Wirt: “Dipper, why does it take you an hour to wash your hair?”
Dipper: “Mabel, PowerPoint.”
Wirt: “…What is happening right now?”
Mabel, after she set up her PowerPoint: “You got your pre-shampoo-“
Wirt: “You’re…You’re what?”
Mabel: “Pay attention. All questions will be answered after the presentation. Now, you got your pre-shampoo. Twenty minutes. Actual shampoo and conditioner, in the shower. However long that takes. But, you have to let the conditioner sit in your hair. And if you have curly hair like us, you’re showering with cold water. Then, you have your leave-in conditioner-“
Wirt: “How is a leave-in conditioner different than-“
Mabel: “FOCUS! So, you got your leave-in conditioner. Then, you have to decide if you want to towel-dry or air dry. If you towel dry, you’ll use some curl cream. And you can’t forget about the hair oil…”
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Squirebots go brrrr
Thera by @/knightly-bastard
Mella by @/xzbat-loverzx
Feather by @/stellarwaffles
*checks notes* i don't think they have a name yet but the tall bot in a braid is by @/selena-nightroll
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idk abt u guys but she seems a little fishy 2 me .......
also some silly lil doodles beloooooooow !!!!!
i just think shes neat
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WIP Wednesday
tagged by @mooshkat, thank you so much friend!! <3
I've had the first draft of this (which is for @the-likesofus) open for at least a week now, and I just can't bring myself to edit it (mostly because my life has been a ~shit show~ recently) anywaaaaay here's some of what will be a very late 6.14 coda :))
“I’ve got a list, if you’re interested,” she continues. “I know being set up by your old tia might not be the most attractive idea, but you’ve just gotta find the right woman.”
She grabs his hand, the one not wrapped tightly around his coffee mug. He lets her keep it, takes comfort in the familiar pressure of her hand in his, and tries not to worry that this might be the last time he’ll be able to. For a moment, he feels guilty about worrying—this is Tia Pepa, his favorite aunt, the one person who has always been on his side—but then he remembers what his parents—his father—had said when he’d tried having this conversation with them at nineteen. He knows Pepa and trusts her so much, but he’d trusted his parents too.
no pressure tagging (and sorry if you've already been tagged lol) @the-likesofus @lilbuddie @shortsighted-owl @jacksadventuresinwriting @mysteriouslyyounggalaxy @wheelsupin-five <3
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