#Maxwell’s House Tumblr posts

[skipppppy]

Accidentally pours my heart out onto the page and shares the characters from a story I’ve been working on since I was 15 ahaha (cries)

A rough summary of the plot:

Alba knows she’s marked for death on her 16th birthday as part of a prophecy to become a mortal vessel for an incorporeal goddess, who also happens to be her mother. When she’s transferred to a school for spellcasters, she finally decides to do something about it.

It’s called “School of Crows” and I’d love to make a show or a webcomic out of it one day!

[newyorkthegoldenage]

The neon-illuminated Maxwell House and Mayflower Doughnuts coffee shop at the northwest corner of 42nd Street and Broadway, December 1945.

Photo: Andreas Feininger via kodakslides/Instagram

[gooberscollage]

I have this house I built from a kit a few years ago and I finally decided to put my hams hams in it for a little photo shoot. They fit kind of perfect after all. This was fun to do I might do more toy photography at some point :3

Under the cut is the unedited, transparent photo and some close ups.

[jambread23]

Late Halloween / anniversary post!!! The ghost beaters as the ghost busters!

[screecherofthenight]

Guys. GUYS. I was thinking about a Wolf 359 social media au and I came to an earth shattering realization. Kepler is a story time youtuber. he’s a fucking STORYTIME YOUTUBER. I’m having a moment.

[mjfsupremacy]

Saying "Hi Barbie!" To AEW wrestlers Part Two

This is Fun (very proud of 'Salutations Barbara', fyi)

Chris Jericho

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Jericho: "I'm a wizard YOU IDIOT!" *Throws fireball*

Ricky Starks

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Ricky: "Hi Barbie!"

Darby Allin

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Darby: *smiles genuinely* "I hope you have a swift death, my dude."

FTR

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Cash: "Hi Barbie."

Dax: "Y'know, my daughter loves Barbie. Have I told you about my daughter? Well see-"

Hook

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Hook: *grunts* *offers a fist bump*

CM Punk

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Punk: "Hi Ken!"

The House of Black

Y/N: "Hi Barbies!"

Malakai: *nods once solemnly*

Buddy: *nods once solemnly*

Brody: *grins*

Julia: *whispers* "Hi Barbie!"

bonus:

MJF (again)

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

MJF: "DIE"

[cosmoweirdkid]

[heelswrestling]

AEW All Out matches announced so far!!!

[neonfeel]

House of Maxwell (2022)

[amazinglyegg]

Fallout 4 companions as which Don't Starve Together character they'd main:

Cait: Wolfgang, and eats all the food so she can stay permanently mighty. I would say Wigfrid but she's too much of a team player, Cait's gonna run off and die unprepared and then whine if she doesn't get revived immediately

Curie: Webber. Cute little spider boy who can befriend spiders and make them friends with the team!! What's not to love?? Also enjoys being helpful to the team by getting a ton of silk and eating all the extra monster meat.

Codsworth: Warly 100%. He takes the work the others are too lazy to do and stays at camp the entire time. Probably has an list of every single crockpot recipe beside him while he plays.

Danse: Wilson. He doesn't get the point of picking a character with disadvantages and thinks having to jump through hoops to manage character-specific issues is ridiculous. He'll never play as anyone other than Wilson.

Deacon: Wes would be too obvious so I'm going with Winona. Doesn't go to base ever, people don't even know he exists, but whenever the team goes to fight a boss he already has a complex cheese setup with catapults and meatbulbs or something. Minmaxes everything.

Gage: Willow. Burns down the chests when his sanity gets low and gets banned immediately.

Hancock: Probably Wortox??? He wants to be a little freak of some sort, that's for sure. Completely abuses his teleports out of laziness and never actually uses his souls responsibly.

Longfellow: Chooses Wickerbottom, dies to Charlie on the first night, then turns off DST and plays Shipwrecked instead. Picks Woodlegs. Still dies on the first night.

Maccready: If not Wolfgang, he probably hears X6 talk about meta strategies and plays as Wanda! Finds it very entertaining that an old lady is one of the strongest characters, and not having a health meter makes him feel much stronger than he really is.

Nick Valentine: Picks Woodie randomly at the character select screen without reading his description, gets pretty attached to Lucy and the easy wood supply. You can imagine his shock on the first full moon.

Piper: Refuses to pick a main for the longest time and goes down the entire list every time she dies, until she reaches Walter. She just CANNOT part with Woby, no matter how much she sucks at playing as him.

Preston: Wendy! He needs Abigail to help him with fights, I doubt he's very good at games. Definitely says he's going on a quick supply run then gets sidetracked by helping pipspooks. He can't just IGNORE them!!

X6-88: W8-78 would be the expected one (same naming scheme!) but I doubt X6 would enjoy having to run around and scan rabbits with Jimmy. He'd probably pick some minmaxer like Wanda or Wolfgang and ruins rush day 1 or whatever. He totally follows an online guide and ragequits when he realizes picking a "meta" character =/= automatic win.

[questintheskies]

Swerve Strickland talks about meeting MJF for the first time

In a new interview with Justin Barrasso of Sports Illustrated, Swerve Strickland discussed what a 18 year old MJF was like when they first met. He said:

“All I remember about him was his hunger. He wasn’t afraid. That’s what set him apart – he didn’t have that fear of going wherever he needed to be to get better.

“Max wanted to be around great competition. Even when he was young, he always put himself around top talent and he wanted to test himself in hard conditions. That’s how he got so good at such a young age.

“I don’t think Max has anything left to prove. That’s how good he is. But he’ll never tell himself that or allow himself to believe that. He’ll always keep working.”

[lunatheiris]

Hello everyone again! I drew this fan art yesterday :3

[pretty-little-fools]

[victusinveritas]

Artwork for a 1989 Maxwell House Coffee advertisement drawn by Moebius.

[keybordcaps]

based on a shitty silly convo with my friend. SI-5 house. Jacobi isn't allowed to use the microwave without supervision, because then he will take it to his room and pull it apart for . Well! Parts. Kepler has to do all the cooking because Jacobi can't because he can't cook and Alana won't.

Also no spoilers for season 3 or beyond, please. I just finished Memoria and fucking hell.

[mjfass]

Yeah, nice car, but look at that outfit!