#Matchflies

[viceandmature]

Talking about their Bosses

[tampire]

(insp)

[alto-tries]

everyone’s crying over ep6 cuz of ineffable husbands but i’m crying because oh my god these two are adorable

[tana-draws]

the real victim of good omens 2 is the little carrier fly.

Imagine you’re a strange little demonic fly. Just a little demonic fly who purpose is to store stuff for your Lord. One day, you’re Lord decides to gift you to their boyfriend. Ok ok cool, you’re just chilling in a matchbox, doesn’t matter because you’re a demonic fly and don’t need to eat, apparently. Or maybe Gabriel takes a trip down to earth every now and then to feed you. Then, one day, your Lord’s boyfriend actually uses you to store stuff. His memories.

you

a silly little fly

get 6000 years worth of ethereal knowledge slammed into your tiny, tiny brain.

You follow your Lord’s boyf around for two reasons.

The part of him in you feels a pull towards him.

You desperately want him to take back the memories. A fly, regardless of whether or not they are of demonic origins or were made to store things, is not meant to have this much supernatural, existential knowledge.

now, what happens when you wait, desperately, for him to take the memories back?

he fucking slams books in your general direction.

Of course, you are no ordinary housefly, so you make it. But the disrespect.

all you can hope for is that someday you will be opened, freed from this life of pain.

[demonaria]

if beelz and gabe come back from space mpreg with jesus 2.0 like tiktok is suggesting i might have to actually rethink my life and move to some remote mountain top to be a hermit

[motherdanger]

The Prince of Hell is in LOVE love ❤️

[fallendoctor]

listen, i understand beelzebub COMPLETELY

[weakassknees]

(Jim voice) Matchfly. Long for boxfly, short for ineffable bureaucracy

[ivory--raven]

[lightning-macrine]

The way that there are still people (not on here, on Twitter tho) wishing that Anna Maxwell Martin (a white woman) still played Beelzebub in season 2 – despite genuinely not being available – over Shelley Conn (a brown woman) and even saying stuff like “especially because ineffable bureaucracy became canon” feels veeeeeery weird (read: racist) to me 🫤

[cloverthegrand]

Good Omens wip dump 1

[imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper]

Has anyone figured out what movie was playing at the resurrectionist when Beez and Gabe had their little date? Because it looked like someone was flying a plane and a fly landed on a gauge and I wanna know what it was.

[tampire]

♪ Everyday, it's a-getting closer ♪

♪ Going faster than a rollercoaster ♪

♪ Love like yours will ♪

♪ Surely come my way ♪

♪ A-hey, a-hey-hey ♪

Gabriel and Beelzebub eventually survive the consequences of The Metatron and Satan

Bonus:

[a-boy-writes-stuff]

Just updated this fic!

[whenthebureaucratsareineffable]

I wrote the firzzt day thing!!! I did it are you proud of me/j

(fic info under cut)

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Other

Fandom: Good Omens (TV)

Relationship: Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens)

Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Dancing, Slow Dancing, Rain, Dancing in the Rain, Love, Falling In Love, Idiots in Love, Nonbinary Character, Canon Compliant, Canon Non-Binary Character, They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Gabriel (Good Omens)

Summary: Gabriel and Beelzebub lose track of time

[tana-draws]

Don’t reblog. Take a screenshot and upload it, but tag it with all your OTPs.