun in childhood because we didnt have any past memories to linger on and it has stuck with me ever since

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Declaring war on an enemy polycule to distract from domestic turmoil

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What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

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none of these words are in fast car

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window

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Pintails Deployed, Frank Weston Benson. 1921.

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This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves

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If I was unemployed I would be doing things like this allllllllllllllllllllllllll of the time

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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my beautiful girlfriend "open link in new tab"

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dune is proof that if you tell an only child he's mommy's special boy enough times he'll eventually believe it, to the detriment of everyone around him

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