#Mar Failboat miitopia

[rosetheocto]

i was told to post this

[gnomey22]

A revival of Failtopia text posts

Been a while since I’ve done this. The Party Crashers text posts completely popped off with notes, so I kind of didn’t feel the same rush to make more as I usually would, but I’m back in the swing of things now, there should be another volume coming out sometime soon, maybe even another Party Crashers volume.

Previous Volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/762239841421426688/a-league-of-failtopia-textposts?source=share

Next Volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/769055308809191424/a-milestone-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[samthecookielord]

WE'RE SO BACK

[sailorstarfishi]

FAILTOPIA DAILY UNTIL S3: DAY 24

MAR DEAD IN A GLUE TRAP.

[decimal86]

Ranking The Incident's members from "normal-ish straightman" to "interesting weirdo (affectionate)" based on their personalities. I am sorry if you disagree, but I respect your opinions on this matter.

1. Shrimp. Despite her admittedly off-putting smile, she's also just a very kindhearted young girl with a love for music. Consistently seems to fill the role as a younger sibling for other members to defend. Shrimp just wants to make others happy and seems like a relatively normal shark girl idol.

2. Big Bill. Surprisingly, for a buff, humanoid duck, he actually seems pretty chill. Don't have much to say about him, so he gets this by default.

3. Orion. Probably the closest to the "traditional" heroic archetype, being a strong and devoted family man with plenty of skill as a swordsman. He loves his daughter, plays both classes to the best of his ability, and is probably the voice of reason a lot of the time. The only thing keeping him down a bit is his odd attempts at giving presents and seeing an immortal chef with a thousand-yard stare and massive eyebrows as the best pick for a partner.

4. Erica. In a way, I see her and Orion as two sides of the same coin, being dedicated warriors who changed classes with a strong urge to keep their team safe. However, her Season 2 development led to her throwing much of her caution to the wind, so her temper and violent streak knock her placement down a bit. Still, I definitely could see her being the type to call others on their crap and forcing herself back into the straightwoman role if really needed. Very much a case of "only functional by comparison."

5. Failboat. The man, the myth, the definitely (maybe) not a furry, he's... gone through a lot since the first season. While it's difficult to say where the creator ends and the character's personality begins, I personally see C!Fail as a pretty nice guy, just world-weary and desperate for a break after his experience of the world. (TBF, makes sense given his relationship with Chat). Also, any man who eats spaghetti with cat paws on cannot be labeled as normal.

6. Bo. Certainly not the most unhinged even after her vampire transformation, but her generally seeming on edge a lot of the time makes me feel she deserves this position. Honestly, I'd just say her position fluctuates as much as Failboat's and Erica's.

7. Friend. While we likely can't truly judge a maybe-divine entity with human norms, I do think them being fairly serene and forgiving, yet also casting Righteous Anger with zero hesitancy and a stone cold smile, can speak for itself.

8. Mar. While his stoicism and apathy towards the zany nature of his party do make him appear normal at first, I'd argue it also makes him nearly as unhinged as the two members below him. Except, instead of being the "blast the door off the hinges" unhinged, he's the "saw it down and let it fall over" kind of unhinged. An odd mix of blank mindedness, Italian plumber cosplay, and top-notch leadership. To quote one of the memes @gnomey22 posted, Mar is "queer as in gay, yes, but also queer as in really very peculiar." He sees recklessness but willingly chooses to just watch it happen.

9. Chi. This, THIS is a character that I feel like could actually break everything in her body, survive and get healed, and immediately repeat whatever it is she just did—either for science, her love of fire, or just because it's fun. Sometimes for her friends, yeah, but mostly one of the above things. She sees everything from gender norms and to the laws of chemistry and just goes, "Hmm... nah, not really up for that," and defies them openly and instantaneously. Honestly, though, I vibe with it. Can definitely see why a lot of people like her!

10. Chat. I mean, what did you expect? They're a loose cannon both literally and figuratively. They spread mayonnaise on Failboat's head when he was ill. Proclaimed their friendship with their team before firing them at the enemy. They're a bundle of untamed voices, like a nest of fire ants who lost a pheromone trail.

...Well, that took longer than I thought. Hope anyone who sees this enjoyed it, though!

[cosmo-production]

ranting/reivew the failtopia season 2 cast's canon outfits (my opinions, these just the design wore during the finale battle) starting with the greenhorne gang + mar

mar:

im confilcted on his look becuase one hand it fits his character perfectly but on the other its kinda bland that the starting outfit is the one he keeps. mar isn't really a standout guy. His whole gimmick is how bland and apathetic he is to this weird and wacky world he lives so this basic look fits him really well; it really appeals the real Mario with a role as "the everyman" or jack of all trades. I would love for him to wear the hero chef outfit as an upgrade because the base colors fit the mar's color pallet but add gold as the accent color, but it does seem too flashy for his taste, and the suit has a small tinge of overdesign.

