#Mayford

[yasmiralotta]

It's even better that her giving him her number is canon too 😍

You know, maybe she’s just attracted to stupid men. 😌💞

[blitzy-blitzwing]

This ship is cute. 💖💖💖💖

[anothergameofwickedgrace]

Jumping on the Mayford train. He seems sweet. It's cute. I think he'd be a gentleman and very kind to her. She needs that. They're already hanging out. I'm down for it lol.

[cosmicstardust17]

Two tall pink queens taking their short imp boyfriends out for a little shopping 🛍 💕

[radiostatik]

Some helluva boss ship!

Reblog with yours!

[emositecc]

Bebes

[moonsceptre]

I'm gonna need more content of these two.

[tronmike82]

You see it too right, I’m not crazy am I?

Edit: wait a minute…

[hraeth-ethile]

Mayford, Massachussetts is a city in Suffolk, County, just forty-five-minutes southeast of Quincy. It is situated inside of a deep, depressed marshland, and flanked by steep embankments as well as dark primeval forests. Mayford and its tall colonial architecture are, however, easily missed by the highway despite its densely-populated area. A very large sign with the city's seal and flag, atop the highway embankment that straddles the northern edge of the city, helps to bring attention to the historic but hidden location.

Originally an English artillery fort, it became an information post for the United Kingdom during the Revolutionary War, where couriers and military attaches could be hidden away in the highly-defensible and tucked-away marshy place. After a short but complex espionage and deception campaign led to colonial American forces acquiring the fort, it was quickly decided that the families of the military would be safest in the quiet and secret area, and barracks and houses were built to introduce them to a secure and private life.

After the war, the fort and its surrounding development were unified under a single township. The town was named Mayford, after the village in Surrey, England. Charles Babington Ridgewell, Mayford's then-newly elected mayor, chose the name to honour his wife's mother's family, who were all from Surrey. Between 1785 and 1801, the town enjoyed rapid growth, prosperity, and development. This is owed to its many and varied taverns and coaching inns, all of which brought in a large and constant travelling population of visitors and temporary residents. Some of these coaching inns were so successful, and became so large, that they had made more money on their own every month than the entire commonwealth did in the year 1810.

Leading up to just before the Civil War, Mayford intermittently competed with the prosperities of nearby Furnace Mill and Monmouthshire, but would, even after being sacked by religious zealots in 1871, always remain the busier and more prosperous of the three.

Today, Mayford is known as a time capsule for colonial American architecture. Only 3% of its original buildings have been lost, with most being lost during raids and looting in 1871. This is largely in part because the thick and wet marshland, and because the demands for stable and clean surroundings to meet the needs of constant tourism, has become the core focus of every campaigning mayor since Charles Ridgewell. In the city's attempts to maintain its buildings in the swampish and humid environment, it has preserved much of its entirety, and now the city retains a standing constitution that demands that each building be serviced and kept in premium condition. Costs for private homes and business are covered by the city of Mayford's municipal budget. Now, and since 1985, Mayford has been voted Cleanest City in the Nation, drawing in many seeking property and land in a city that guarantees all maintenance needs and costs be covered.

Mayford is considered to be a college town and residential resort, with many luxury homes and apartments always being constructed for Boston's wealthy and elite to hide quietly away. Many of the younger, more permanent residents go to the nearby Mill University, an extremely popular and widely-well-regarded accredited university that teaches many niche or rare career interests, such as undersea welding and experimental applied physics courses.

One of the city's original coaching inn's, Winn's Authority, has become one of the most successful bars in the world, bringing in $2,000,000 annually thanks to its original décor, rotating burlesque shows, and the massive central bar hosting its One-Hundred-and-One spirits menu.

[yasmiralotta]

I have s theory about Wally Wackford guys 🤔

I have been thinking about this for a while now, so, answer me this: Wally Wackford a person from Blitzø's past?

