#Mason Hopkins

[killerlittlerejects]

More morgue files AU time~

But first-

⚠️ This relationship is toxic and is not meant to be a romanticized, nor do I support these kinds of relationships. Jeffrey Mason is a horrible person. This AU does not affect the canon timeline of TMF in anyway, please repesct and support the original work⚠️

I say “relationship,” but the two never properly are a thing at any point lol.

I found a cute pose on Pinterest, and for some reason, because TMF was on the brain, that I should use it as an opportunity to draw Nina and Jeff together. It’s most likely not canon, if it is, Jeff was somehow bribed along into this lmao. But it’s cute, and I’m happy with how it came out.

But yeah, as stated before, these two are anything but healthy. Nina’s crush turns into borderline obsession and becomes very stalkery, due to her flaw or easily becoming way too attached to people and fear of abandonment thanks to trauma. And Jeff most likely sees her nothing but an accessory and an ego boost. Having a girl so into him rocks, but he hates the clingyness, only really bothering to deal with her for compliments. Maybe a small part of him liked her, but all that is thrown away when he’s burned.

Anyway, this art was fun to do, I liked doing the little Snapchat affect. Nina’s just so happy to spend time with the boy she likes, poor oblivious girl.

[hannibalxhopskins]

Okay so something I thought about for a while now is we know how Mason Verger is a pedophile right? Well, the thing is I think that Dr. Lecter killing him would’ve been way too easy a punishment so leaving him alive with a completely disfigured face is the greatest punishment of all because he has to live with it and it also keeps children away from him bc his appearance would frighten them.

Mason should also highkey be happy that Hannibal didn’t kill him either and was instead merciful about it by letting Cordell push him into the pen bc we damn well know Hannibal wouldn’t have been as lenient if he were the one who chose to kill Mason 😂😂😂

[ur-lll]

Still trying to draw, but I mostly just bedrot. It’s hard to get up, so all I can show for now is more WIP :(

My whole body is very weak, sorry for no content 😭. I really want to finish Bully but I just can’t get up.

Tbh this summer killed me the exams killed me I want to basically die I barely move because I have no strength. I think I need help. Or a rest.

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𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎

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𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐.

𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚎, 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚎 𝚒 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚝. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙾𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚓𝚎𝚏𝚏 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑....𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎. 𝙷𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚛. 𝙹𝚎𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎, 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚎. 𝙹𝚎𝚏𝚏 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖...𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎... 𝙸 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍. 𝙸 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚋𝚞𝚝, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙷𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎. 𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎. 𝙷𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚘����....𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑!

𝙸 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖... 𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎.... 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙼𝚢 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚓𝚎𝚏𝚏...𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎. 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚒 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚓𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚔. 𝙸 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜..𝚘𝚑 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚒 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚏 𝚒 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍..𝚖𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢! 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚓𝚎𝚏𝚏. 𝙳𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚎𝚏𝚏..𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝙸 𝚊𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑. 𝙼𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘! 𝙸𝚏 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚔𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜. 𝙰𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎?!

𝙸𝚖 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎. 𝙸 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎.....𝚜𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚒 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎? 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚢 '𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞'....𝚖𝚖? 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚝, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎? 𝙸..𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎? 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎?

𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚐𝚘, 𝚓𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛..𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚓𝚎𝚏𝚏. 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚓𝚘𝚋!! 𝙼𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝. 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕..𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 ��𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢.

𝙹𝚎𝚏𝚏? 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎. 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎~

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Audrey Rose (1977)

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HANNIBAL (2001)

So this is a very lackluster follow-up to Silence of the Lambs, a movie with a very strong cast, script, and plot. This movie does not have those things, the book was not nearly as boring as this movie but without a Buffalo Bill or Tooth Fairy character to tie everyone together the film just dragged.

