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popculturebuffet · 4 months ago

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Next up for Nickelodeon era of shows, who is your favorite character from each of the early 2020s Nicktoons shows you've seen like: It's Pony, Glitch Techs, Kamp Koral, Rugrats 2021, The Patrick Star Show, The Middlemost Post, and Star Trek Prodigy? While the last batch had signs of it with The Casagrandes spin off and Pinky Malinky being on Netflix instead of Nickelodeon, this is when Nickelodeon really started to get heavier on Nicktoons based on the older IPs over original ones. This was also when they began premiering Nicktoons on streaming such as Netflix and Paramount Plus before the main Nickelodeon channel, likely with streaming getting more popular.

Okay to get this out of the way this time I haven't seen Glitch Techs (Heard it was good), enough of Middlemost post to properly talk about it, or Progidy, though I do want to see those last two. I also haven't seen shared between this and paramount+ show earthspark or the just release paramount+ show but counting it here since i talked about nick's other three tmnt shows, tales of the tmnt. By the last era we'd already cut the cord and most of these shows didn't last long enough or in progidy's case.. I've just procastinated. So i'll be throwing in two brucy bonuses to compensate.

Anywways

It's Pony: didn't see as much as i'd like, hope it's on plus, but I thought it had a nice cozy charm to it. Dont' raelly have a faviorite character but did want to mentoin it as it was quite good I just never had a chance to catch it.

Kamp Koral: Honestly Iike the fact the Sardines are a cabin.. larry may be close second as his fitness cabin is wholesome. But honestly.. .there isn't a lot here for me to grab onto despite having seen a LOT of this with my neice with watching her back when it first started. This show is meidocre at best which is disappointing as I LIKE a good summer camp set show (I'ts weird I never watched more of summer camp island with that in mind), or film, but this.. is just nothing. It has good ideas: the various other cabins, letting side characters like lady upturn, larry, kevin, or the sardines return or have a sizeable roll, and the retcons are at least given an explination (Sandy rewrote history). It's hampred both by the impressoin that this show happened quite ltierally over stephen hillenbergs dead body.. and just being mid as hell. The animation is cheap, as tmnt 2012 already proved nick COULD do a cgi show on a tv budget that looked really nice and would prove it again just a few years later. Without the expressivenes spongebob has in it's 2d form (something that sponge bout of water and the sandy cheeks movie were able to copy much better), this feels lifeless and it feels like they really didn't have a ton of ideas to do with this unique setting that hadn't been done before aside from the sardines episode. It's just kinda there at best. It's so boring.

Rugrats 2021: Hadn't seen this one either, still gets it's own entry as I tried part of the first episode.. but couldn't get into it. Not knocking the voice actors too hard, but It just never really caught on with me. We stan Betty being an out of the closet lesbian in this house and Susie getting upgraded to main cast, but it dosen't seem like there's anything I really want from this reboot not helped that I didn't appricate the original at the time, so why would I watch a version that was okay. Might watch it this holiday season for some reviews coming up but that's about it honestly. Still sucks it was removed from paramount +, hope they sell it to someone else instead same with something.. else we're going to get to

The Patrick Star Show: Squidina: she's adorbale, compliments pat well and while her inclusion is a retcon, honestly spongebob continuity is so paper thin it just dosen't matter. At this point how he met sandy has been changed entirely by time travel, patrick's had two sets of parents and another sister who dosent' exist. Making what I was shocked to find was an unrelated side character his nerdy adopted sister to make his show work better is fine by me. The first episodes were fine, just nothing really specail to me, but I heard the show did get better and do want to try it in this form as the soft reboot seemed to have worked and seems to be more in the spirit of the classic seasons while being i'ts own thing.

It's why while this show was also made over stephen hillbergs dead body, it feels less souless... Talented people did put genuine effort into saving it unlike Kamp Koral which is just.. there, and it seems to have worked. And honestly while I like a good camp story.. the patrick star show is the more unique concept. Kamp Koral is just "spongebob but a child at camp" . It COUDL work but it's hampred by using almost the entire same cast as the parent show.

In contrast while Spongebob, Sandy, and Squidward are also present here, their not the main focus. Patrick is. And while that honestly sounded like living in a living nightmare... in the pre revamp episodes it worked okay. Unlike planet sheen it's clear even in it's larval form, they got what made pat work as a character, so simply switched up the dynamics slightly: squidward is still annoyed by him, but the main foils instead the oft annoyed but far more patient with her big bro squidina. Spongebob and co are there.. but their there in support of patrick, flipping thingsj ust slightly enough and it makes sense his best friends would be there. It helps they have some really fun designs as teens. I love spongebob's slick backed hair and squidwards acne and shirt. Small changes on his and sandy's front but it' smore than kamp koral.. just making them smol and giving them outfits. So a show I honestly want to see more of as it geninely seems like it turned a corner. Could be wrong but evne then it's at least a worthy side dish to spongebob and feels less like digging up a corpse for money.

Big Nate: This one also DOES count in my eyes as it was reaired on the network, but is one I hope gets transfered somewhere. Faviorite is the boy himself, as they transitoined him well and ben giroux does a great job, though Gina as always as close. i've bene honest about loving comic strips before in this retrospective, and at the time this show aired big nate.. was fine. Stuck in a rut it's since got out of, but kinda stuck as some strips gets going through the motions and repeating gags that didn't work the first time.

Big Nate the cartoon... is a great adaptation in part because it takes some of the strips weaknesses and does away with them. Not all sadly as yelly outdated coach sterotype coach john and nate's stalker kim are kept for reasons I can't process. The former maybe, as he's useful for jokes and faculty plotlines, but the latter..

But for the most part it instead fixes a lot of aspects of the strip that didn't quite work anymore or needed a refresh: Nate's friends Teddy and Francis are more loyal and more resonable foils than "assholes who constantly insult him", with Francis in paticular being far less insufferable, instead being a truly fun friend group you root for. Gina is added from the jump and god bless them for it. I love that theater kid. (With Chad also there and pretty much a member of Team Awesome, as he should be). Nate's "hit on women like a jackass" tendnenices, while sadly relaistic to a 5th grader, are toned down, and his family gets more to do: Marty is still pathetic but it's not his oly schitck and dove cameron does a great job as his sister.

Overall the show was really good having a gorgeous peanuts movie style art style that matched the strip, it got the tone down right while adjusting it and while it wasn't always perfect I have a LOT of respect for it. Sadi it got screwed over. Hope it gets another chance

Fairly Odd Parnents: A New Wish : I need to watch more of this but... man is this good. Faviorite is Cosmo with Peri a close second as he was my faviorite in the og and that's still true as while he keeps the voice that can be mildy grating but is fine by me from the later seasons he's back to peak idiot and back to half a whohle idot.

After what I hear was a diaster with fairly odder, A New Wish is everything a revivial should be: it respects the original amazingly with TONS of callbacks I wasn't expecting thus far or have read about, and a premise that's so obvious i'm shocked it took this long to try it: Timmy's gone having moved on naturally at some point as the series constantly hinted would happen which is sad, as he looses his real parents, but means he's doing okay for himself as an adult instead, and we get Hazel instead, a new kid for a new decade. Hazel is the perfect foil too lacking Timmy's arrogance and selfishness , but still keeping the short sightness that comes when you give a child the power of a god. Hazel is a kind, wonderful little bean who like Timmy will often use her powers to help others, but due to the series having a heavier continuity, actually learns from her wishes.. it dosen't always work but it's nice that it's not a death loop of terrible mistkaes. Not saying that death loop wasn't funny, but it works better in this era

The show keeps the basic premise that works but weeds out the stuff that didn't: gone are the sadistic teachers (not saying those don't still exist but we've been there), and neglectful parents (the only one left is played dead seriously), kept is the magic hyjinks. It seems like the bulk of the cast from the original who'd make sense to show up (and i'm sure more could), do. The revamp of peri got a ton of buzz and rightfully so having him be the seemingly suave but really just very tired foil to both his own god kid and his parents is perfect, especially with wanda rest from the nag to half of a whole idiot and having the very plausable reason for him not having been around simply been them smothering him a bit much, which fits both perfectly. He dosen't hate them, he just wants to find his own way while honoring the family buisness.

As youc an tell by the several paragraphs.. I love a new wish. I hope it does well and gets to go on a while, the creators certainly have the ideas for it and frankly we could all use a little magic.

#it's pony #kamp koral #rugrats 2021 #the patrick star show #big nate #fop a new wish #a new wish

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tacittherapist · 5 months ago

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TT: Tell me if this is everything. You've betrayed and been betrayed; you're beaten, but not broken; you've learned everything except that which you need to know; and you're still grasping about for purpose. Is that all of it?

CA: wwhat the fuck are you talkin about CA: i havvent said a single wword to you yet CA: you literally just told me to sit dowwn here and started sayin that nonsense like you knoww me

TT: Oh, but I do, Eridan Ampora. I know you very well.

CA: alright usin my full name aint sellin the mystic seer shit as wwell as you think it is so can wwe drop the esoteric pretense an actually talk

TT: Fine. What's on your mind? Or, pan, I suppose.

CA: look it aint impressivve that you knoww alternian lingo

TT: Do you think I'm trying to impress you?