First of, the thing that got my train of thought going, is that he has a piece of hair that conveniently covers the exact spot a mark of the circus Blitzø grew up in would have been placed:

He is also one of the few character who calls Blitzø Blitz-O. The only characters we know who does this, has some kind of past realationship with Blitzø. So Wally must have know Blitzø before he started to remove the O. (Of course it could be Verosika telling him to call him that, but, that's neither here nor there right now) Sorry I am way to lazy to make a gif, so just watch the end of the C.H.E.R.U.B episode and you can hear Wally call Blitzø Blitz-O yourself 🤷��♀️

And, this guy is also absolutley everywhere! Yes, he does seem to have several jobs and all that, but, he also seem to show up everywhere that Blitzø conveniently happens to be at too:

In Loo-Loo Land: First time we see him. Not only does he not wear his iconic hat here, but he also works at a circus selling green fire torches. Like, it doesn't have to mean anything, but, HB does play alot with forshadowing like this...😗

In C.H.E.R.U.B: Not only does he call Blitzø Blitz-O, but he conviniently seems to know when to drop in. Like, he keeps an eye on I.M.P at all times. I mean, it could be because he works for Verosika at the office on the same level, but...🤷‍♀️

In the Harvest Moon Festival: He the annaouncer at the Harvest Moon Festival. Is this something he always does every year? Or is he there this year to keep and eye on Blitzø for some reason.

In Ozzies: Makes everything worse and joins in on mocking Stolitz and even shaming Stolas for sleeping with a imp.

In Mammon's Mid Season Musical Spectacular: Is in the audiance of the same concert at the same day Blitzø happens to be there. (Could just be a referance to the fact that he attended a concert in the past too and has continued to do so 🤷‍♀️)

In Apology Tour: Selling Anti-Blitzo merch 😠 (I respect the hussle, but, Wally went way to far with some of that merch.) Is he just helping his girlf- I mean Verosika, or, something else?

In Ghostf*ckers: Delivering taxidermy owls to I.M.P and asks to hang out (Again, was this an order from Verosika to check up on Blitzø after their talk in Apology Tour, or, something else 🤔)

In Mastermind: Hanging out with his cru- I mean Blitzø's ex 🤭

And the new merch of the rest of Wackford's body convinces me even more that he was a part of Blitzø's past, his circus past to be exact:

Look at those scars! Was Wally in the fire at the cicus too? Is this why he seems to want to re-connect or something with Blitzø. (The scars could be from the fire Blitzø cause at Loo Loo Land too I guess 🤔 Or both)

(Like Fizzarolli says: You blew me up again you fucking prick!)

Does he want revange for one or both fires Blitzø accidently caused? (And all the jobs he lost because of I.M.P and for hurting his girlfriend Verosika?)

Blitzø's company has been a giant thorne in his side after all 😅

But, this art seems to suggest that he has some kind of plan when it comes to Blitzø and I.M.P:

Underwater horses? A very specific name when we know about Blitzø's own horse obsession 😲 (And he knows about Stolas depression too 🤔)

We know that Blitzø has burned down a orphanage at some point. (And there is his wi-Verosika again 😏)

He wants to buy I.M.P...I think Wally Wackford is working for Mammon or wants to be like Mammon in some way I swear to god 😒

Like, this post is very messy and all over the place, but, I feel like I am on to something 🤔 But, as always, what do you guys think? Is there something more to Wally Wackford? Or is he just a little guy trying to make a living?

[sleepy-sham]

I'm back from the dead!!! Just like Emily!!! ((Big Post #6))

more big posts

[chainsawseesaw]

Guys I wanna finish writing lady and the vamp so bad but the autism says I need to meet my writing goal for this month first before I can

[duncans-exwife]

[sir-girl]

Woman who means the whole world to me 💞💞

[gethellbcnt]

@sux4life wailed : 🚢 ( Wally ) send 🚢 or ( SHIP ) for me to fill out a shipping sheet! / still accepting!

do i ship our characters together?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon

would i like to ship with you?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

type of relationship i could see: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

tropes i'd enjoy writing for them: friends to lovers | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship

would i rather plot first or jump right in and see where it goes?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between ( what specifically? )

what now?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

anything else i want you to know about me / my character / my shipping habits: i'm already a mayford shipper, so i need little convincing to give it a shot! i'd like to know your limits to what we can plot with these characters, and then we can see how their dynamic changes or how they bounce off of each other! :D

[passthepittcola]

I love your Pines fusions!! Would you ever talk/write more about them? :3c

WOULD I EVER. you actually reminded me i had wanted to color these cutiepies so thank youuuu <3.