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The first ten minutes are really special because Starling (now Julianne Moore) is part of a sting gone wrong and shoots a woman holding the fakest baby ever. Then Starling takes a real baby and cleans it with a HOSE on an ice bath for fish (wack). This is all after Barney is giving secrets about what he and Hannibal talked about during their late night prison gab sessions to a guy with a really abnormal face. The first hour is just Hannibal fucking around in Florence. 

The FBI are trying to get Hannibal but so is the guy with the abnormal face, and Hanni is just being Hanni and killing those trying to wrong him (or just being rude). When he realizes he is being pursued he comes back to the USA to creep on Clarice and ultimately get caught by Abnormal Face’s goons. Starling says Fuck No to that and storms the castle for her man, causes a ruckus, gets shot, and Hannibal ends up rescuing her. Also the dude with the abnormal face is like that because of Hanni but now he is being eaten by pigs (also because of Hanni).

Yo, it was brutal as fuck when Hannibal straight up took the top of that guys head off like a hat, fried part of his brain and fed it to him. Starling gagged, I gagged, the world gagged. Cannibalism is one of my biggest fears and this is a prime example of it being super freaky. The man was never going to be okay again and he was commenting on the taste of his own brain meat… Barf! This totally turns Starling off which I completely understand but then she can’t fall for Hanni like she is supposed to but we learned from MISERY and CUJO that we are NOT following the book to the letter so… “Ta-ta, H.”

[penicillinsteve]

The knowledge that Hannibal Lecter knows what a popper is kills me I don't even know why

[holmesoldfellow]

Poster for "Murder by Decree" (1979)

[asherisawkward]

Owl House Hunger Games

[darkmatter-nebula]

Could I get mason,colli and his siblings getting ice cream and Jacob is there ? Pls

Greetings, my dear @cookierun-fan! 👋😊

Thanks for the request!

Drabble: Ignoring The Restraining Order

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me..." Hunter whispered through gritted teeth as he spotted a certain conspiracy theorist. Jacob Hopkins was stalking Colli again, despite the restraining order. The rest of Colli's siblings were angry as well.

Fortunately, Mason tied up Jacob with his construction magic and carried the idiot to the nearest Police Department. As for Colli, the small starboy with otherworldly fluffy lavender hair and a heart of gold was blissfully unaware.

The kindhearted eternal child was pulled into a tight yet soft group hug by his beloved big siblings. Hunter was the most affectionate. The young Grimwalker showered the immortal celestial boy's adorable multi-colored face with lots of soft and loving brotherly kisses.

The End

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[thebestestwinner]

Posters included so nobody gets confused about which adaptation of Little Women they're voting for

Top two vote-getters will move on to the next round. See pinned post for all groups!

[weirdlookindog]

Audrey Rose (1977)

[hauntedppgpaints]

Hottest Alternate on Each Team Poll Results!!

GOOOOOOOOOD EVENING HOCKEYBLR!

I've got the piping hot results of the poll I posted this week, served fresh and ready to be read! The final count was 623 votes!

TOP 10 ACROSS THE LEAGUE:

Leon Draisaitl, 537

Ryan O'Reilly, 521

Travis Konecny, 520

Claude Giroux, 519

Brendan Gallagher, 504

Nick Schmaltz, 496

Kris Letang & Victor Hedman, 464

Mark Scheifele, 461

Marcus Foligno, 445

Matthew Tkachuk, 443

BOTTOM 10 ACROSS THE LEAGUE:

Corey Perry, 7

John Carlson, 11

Jakob Silfverberg, 14

Lawson Crouse, 19

Sam Reinhart, 22

Jaden Schwartz, 28

Darnell Nurse, 29

Connor Murphy, 31

Cam Fowler, 37

Jonathan Huberdeau & MacKenzie Weegar , 40

Detailed tallies, pie charts, and fun facts are below the cut! Sorry about how the teams are paired together, there's a 30 image limit on posts :(

Ducks:

Adam Henrique, 338

Troy Terry, 130

Mason McTavish, 104

Cam Fowler, 37

Jakob Silfverberg, 14

Coyotes:

