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that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol
#the nemesis speaks#unfortunately i don't have enough energy to like. campaign about this.#it's actually a really interesting tactic to discourage invasive tracking#basically giving individual advertisers a way to measure '% effectiveness of ad' without individual info getting attached to it#whatever anyway i'm going to bed. do NOT discourse on this post or i will get your ass
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Truck drivers in Michigan have for years smashed into an undersized bridge called The Big Penny. Normal warning signs have not deterred drivers from wedging dozens of trucks into its hungry maw.
So they put eyes and teeth on the bridge, in part as a further deterrent.
It has not workedā¦
#I donāt think anything short of an enforced pullover and height measurement before reaching the bridge will stop the carnage#bridge#bridges#truckers#bad driving
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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!
He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.
#tumbleweed the cat#tumbleweed#cat#autoplay warning#video#turns out he was actually getting 2/3 cup of food a day due to a measuring cup mix up and more he's down to 1/2 cup per day
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Rent control is on the ballot for California voters this November.
I uh, get that tumblr isn't exactly sorted by geography, but this is a huge deal.
It's a huge deal even for people who don't expect to be personally affected by it -- rent control is a protection against the poorest people living in a city being forced out, and that's just bad for everyone. When you have a city where only medium well off to rich people live, you get their service employees coming in from a suburb an hour and a half away (blech) or else you get people stacked three to a room. Or people holding down a job or three while trying to earn enough to get off the street or, well, out of their parents' place or away from the abusive partner they can't afford to break up with. Point is, a lack of housing that people can just keep living in at the same price, means a lot of bad things for society, and we probably aren't going to socialize housing within the next ten years but maybe we can get rent control back.
#California politics#2024 california election#rent control#proposition 33#(33 seriously? fuck we are going to have so many ballot measures this November)
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Peak comedy
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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.
#dungeon meshi#mithrun#Cithis Ofri#Pattadol#Fleki#Lycion#Otta#Happy Canary Debut Day! These guys wont really get to be very present until the next season of Dungeon Meshi#But I can still be excited to see them animated!!!#Shout out to Pattadol - I also tend to occupy 'The Punchline' niche of the friendgroup.#The punchline differs from 'The Jester' who willingly absorbs the jokes. The punchline is often unwillingly the joke.#You are either the one no one likes or the well beloved little-sibiling-esque friend. Good luck figuring out which!#Yes it is canon that Otta is into Women. YES she dates younger women and dumps them when they age.#This isn't a fan made bit. It's real.#Dungeon Meshi has no romance but it does have canonically queer characters.#Shipping is fine and all but it is a running theme in the series than *everyone* who expresses romantic interest in someone -#-finds that love unrequited. Just something to be mindful of to measure your expectations of this series!#Ah! In other housekeeping notes; I'm going to *try* and add Alt Text to my dungeon meshi thurday posts going forwards.#I might not be able to do it day of but I will try to get it done within a week.
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Linktober Day 14, akkala skyview tower!
Part of the duoās jobs as Purahās interns are to help with the remapping project of Hyrule after the Upheaval. Linkās the only little man sturdy enough to WANT to be flung out of a modified human canon attached to a cable, I think. (Introducing part of the research team! We have Jerrin, a hylian-sheikah researcher; bilson, a rito bolson employee; and truckson, a tarry town goron.)
Want to see more of my TOTK AU where zelda doesnt go back in time? Check out this master post:
And my patreon if you wanna drop like two dollars for my sketchbook :0
#lonks diary#critdraws#familiar familiar au#botw#link#zelda#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#loz#tloz#totk#totk au#botw au#tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom au#breath of the wild#breath of the wild au#akkala#skyview tower#linktober 2024#linktober#botw link#totk link#botw zelda#totk zelda#loz comic#only link would want to load himself into a human cannon tbh#rito have fragile bones and purah has Strict Safety Measures#also yeah thatās jerrin#i think she deserves better beyond being miffed at robbies life choices
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bill and ford comic! ft. bill being his usual attention seeking self.
