#Melbourne Demons

[akaretu]

[frazzlecrazzle]

In 2028 when the Melbourne Demons and the Tassie Devils finally face off, can they have some strings that make an evil hiss? And can a band of demons join in? And can it sound something like this? (killer fiddle and electric guitar riff)

[chaos-footy]

its round 0 and footy is back in less than 4 hours and I haven't even made any predictions yet so lets do them here so that at best I've recorded my oracle abilities for the annals of history OR if I fail at least only two people will see it

Sydney Swans vs Melbourne. Look. I know Melbourne has been controversial BUT Trac and Gawn are two of my favorite players in the league and I really don't love Sydney's play style. Plus, to not base this purely on vibes you've gotta take a look at the lineup - Sydney has a few outs

Brisbane Lions vs Carlton. I'M SORRY I'M BIASED. Also I'm going to this one so of course I want Brisbane to win. Carlton also has a few major players out with injury which really sucks. That being said, our round 1 record Is Not Good. Good thing this is round 0 instead!

Gold Coast Suns vs Richmond. I'm pretty 50/50 on this one. The thing is, the Suns managed to wallop us in the second half of last season. I also want the suns to go well this season so I can go back to hating literally everything to do with the Gold Coast without feeling bad and needing to stick up for an AFL team north of the Barassi line. Also Dusty is out :((((

GWS vs Collingwood. lbr if the finals were umpired like the H&A season (I'm not saying they should be - it's a different kind of game) then GWS would have made it to the grand final. But again, this is another one that could go 50/50. I don't mind if Collingwood win, but it is funny to wind up my younger magpie-supporting brother.

[larimar]

afl

[peachespearsandplumbs]

Jack Viney of the Melbourne Demons

[valiantkoalaturtle]

Just saw Tayla Harris I love living in Melbourne

[yuckdotcom]

wander down to the broken shore, 2024

[retrocgads]

UK 1987

[muffinwalloper]

Vicbourne Good Omens AU

Victoria or Vic as she calls herself these days is a demon on Earth, tempting humans for the past six thousand years. And occasionally drinking with an angel, William, or "Little Lamb", as she likes to call him.

[sin-softly]

I made a bit of a mess

Can I borrow that pretty mouth of yours to clean up?

[akaretu]

Max Gawn of the Demons

[guy60660]

Axed Demon | Port Melbourne

[chaos-footy]

nothing stings more than a 1 point loss to carlton. my condolences dees fans :(

[larimar]

AFL top eight teams of 2023

Collingwood Magpies

Brisbane Lions

Port Adelaide Power

Melbourne Demons

Carlton Blues

St-Kilda Saints

Greater Western Sydney

Sydney Swans

afl

[prettyflyshyguy]

Almost had a full mental breakdown in the car tonight, and frankly Squint said it best when he said "Melbourne roads past 9pm is the backrooms" because I fucked up a turnoff, due to roadworks on it, we then got stuck on a freeway, spent way too long trying to do a uey, chucked a uey, missed a 2nd turnoff because we were stuck in a newly built lane with a wall blocking our exit despite numerous signs saying "last exit X" and we could only watch as they passed us by, had to take a massive detour, chucked yet another uey, and by the time we got back to the original exit I missed.... The roadworks blockade was gone.

[fazcinatingblog]

demon horns