(for clarification: Maystan is Mabel and Stan, Fordson is Dipper and Ford, Mystery is Stan and Ford, Mayford is Mabel and Ford, Stanson is Dipper and Stan, and finally, M is Dipper and Mabel.)

extreme yapping about these guys individually under the cut ^_^. yay❤️.

so they're all supposed to look certain ages in relation to eachother, first off. Maystan and Fordson are supposed to look like twins in their 30s/40s, Mystery is 60s/70s, Mayford and Stanson are twins in their 40s/50s, and M looks around 14-16, i'd say.

about Maystan

she's pretty mischievous but is more of a prankster rather than outright mean/rude like Stan is. (arguably, this is why she's funnier than Stan is lol.) she has a bit of a potty mouth, but a lot of her insults become endearments (ex: calling Ford her "gorgeous idiot brusband". Ford mostly objects to brusband because that is NOT a word).

she wears a lot of white and pink! Stan's favorite color is actually pink (my personal headcanon), so when he and Mabel are fused as Maystan, she indulges and there's pink everywhere. just combatted by white, because YES pink is awesome but also Maystan doesn't want to keep blinding people.

her five bracelets represent Dipper, Ford, Stan, Soos, and Wendy! there is one that represents Mabel as well, but M is usually the one that wears it (though i didn't draw that this time). and with time there's no doubt Maystan will make more..... [distant thunder] [lightning strike] [haunted music].

about Fordson

they are, without a doubt, the unhealthiest fusion. Fordson isn't physically healthy, and Dipper and Ford's paranoia can clash at unfortunate times. to combat this, he really pushes himself to check in on/care for his family, because they do they same back! so he comes off as a little clingy/lovestruck at times <3.

his freckles are all in the shape of 5-point stars! to reference Dipper's birthmark :). Fordson has more star freckles on the backs of his knees and scattered around his back as well.

also, Fordson needs glasses just like Ford does, but wearing glasses is incredibly uncomfortable so they usually opt out of seeing properly. when they really do need to see, they steal Maystan's glasses because those are the least uncomfortable (and they like the sound that the beads make).

a smaller detail, but his boots are rainboots! not for any particular reason, i just think it suits him.

about Mystery

first of all, this old man makes me sick (endearingly). they're not truly a fusion, but are instead Stan and Ford, working together, in one mind - hence their pronouns being the plural they. these two have such a strong relationship that they can be stable in a fusion like that, and don't have to completely become one in order to function (they do, sometimes, because that's hot, but i haven't drawn what i think that would look like yet lol).

their physical appearance is, of course, a combination of themselves. five fingers on the right, six fingers on the left!

the left is "Ford's" side, in a sense, so there are scars from the electric shackles on Mystery's left wrist + ankle, and a crucifix scar on their left palm.

the right is Stan's side, which is why they have a mouth scar there (not only representing the trunk incident, but also how Stan couldn't, and then didn't when he had the opportunity, take care of his teeth). the sigil scar from their fight in the 1980's is also on the right side, on the back shoulder.

they both have scarred knuckles, from rough lives of fighting. the gun is on the right side so that they can grab it with their left (Ford's) hand.

TONS of pockets in the inner lining of their coat for stealing and trinkets. boots are sort of pirate inspired, but colored both like Ford's boots and Stan's dress shoes.

the eyebat cane is a parallel to Stan's eightball cane! not very practical for use, more for decoration (but there's a good chance both Mystery and Stan have actual functioning canes to use). it has a lightweight (mostly plastic) top, made to look like an eyebat! from the combination of Stan's taxidermy + crafting + art knowledge and Ford's realism + art + engineering knowledge, it's eerily realistic. (the townsfolk don't like looking at it, so Mystery brings it into town whenever they need to steal something LMAO). i haven't drawn what Mystery's actual cane would look like yet, unfortunately.