Nick Schmaltz, 496

Clayton Keller, 108

Lawson Crouse, 19

Bruins:

David Pastrnak, 398

Charlie McAvoy, 225

Sabres:

Rasmus Dahlin, 390

Zemgus Girgensons, 233

Flames:

Elias Lindholm, 300

Rasmus Andersson, 138

Chris Tanev, 105

Jonathan Huberdeau, 40

MacKenzie Weegar, 40

Hurricanes:

Sebastian Aho, 310

Jordan Martinook, 170

Jaccob Slavin, 143

Blackhawks:

Seth Jones, 268

Jason Dickinson, 173

Nick Foligno, 144

Connor Murphy, 31

Corey Perry, 7

Avalanche:

Mikko Rantanen, 292

Nathan MacKinnon, 231

Cale Makar, 100

Blue Jackets:

Zach Werenski, 376

Sean Kuraly, 182

Erik Gudbranson, 65

Stars:

Tyler Seguin, 426

Miro Heiskanen, 100

Joe Pavelski, 56

Esa Lindell, 41

Red Wings:

Ben Chiarot, 324

Andrew Copp, 199

David Perron, 100

Oilers:

Leon Draisaitl, 537

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, 57

Darnell Nurse, 29

Panthers:

Matthew Tkachuk, 443

Aaron Ekblad, 158

Sam Reinhart, 22

Kings:

Phillip Danault, 433

Drew Doughty, 190

Wild:

Marcus Foligno, 445

Kirill Kaprizov, 114

Joel Eriksson Ek, 64

Canadiens:

Brendan Gallagher, 504

Mike Matheson, 119

Predators:

Ryan O'Reilly, 521

Ryan McDonagh, 102

Devils:

Jack Hughes, 327

Erik Haula, 171

Ondrej Palat, 81

Jesper Bratt, 44

Islanders:

Cal Clutterbuck, 329

Scott Mayfield, 120

Brock Nelson, 105

Jean-Gabriel Pageau, 69

Rangers:

Mika Zibanejad, 240

Adam Fox, 207

Chris Kreider, 71

Artemi Panarin, 59

Barclay Goodrow, 46

Senators:

Claude Giroux, 519

Thomas Chabot, 104

Flyers:

Travis Konecny, 520

Scott Laughton, 103

Penguins:

Kris Letang, 464

Evgeni Malkin, 159

Sharks:

Luke Kunin, 288

Mario Ferraro, 188

Mikael Granlund, 88

Tomas Hertl, 59

Kraken:

Jordan Eberle, 258

Adam Larsson, 201

Yanni Gourde, 136

Jaden Schwartz, 28

Blues:

Colton Parayko, 225

Justin Faulk, 202

Robert Thomas, 196

Lightning:

Victor Hedman, 464

Nikita Kucherov, 159

Maple Leafs:

Mitch Marner, 310

Auston Matthews, 188

Morgan Rielly, 125

Canucks:

J. T. Miller, 407

Elias Pettersson, 216

Golden Knights:

William Karlsson, 235

Jonathan Marchessault, 168

Alex Pietrangelo, 118

Jack Eichel, 102

Capitals:

Tom Wilson, 289

T. J. Oshie, 240

Nicklas Backstrom, 83

John Carlson, 11

Jets:

Mark Scheifele, 461

Josh Morrissey, 162

[zepuckinghockey]

It's NHL wedding season! I'm aware of 10 NHLers who got married over the July 7-8, 2023 weekend as well as two related weddings. As best as I can, I've listed them out including as many verified player guests as I could find. Shoutout to the server for helping me ID a lot of generic looking faces. I've got some teams listed for context.

Feel free to let me know of people I've missed! This list has been edited on September 9th. I'm pretty sure wedding season is over, but feel free to message me with someone I missed.

