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Thomas & Manu: still a match made in heaven after 15 years of marriage ā¤ļø
#āand still do with manu even though weāve been married for 15 yearsā#š³ļøāšš¤Ø?#fuck it neuller is canon#love wins#breaking news: ādecade partners happily married for 15 years#neuller#thomas mĆ¼ller#thomas mueller#thomas muller#manuel neuer#fc bayern#fc bayern munich#fc bayern mĆ¼nchen#footballer quotes#videos
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incorrect bayern quotes
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Sky reports that Manuel Neuer has been training āobsessivelyā and will make a comeback sooner than expected. He will start goalkeeping training and running in about 2 weeks. They say he has been supporting Yann Sommer and their new goalkeeping coach in training.
Thomas Tuchel wants to welcome him back as number 1 as soon as possible, also due to leadership qualities and defense management.
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Me desperately waiting for an update on Manuās new hairstyle:
#there are dozens of cameras awaiting outside sƤbener strasse yet no one got a picture of him ever seen he got a new hairstyle#did he rly fuck up with his hair so he paid to pull all those pics off š¤§#manuel neuer#bayern#fc bayern
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when manu and thomas return to the pitch, that's when good things will return to this club, I am 100% sure
They will definitely bring a lot on the pitch but I think that Manu being back will also help a lot for the management of the team. These babies need their mommy. More seriously I have the feeling that the atmosphere within the team isn't so good recently, which is perfectly understandable considering the events of the last months, but I think that Manu's absence also had a great impact on that. We missed his calm yet powerful leadership. Him and Thomas works a little bit like Philipp and Bastian back in the days, one is the quiet leader while the other is the vocal leader and Bayern needs both of them to function well.
#sorry for the long answer#this is really the best of news#!!!!#manuel neuer#fc bayern#HE IS BACK#thank you the ask dear anon let's hope that the good times are back
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Although I think New year is overrated as fuckkkš I do wish all my bayernblr besties a happy Neuer Jahr!
Praying and manifesting that at least some of us can see our sexy team in real life bc we deserve itšš
Stay safe and healthy and lot's of loveš„š
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dont want to come as off rude but didnt tapalovic caused all that goalkeeper drama with manuel? like not hearing the coach, just focusing on his 'best friend', etc?
Yeah thatās whatās circulating out there? I cannot judge the truth content of those hearsays, obviously, but rn they seem to be rather one sided, to put it nicely. Clearly Toni and Manu are close friends and have been for long, so ofc thereās that. š¤·š»āāļø
My main problem with this whole thing is that I feel like they are currently both getting framed in the press and in a way thatās very much not to my liking. All of a sudden the captain of the team (!) and the gk coach whoās been there for a decade (!) are mean, gossipy fossils, who run their bff clique, are uncooperative, against progress/new approaches and hide from competition? All while Brazzo is pictured as the big mediator, which is just lol no thanks.
How convenient it is for all this to come up when one of the concerned people is not even available to properly react/take a stand (very literally ehhh).
I donāt have an elaborate theory of who exactly wants what endgame here (honestly Iāve been avoiding football news/content for a while too forā well, my sanity), and a huge chunk of it is surely the press spinning whatever narrative they āstumble intoā and āsells wellā, but this is not happening for the first time here. (Maybe Iād be less suspicious if it wasnāt the case.) There has been a rather similar ācharacter assassination campaignā against Hansi Flick back in the day. And isnāt it interesting that Brazzo always had a dream coach, who very clearly wasnāt Flickā
But somehow we arenāt supposed to be discussing/questioning other egos and biases that are in play in this. Wonder who/what does that imbalance serve. Wonder who/what that now longish list of super accomplished, loyal people serve who have been let go from the club one way or another (Iād say mostly disgracefully) over the last 2 years. Funnily many of them work together now elsewhere. Now I only have experience in the corporate world (which is actually great bc Bayern after all is a corporation lol), but this is usually a sign of shit (could say toxic) management.
Iām willing to accept that change can be necessary even if itās painful, but likeā has anyone delivered on the promises here? Iād like to see what all this soulless purge was for.
Even that wouldnāt bother me so much if not for all the āmia san miaā bs. Well, the style and pace in which the club is getting rid of some of its best and most loyal ones make me question who exactly are they really. Hope they prove me wrong, but whatās happening (again) comes off as an attack on more than one club legend at once. One just got fired and I canāt help being very concerned for the other. Canāt wait to learn from Bild how Manu was never actually a good goalie, Toni just managed to hide the facts till now, out of brotherly loveā
Sorry, this got a lil off the rails.
