#Max Kepler

[takethatball]

MAX KEPLER | Minnesota Twins vs. New York Mets 20240731

[bigbuxbolds]

"a great way to debut the new city connect look"

[artform-virtue]

pictures of max kepler you’ve never seen bc i took them

[gusbuses]

How we all feel about Pablo tbh

[maxkeeblesbigmoves-blog]

Hi! What made you want to change your username that had so much meaning to it?

Ok this gotta be a bot or something cause NEVER HAVE I EVER CHANGED MY NAME FROM MAX KEEBLES BIG MOVES BLOG😭

By the way guys go watch max keebles big move (sml reference for the real ones.)

[evil-gay-person-inactive]

my taste in men, part 2

max kepler

[masoncarr2244]

Minnesota Twins at. Detroit Tigers 06/23/23/

[gogonzojournal]

MJF is Funny Again, the Twins' Front Office Sucks, and the Lynx don't Suck Enough

We discuss the MJF/Adam Cole bromance, whether the Minnesota Twins’ front office should be fired, and why the Lynx won't draft Paige Bueckers.

We discuss the MJF/Adam Cole bromance, discuss whether the Minnesota Twins’ front office should be fired, and explain why the Lynx are, unfortunately, too good to draft Paige Bueckers next year. Listen here or on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Watch here. AEW Dynamite Recap: The MJF/Adam Cole Bromance is Hilarious The Jean Team of AEW International Champion Orange Cassidy and Darby Allin, SPOILER…

[takethatball]

Max Kepler singles to walk it off for the Twins. Kepler's 11th walk-off ties hall of famers Harmon Killebrew and Kirby Puckett for most walk-off career plate appearances in Twins history. Minnesota Twins vs. Philadelphia Phillies [20240724]

[twinstakes]

Minnesota Twins Recap vs the Boston Red Sox - May 3rd, 2024

The Minnesota Twins started a 7-game homestand with a 3-game series against the Boston Red Sox while also trying to extend their winning streak to 11. They’ve won 10 in a row against two teams with losing records. Boston was 18-14 entering the first game of this series and they were sending RHP Tanner Houck to the mound for this game. He was 3-2 with a 1.60 ERA & a 0.921 WHIP including a complete…

[osddsilver]

Btw I've been thinking about how the black sails characters would fit into the wolf 359 universe a lot and I think that Silver is former SI-5 who gets sent on the Hephaestus mission as punishment for abandoning his post on a mission to save his own skin and Madi and Flint are both in Lovelace's position (Duplicates of people who died trying to escape previous missions) and at the end of it all they've triumphed but Goddard Futuristics is still alive and well back on earth and that if they ever found them that would be it for humanity. They don't want to lead the Dear Listeners back either so they decide to stay on the station and let it fall into the sun so Goddard can't use it against anyone else. Silver sends them both back to Earth on the Sol knowing full well the only life that awaits them is constant, lonely running. He simultaneously damns himself to live out the rest of his life on the Hephaestus with nothing but a dummy program to keep him company.

[struck-by-the-rain]

it's struggling name this guy hours again,,, aughhhhhhh

a lot of the planet/moon based names which vibe r feminine (like planets named after goddesses) and im hung up over that bc they're transmasc to me,, but also like,, they're an alien who gaf

said this in the tags of a post just now but gahhh i feel like he needs a name or something,,, I like just calling him sk but it gets confusing when u talk about the other kickers.... I can't just call him "ourple kicker" help

[gusbuses]

[socksenjoyer]

I've been struck by a vision of SI-5 playing game of life. Jacobi puts two blue pieces into his car. Kepler maintains that he's not homophobic it's just the RULES say you should put the opposite colour piece into your car when you get married. they argue about this for a while. Jacobi insists it doesn't affect the game, Kepler says it's just the RULES and you HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES JACOBI. The argument becomes oddly personal. They then both realise that while they've been arguing, Maxwell has discovered multiple obscure loopholes within the game's instructions that have allowed her to max out her money and cross the finish line in one turn

[kepler-22b]

i write fic but I don't post that shit, that's for me and max 3 other people to read. That said. I keep being told I should post my Kepler time loop fic when I'm done w it

[sk1fanfiction]

(ch. 13/100 review) — omg the family feels cass… you did not have to do it but you actually totally did. poor mafalda getting all the pressure, i would’ve kms if i was her (me at the slightest inconvenience tbh) and i am an absolute sucker for sirius, he’s kind of so perfect? i love it when he lets harry in on the meetings bc it’s so important that he has a general idea of what’s going on — the issue will always directly relate to him and not knowing things will definitely just cause more chaos so ty for being smart siri !!! also harry just completely ignoring sirius and grabbing a fist full of floo powder? my guy, have you no prior survival instincts? (like ik you’ve got crazy survival instincts but also they’re kind of shit bc why are you putting yourself in that position????) but he gets a pass bc he easily sassed and soloed mr barty crouch jr (nice to know that riddle ranks very high in “opponents that make harry shit his pants”) and cast a patronus, huzzah ! i think it’s hilarious how andromeda clocked bella and harry wanted to know NOTHING about it, like yes, i will mind my business this one time but only bc i find it revolting and i need peace of mind. but yeah, dad!sirius scolding harry and then relenting bc his godson didn’t want to lose him is so cute, they’re family your honour. this whole time i was thinking about poor ruby being left alone like damn, at least she had heph by her side, can’t trust these unloyal bitches (her dream better be the furthest thing from happening or i will riot). i love the little kitchen scene sm pls don’t separate my lovelies, they deserve each other. and the astronomy tower scene with albus and tom… ☹️ that’s (grand)father and son, tom not being annoyed by his presence, him not minding dumbledore possibly reading his mind… THE “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOM”??? AND TOM SMILING???? (also dumbledore having to flat out tell tom he’s using a metaphor, only tom can get him to clarify what he’s saying 😭) bye. bye. bye. i can’t do this, they’re so cute.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I'm so happy you liked it!!!

Also would not want to be Mafalda rn either (when Snape feels bad for you, you know it's bad).

"i am an absolute sucker for sirius, he’s kind of so perfect?" -- Sirius Black approves of this message btw. I always felt bad for Harry in OOTP because he was Going Through It and everyone but Sirius wanted to keep him out of the loop (which of course then led to tragic consequences... :/)

Harry's 'survival instincts' -- not so great at avoiding Situations, great at surviving the Situations. Re: Barty Crouch and Patronuses I thought he deserved a win for once (or two, the Patronus was planned, Barty Crouch was for fun). Plus Harry loves not minding his business but even he has limits (sometimes).

Sirius can only be angry at Harry for two minutes max XD

Ruby however... she's still mad (she's always a little angry tbh).

Sirius is not super super safe (I'm sorryyyyyy) but honestly I don't think I have the heart to kill him off so it's kind of an empty threat.

Tom's character development is paying off after everything the plot (I) put him through. Like getting blood out of a stone but we did it! This is what they could have been though, I think the whole Albus and Tom dynamic in canon is really interesting but tragic but anyway...

Also only Tom is pigheaded enough to respond to an obvious metaphor with 'um ackshually Kepler's laws' and force Dumbledore's hand like that.

I actually had a note in my outline for this chapter saying 'Needs to end with Dumbledore saying Happy Birthday to Tom. That’s non-negotiable'