CA: yeah wwhat other reason could you havve for layin it on thick like this

TT: Have you considered the idea that I'm trying to set a more relatable tone by using terms familiar to you?

CA: wwhy wwould you do that

TT: Generally, therapists need to find a common thread with their patients. Otherwise, there's no connection and the therapy falls flat. How can one offer advice or empathy to a stranger without some modicum of shared experience?

CA: no wwonder youre all such blowwhards CA: psychiatractors in alternia wwould just scoop your pan right out of your skull an wwash out all the impurities

TT: I'm sorry, did you say 'psychia-tractors'?

CA: yeah from the wword psyche that means mind an tractor that means one wwho movves

TT: Understood. Continue.

CA: so you just bought the wwhole pan scoopin thing huh? no questions about howw they could possibly sevver the grey matter an somehoww wwash it all wwithout killin the person?

TT: I'm not here to question your long-dead culture. I'm here to help you examine your motives and behavior.

CA: ok wwell anywway CA: i dont evven knoww wwhy im botherin wwith this CA: seems like an huge wwaste a time

TT: You're dead, Eridan. You have all the time left in the universe.

CA: i knoww that you blitherin ninny i wwas talkin about howw you havve no real qualifications nor expertise

TT: As far as you know. But despite your presumptions, you remain stuck here, at least until the bubbles change. So why not try to make this dream a productive one?

CA: you dont mean productivve like t-

TT: I don't mean productive like that, thanks for asking.

CA: okay just makin sure CA: thanks for not chewwin me out for askin i guess CA: a lot of people seem to havve this misconception about me that wway

TT: I can't possibly imagine why.

CA: sigh wwell i guess if wwere really doin this CA: i didnt havve a lot a friends as a wwiggler...

TT: Let's pause. Could you speak to me in the second person, please?

CA: wwhat

TT: Second person perspective. Refer to yourself as 'you', as you narrate your story.

CA: thats so fuckin wweird but wwhatevver CA: you didnt havve many friends as a wwiggler...

#tacitTherapy: Eridan

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whousesheartsanyways · 2 years ago

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What do you think hunters favorite Taylor album would be? 👀👀

Woow. Such a great question! Actually, I have thought about this before.

Okay, so, I believe that for Hunter is impossible to actually pick ONE album as his favorite. He's an anxious person, and he switches from music preferences depending on how he feels, so I imagine it would be something like this:

When he wants to feel a little more like a teenager, he listens to 'Taylor Swift'. Singing 'Picture to burn' or 'You should've said no' to the top of his lungs is something that makes him feel strangely powerful. Plus, listening to 'Fifteen' makes him a little emotional.

For days when he wants to feel all badass, he probably listens to 'Reputation'. I can totally picture him playing shooter games and whenever he kills something, he goes "Ohh! Look what you make me do!" with a weird shoulder movement while shaking his head from side to side.

Cleaning days are always '1989' and 'Fearless' days. He does the dusting while dancing to 'Shake it off', or takes out the garbage walking backwards to 'You belong with me'. (Because then he goes back to the house at the beat of 'Ohh, I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night, I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're bout to cry -clap-clap'). However, he never listens to 'wildest dreams' if he knows he might get some company. He blushes too much at the song. That's the main reason why he only plays 'Lover' album at nights, after Gus is sleeping. 'Paper rings', 'Daylight', 'Cruel summer' and 'Lover' keep him daydreaming. It is too easy for him to imagine alternative universes in which he lives all those lyrics, always with the same person *wink wink*.

When he's starving happy stamina, he listens to 'Speak now'. He always leaves 'Mean' for the end, so he is full of himself when the 'but all you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life, and mean' part comes and he feels it deep in his heart.

Hunter definitely listens to 'Red (Taylor's version)' when feeling melancholic. The first time he watched the 'All too Well' video (15-minute version), he cried. Gus and Willow found him an hour later checking on Jake Gyllenhaal's Instagram. He also uses the 10-minute version as a timer when he needs to do things quickly. He loves to listen to this album when sewing because the songs are like little stories he can picture as movies in his head.

When 'Midnight' album came out, Hunter didn't sleep. He spent the whole night listening to it, deciding which songs were his favorites. Still unsure, but his top three are: 'You're on your own, kid', 'Anti-hero' and 'Mastermind' because 'no one wanted to play with me as a little kid, so I've been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless...' ... I don't think it's necessary to explain why he likes it so much. *Fun fact, once, he was helping Willow to remove some undergrowth from Camila's garden and tiny little flowers popped up from the dirt. She explained that from what she had read, it was uncommon for those to grow and live without help. He used the analogy of 'Snow on the beach' and she beamed at him. Since then, it is also one of his favorites.

Anywways, I do believe with all my heart that Hunter discovered Taylor in her pandemic era. Plus, he's an indie soul, so he fell for her music when twinnies 'Folklore' and 'Evermore' came out. And those are his comfort albums. He listens to both of them once a week. However, once, while he was answering a survey for a random guy at the supermarket, this question came. He thought about it for a couple of seconds, then replied 'Evermore'. Gus, who was with him at that time, asked him later why (knowing that his friend is a massive swiftie nerd). Hunter blushed, then looked aside and said "I guess I just like the line-up".

If anyone reading this doesn't know what I mean, I cordially invite you to check what's the name of the first song in the said album. Then, you can draw your conclusions and understand why Hunter thinks being a swiftie is part of his fate and why he does so fondly think about the album as one of the most beautiful things in the human realm.

#Okay I think I took too long for a simple question #but I love rambling #about Taylor #about Hunter #ask #Leey rambles #amazing mutuals #the owl house #Taylor Swift #Huntlow #Hunter toh #Willow x Hunter

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icharchivist · 12 days ago

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Veilguard Spoilers

I still haven't recovered about this.

The fact Solas still sent a message after ten years. that he still couldn't help but connect with the woman he loves. That he still calls her Vhenan, mister "i call things as i see them and know them to be". The fact he still begs for an understanding even if he can't even see her forgive him one day, despite everything.

And then the explanation of his POV of the Crestwood scene. Something we know because Trick Weekes talked about what was going on in Solas' mind then, but Solas opening up about it. after all his efforts to lie and cover the truth, now that his goal was to be reached, he had to tell her just how much he loved her, how much he almost gave up everything else, just for her.

And the fact he regrets the pain he caused her. My Ithena started crying when she broke up with him and like. I see Ithena as someone who smiles so bright, and around Solas she'd shine like thousands of suns. But after the break up her smiles would be very few and far between. She would struggle looking directly at Solas, having to swallow back her tears then, regularly just lowering her head to pass him by. She'd smile and laugh again thanks to friends (her companions would do their best there but Sera especially would constantly try to cheer her up) but there would always be a sadness in her eyes, like clouds have permanently shrouded the sun in her eyes. I think after years it went a bit better and all but right after the break up her heartbreak was written all over her face, it would have been impossible to ignore all the pain. And with how sad their whole reunion in Trespasser was... Like being able to see just how much in pain she is because of him... guha.

"What i feel for you will never change" GAAAAAAAAAH. HE LOVES HER SO MUCH.... Even now after TEN YEARS he still felt like he had to reassure her on how much he still loves her this is so insane to me.

tbh lately i've thought a lot about the whole reveals Rook learnt about Mythal and her relationship with Solas -- like,you know when you flirt with Solas that he had romances in the past, so it's not like him having an ex is out of the blue, but the amount of devotion, the thousands of years devoted to Mythal, then falling asleep avenging her, waking up and refusing to see the piece of her in the Crossroad, and then he meets the Inquisitor and may fall in love? I keep wondering how Ithena would take the news. having an ex is something, sure, but how do you compare to a thousand years old situationship that for Solas was just like yesterday? How can you imagine you matter when he's only been one year by your side? I feel this would fuck Ithena up personally and i imagined a lot lately how she'd be heartbroken seeing the Lighthouse and how she'd have to confront Solas about it, perhaps even more so than the world ending.

And it's like this... complex situation where she can't fault him for caring for Mythal either but she can't compare, can she? What is one year in the heart of an immortal just out of a thousands years situationship?

So him sending this message after i thought about that a lot and showing how he still cares for Ithena and reaches for her....

how in his Mythal flashbacks we learn he was basically begging Mythal to join him, holding out for her, waiting for her to come to him eventually... and now he can't ask Ithena to follow him, probably even more so because of how asking that of Mythal led to her death, but like, also because he knows he's taking a path of destruction and doesn't want her to suffer this... and yet he can't help still connect to her, he still can't help reaching out, even if it's not so she can join him but because he loves her that much he can't properly stay away

anywway this set my brain on fucking fire and im going to cry for hours i love Solas so much....

#ichablogging davg

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dirkspanelcollection · 9 months ago

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Every page Eridan Ampora is in. Part 2

for your march Eridan editing needs.