Btw, to whom it may concern: if this is how your employer has your back while you are on sick leave, maybe time to reconsider some things in your (professional) life.
(And dammit, Bayern, those are really not the thoughts I used to follow football for.)
#anon reply#re the toni tapalovic news#just another grief post#fc bayern#team toni#toni tapalovic#manuel neuer
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#aloy despite the nora#gwen stefani poses like the voiceās āqueen beeā despite missing out on final and is āpreparing for a fight#ā urge shoppers after chainās controversial christmas season ad despite apology#crackdown on fireworks may not be in force until 2025 despite laws passing last year#taylor swift doesnāt have a style identity despite vogue intervention ā but itās for an important reason to do with fans#arsenal line up transfer for champions league star as partey replacement despite ace wanting to play for liverpool#bayern munich āconsidering three transfer optionsā to replace manuel neuerā¦ despite legend signing new contract#arsenal canāt win the league despite sitting top as four key players have been āaverageā#eddie hearn explains why anthony joshua fight with deontay wilder collapsed despite huge Ā£40million offer#aj mclean talks to estranged wife rochelle &039;everyday&039; despite separation
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The tea is PIPING
#FOUND OUT HE HAS A NEW GF FROM TIKTOK????#This some Manuel Neuer / Mats Hummels shit right here ššš#also wtf is he company
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Pleease the video of Jamal in goal like Manu but screaming like Thomas (and getting praise from him lol father and son!!) So cute!
Mama Manu and Papa Thomas taught him well š
#anon š#Jamal going full Manuel Neuer in goal was not something I had on my bingo card but Iām 1000% here for it#what can I say? he really is good at everything#and that Thomas-esque screamā¦pretty sure that save wasnāt the only thing Thomas was proud of š#in other news Jo now has competition for loudest scream on the Bayern squad#god I love Thomas and Jamal father/son content š„°#jamal musiala#thomas mĆ¼ller#thomas muller#thomas mueller#fc bayern#fc bayern munich#fc bayern mĆ¼nchen#fc hollywood#videos
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Manuel Neuer: 10 things on the Bayern Munich and Germany No.1 | Bundesliga
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Manu is literally me at the new year dinner being told to greet my family
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the height difference makes me scream
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@/iMiaSanMia: Joshua Kimmich on becoming Germany's new captain: "Of course I'm proud. It's nice, especially when I see where I come from. As a kid, you naturally dream of playing for the national team. But captain is still unrealistic. Nobody dreams of becoming a captain. That's something very special. I'm also happy that the people around me are happy and that I've been given their trust. I want to repay that. It's not like it's a one-man show as captain."
on his vice captains RĆ¼diger and Havertz: I've known Antonio since his time at VfB Stuttgart. He was a first team player and I was still a youth player. We looked up to him. Everyone who made it to the first team from the youth was a great role model for us. Unfortunately we never played together at club level. Our relationship is very good. We get on really well. I've known Kai for a long time too. I'm very happy that he got this role. He flies under the radar. Sometimes it's not just about scoring goals. Kai runs a lot and gives everything for the team. We need people like him.
on Stiller and PavloviÄ: Both have developed a lot. I know Angelo from the second team at Bayern. Unfortunately, he left the club back then. You could already tell back then that he's someone who is brave and wants the ball. He's technically good and has no fear, similar to Pavlo. In his first season, Aleks started against Real at the Bernabeu and wasn't afraid. Both have a similar profile, both are technically strong and play good passes. Both have fun on the pitch.
on Germany's new #1 ter Stegen: He's done brilliantly over the years. He always gave me the impression that he wants to be number one. That's part of football. But if it doesn't work out, you have a responsibility towards the team. And he has always done that outstandingly. He's captain at FC Barcelona. That's not very common for a German player. I'm happy for him that the door is now opening for him. He deserves it.
on his role model as Germany captain: You are inspired by the captains that you played with yourself. Philipp Lahm, Manuel Neuer and Ilkay GĆ¼ndogan. I think everyone interprets the role in their own way. But the structure of the team was also different for everyone. You have to approach it individually. Certain tasks definitely have to be completed, which I may not know about yet.
on continuing to play right-back in the national team: I see it as a strength that I can play both positions. It has helped me a lot in my career to get to where I am. That's why I will never close myself off to one position. I hope that we can close this topic soon.
Club World Cup or Nations League next summer?: I would like to play both. In general, I'm a fan of playing many games. When it comes to the Nations League, people always say it's an 'artificial' competition. Personally, I would rather play the Nations League and compete for a trophy than play in any kind of friendly games.
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