June 16th, 2023 Weddings:

Kyle Clague - Sabres Notable Guests: Nolan Patrick

July 4th, 2023 Weddings:

Colin Blackwell - Hawks Notable Guests: Alex Kerfoot

July 6th, 2023 Weddings:

Tyler Bertuzzi - Red Wings Notable Guests: Michael Rasumussen, Zach Nastasiuk

July 7th, 2023 Weddings:

Alex Nedeljkovic - currently Penguins (previously Canes, Red Wings) Notable Attendees: Scott Wedgewood

Jordan Binnington - Blues Notable Attendees: Jordan Kyrou, Marco Scandella, Sammy Blais, Faulk, Perron, Logan Brown, Joshua Leivo, Vince Dunn, Robby Fabbri, Joel Edmundson, Robert Thomas, Oskar Sundqvist, Colton Parayko, Jake Walman

July 8th, 2023 Weddings:

Tyson Barrie - currently on the Preds (previously: Oilers, Leafs, Avs) Notable Attendees: everyone. Sidney Crosby, Nathan MacKinnon, Mitch Marner, Zach Hyman, Connor McDavid, Alex Kerfoot, John Tavares, Jack Campbell, Justin Holl, Evander Kane, Darnell Nurse, Mike Smith, Bayne Pettinger, Tyler Ennis, Colin Wilson, Michael Hutchinson, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Cody Ceci, Evan Bouchard, Luke Schenn, Devin Shore, Gabe Landeskog

Vinni Lettieri - currently on the Wild (previously Ducks) Notable Attendees: Trevor Zegras, Jake Bischoff, Tony DeAngelo, Jimmy Vesey, Kevin Hayes, Brady Skjei, Kevin Shattenkirk, John Gibson, Zach Bogosian, Sam Carrick, Jake Gardiner, James van Riemsdyk

Sam Reinhart - currently on the Panthers (previously Sabres) Notable Attendees: Mason Marchment, Brandon Montour, Owen Tippett

Chandler Stephenson - currently on the Knights (previously Caps) Notable Attendees: Will Carrier, Reilley Smith, Mark Stone, Cody Eakin, Jack Eichel, Alex Tuch

Sam Girard - currently on the Avs (previously Preds) Notable Attendees: Nicolas Aube-Kubel, Ryan Graves

Dylan Gambrell - currently on the Leafs (previously Sharks, Sens) Notable Attendees: Mathieu Joseph, Austin Watson (thanks anon!)

Gustav Forsling - currently on the Panthers Notable Attendees: Alex Wennberg, Marcus Hogberg, Patric Hornquist, Lucas Carlsson, Erik Gustafsson

Tyler Motte - (Rangers, Blue Jackets, Blackhawks, Senators, Canucks) Notable Attendees: Brock Boesser

Brett Richie - (Yotes, Flames)

Emerance Maschmeyer & Genevieve Lacasse - WoHo Olympic gold medalists Notable Attendees: Sarah Nurse, Erin Ambrose, Laura Stacey, Marie-Philip Poulin, Haley Irwin, just like all the big woho names

Dominik Tiffels - German hockey player Notable Attendees: Leon Draisaitl

Frankie Borrelli - Barstool Sports and Fore Play Golf Notable Attendees: Brock Nelson, Matt Martin, Adam Pelech, Scott Mayfield, Josh Bailey - info thanks to @barzyblogbabe

Morgan Reilly - Leafs Notable Attendees: his wife Tessa Virtue

July 13th, 2023 Weddings:

Dryden Hunt - Rangers Notable Guests: Kyle Burroughs

July 15th, 2023 Weddings:

Tyler Seguin - Stars (Bruins) Notable Guests: Jamie Benn, John Klingberg, Scott Wedgewood, Jesse Blacker, Mason Marchment, Ty Dellandrea, Justin Dowling

Luke Kunin - (Sharks, Wild) Notable Attendees: Colton Sissons, Matthew Tkachuk, Brady Tkachuk, (Taryn Tkachuk)