+ all his (side of) pesterlogs (for fun)

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CA: fef are you in

CA: that took forevver

CA: i wwas gettin wworried kinda

CA: man that guy

CA: hes a fuckin drama machine it is fuckin pathetic

CA: fuck SORRY

CA: yeah sorry

CA: i wwas just really wworried and stressed out i thought you wwere dead

CA: and i didnt evven get to thank you for savvin my life or really for anythin

CA: and i just spent all this time here wworryin and thinkin about stuff

CA: and i decided i havve something i wwant to tell you

CA: that ivve been meaning to get off my nub for a wwhile noww

CA: wwhoa really

CA: uh

CA: wwhat is it

CA: you go first

CA: yeah i knoww

CA: its ok maybe i wwill understand more than you think

CA: wwe might evven be sayin the same thing

CA: wwhoa

CA: wwait

CA: wwhat

CA: fuck

CA: this isnt what

CA: i dont knoww i wwasnt expectin this at all

CA: im not sure i can handle this

CA: no

CA: please dont

CA: look im bein serious here dont do this

CA: i wont even use my weird accent while i type ok so you know im bein really dead serious and honest about this

CA: ok good

CA: are you sure you arent bein hasty about this youve just been through a lot

CA: i mean we are supposed to be fated to be moirails arent we

CA: isnt that how it works

CA: you cant just throw all that away cause youre sick of me

CA: I DIDNT EVER NEED ANYONE TO LOOK AFTER ME

CA: i was totally fuckin fine my ambitions were noble

CA: and really none of your fuckin business QUITE FRANKLY your majesty

CA: and the only reason i put up with stickin my flipper in this fuckin shithole quadrant with you was

CA: nevermind

CA: ok fine

CA: i apologize for losin my shit over this i was just caught off guard is all

CA: but maybe its a good thing really

CA: actually i might a been proposin the same thing to be honest

CA: yeah

CA: fef have you thought about

CA: since you dont wanna be pale with me no more

CA: the possibility a some other type of arrangement with me

CA: i mean

CA: somethin a bit more

CA: kinda reddish

CA: like

CA: brighter red

CA: ok well what do you think about it

CA: now that youre thinkin about it

CA: why not i thought you said you liked me

CA: couldnt it be though

CA: dont you think theres room in your collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vascular system for those feelins

CA: oh god

CA: im the biggest fuckin idiot who ever lived

CA: i cant BELIEVE i just opened up to you like a chump when i knew what was comin

CA: i am one sad fuckin brinesucker

CA: overemotional sappy trash youre right im not better than anybody

CA: im worse than anybody

CA: EVERYBODY

CA: all the bodies CA: i cannot

CA: BELIEVE

CA: you are doin the fish pun thing while youre breakin up with me

CA: real nice

CA: whoops i mean REEL nice

CA: wwait

CA: dont go

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CA: gam i need to talk to kar wwhere is he he isnt answwerin

CA: i dont feel comfortable wwith that

CA: i havve some serious feelins and problems here and i need some advvice

CA: wwhy

CA: wwhat the fuck do you mean by that

CA: are you sayin hes dead

CA: oh fuck

CA: oh god fuck noww i feel like an asshole

CA: that is the wworst fuckin advvice

CA: wwhat an awwful thing a you to say

CA: MAGIC ISNT REAL STUPID STOP BELIEVVIN IN IT

CA: this is a lot a pointless fuckin rubbish and isnt no emotional help to him or me either for that matter

CA: put kar on

CA: i dont knoww

CA: it probably doesnt matter

CA: my feelins seem petty and meaninless noww

CA: she had better things to wworry about than my ovverwwrought bullshit

CA: like the dead guy wwho savved her

CA: so forget it thanks anywway

CA: wwhat the FUCK are you fuckin babblin about

CA: are you recommendin a bevverage to me or somethin

CA: is that wwhat this is

CA: i dont havve a fuckin faygo you stupid fuck wwhy wwould i keep that disgusting shit on hand

CA: oh

CA: oh god youre right i do

CA: i totally forgot about it

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FCA: hey sorry for bustin in on the memo but i cant get ahold of you youre not answwerin

FCA: gams advvice is fuckin useless all he told me wwas to enjoy a bevverage

FCA: i mean

FCA: its not evven that bad

FCA: its just soda but wwhatevver this isnt the point

FCA: i knoww i knoww

FCA: its just

FCA: i got a problem

FCA: wwith feferi

FCA: and im really kinda sittin here in bad shape about it emotionally speakin

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ERIDAN: wwhat a fuckin vvulgar display this is

ERIDAN: airin out all his dirty laundry like that puttin a big fuckin pile a horns in the middle of the room

ERIDAN: at least i got the upright basic decency to hide my shitty wand pile somewwhere in the lab you wwont find it dont evven bother lookin

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ERIDAN: hey ter can you go givve that four horned mustard blooded land licking sack of rubbish ovver there a message for me

ERIDAN: tell him to put his honey wwhere his mouth is and meet me outside for another duel

ERIDAN: swweet stinkin murder i am truly pathetic arent i

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ERIDAN: hey

ERIDAN: wwhats up

ERIDAN: yup

ERIDAN: god damn vvris wwhys it still got to be so flippin awwkwward like this come on

ERIDAN: wwe used to havve a good thing goin remember our campaigns

ERIDAN: that shit wwas epic wwhere are you evven goin to find a rivvalry like that

ERIDAN: oh as if im not so ovver it please spare me your disdain mindfang

ERIDAN: im wworkin on findin a neww rivvalry wwhichll make ours look like a kiddie game

ERIDAN: wwhich oh by the wway IT WWAS

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ERIDAN: fuck that fuckin wwitch bleww up my computer

ERIDAN: ok not literally the wwitch as in thats not literally her title or anythin

ERIDAN: the seer i guess

ERIDAN: fuckin lousy no good goddamn rotten seer

ERIDAN: shut yer spidertrap wwitch there are serious emotions happening ovver here

Pesterlog from page 2805

CA: wwho are you tryin to convvince wwith this ludicrous poppycock

CA: magic is NOT REAL

CA: wwhatevver youre doin its not real its somethin else outright entirely

CA: its fancy and impressivve and all but its not the fuckin figmental storybook claptrap you wwanna make out like it is

CA: so howw about you get off your high skyhorse

CA: youre not usin magic just DEAL WW IT

CA: ok i didnt say that

CA: i think you wwear the role pretty wwell wwhich is somethin i can appreciate

CA: theres a lot of showwmanship thats put in to comin off as a diabolical sort

CA: wwell fine you dont havve to behavve vvillainous if youre bent up on actin against the grain a your nobility or somesuch

CA: i can play that role its not like i evver didnt get my gils dirty before

CA: wwell arent you

CA: the wway you

CA: ok

CA: i had a misconclusion about that so my fault

CA: obvviously you got rich blood so maybe when you crash landed you wwerent recognized for it by wwhatevver vvehicle upholds the class structure in human society

CA: must of been fuckin brutal raisin up a commonblood wwhen you knew you wwere better than evverybody and its probably got you all messed up inside but maybe theres hope for you

CA: see i got a lot a experience bein nobility so ill let you knoww if you got a shot in hell at cuttin it pinkscarf

CA: fakemage pinkscarf howw does that sound

CA: see this is good i think this could be a good thing

CA: this thing wwe got goin

CA: you obvviously hate me and i think i got it in me to get the dark propensities smolderin

CA: and wwere both obvviously dangerous elites in nature

CA: i think theres somethin there i mean look at howw you evven came into the wworld

CA: killed a fuckin fuck ton of marine life accidental

CA: doin thats all i evver done practically the ocean wwas my killin cauldron

CA: hahahahaha see youre good wwith fish puns too i got so many a those you havve no idea

CA: i just think theres a fate thing here

CA: i mean i dont mean to strike you as too forwwardsuch but are you seein wwhere im goin wwith this

CA: look i understand you dont understand that kind of thing in your culture i get that

CA: but maybe i could teach you to get it

CA: yeah and in return maybe you could teach me howw to bullshit magic like that

CA: yes teach me your secrets wwitch

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caligulasAquarium's [CA'S] computer exploded.

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CA: noww that youre done makin all that pointless rubbish

CA: ivve got somethin wway more wworth your wwhile

CA: that couldvve been anyone

CA: lets not get distracted by your sad league of suitors and their flushed desperations

CA: im offerin you the edge here

CA: in your rivvalry wwith the other female

CA: wwevve got the same abstratus

CA: and i dont need this thing anymore

CA: since i became more powwerful than you could evver imagine as a mighty wwizard of wwhite science

CA: so you might as wwell take it and settle your score wwith that awwful wwitch

CA: yeah ok the seer then if you wwant to be dealin wwith technicalities

CA: oh

CA: wwell fuck

CA: suppose i wwas guessin it wwas natural to presume somesuch relation like that betwween the twwo a you

CA: oh i see so she shared her "magic secrets" wwith you then

CA: its probably a trap i wwouldnt trust her

CA: she is a cunnin and treacherous sort trust me i knoww her type

CA: you are slingin around such a bloody mess of slander wwith these accusations

CA: you wwouldnt understand anywway

CA: its already been painfully established you people cant get your shalloww think pans under the majesty of our quadrants

CA: if you must knoww things betwween us wwere gettin pretty bellicose and im pretty sure she wwas wwaxin as obsidian for me as a human got it in em to do

CA: and if not for the interdimensional divvide keepin us apart

honestly i dont doubt our rivvalry could be brewwin outright pitch

CA: but the thing is i need a rivval wwho can pose me a challenge

CA: and frankly shes not evven fit for holdin my cape anymore

CA: at this point i find all her adorable black pixie dabblins to be prime kiddie playtime shit