#i tried to make more geometry jokes but i couldnāt find a good angle on the situation#none of the jokes had the right degree of humor#they didnāt measure up#billford#the book of bill#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#grunkle ford#gravity falls fanart#book of bill comic#artists on tumblr
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people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesnāt even exist
#measuring the size of fandoms based on their goncharov index#this has been a useless text post you may now resume your normal programming#rote has a goncharov index of 0.63#for perspective ofmd has an index of 26.5#spn's is 360.8#the cosmere is 2.26 for a fantasy book comparison#i am very normal#post
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Behold, the truth.
#did you know that omega is shorter than Mario? Iām going to cry.#apparently mario is the only mario character with an official height#so people just use him as a measuring stick lol#(donāt make fun of me for not being able to draw the mario bros I tried my hardest š„ŗ)#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#mario and luigi#mario and sonic at the olympic games#mario bros#I donāt know like any of the Mario tags lol#my art
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Day 4: Bonding š š¦
#drastic measures needed for a drastic breakdown#hazbin hotel#radioapple#alastor#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#lucifer hazbin#lucifer morningstar#ā¦alastor tsundere?#WHO SAID THAT#Radioapple week
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post trick or treating activity
#i know halloween was over a week ago but#anyways this was actually inspired by me and my own childhood friends#i didnt like the dip but i loved the sticks#and most kids prefer the dip#so id always wind up splitting em with people#made danny go as frankenstein cuz of frankie dressing as him in that one official nick art#also i gave him the g3 shoes for good measure#dont have a solid reason as to why tucker went as phantom#just thought it was funny#danny phantom#my art#savant par#technically this is a completely platonic action#but yall know i gotta push my agenda regardless#tucker foley
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i hope all trans men with huge tits who want top surgery know that u are not wasting your boobs youāre sending them to heaven so they can be reincarnated onto a beautiful trans womanās chest <3
#posts i make while taking a shit#t4t nsft#t4t#trans#transmasc#t4t solidarity#queer#gay#transgender#trans nsft#ftm#t4t breeding#just for good measure
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need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#blood tw#ruporas art#love u when i get to cuddle u and love u when i get to feel ur blood soak into my hands#being this close to one another means the eternal suffering of trying to separate love and mission. love for one and love for humanity#i like to think of pre-vol8 vash as someone who struggles with his feelings for ww bc as equal and as trusted he is -#vash knows his responsibilities and he knows/expects ww wouldn't let him stray from it either. for that he can't take to any romantic incli#and i think itd make him view ww in a stricter non-personal way... If that makes ANY sense.#for ww - take someone who youv gotten close to and ended up liking more than you expected#someone who has a belief and follows it stubbornly - someone who'll get into more fights and trouble more than youv had your entire life#ww thinks of him as a monster but he knows theres a limit he himself can take - i feel like hes considered what might be the limit for vash#for Safety measures. just in case. yknow. whenever he himself might have to load the bullet < him hyping himself up as if he could do it#my point being that the thought of vash being dead crosses his mind more than he'd like. i think its a simultaneous dread drop in his stoma#for failure of the mission - but also an Ok? They can be killed? and also a disastrous gunning of his own heart. considering how much they#both live in their own heads some days are Just the worst ever for them in each others company. but also they lov each other :[ sooo much
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"Eddie was never gay". Eddie worked in the dispatch building and immediately got into a petty passive aggressive territory bitch fight with Josh, the other gay man in the team. Gay recognises gay <3
#the josh and eddie petty territory fight is hilarious#josh absolutely had his gaydar going OFF#gays fighting in the dispatch building#straights measure dicks queers measure sharp tongues#it is what it is#eddie diaz#911 abc#i want to see josh and eddie being besties actually#buddie#josh russo
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Still confused and haunted by the Monster Factory golf ethnicity grids
#there are odder scales on MF but none as inscrutable#what does this measure#what is Ethnicity 1 2 3 and 4 and who assigned them#monster factory
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