Orion:

Orion has a similar case to his friend when comes to outfit, yes on the character side of things, it does fit well, but from a design standpoint, it doesn't really work as well, I could talk about how the color palette is bloated or the design is incohesive but THATS THE POINT it's NOT SUPPOSED to LOOK GOOD. if we're to give a rating it would just be a comically large question mark

shrimp:

so the heart look is actually really good with only problem being that there was a cyan palette that would work well, but the pink does stand out a lot more in contrast to the body, your eyes are gonna be draw to the mouth so the outfit being so cute aesthetic wise to contrast the uneasy feeling the mouth gives off works in her favor, the small frame kinda covers up the over design issue you might have with it

friend:

friends' final outfit is solid, with a lot of character and style. At the same time, I preferred the pink look for them. Black doesn't feel like their type of color, but that's just nitpicking. the outfit is more priest than a cleric, but it fits with the friend's somewhat mysterious nature. "zone replacing Lee as the additional character on friend's face is something that mostly down to preface; it was one of friend's main selling points as a character but both work in there own way with zone being more separate and in line with the outfit but lee fits more with friends when it comes to symmetry.

[gnomey22]

I don't usually do this, but I have to point out how much this sounds like Mar/Orion

unmatched ship dynamic: "i've done terrible things in the past" x "all i care about is who you are in the present"

[littengamer909]

The Failtopia High School AU

I think it's high time I actually posted about this au!

It's exactly what it sounds like: I put everyone in high school!

The grades are as follows:

Freshmen (9th Grade): Shrimp, Chat

Sophomores (10th Grade): Chi, Lanc, Deko, Joker, Big Bill

Juniors (11th Grade): Erica, Failboat, Friend, Rose, Pirahnyawn, Bo

Seniors (12th Grade): Orion, Mar, Simple Bob, Smuk

Bonus: Petunyawn and Slapo are both in middle school (7th grade, to be precise)

The AU still takes place in Miitopia, so everyone is still whatever variety of nonhuman they originally are, but Chat and Friend look a lot more humanoid.

Most of them are band kids (and I will post what sections they're in eventually, or sooner if someone asks about them!). Kronkui is the band director, because I think that's the closest think high school has to a god (trust me, I'm a band kid, I would know).

Relationships: Lee in this AU is Friend's ex who goes to a different school, Rose and Pirahnyawn have the most superficial and strained relationship you've ever seen, Chi and Lanc are in that limbo of are-we-friends-or-are-we-dating, and Erica and Bo definitely like each other but nobody has made a move yet.

Other trivia: The school is called Greenhorn High and the mascot is the Banshees!

PLEASE ask me about this au i REALLY want to tell people more about it

[toxic-emilia]

I just realised that the s1 and s2 A Team in Failboat's Miitopia series is kinda the same team in terms of jobs.

Smuk and Mar: Chef

Simple Bob and Orion: Warrior

Failboat and Shrimp: Popstar

Erica and Friend: Cleric

[bugsinspace]

[gnomey22]

this is especially funny when you consider that, last time this happened, Mar was the hydrogen bomb He fell off /j

been watching failtopia vods the last week or so

hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby

[gnomey22]

A gift of Failtopia text posts

For the big day, I thought it’d be fitting to give you all a new helping of what seems to be everyone’s favourite thing I do here. Not that I’m complaining, these are still a lot of fun to make!

Previous volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/769055308809191424/a-milestone-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[samthecookielord]

my friend is going to pax west and i wanted her to get something signed for me... so i spedrun this as fast as possible sfdhfdshjfsd

[sailorstarfishi]

Hey! Hope you're well :]

Characters besides Lee/ Hank that you think Friend's got an interesting dynamic with? Personally, I'd argue Erica!

oh... hello... (is posing extravagantly under the beautiful rays of the sun)

anyways THANK YOU FOR ASKING. i totally agree friendica is so so real. but. bbut i also really really REALLY like friendmar especially mar being the therapist of the therapist friend (LOL) if that makes sense😛😛

like, since mar already went through that kind of process (shoutout kazoo man you a real one) he's more than equipped to help friend. especially when she's adamant that she doesn't need it, because why would she? she's not the one that needs help, they do!!

idk im a freak ummm who else

OH OH. DEKO AND FRIEND IS SO PEAK IM SO SAD PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING ON IT. dude deko is a literal "monster" and friend is a literal angel. they're GOING to pity deko, and they're going to pity HARD

i especially like it when it crosses over into coddling territory? like a more protective toriel. as in, friend literally restricts deko so that it's easier for her to look out for him. maybe even cutting him off from other people but that's an idea for another time..... :3c

those r my main two i think

ok bye (returns to the mariana trenches)

[incorrect-failboat-miitopia]

Failboat: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. That’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Orion: That’s ridiculous. Name one example.

Failboat: Wasps.

Chat: Spiders.

Friend: Chihuahuas.

Mar: Shrimp.