CA: all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES

CA: an wwith my empiricists wwand i servve as the righteous hope that wwill incinerate delusion and the deluded alike

CA: my holy fire is the wwhite fury bled from the wwrath-wweary eyes of fifty thousand nonfictional angels

CA: and wwhen theyre finished wweepin they wwill boww before their prince

CA: so really you should be honored to inherit my old callin

CA: both my armaments and my feud

CA: itll be wwitch against wwitch

CA: a real one vvs an impostor

CA: faker one dies

CA: oh wwill you just take the fuckin gun already

CA: its a wway more powwerful wweapon than any of that crap you made

CA: its a legendary relic wwithout equal

CA: youre bein needlessly fuckin stubborn about this im doin you a fuckin favvor here

CA: if you accept it this is the last ill evver be botherin you about anythin ok

CA: FFFFFFWW

CA: thats the code

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CA: howws that possible

CA: its a one of a kind wweapon plundered from an alternian ghost ship

CA: probably a cheap imitation of the original

CA: uh

CA: kind of like that one there is

CA: so theres your answwer stable loops ahoy

CA: noww enjoy the utter fuckin domination it affords

CA: wwhos that

CA: wwhy

CA: wwhat the fuck is a grandson

CA: is that some kind of pervverse human familial thing

CA: nevvermind then your procreational biologistics make my fins curl in distaste

CA: settle dowwn jade youre radically underestimatin the amount of shit i dont givve about this

CA: ill havve you knoww this is the last time im plannin on talkin to any human

CA: i got bigger ships to sink and soon wwhen im good and ready me and my luminous fuckin science stick havve got a date wwith jack noir

CA: AND NO NOT THAT KIND OF DATE GIVVE ME A LITTLE FUCKIN CREDIT

CA: wwhys this matter so hush hush anywway

CA: wwell maybe he didnt wwanna disrupt wwhatevver disgustin sequence of evvents wwas responsible for his spawwnin in the first place

CA: ok i think im startin to feel ill talkin about things makin me fathom pink wwigglers comin out a your owwn personal torso

CA: so change a fuckin subject

CA: that gun i just gavve you is somethin of a hatchright to the kid

CA: happy i could play a role in your dirty stinkin lineage

CA: no wwe dont knoww our direct forebears and im pretty sure any attempt to seek out or evven inquire about the supplier of your genes wwould be a fine wway to get yourself killed

CA: but wwevve got our lore and it says wwe all got indivvidual ancestors wwho contribute to most of our genes abovve and beyond wwhat the grubs slurry does

CA: oh shut up

CA: anywway a lot of us believve wwere meant to trace the footsteps of those ancestors evven though wwe can nevver knoww em

CA: and on that journey wwe can come across belongings they once had cause wwe wwere hatched to find em and finish their wwork

CA: i kinda think thats wwhy i found the gun in the first place

CA: but noww im forsakin it because fuck i just found a better destiny than my old crappy one wwhich i nevver got any appreciation for anywway

CA: wwhat do you mean

CA: aww man come on

CA: god damn it

CA: its like you people go out of your wway to think a howw to disrespect me

CA: fine fuck it wwhat do i care

CA: this has been a completely flippin useless exchange as havve they all been wwith your species

CA: and for the record

CA: evven though i said that stuff about bein fated to find my gun

CA: fate isnt real

CA: its a lot of FAKE FUCKIN HORSEFEATHERS

CA: noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth purity nonfakeness hope and abovve all SCIENCE

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CA: kan make her talk to me do somethin

CA: your no good connivvin fuckin backstabbin girl crush thats wwho

CA: pshhhhhh that is a fuckin laugh and you knoww it evveryone does

CA: so help me out tell her to talk to me i think she blocked me you got to CA: wwhatEVVER you are so the vvillage twwo wwheel devvice wwhen it comes to auspisticing

CA: you cant let a grudge go by you wwont stick your busy stem betwwixt so get wwith the program fussyfangs

CA: wwho givves a shit wwhy she blocked me or about my fuckin manners come on youvve got a wway wwith her

CA: i figure if youre going to auspisticize any twwo brinesuckers wwho sneer at each other a funny wway you might as wwell make it official and be ours right

CA: she made me somethin per a prior arrangement

CA: she wwill delivver it wwhen wwe meet in this game but i dont knoww wwhat the logistics are yet

CA: im tryin to connoiter wwith her here but shes blowwin me off again fickle dirtscrapin landhag

CA: kan stupid wwhat do you think its a fuckin gizmo to bloww up the wworld or somethin

CA: ok wwell not that obvviously

CA: but somethin thatll kill all land dwwellers wwhat else wwould i be after

CA: wwell

CA: im not goin to vvery wwell kill you am i that wwould be fuckin unconscionable

CA: wwhat kind of friend wwould i be

CA: yeah go ahead and kiss us off but therell be blood on your hands

CA: you could either play along as our auspistice and do a little mediating like you wwere fuckin hatched to

CA: or wwatch she and me devvolvve into fuckin full fledged kismesisses the kind like you dont get once in ten thousand swweeps

CA: you knoww thats wwhat it wwould be there wwould be rainboww rivvers runnin through star systems and all nebulizin like liquid firewworks

CA: it wwill be beautiful and heartbreaking all at once

CA: you should read up on your history instead of poring through that godawwfull sunny rubbish

CA: yeah it does its important sorry but the fate of the race and purity of the bloodline is important excuse me for being concerned

CA: huh

CA: wwell ok

CA: ordinarily id call bullshit on terrible stinkin bs like that but i knoww you dont really lie about stuff

CA: unless its to yourself

CA: but thats wwhy i bother evven talking to you i wwouldnt evven be here SAYIN any of this otherwwise

CA: so did your clouds tell you that

CA: i got clouds and they dont tell me SHIT they hide nothin but misfortune and monstrosities

CA: fuckin pain in the ass fuckin clouds

CA: so howw do you knoww then

CA: ok wwell you are jacked tight the fuck into this thing in so many wways i dont knoww wwhat to say anymore

CA: wwhatevver wwe wwill just play and find out i guess

CA: so can you tell her to talk to me anywway

CA: god dammit

CA: she and me are teammates wwevve got to havve a powwwwoww or SOMETHING

CA: fuck

CA: fine i get it ill step off

CA: you dont wwant to be our auspistice cause you dont wwant to get locked into that sort of relation wwith her i can respect that

CA: yeah it is your real feelins run pretty awwful RUDDY methinks evverybody knowws it

CA: especially that assblood karkat he and me havve you so pegged about that its upright silly

CA: but its cool its totally fine dont wworry ill leavve you alone and givve you a shot

CA: wwhat

CA: wwhoa wwait wwho

CA: ok wwait did she talk to you today

CA: wwhat did she say

CA: or glub or wwhatevver

CA: WWWWHAT

CA: wwait

CA: did she actually say that

CA: in confidence

CA: can you copy exactly wwhat she said

CA: this is bullshit youre bee essing me in some wway awwful

CA: you dont lie but you do tease and ill tranfuse my kickass royal blood out wwith incontinent musclebeast discharge if i wwont knoww wwhen im gettin hooked

CA: awwww fuck

CA: see im tellin you

CA: you got to play your cards right CA: if youre not savvvvy about howw you define yourself to peopleCA: you can just splash into the moirail zone before you knoww wwhich wways upwwardCA: kan its hard

CA: being a kid and growwing up

CA: its hard and nobody understands

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CA: fef

CA: hey

CA: glub

CA: yeah

CA: hm

CA: wwhat

CA: nothins on my mind wwhy cant i just fuckin talk and glub at you for a reason i dont havve

CA: wwell fine but you dont wwant to hear it CA: uhuh wwhatevverCA: yeah wwell ok since wwe are the PALEST OF PALS A GUY COULD EVVER ASK FOR

CA: i wwill tell you

CA: evven though you wwill only humor me as usual since you dont agree wwith my agenda

CA: any of my agendas really

CA: none of the agendas

CA: none of them

CA: see

CA: more condescension

CA: you are goin to make a hell of an empress

CA: so

CA: i got to keep tryin thats howw all the great military masterminds became great through upright persevverance

CA: it isnt wwrong

CA: im not going to explain it to you again

CA: at this point all you need to knoww is its important to me

CA: and im doing it for us

CA: i mean our kind

CA: nobody understands not evven you

CA: pshh

CA: hemospectrum begs to differ

CA: wwhatevver

CA: i havve to keep an eye on em up here

CA: its all about tactics

CA: history is full of cases wwhere conquerers consort wwith members of the enemy in a mannerly wway before wwipin them out CA: evven goin as far as growwin fond a some

CA: its only civvilized

CA: all your feelins are fishy

CA: GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB

CA: ill glub in wwhatevver dumbass bubbly soundin fishnoise i wwant to glub

CA: ok please lets just not get into the wwhole fuckin fish pun thing again ok

CA: like wwe get it wwe are nautically themed

CA: but yeah i dunno

CA: i dont knoww wwhy she ignores me i guess shes just bored wwith me

CA: wwe had it all set up for her to givve me this thing tonight that probably doesnt evven wwork but yeah maybe that wwasnt the point

CA: i mean you think wwe havve a pretty good rivvalry goin right

CA: or at least had

CA: it wwas pretty fuckin bitter and contentious for a wwhile there and there wwas some good chemistry i dont knoww wwhat happened

CA: it doesnt matter like i said shes bored shitless

CA: i guess im not as good a advversary as i thought

CA: ehhh

CA: wwell ok thanks for sayin so

CA: shrug

CA: maybe

CA: seems kinda

CA: odd though

CA: wwell those are my stupid feelins wwhat about yours

CA: seems to me like you get along too wwell wwith evverybody to be harborin any black sentiments

CA: yeah

CA: oh god

CA: uh

CA: ok fef

CA: this is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS

CA: i gotta go

CA: be back later wwhen its time to play

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#dirkspanelcollection #homestuck panel #homestuck panels #homestuck #eridan ampora

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lmhwanwoong · 7 years ago

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★ STAR BRIGHT callback audition ★

KT Entertainment building || Park Jinwoo Rap: Nosedive || Dynamic Duo x Chen || 0:20-0:50 Dance: Collapse || Eminem (Esentrik Remix) || 0:10-0:38

Impossible was one way to say it, but it obviously didn’t apply to the actual facts of the current situation. Incomprehensible was a much more tangible and sensible word to use.

