#Me: why not both?

[spiderkiss]

Had a moment of "God I'm sick of having boobs." and imagining talking to a doctor about cutting them off. Imagining that they would ask me how long have you wanted to get rid of your boobs?

And I just had to think about my answer of "since they appeared."

Like I have NEVER liked having boobs, especially big ones. They look ugly to me, they make me look bigger than I am, I have never been able to wear a button down shirt without the holes gaping to the point of needing to sew in clasps, or sew it shut, running became painful because boob bouncing HURT and I immediately took to only wearing sports bras because they strapped them down more.

It's amazing it took me So Long to realise that "woman" is not what I am.

[ofsilentthings]

sharing this bit of Astarion here for you Bloodborne folks to understand something.

Imagine if the only person who was ever kind to you in *centuries* was...Micolash.

Yeah.

Me too.

welcome to my brainrot.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[callonpeevesie]

I'm onto something I'm telling you

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[chloesimaginationthings]

Scott Cawthon’s version of FNAF security breach..

[reineydraws]

saw this quote off a v cute ushiten comic first haha check it out

i just drew them over a screenshot of hitsugibune from the back 'cuz i was lazy lol soz

[ninjasmudge]

thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

+ top panel without text below the cut

[knownoshamc]

proof that they were together in the past or... it could all mean nothing

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[twisting-in-wonderland]

why does he meow?

[belobogindustries]

PHAETHON

[lotus-pear]

if being cringefail losers was a crime these two idiots would get the life sentence

[vebokki]

i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates

[christakisbang]