+ one more thing: Mystery has REALLY dark brown eyes. this was intentional, in order to make them look like a really happy dog/animal with giant pupils XD. Mystery is overjoyed to be fused with their other half/twin, and their expression and behavior easily show that off <3.

about Mayford

Mayford is.. very chaotic. a proud mad scientist who has probably made a way to fly using glitter, and two seconds after the test is done she's onto the next project. she's a whirlwind of activity!

but at the same time, she's very empathetic. if you're tired, she's tired. the best way to calm her down is to be calm, yourself. (but don't forget a hug and some coffee-flavored candy!)

ae is also definitely a cardigan and skirt girly :). slap some of those on and a pair of leggings and aer is good to go! ae isn't as concerned with cleanliness, but aer does carry around perfumes or other smell-good products sometimes if ae knows ae's gonna smell worse for wear but not feel like cleaning or changing clothes. so.. self hygiene is in progress, at least.

another thing is that her goggles are actually glasses! both goggles and glasses, i mean. realistically i don't know how that would work, but this is Mayford. and Mayford is both fanon and so weird that, honestly, goggle-glasses that work for both sight-seeing and welding isn't the strangest invention or oddest thing she's done.

about Stanson

ok so Stanson is actually not as tired/boring as he seems! that's mostly just an act he puts on in front of others. the only true thing about it is his never-ending sarcasm and his monotone voice :).

physically, he's kinda thin, but makes up for it with leg strength, mostly. also, he is a woman! he's just incredibly butch and just happens to have a smaller chest (this doesn't bother him because frankly he Doesn't Care). he generally calls himself a 'girl' or a 'butch' instead of man/woman/lady or other terms.

Stanson is very pessimistic, but some is part of the facade and some isn't. he doesn't let this make him mean, though. he just generally tends to think on the realistic side. thankfully, this makes him a GREAT twin to Mayford (since ae is rather nonsensical).

what isn't fake is his awful fashion sense (he will truly wear anything. thankfully the only atrocious things he owns are shirts that are like, bright orange and say "well, orange YOU awesome? :)" courtesy of Mabel, but if he has sweatpants too large that he wants to wear, he's getting a belt instead of getting different pants).

about M

M is probably the most confusing one, to me, because i find it harder to relate to Dipper or Mabel.

regardless, the general consensus is that they're a hyperfixation-obsessed teenager and WILL yap in your ear for hours about it. anything from stitching patterns to a to-be-solved mystery to what they hope is gonna be for breakfast tomorrow morning. if it exists, M has probably gone on an energy-filled tangent XD. (aka: do NOT let this kid near Mabel juice... that sounds scary...)

M is detail-oriented, like Dipper, but in a more nonsensical way, like Mabel. so their train of thought and behavior may APPEAR strange, but generally their end goal was well-thought out.

they also knit/crochet sweatervests instead of sweaters! they're capable of making sweaters, but enjoy vests more due to being partially Dipper, lol. they usually keep a watch and a hairtie or two on hand, to tell/remember the time and to put up their bouncy hair if it gets annoying/overstimulating!

physically, M is the most tan fusion because Mabel and Dipper are the two main Pines who go outside the most! because M is so tan, they can usually get away with saying they're Soos's cousin if anyone asks. they also have some lighter freckles on their face, to be odd like Dipper's birthmark and to be in place of Mabel's natural blush!

additionally, M's eyes are super large with big ass pupils to show both their newfound innocence (because everything feels weirdly and interestingly new as they first start fusing with one another) and to show how energetic they are! they're kind of like when Stevonnie (from the show Steven Universe) fused for the first time, but it's all of the time, when they're fused with eachother <333.

+ one extra thing: M is a furry! maybe otherkin/a therian/etc., too, but the main thing is that they frequently enjoy wearing ears and a tail + behaving like their animal of choice :). my thought is that Ford and McGucket collaborated and made a working set of ears and tail that move based on M's emotions! the animal they like to present as most is a wolf/wolfdog!