How someone had looked at what Jinwoo perceived to be his mess of an audition tape and especially the form preceding it was a mystery to him -- now that he thought back on it, hadn’t he in his desperation to make himself seem like he was worth more than he actually was added the most random special talents to make up for the fact that he practically had none? Why, honestly, why on earth had he listed his ability to sleep anywhere and at any time as a talent? What KT had seen in him and his idiocy, he wasn’t sure, but there had to be something, he supposed, and this time he was determined to not screw up even further.

Although he had listed NOVA as his dream company, maybe even found salvation and motivation in the poster from the company, when it came down to it, it didn’t really matter. The only thing he was vehemently determined on was that Triple Crown was not the company he would audition for, maybe out of a stubborn sense of pride to not follow the same path as the one who had inspired him to aim to become an idol in the first place. But if push came to shove and TRC had truly called him in for a further audition, who was he to deny it? He was small and insignificant and didn’t have the right to pick and choose as he pleased. He didn’t possess the talent that allowed him such arrogance. In the first place he had never even anticipated to make it past the first round, and some regrets of his actions in the past week were starting to form within him. But what could he do? He wouldn’t be able to face that person if he tried and screwed up. It was better that he didn’t know.

It was the first time he had ever been this close, and for some reason the KT building seemed so overwhelmingly big and imposing, and it felt almost terrifying to enter it.

Of all the things he expected to face on this day, certainly it wasn’t an awkwardness quite on par with this one. It only took a single glance to locate him, and although Jinwoo was at first surprised, he supposed it was always a possibility. He knew he fucked up. Big time. By god did he know. When Minhyuk’s eyes located him as well, he simply froze in his spot, uncertain of what to do; should he put up his usual carefree personality and go over to sit with the other? Pretend like nothing had happened? Or should he apologise for not telling the truth? Unfortunately a decision was made for him, the moment Minhyuk turned away his head, he knew that the other didn’t want him to approach. Despite how nervous he had just been, how the lyrics he had prepared had been filling his mind, how his dance steps were running on repeat within his mind’s theatre, for a second all of that came to a halt, and there was only one thing he could think of: Minjyuk was mad at him. And rightfully so. Jinwoo could do nothing but lower his head and seat himself in a chair some way off his friend, if he even had the right to call himself with such terms anymore.

But now wasn’t the time to think about that. As much as he wanted to simply go over and apologise, say that he had been an idiot, acknowledge that he should have been honest and just said that he went as well, he had no time to think about Minhyuk and no time to worry about the other either. His feet were hurting, his whole body in fact was aching, and he had to put a band-aid on the blister that had formed on his heel after he had invaded the dance school in the past couple of days. But if anything would have to pull this one home, it was his dance. He couldn’t rely on his rap to be anything but the opening course.

When his name was called, Jinwoo couldn’t really tell if his heart stood still or was beating with double its usual pace. It felt as though his awareness had left his body as he stepped through the doors, eyes yet again locking on his dance school friend, but this time purely subconsciously. His body felt stiff as he walked into the middle of the room and faced the crowd, a much larger one than he had anticipated, and a face he knew to be Katie Lee herself. FIrst thing first, he bowed two times, one left and one right, and then a third one straight at the company CEO. If he did this exactly as he had rehearsed, it would be all fine. He had to do this.

“My name is Park Jinwoo,” he introduced himself although they were most certainly already more than aware of his name by now. This time he couldn’t just be dismissed as one application amongst many, barely capable of standing out, because bar himself and Minhyuk he had only noticed four other people seated in or entering the room. But nonetheless it would be outright rude to not face not only his seniors in life, but also people of such a position without even bothering to inform them of his name. “I’m very thankful to have been called in today.” Perhaps a bit stiff and maybe too formal his words were, but they were truly how he felt. Until now he had solely been words, but now it was actually time to show them what he was made of, prove to them why they had made the right decision in picking him for a callback audition.

Was it the right decision? He couldn’t tell for certain, but he had to believe in it for now. The fact that KT Entertainment were known for having more focus on singing over rapping made him question why they had shown interest in someone like him who had explicitly made it clear that he couldn’t sing, as was it extremely nerve wrecking to have the people behind masterful dancers such as LC9 judge him, but he had to believe in them, and first and foremost in himself. “Since I was talking about both my rap and my dance in my interview, those are the two skills I will show you today. My teacher choreographed this dance especially for me over the past couple of months, and I will be showing a bit of it.”

He already knew the fact that it wasn’t his own work would probably count below other more creative dancers, but Jinwoo only really did in freestyle, and he greatly feared that if he went in without a plan, his mind would shut down and he would be standing there without anything to show. This was for the better. Connecting his portable speakers to his phone, he started the mix he had created especially for the occasion, precisely timed one minute with the silent shift he had edited in between the two songs to make the switch seem more natural and give him time to catch his breath again.

As the first few tunes of Nosedive began playing, he let out his voice for the bit he had carefully chosen. If anything, Jinwoo picked the songs he practised from their lyrics, and this small bit was the very part of the song that spoke to him the most. He firmly believed that the best performance was given with lyrics you truly believed in. With how sore his throat had been this morning when he woke up, he felt really confident in how smoothly the words came out. It was a slow beat that he had picked to calm down his nerves before the shift to the much more fast paced dance break took over.

“I don’t wanna break down Should I just endure and disappear? It’s the price of holding it all in”

Pouring his heart into the lyrics, Jinwoo exhaled and let the two second silence take over, keeping his eyes locked on the floor and his body still and relaxed. Shortly after the powerful sounds of Eminem’s voice remixed made their way into the room, and the dancer in him took over with his powerful movements to dominate the room. He was nervous. He was nervous as hell. But when it truly came down to it, it wasn’t the first time he had stood before an audience and a panel that would judge him, far from. Let it be KT or any random dance competition: no matter who, he was going to show them all that Park Jinwoo existed in this time and place.

At this very moment, he was himself, and not just one random individual flowing in the stream of the masses. He existed.

As the beat marked the end of his segment and the speakers went quiet, Jinwoo’s chest rose a couple of times in controlled breathing as he took a moment to gather himself. A dance routine of around 30 seconds was not going to be enough to sent him into disarray no matter how powerful, but he still couldn’t help but feel overwhelmed by everything. But as long as he was in here, he couldn’t show his concern and insecurity. With another bow he finished off the segment they had allowed him, one single minute having felt like an eternity while it lasted, but now that it was over, it had passed in nothing but the blink of an eye. Time perception was a scary thing.

“Thank you for having me today.”

#17starbright2 #ch: Solo #rkrocky #Me @ me: you don't need to write so much #Me @ me: how about I do it anywway #I'm sorry for this mess

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dav3katz · 3 years ago

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How about some headcanons with a gender neutral s/o that’s moirails with Eridan? Extra points with the two having witty banter and platonic teasing. Tysm in advance!!

I absolutely love moirail hcs thank you for this ask 😈

Eridan Moirail hcs

- Let’s get one thing out of the way before anything else, eridan has probably felt red for you at a point in time, or thought he has, and as a result has at a point in time flirted with you. Most likely before you guys went pale, since I don’t think he’d wanna go through what he went through with Fef again, and would have a better understanding on friendship to understand that he didn’t wanna ruin what you had, or has come to the understanding he doesn’t even like you and he just feels a kinship towards you.

- but all that shit aside !

- eridan is a good moirail.. or as good as he can be.. he’s learned from his experience with Fef, and since no redder feelings are there, he’s much.. better

- like he opens up to you a lot about his issues, so long as you don’t harp on him for it too much. He won’t wanna tell you things if you tell him how bad certain things he’s doing are. It’s best to just suggest to maybe not .. try to do that and maybe he’ll listen

- but yea! Vents to you a lot.. a little too much in solluxs opinion, but why does his opinion matter?

