#McLaren F1 Team

[vroomvroomvroommf]

So we have 7 races and 3 sprints to go

Mclaren is p1 in WCC

Lando and Oscar both have 2 wins each

Lando is p2 @ 254 points and 59 points behind p1

Oscar is p4 @ 222 points (he only scored 97 in the full 2023 season)

Car is seemingly (I refuse to jinx) competitive at every track

Lando is tied with Max for most podium finishes (10)

If you had tried to tell me this is where we’d be in Bahrain this year i’d have never believed you. I criticize Mclaren a lot (and rightfully so) but the progress that has been made this year, let alone from Bahrain 2023 is astounding. While I fully believe that with better strategy and decision making Mclaren could’ve had p1 in the WCC much earlier and Lando (or Oscar tbh) wouldn’t just be having a shot at winning the WDC I have to give some credit where it is due. I cannot wait for 2025 🧡

[shirtgate]

DRAG RACING THROUGH THE CANYON, SINGING “BOYS DON’T CRY” / Oscar Piastri claims his maiden win in Hungary ‘24 and apologizes for it over the radio

[l-norris]

Been feeling funky and decided to capture my pain of being a McLaren fan in a meme /hj

[allkindfangirl]

my crush on Lando is getting out of hands I mean look at him he’s SO pretty

[isawthesainz]

oscarpiastri 4th GP podium. Nice trophy (and reminder of track limits 😉)

[jubileesstuff]

Lando: My hands are cold.

Carlos: Here, let me hold them.

Lando: My lips are cold too.

Carlos: *covers Lando's mouth with his hand*

[lifeonawhim]

HELL FUCKING YEAH.

MAX MOTHERFUCKING VERSTAPPEN P1 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 STOPPED PLAYING AROUND.

LANDO P2🗣🗣🗣🗣🫦🫦🫦🫦 SUCH A SEXY FUCKING RACE, COULDVE ORGASMED.

Best race of the year

#MONACO GIVETH, CANANDA TAKETH🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

And one thing about max fucking verstappen? he ALWAYS delivers and DEVOURS in Canada.

[formulaaone]

Logan and Oscar working out together!!!!

x

[u-u-piastri81]

[64sue]

POOKIE 🤏🏻🥹🤍

[academyofbrokenhearts]

LANDO NORRIS

[regina-del-cielo]

You see, Mclaren's problem is that they approached giving team orders the same way parents that 'want to be their children's best friends' do

This is not a democracy, Andrea. If you give team orders, you do it AS A MONARCH. THEY ARE CALLED ORDERS FOR A REASON

[via-ferns]

[isawthesainz]

mclaren Fighting for every inch. Every millisecond of lap time. 👊 #AustrianGP

[mcgnussen]

Hi ❤

So this is really random, but I got the idea of f1 as the Mean Girls characters. It's probably been done before, and I don't even know if you have even seen the movie. But I was having too much fun with writing this, and you seem like the type to also enjoy this type of thought experiment 😉

Feel free to disagree with my picks and descriptions 😊

F1 2023 as mean girls:

Red Bull as Regina George

Rich, pretty and powerful. She owns the school whether they want her to or not. Even bully and manipulate the principal (fia) to get her way. She is the queen and mean girl over them all. She knows she is a bitch and doesn't care.

Mercedes as Cady Heron

Started out with good intentions, but became corrupted by power and competition. She still believes she is helping others and won't acknowledge that she is also a bitch. Had a falling out with most of the others.

Ferrari as Karen Smith

Clueless. Part of the popular girls, but not really involved on their fight. She is to busy trying to fit her own fist in her mouth, trying not to fail every class. Pretty but dumb.

Aston Martin as Gretchen Wieners

Rich and a part of the popular group. Always collecting secrets and gossip. Always looking out for who to copy from/become best friends with next. Sick of Red Bull dominating, but still copying her style.

Alpine as Aaron Samuels

Used to date Red Bull and was kinda a power couple with her. Got dumped and cheated on though, so he lost some status. Still rich, pretty and popular though. Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

McLaren as Janis Ian

Used to be popular, but has become an outcast. Mean and obsessed with destroying the popular girls, especially Red Bull. Knows she is a bitch, but has embraced it and tries to focus on arts. Was a part of Mercedes becoming popular, but regretted it later.

Williams as Damian

Following McLaren and is generally nice to other people. He does go along with all her plans though, which usually hurt other people. The only ones that matter to him are McLaren and Mercedes.

Haas as Kevin G

Unpopular and usually seen as an annoyance by the others. Incredibly honest and not caring about fitting in to the popular groups. Loves to show of and thinks himself very talented, but often lack the final resources/parts to actually succeed.

Alpha Romeo as Mrs Norbury

Tired of life and all the kids. She is so done with all the drama and had had some of the worst luck. She tries to get her students so care for the finer details and not just the parties and money. Talks mostly with Haas, her spunky and weird student.

AlphaTauri as Shane Oman

Red Bulls boyfriend and supporter. Doesn't really care much for the drama and only follows Red Bull around. He can also sometimes give advise or help her, but is usually just used as a hook up by Red Bull.

this is probably the best ask i've ever received! i absolutely love silly stuff like this, so i'm honoured that you'd think of me 🥰 ofc i will always encourage everyone to post their ideas themselves so you get the credit, but i'll happily share stuff like this on behalf of others who might not wish to ❤️

lmao i absolutely love this sorting and i honestly agree with it all in the context of mean girls, but for some reason aston martin as gretchen is soooo accurate and hilarious to me 😂

[waru-chan8]

Did McLaren screw up in a Ferrari style?