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Today I found out my dead grandpa was a massive shoplifter and every ice cream sandwich, Little Debbie roll and candy he gave me was more than likely stolen. He always had little gifts for me. Gifts he had stolen. Apparently Walmart was his favorite spot to steal from. I thought I couldn’t love and respect my grandfather any more than I already did but I do now. Poppy, you were a real one.

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library meshi

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Give me that journal

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pitbull with no reference

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Most-used word in each US state.

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I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said “I love your necklace!!” and another girl said “I love love love love your necklace!” and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more ��love” to their sentences and then one girl just said “its not that great”

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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

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the wicked movie should be the normal stage musical intercut with heinously graphic scenes from the novel with no attempts to integrate the two. for example they all sing no one mourns the wicked like normal, and then cut to elphabas mom having crazy sex with a glassblower named turtle heart and trying to get baby elphaba to accidentally drown herself

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Pokémon FireRed (GBA, 2004) Hydro Pump

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I have nothing against trans girl headcanon stuff where people are like "this character would dress and present exactly the same as they did pretransition" but its always applied to characters it absolutely would not apply to

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controversially stating that some of yalls favorite toxic ships are actually incredibly boring

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there’s this thing called “nouns” and me and the fags? we’ve gone pro

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