- eridan loves gossiping with you. Tends to gossip more about sollux though to be fair

- likes doing your hair, makeup, nails, stuff like that. If you’re comfortable anywways (haha)

- he won’t let you touch his hair though it takes forever to do, he gets so grumpy when you mess it up. You can do his makeup and nails though

- we all know he’s got that huge clothing selection, he’s rich as shit. You’re the only person that’s allowed to wear anything of his

- but he’s all like “no that wouldn’t suit you try this instead”

- if you like dresses, you get to wear the nicest ones

- eridan is like so good if you’re trans because he has such good outfits to make your gender feel sexy

- buys you a lot of things! Even if you tell him it’s fine, he insists. He’s royalty, he should take advantage of that.

- constantly pestering you, whether it’s cause he needs to vent or just wants to talk to you

- if you ever form a relationship.. it will certainly be interesting especially depending on who you get with considering his relationship with any other fucking character in homestuck but hey

- I think he’d generally be like accepting . Like . You being in a relationship? Big deal that’s a normal part of any persons life but as your moirail he’s gonna make sure this person is good for you

- like even ignoring the blood caste bullshit, he needs to know they’re good for you

- If they happen to be a filthy low blood or human be may complain about that but he doesn’t have a genuine issue ? (Disregarding the fact you may be a low blood or human because you are the only exception to his shit rules that he doesn’t even believe in)

- but god forbid if it’s sollux because oh my lord that is just horrendous

- but even if not sollux has to serious ask how I’m the hell you tolerate him still like, even Fef is confused about it and sollux can barely understand how Fef ever tolerated eridan

- “eridan can be a good person!” “Yeah riight that2 liike me 2ayiing EDP445 ii2nt a pedo” “oh you did not just go there!!” “Oh ye2 ii diid”

- but eridan is also kinda protective ok in the romantic aspect! Very much so.. he believes his moirail deserves only the very best

- but he’ll cool it if you really want him to lmao

- buys you like jewelry if you like that sorta thing

- his protective nature towards you runs deep, in fact if we’re talking story wise in the actual comic he may have killed fef and sollux if he felt they were a danger to you

- brings you up in convos a lot, like little things just remind you of him

- but also kinda scolds you like a mom for dating people he doesn’t like . “You can do so much better seriously”

- has you wear his cape as a form of comfort

- like he’s not the best at comfort but he tries, he listens to you vent and he offers advice but it’s not the best advice ever. He makes up for it with the awkward pat on the back

- he’s so awkward with physical affection but also craves it so he asks you awkwardly to hug him lol

- but you two would absolutely tease eachother, bringing back the romance aspect I can see him teasing you for your crushes and just being like “yeah it’s embarrassing howw bad your crushes are, like I swwear evverytime you talk about a neww one i think, ‘holy shit it can’t get wworse than this’ and then it does”

- it’s ok just make fun of his crush on fef

#eridan x reader #eridan ampora x reader #hs x reader #homestuck x reader

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ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> E%cuse me, you there

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Unsavory concoction of royalty and peasantry

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶��--> Come grope my humongous biceps

ERISOLSPRITE: no bloody wway.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Yes, do it

ERISOLSPRITE: equiiu2 wwhy are you actiin liike 2uch a bulge2niiffiin twwolbox wwhat the hell happened twwo you?

ERISOLSPRITE: and wwhy are you wweariin that guy2 lame gla22e2. take tho2e off evven you had more 2tyle than that.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Alright, no takers there I see. Only a pair of grotesque philistines blustering through the same coarse ignorance tunnel

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> What about you, miss unpalatable combination of Feferi and

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> And

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Oh

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Oh no

ERISOLSPRITE: wwhat.

FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 38o

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Dirk

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Dirk, help, I'm having a problem

DIRK: What??

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> A part of me is having a very STRONG emotional reaction which I don't like

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> It's a part of myself I'm ashamed of

DIRK: What part.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> The troll part. It did something shameful once

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I do not find such emotions to be an acceptable feature of my new e%istence

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> How can I make this feeling go away

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Dirk, I command you to instruct me how to eliminate these emotions

DIRK: Can't help you bro!

DIRK: This is what you asked for. You said you were scared to not exist.

DIRK: Well, this is what it's like to keep on existing. Better figure out how to deal!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> No. That's awful

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I don't know what to do

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> With all of my astounding STRENGTH, both muscular and cerebral, how can I be stymied so?

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Dying was better than having to live with the shame which was ironically caused by the very death in question

ERISOLSPRITE: equiiu2 wwhat the FUCK are you talkiing about.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> You, seadwelling mustard b100d

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Half of me commands the peasant half of you to resolve my emotional turmoil, while humbly requesting the noble half of you to do the same

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> The other half of me doesn't give a flying hoot about your lame caste bullshit and is just kind of freaking out internally about this

ERISOLSPRITE: ehehehe wwoww zahhak you miight actually be more a me22 than me, ii am fuckiin iimpre22ed.

ERISOLSPRITE: but yeah talkiin iit out wwhen you got aiim2 a reconciiliiatiion help2, me and the feferii 2iide a thii2 abomiinatiion had a niice talk earliier, 2orta.

ERISOLSPRITE: 2ay wwhat you got twwo 2ay, ju2t dont me22 wwiith the feferii part2 twwo much ok man? 2he2 vvery dear to me, ii mean both part2 a me got iit?

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> You're right, I must speak to her

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Nepeta, I swore that I would protect you, but I failed

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> In a moment of weakness my reverence for a superior got the better of me, and instead of standing up for you I decided to bow before a stupid fucking juggalo or something? What?

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Wait, I actually did that? What the fresh nickering hell is WRONG with me?

FEFETASPRITE: 38(( < 38\

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I am not a perfect man, Nepeta. Nor am I "purrfect" as you might say. What the fudge? A cat pun? Let's pull our shit together dude, this emotional state is mad abysmal

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> But in any case, I hope you can find it within your kind olive pump biscuit to... forgive...

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> NO!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> GOSH DANGIT! I don't deserve to be forgiven, what am I saying! The shit I pulled on you was so bad... I just can't even...

ERISOLSPRITE: hey can you maybe wwrap up thii2 p2ychotiic apology you wwretched freak. wwoww youre actually makiin me look liike the model a mental health.

ERISOLSPRITE: anywway youre confu2iin the feferii 2iide of her wwiith your wweiird emotiional baggage.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Allow me to finish, sir/peon

ERISOLSPRITE: feferii try not twwo lii2ten twwo anythiin he 2ay2.

ERISOLSPRITE: youvve had enough heartache twwo endure wwiithout lumpiing iin nepeta2 twwii2ted relatiion2hiip wwiith thii2 hor2ekii22iin mu2clefuck.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Nepeta, you will disregard any conversation directed at Feferi and focus solely on my attempted statements of contrition

ERISOLSPRITE: man wwhat riight do you havve to order nepeta to do ANYTHIN, let alone lii2ten to your confliicted wwhiiniing?

ERISOLSPRITE: heheh, fef can you BELIIEVVE thii2 guy??

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Do not address Feferi while I'm talking Nepeta

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> It's confusing to Nepeta, who is critical in absolving me of guilt, even though I probably don't deserve it?

ERISOLSPRITE: fuck your ab2olutiion ii take back my advviice.

ERISOLSPRITE: 2top talkiin twwo nepeta and LEAVVE FEFERII ALONE.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> No

ERISOLSPRITE: ye2.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> No

ERISOLSPRITE: ye2.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> No

ERISOLSPRITE: augh im not doin your dumba22 ye2/no 2hit!!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Then leave us, for I and my morail have much to discuss

ERISOLSPRITE: no you fliippiin DONT, thii2 conver2atiion ii2 over.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Yes I do

ERISOLSPRITE: no you dont.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Yes

ERISOLSPRITE: no.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Yes

ERISOLSPRITE: NO.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Yes

ERISOLSPRITE: NO THII2 HA2 TWWO 2TOP!! CANT YOU 2EE WWERE TEARIIN FEFETA APART??

Jane Crocker, Jake English, Roxy Lalonde, Dirk Strider, Arquiusprite, Erisolsprite, Fefetasprite

Act 6, page 5747-5759

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Mister bro, listen to my advice

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I think you should just go for it

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> This is coming not only from your mystical guide, not only from an alternate version of yourself, but from a dude with a fucking spectacular body

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> We both know you're never going to be happy under ordinary circumstances

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> You just do not have the right kind of think pan to sustain that emotion

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> 100k at me. I needed to merge a sweaty guy who loves horses in order to be happy

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Gosh damned horses Dirk

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I think about them all the time while I fle% and it makes me smile

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> It seems that similarly e%treme measures will be needed for you as well

DIRK: Oh whatever.

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> You there. Small servant with the umbrella

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Fetch me a towel at once

#erisolsprite #fefetasprite #page 5759

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frogboyandzombieface · 3 years ago

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okay tough guy, you think you can get me every time? bet. 1-30 for the asks <33 >:3

YOOOUUU!!!!! BENNIEEEE 😭😭😭😭💖💘💕💞💘💓💘💞💕💘🥰i love u so much i aDORE you

1. what song makes you feel better?

hmmm uhh probably lemon demon songs cuz like they are so fun and nonsensical and it sorta startles me into feeling happier JHKFDJKHF like mask of my own face i LOVE IT. or deep swim by windows 96 its a very chill song good to help come down from dissociation or panic attacks

2. what’s your feel-good movie?

coraline all the way LMAO i just love it. or tbh the IT movies cuz i just love the little kids!!!!

