valiantkoalaturtle

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sports is about picking one favourite special guy who can do no wrong and running with insane (sometimes baseless but always intuitive) agendas against the people you don’t like . good luck to the rest of you

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It's the day before the Australia federal election and the news are trying to predict who will win by dangling photos of the candidates over a crocodile's enclosure to see which one he eats

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you ever have a good time laughing with your friends and think this is it. this is actually the point of it all

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some autistic people will never be able to have a job or live alone, some women that are transvestigated in bathrooms will have a penis, sometimes a trans women will win a sport she is "naturally" gifted in such as being really tall and playing basketball and sometimes the homeless guy panhandling really will just spend that money on cigarettes and scratchers instead of food. they are still human beings that dont deserve to be tormented by the legal system and paranoid freaks

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01/05/25 (📷 Visa Cash App RB)

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it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash

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Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao

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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

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MISS CONGENIALITY 2000 — dir. Donald Petrie

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I do not think hozier is some mythical being. I think he is just a very talented man who happens to also be kind and a good person. Just because a man is a good person people start to say he must be some kind of magical creature because obviously its impossible for a man to just be decent. And i dont like that. He is just some guy doing his best.

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whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

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saying ATM machine is actually correct bc ATM stands for All Tha Money

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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caps

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Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

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I hope this is a treat for you guys as much as it is for me!