AJ Greer - Bruins (Avs, Devils) Notable Attendees: Scott Kosmachuk

Andy Andreoff - (Kings, Flyers, Islanders) Notable Attendees: Sean Couturier, Scott Laughton, Shayne Gostibehere, Erik Gudbranson, Milan Lucic

Juuso Valimaki - Coyotes

July 16, 2023 Weddings:

Kevin Hayes - Blues (Flyers, Rangers, Jets) Notable Attendees: Johnny Gaudreau, Tony DeAngelo, Brady Skjei, Jimmy Vesey

July 20th, 2023 Weddings:

Lawson Crouse - Coyotes Notable Attendees: Phil Kessel, Shayne Gostibehere, Liam O'Brien, Nick Schmaltz, Darcy Kuemper, Taylor Hall, Jacob Bryson, Travis Konecny

July 21st, 2023 Weddings:

Nicolas Aube-Kubel - Caps (Avs) Notable Attendees: Anthony Mantha, Julien Gauthier

Brady Tkachuk - Sens Notable Attendees: Matthew Tkachuk, Josh Norris, Thomas Chabot, Mark Stone, Mathieu Joseph, Luke Kunin, Christian Fischer, Ryan Donato, Robert Thomas, Alex Debrincat, Cam Talbot, Nick Holden, Quinn Hughes, Jack Hughes, Luke Hughes, Jake Sanderson, Shane Pinto, Dylan Gambrell, Colin White, Jacob Chychrun, Kevin Hayes

Juuse Saros - Predators Notable Attendees: Eeli Tolvanen, Kevin Lankinen

Tanner Jeannot - Lightning Notable Attendees: Brett Howden, Noah Gregor, Jayden Halbgewachs, Jeremy Lauzon, Alex Carrier

July 22nd, 2023 Weddings:

Alex Kerfoot - Coyotes (Maple Leafs) Notable Attendees: Justin Holl, Colin Blackwell, John Tavares, Morgan Reilly, Michael Bunting, Mitch Marner, Jake Muzzin

Nick Paul - Lightning (Senators) Notable Attendees: Chris Driedger, Drake Batherson, Thomas Chabot, Anthony Cirelli, Alex Killorn

Keith Kinkaid - (Devils, Canadiens, Rangers, Bruins, Avs)

July 24th, 2023 Weddings:

Anthony Mantha - Capitals Notable Guests: Nicholas Aube-Kubel, Julien Gauthier, Nick Jensen, Jonathan Benier

July 27th, 2023 Weddings:

Pavel Zacha - Bruins (Devils) Notable Attendees: Nico Hischier, Jesper Bratt

July 28th, 2023 Weddings:

Karson Kuhlman - Islanders (Kraken, Jets) Notable Guests: Kasimir Kaskiskuo

July 29th, 2023 Weddings:

Connor Murphy - Blackhawks (Coyotes) Notable Attendees: Sean Kuraly, Anthony Duclair, Dylan Strome, Jonathan Toews, Alex Debrincat, Taylor Raddysh, Mackenzie Entwistle, Brandon Hagel

Mitch Marner - Leafs Notable Attendees: Best Boy Zeus 🐶, Matt Martin, James Van Riemsdyk, Jake Gardiner, Tyler Bozak, Connor Brown, Justin Holl, Nazem Kadri, Willy Nylander, Zach Bogosian, Kyle Clifford, Jake Muzzin, Auston Matthews, Alex Kerfoot, Michael Bunting, Freddie Anderson, Rasmus Sandin, Morgan Reilly, Tyson Barrie, Connor Carrick, Joe Thorton, Patrick Marleau, Zach Hyman, Jack Campbell, TJ Brodie, Tyler Ennis, John Tavares, Timothy Liljegren