3. what’s your favourite candle scent?

IDK i love like nearly all the scents theyre so good but ujhmm uuhhh pears 😳😳i actually do adore french pears, i have a lot of stuff to make candles and every time i make candles i cant resist using french pear as a scent lolol

4. what flower would you like to be given?

as i told u before i Luv bottlebrushes and waratahs like 😳😳omfg but i actually do love lilies too or crane flowers !! they look like birds !! i fucking love crane flowers fhjjhfjkhfg

5. who do you feel most you around?

you <3333 BUT for ppl irl definitely my best friend who ive known since i was a baby and my cousin we’ve been a trio for ages i love em fjhkgjkhg theyre the only friends that ever stuck with me lol. anywWAYS ima stop myself from oversharing lol

6. say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

GAH u sneaky little bugger... okay i will try

1. i rly like my eyes hfdjhkfdjkh

2. i actually dont mind my legs that much i like em!

3. i rly like my eyebrows fjhkgfhjgf

4. uuuhh i like my puzzle skills (like puzzle games and jigsaws etc)

5. fuck the non physical is so hard uh,MM?? its scaring me that its so hard lol but i like the way im willing to make friends with all different ppl

6. i like my passion for plants and animals ig hfhhg

7. what colour brings you peace?

GREEEN !!!!1 i fucking LO V E green at the moment like my favs change sometimes for colours but i love green its such a nice calming colour and plants are green so :))))

8. tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good.

OHHH i wonder WHO to tag wow this is SO hard i have absolutely no idea who to tag for this................................................ @cinnachee (duh) BUT ALSO !!! @yearning-and-arson @autistic-ace-bee @lifewasawillowtv @zombiewheeler @iinkycat and literally ALL my mutuals and followers ily all <33333

9. what calms you down?

ummm music, podcasts, having a fan running (usually in summer tho) someone telling me a random story for distraction, playing maybe a game of sudoku (i luv sudoku i actually play it a lot) i guess are some things fjkhgkjhg

10. what’s something you’re excited for?

UHH my work is opening up a new store closer to my house that im gonna be working at in april and im excited !! because the new people who own the one im currently working at are FUCKED they keep fucking everyone over with shifts and they are such tightasses we have like mice upstairs and downstairs and water flooding from air conditioners and other shit but im not gonna go on a rant about my work lol.. already annoy the shit out of my friends enough with it HAHA BUT IM excited to get out of this shithole and go to the better one !!! AND OF COURSE SEASON 4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYLER !!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY 27TH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

11. what’s your ideal date?

LITERALLY ANYTHING except like a fancy restaurant i dont like that shit... i want fun stuff yknow or just where we CAN have fun yknow? like we could straight up just go to a 7-11 and get a slurpee but as long as we have fun while doing it and get to spend time together then i think its a good date :)) like thats what i think it should be abt like spending quality time wirh ur partner (though i wont say no to like dessert dates like going to get ice cream or crepes etc .... i love the idea of dessert dates :’) )

12. how are you?

umm idk i could be better lol. on my period so i feel like shit and i also got my booster shot so i feel doubly shit lol and i havent done a single bit of drawing or writing today its just... ug h. like i really want to but every time i opened it up to try my brain said NO lie down on the couch and just do nothing productive... fucking khjjkhjkhhjkfghjkfghjk but hopefully ill feel better tmrw

13. what’s your comfort food?

ASIAN FOOD FJHFGJK like omg rice paper rolls or japanese food or like beef and blackbean noodles... literally God. though a nice good bowl of curry too GOD i love curry but alsO CHOCOLATE AAA esp like a nice choccy cake... BUT ALSO I LOVE FRIED RICE DISHES ??? or PAELLA? is also comfort.. im just as bad as choosing a fav food as u bennie HJKFDSKJHFDKSJ

14. favourite feel-good show?

stranger thinGSSSS OF COURSE FJKHFJHK i watch it daily.. but also the office is nice too :)) i actually realised recently tho i dont watch tv shows all tHat much?? i watch more movies than shows,, like i can think of maybe 5 tv shows ive ever watched LMAO idk why ive never really watched many tv shows..

15. for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.

???? i literally dont understand this.. for every emoji i ‘get?” like every emoji i have in my recent or are ppl sposed to send me emojis ?? or do i choose one for someone? i dont understand this im sorry bennie my brain has never been smaller...

16. compliment the person who sent you this number.

YOU ARE PERFECT AND SPECIAL AND AMAZING IN EVERY FUCKING WAY !!!!! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH !!!!! I LOVE YOUR MUSIC YOUR WRITING YOUR FACE YOUR GLASSES YOUR HAIR YOUR FASHION SENSE YOUR SMILE YOUR EYES YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR YOUR - i am stopping myself before this becomes an I Love Bennie essay

17. fairy lights or LED lights?

hmmm LED lights i think r my style im Edgier but fairy lights fuck tooooo!!!!

18. do you still love stuffed animals?

YEAH DUH???@?? who DOESNT? stuffed animals are so amazing and cute ands they slap sm... i still have nearly all my stuffed toys from when i was a kid i treasure them

19. most important thing in your life?

ummm i dont really know?? like.. i guess having a good time yknow? like doing what i love and spending quality time with friends and fam when i can but also spending quality time with myself too, and not letting other peoples opinions influence that unless i want it as well.. i guess love is at the core of it lol . and that means all types of love, platonic and familial and self love as well as romantic because they are just as important !! though you dont have to love your blood family if they dont treat you good found families are just as valid !!

20. what do you want most in the world right now?

to see u 😭😭💞💖💗💝💕💓 KJDHFHJK but also to like. be normal i guess like no mental illness cuz it would mean SO many things in life would be so much easier but ik thats a futile dream so like !! yeah BUT LIKE BENNIE U HAVE NO IDEA HOW BADLY I WANNA MEET U KFHJKFGKH LIKE HOLY SDHIT I GENUINELY LIKE WANNA SAVE UP FOR PLANE TICKIES TO CANADA FHJKGFJLG

21. if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

umm enjoy life as much as you can i guess .. enjoy your youth even if your childhood was fucked up by that thing , dont let it stop you from being a kid still. and also you are going to become emo . ended on a lighthearted note lol

22. what would you say to your future self?

idk honestly i just hope shit is going well for you and got to do what you wanted, or at least youre happy lol

23. favourite piece of clothing?

my chokers !!! i love them !!! but ALSO i have these fishnets with butterfly patterns on one side of the leg and ITS AH FDJKHFDKGJHGKHJD I LOVE IT its so pretty :’)

24. what’s something you do to de-stress?

420 blaze it 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤪🤪🤪🥴😵🤯😩😧😩😨😨😞😱🤕but also playing this game called unpacking is sos sosososo good i love it , and listening to music in the dark too is nice

25. what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

ANYTHING !!!!!! LITERALLY ANYTHING PPL M A D E FOR ME OR GOT FOR ME WITH ME IN MIND/z??234uiorudsfhjkdfjk LITERALLY FUCKING AMAZING FDJEJGHKKJHJKH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA like PL E A S !!!!!!! just anything l;ike that and i am MELTING

26. what movie would you want to live in?

uummm honestly beetlejuice. its so fun you get to haunt ppl when you die and its so fun and whimsical and id probably just start crazy shit and be Chaotic

27. which character would you want to be?

is this one related to the previous question? cuz if so BEETLEJUICE DUH FJGJHK you can do all this weird ass shit and you live in a coffin HELL YEAH

28. hugs or hand-holding?

UM im not deciding thanks both of them

29. morning, afternoon or night?

NIGHT BABBYYYY always nighttime im a nocturnal little shit

30. what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

you honestly cuz like i wake up to ur msgs a lot or come home from work to em like i look forward to it so much throughout the day <333 BUT also like .. listening to kurtis conner’s podcast too definitely and homemade mugs and stuff you see in shop windows and getting like eggs and bacon etc on toast at a cafe too.. definitely some things that feel like home <3 BUT also the beatles too.. listening to their music just like unlocks some deep part of my soul hjfhjkjhkG ive been missing them lately but i do nOT want to go back to the fandom atm..

#gOD BEENNNIIEEEEE #HFJKDKJHGKJHEJKHFHKJREJKHWEHKJREJKHEFJHKFDJHKFGJHKGFJHGFDHJKGFDHJFGDHJKGFDJHGFDJHFGDJHFGDJKGFKJHGFDJHGFDHJFDGHJKGFDHJFDGJHFGDHJFGDHJKFGD #I KLOVE YOU #SO MUCH #tHANK YOU FOR THIS #OPPORTUNITIES TO BALB ABT MYSERLF MAKE ME HJAPPY #AND ALSO I JUST LOVE U SO MUCH #i will never stop tellign everyone and you how much ily #LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!#EVERYONE HAS TO KNOW!!!!!!#asks #munchkin pear #i was gonna put a link like send me some asks ! but whats the pooint ibve already done every single one...#ask game #thank u so much bennie beeee <333 #god llve uopu so much/....#i hope u wake up soon #long post

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rayofsunas · 4 years ago

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haikyuu!! as dads (pt.1)

A/n: hello! starting off with a clean slate here yay! if some of the first few seem so short and the writing seems different, it’s because I wrote half of this like three days ago- anywways, requests are open btw!!

