#Melina King

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My Ranking On: How Good The Magnus Archive Character's Are At Cooking

Gerard - Gerry has no idea what to do in front of a stove. No one has ever taught him to cook, and he doesn't care enough to learn. He lives off microwavable mac and cheese cups and cheap fast food, which is just fine by him regardless of how concerned Gertrude is about his organs.

Daisy - Daisy could make...something with a stove. She just chooses not to because she doesn't like cooking when microwavable meals are right there. Because of how little she cooks her skills are...rusty to say the least. She can make a half-decent grilled cheese though.

Gertrude - Gertrude can and the very rare occasion does make small meals like scrambled eggs. However, much like Gerard and Daisy, she prefers fast food and easy to make meals. In theory she could make a decent large meal if she had a recipe and some spare time to make mistakes, but in practice she never cooks.

John - John can and does make small meals. He's never really liked cooking, but he does sometimes make a small plate of stir-fry or something. All things considered, his food's pretty decent. It's just not great because he rushes through the cooking process to get back to whatever he was doing. But, I mean, it's edible.

Melina - Melina is a big "make a sandwich or throw some pasta on the stove and call it night" type of girl. She could make a good meal if she had a recipe, but cooking's never really been her thing enough for her to put a ton of effort into the craft. However, if Georgie asked her to make her something you can bet that she could make a five star meal.

Basira - Basira cooks most nights and her food is consistently good. Daisy is over at her house a lot in the evenings hoping to get a meal and eat together.

Martin - Martin cooks almost every night. It's one of his hobbies and he knows well what type of foods pair best with what after his research into what foods pair best with tea spiraled a bit. He can make a REALLY good comfort dish.

Elias - Elias cooks most night, and with all his years of being alive, that means he's a pretty skilled in the art of making food. He either makes a full five star meal with an appetizer, a main course, and a dessert, or microwaves ramen noodles. There's no middle ground.

Peter - Cooking is one of those hobbies that is significantly more enjoyable in solitude, so of course he loves it. He cooks multiple times nearly every day as it's something for him to do that doesn't involve other people. No one will ever taste his food, but man is it good.

Sasha - Sasha is a fantastic cook. She's the CEO of finding a recipe online and then making it his own. She's literally never made a bad dish in her entire life and she does brag to John about her ability not to burn things.

Tim - Tim is great at cooking on an instinctual level. He doesn't even need to have a recipe to make a five star meal that will change the trajectory of his friends taste buds forever. It's a gift...and a curse given how much the people around him hope he'll bring food to every gathering.

[malignedaffairs]

On a night of wint'ry fog, the rune of Death was stolen. And the demigods began to fall, starting with Godwyn the Golden.

[lulila-safu]

*sigh* now I have to tag all these people...

and I put godwyn with the radagon/ marika linage, but because I got used to draw him alongside messmer and malenia

[sketchsmack]

Elden Ring. Ring that is Elden.

The family treeeeeeee

[trashingfish]

[boiledprawn99]

drew some silly demigods :o]

wanted to just draw some more messmer, and also decided to make an interpretation of godwyn when he was in his prime. had a go at drawing mohg and morgott too because i love them a lot grhhdbjfdj >_< i love these characters and my interpretation of them so much !! yay!!

[thewisecheerio]

Elden Ring fix-it fic where instead of executing the demigods, the Tarnished shows up with cake and Prozac, steals them from their poisonous parent(s), and ends up with a found family.

And then makes their redemption arc doing restorative justice for all the shit they broke. Y'all aren't responsible for your own abuse, but you are responsible for the harm you did because of it.

Also for some reason, Messmer's cake slice comes with two smaller cake slices.

[httpjupiterbby]

i hate it here so i will go to secret gardens in my mind (fictional women)

[sanaez214]

Elden Ring Greeting.

Merry Christmas!

[mitsybubbles]

Is this anything

[roundworm1111]

Dlc plot hurt my emotion.thats it,I dont want to draw ER anymore.

[raiko-maneko3]

So with this Miquella consort situation that is going on in Shadow of the Erdtree and my obsession with Dungeon Meshi I had to draw a Chimera Radahn-Mohg in the style of chimera Falin

Also bonus :

This would be an AU inspired by dungeon meshi where some demigods would team up for various reasons (ie. searching for their brother, stopping Miquella, ect) and the Tarnished and Melina would join them in their journey in the Realm of Shadow.

I tried to match each characters to the members of Laios’ party less by personality and more by role, though it’s mainly headcanon (Malenia-Shuro, Ranni-Marcille, Morgott-Izutsumi, Melina-Chilchuck, Tarnished-Laios) and I’ll surely change stuff in the future.

Feel free to give feedback or headcanons you think could fit ! :D

[katyspersonal]

*Godrick IS a bit odd one out because we can't be sure what type of relation he even has with Godefroy, and for other Demigods he is possibly generations below! He still counts as part of the family though and I think with most ideas he'd still be more on a brother level than not

Poll for the non-Demigods: ( x )

[i-28-29]

So this is safe to assume melina ALSO has a different dad??? Cause Melinas hair matches NO ONE else in this family. This woman gets around good lord

[abyssal-hoonter]

Quick doodle for Elden Ring NightReign

[funpolishfox]

If you could get one of these characters their own endings, which one it would be?

I'm writing some self-indulgent fic about Messmer and I imagined what would happen, if he would burn for our sake at Giants' Forge, like, would be similar to Melina thing or Frenzy thing? So, I started to think about others and I want to hear other people's thoughts and see, if people yearn more for twinks or muscle mommies.

So, I'm starting with just demigods, because it would be impossible to fit NPC's and some bosses I think could give interesting endings (like Ymir/Metyr or Placidusax/Bayle).

Also, didn't add Godwyn, because technically, he has his own ending already, but also isn't really sentient, like, that man is a whole mess. And Ranni already has her own special ending, so she can sit this one.

Please, write down why you choose specific demigod and what their ending would look like! I personally imagine Messmer's ending with him burning down himself Ranni style, to stop influence of serpent on himself and to allow Tarnished to go into Erdtree, maybe also giving us special mending-rune, rune which would burn so strong, it would block all Outer Gods influence from Lands Between, as it were misguided fingers and gods that made his mother's and his life nightmare, maybe he would do some ritualistic cleanse of his sins. Tell me your ideas! Edit, after poll ended: MESSMER'S SIMPS COME TOGETHER, WE WON!