Ethan Bear - Canucks (Oilers, Hurricanes) Notable Attendees: Mat Barzal, Caleb Jones, Jujhar Khaira, Riley Stillman, Thatcher Demko, Austin Strand

Boone Jenner - Blue Jackets Notable Attendees: Zach Werenski, Seth Jones, Nick Blankenburg, Cole Sillinger, David Savard, Andrew Peeke, Scott Laughton, Elvis Merzlikins, Erik Gubranson

July 30th, 2023 Weddings:

Ryan Donato - Blackhawks (Kraken, Bruins) Notable Attendees: Jared McCann, Yanni Gourde, Matty Beniers, Adam Fox

August 3rd, 2023 Weddings:

Kevin Lankinen - Predators Notable Guests: Eeli Tolvanen

August 4th, 2023 Weddings:

Taylor Raddysh - Blackhawks (Lightning) Notable Guests: Dylan Strome, Connor Murphy, Anthony Cirelli

Kevin Hayes (2.0) - still Blues (Flyers, Rangers, Jets) Notable Guests: Keith Yandle, Scott Laughton, Shayne Gostibhere, Travis Sanheim, James van Riemsdyk, Brady Tkachuk, Matthew Tkachuk, Johnny Gaudreau, JT Miller, Zach Sanford, Tony DeAngelo, Brian Dumoulin, Brady Skjei, Paul Carey

August 5th, 2023 Weddings:

Conor Garland - Canucks (Coyotes) Notable Guests: Ryan Donato, Jakob Chychrun, Clayton Keller

Brendan Dillon - Jets (Capitals) Notable Guests: Tom Wilson, TJ Oshie, Jordie Benn, Jamie Benn, Trevor van Riemsdyke, Nic Dowd, Nick Jensen

Charlie McAvoy - Bruins Notable Guests: Hampus Lindholm, AJ Greer, Connor Clifton, Noel Acciari, Taylor Hall, Conor Sheary, Brad Marchand, Jake Debrusk, Matt Gryzeleyk, Derek Forbort, Brandon Carlo, David Krejci, Tuukka Rask, Jeremy Swayman, Charlie Coyle, Krug Torey, Matthew Tkachuk, Casey Fitzgerald, Colin White, Patrice Bergeron

Austin Watson - Senators Notable Guests: Cam Talbot, Anton Forsberg, Jarred Tinordi, Nick Paul, DJ Smith, Dylan Gambrell, Nick Holden, Thomas Chabot

Gage Quinney - Knights Notable Guests: Zach Whitecloud, Nicolas Roy, Jake Bischoff

Micke Rosell - player agent Notable Guests: William Nylander, Alex Nylander, Sam Ersson, Marcus Bjork

Joonas Johansson - Avs

August 6th, 2023 Weddings:

Dylan Larkin - Red Wings Notable Guests: Sam Gagner, Tyler Bertuzzi, Trevor Zegras, Kyle Connor, Troy Stecher, Marc Staal, Jeff Petry, Darren Helm, Zach Werenski, Mitchell Stephens, Riley Sheahan, Cole Caufield, Jack Hughes

August 11th, 2023 Weddings:

Shea Theodore - Knights Notable Guests: Ryan Reaves, Marc-Andre Fleury, Nick Holden, Mark Stone, Chandler Stephenson, Alex Tuch, Dylan Strome, Erik Haula, Jaycob Megna, Will Carrier, Jack Eichel, Alex Pietrangelo

Ryan Hartman - Wild Notable Guests: Matt Dumba, Marcus Foligno, Jared Spurgeon, Cam Talbot, Kirill Kaprizov, Jordan Greenway, Jon Merrill, Alex Goligoski, Jake Middleton, Mason Shaw, Calen Addison, Nick Schmalt, Matthew Boldy, Brandon Duhaime, Connor Dewar, Luke Kunin

August 12th, 2023 Weddings:

Chris Kreider - Rangers Notable Guests: Mika Zibanejad