Summary: haikyuu characters as dads/domestic living.

Pairings: Semi Eita, Bokuto Koutarou, Kuroo Tetsurou, Oikawa Toru, Kenma Kozume

Warnings: some timeskip spoilers, fluff, parenting, angst (kinda) swearing (maybe), crack, all characters are aged up

Word count: 1.8k

Part Two!

Semi Eita

- the serious sometimes scary looking dad, but other than that he’s a fluff ball

- he may look scary but he simply cannot punish them for anything

- especially after they bonded over music, legit cannot do nothing wrong

- on the days he’s not working or with his bandmates, you can often find him with his twin daughters, teaching them how to use different musical instruments

- okay, so your daughters are still pretty young, so they aren’t very good at using most instruments, but for Christmas you and Semi got them both a small set of drums, something easy

- it was very cute to come home from work to see your husband and daughters loudly practicing on the drums

- sure at first it gave you a blasting headache, but after a while you got used to it, and even jammed out with them when you had the time

- mainly just random sounds/beats coming from the two five year olds, but Semi doesn’t mind, he’s willing to teach them and he does proudly

- if one of his daughters or both wants too

- definitely writes songs for his daughters and you

- i can see him writing lullaby’s for them and working on them for hours making sure they were perfect

- lets just say they were perfectly beautiful

- because you went to high school together, the nickname “semi semi” stuck with you (thanks chicken tendo)

- but your girls will also cutely call him “semi semi”

- you often bring them to concerts despite semi saying it’s probably too loud for them

- he’ll let you sit safely with them back stage uwu

- after he runs back to you three and is bombarded with hugs, high-fives and kithes

- YOU’RE ALL SO PROUD OF HIM

Bokuto Koutarou

- bokuto is a hyper dad, which we all saw coming. there is no taking the child out of bo

- i feel like he’d want tons of kids, probably even uses his children as an excuse to act the way he does

- i can see him with a few kids, 3 to be exact (2 boys and 1 girl)

- he likes to be really involved with his children, and gets very sad/emo when he doesn’t see them for short/long periods of time

- for example, the Black Jackals is a whole different game field than high school volleyball and it’s much more time consuming and has him away a lot

- when he does come home and has time off, let’s just say he clings to his children like a puppy

- even after a while THEY get sick of him and wanna ditch him, cue emo bo :(

- if his children gang up on him (which they do) cue emo Bo again :(

- he babies them all, can’t ever say no

- tends to go back on his word lmao

- if your oldest son begs and begs for season tickets to his favorite sports team? Bo KNOWS they can be expensive, and he was even scolded by you, but two hours after saying no, he runs back to his son and gives him the money

- if your daughter wants to get her nails done with a group of friends, he knows she picks out the most expensive polishes, etc, BUT HE DOES NOT CARE, he will gladly give her the money and even go with her to get his nails done

- yes, you heard me

- of course he’ll being chaperone for this girls day, he promises to pretend that he doesn’t know them and keep his distance (sit very far away lol), but after a little while its just hard to contain and he’s screaming to everyone in the salon that his daughter is sitting on the other side of the room eye-

- your youngest son wants an expensive sports car? done

- he just wants to make his family happy, pleaseee

Kuroo Tetsurou

- poor Kuroo, he has 2 daughters and you, so he’s surrounded by girls lol

- he actually doesn’t mind it tbh

- between you and his two daughters, he wouldn’t have it any other way

- just gives him an excuse to be overly protective

- anywhere in public, expect either kuroo holding your hand

- or holding his daughters close to him (piggy back rides, yes)

- or, he stands protectively behind you and your daughters while you talk to someone, sending them threatening glares behind your backs

- he was shy as a child, so it wasn’t surprising when one of his daughters, the youngest, was very very shy

- he doesn’t mind once again, just gives him an excuse to be protective

- although he’s busy, he always makes time for his girls ALWAYS

- definitely a bragger

- if his family is brought into a convo, he pridefully will express how cute and smart his daughters are, may or may not openly declare his daughters are the cutest amongst his co-workers children

- he’s mad intuitive and aware/observant

- kuroo always knows when one or both of his daughters are about to start crying/throw a fit

- cue dad kuroo prepared to crack funny chemistry and or science jokes

- his shy daughter finds him very funny, doubles over every time he cracks a joke and calls him a “silly rooster”

- even when she's older she still laughs and even copies his jokes

- but his other daughter just cringes, every time sigh

- when she was younger she used to fake the laughs, but when he started saying the jokes in public she just stopped reacting, hoping he would stop-

- he didn’t...

- i like to imagine kuroo and kenma staying friends even after high school, and since kenma has hella video games and a whole arcade in his house, he’ll often bring his daughters over to his house

- his eldest daughter loves it at uncle kenma’s house

- cue jealous rooster dad

Oikawa Toru

- okay so oikawa is ALWAYS busy

- isn’t home much, except during off seasons or if he messes up his knee again (yes, it’ll happen)

- in the event that he’s home due to a knee injury, he’ll wanna be catered too lmaooo

- he doesn’t expect his little girl to cater to him and really only teases you about it

- but his daughter will get him whatever he needs while he’s propped up on the couch

- she admires him so much

- his daughter kinda has a smart mouth-

- definitely got that from him, having picked up on it from a young age, while he was home

- when he was home once propped up with a messed up knee, she went “here dadkawa” as she handed him an ice pack

- he laughs at the nickname, asking you about where it came from later

“she was on call with hajime’s daughter yesterday... hajime asked how ‘poopykawa’ was doing”

- he just rolls his eyes, “at least he cleaned it up for her sake” you explained

- will not lose the “kawa” part, so it’s dadkawa lol

- when he’s away, she’s always asking for dadkawa

- when he’s here they're inseparable

- morning breakfast now will be her sitting in his lap instead of yours

- she asks to watch cartoons with him instead of you :(

- bath time consists of her arguing with you as you try to wash her hair, while oikawa sits on the closed toilet seat laughing to himself

- “mommy i want dadkawa to wash my hair!”

- “you always whine that he gets soap in your eyes”

- “I don’t care!”

- when you bring your daughter to games, she’ll be cheering him on proudly, “mommy, look at dadkawa!” “GO DADKAWA!!!!”

- since he plays for the professional Argentine team, i figure you all live in Argentina now, traveling from Argentina and Japan was tiring, so you moved to be closer

- when the news approaches him after or before games, he makes sure to show his daughter off and the whole time it’s his daughter stealing the show

- she might be shy at first, but as long as dadkawa is holding her, she’s fine

- he’ll teach her Spanish, defiantly sings happy birthday to her in Spanish because it’s special

- he calls her his princesa (princess in spanish)

Kenma Kozume

- if his child didn’t enjoy video games like him or any of his hobbies like volleyball, I feel like Kenma would have a hard time with them

- he loves his son yes, but he’d have a hard time interacting with him, especially if he’s not into video games or volleyball

- if he is though, you can often find the two in kenma’s home office, playing games

- when your son was a infant, you would always come home from being out/work to find your son sitting in his pj’s on kenma’s lap watching his dad play video games

- “it’s late, ken. i see he’s already in his pj’s- did you already have dinner?” “yes”

- “without me?” you asked, lifting up your son to give his cheeks kisses. “there’s apple pie in the fridge.”

- eye-

- yes he fed your son that, yes he needs a little guidance, yes he needs to be told apple pie is NOT dinner

- on another occasion of coming home, you found your boys in the same spot, once again playing video games, your sons eyes drifting between the game and his father every time he muttered under his breath

- “the screen is bad for your eyes kenma, and he’s just a baby! he’ll get bad eyes too!”

- kenma’s short answer is, “he won’t”

- when your son got older, and he started getting into video games, it got harder for you to tear his eyes away from the screen

- he’s been around video games his whole life, so of course it’d be hard, you just didn’t think he’d grow attached

- kenma leaves most of the strict parenting to you, because he LEGIT doesn’t NOT know what to say

- he’s lowkey afraid he’ll push his son away if he says the wrong thing, but he’s also worried that if he doesn't say anything, they’ll have no real relationship, so he struggles

- he tries his hardest to bond with him over video games and volleyball though

- as said by your son, kenma’s cooking can’t compare to yours, BUT he does know how to make a yummy apple pie

- his son will help kenma with said apple pie, when he’s younger he was often the taste tester and made a mess every time

- kenma gets nervous in huge crowds and really around anyone he doesn’t know, so if his son is a social butterfly he’ll try to get kenma used to people other than himself and you

- somehow, during the rare moments his son has problems (friends, school etc), kenma will be the one to speak up privately

- he’ll definitely tell his son to surround himself with a good friend/good friends, he also makes sure to let him know the importance of quality over quantity

- he has a brotherly relationship with kuroo, and if not for kuroo he’d be alone, he wants the same thing for his son

10.20.20, rayofsunas

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!!#semi eita #semi eita x reader #kuroo tetsuro #kuroo tetsurou #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kuroo tetsurou x reader #oikawa toru #oikawa toru x reader #kenma kozume #kenma kozume x reader #bokuto koutarou #bokuto koutaro #bokuto koutarou x reader #rayofsunas

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