#Man Ki Baat

[thecourageousme]

Ye bade bade sapne to theek hain lekin wooo real purpose kya hai jiske liye mujhee jeena hai?

# in search of real purpose of life😴

[navinsamachar]

प्रधानमंत्री मोदी ने की उत्तराखंड के अल्मोड़ा निवासी रक्षित से बात-बोले उनके कार्यों पर गर्व है…

नवीन समाचार, अल्मोड़ा, 25 अगस्त 2024 (Prime Minister Modi spoke to Rakshith of Almora। देश के प्रधानमंत्री से बात करना हमेशा ही गौरव का मौका होता है। प्रधानमंत्री नरेंद्र मोदी अक्सर देशवासियों के साथ उत्तराखंड वासियों से भी अपने लोकप्रिय रेडियो कार्यक्रम के माध्यम से ‘मन की बात’ करते रहते हैं। पूर्व के कई ऐसे कार्यक्रमों की कड़ी में आज रविवार को प्रधानमंत्री मोदी ने अंतरिक्ष दिवस के मौके पर देश भर…

[iftitah]

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[mahi-wayy]

Bua pe gussa aa rha h yaar

[delicatetaysversion]

im so tough when im alone and i make you feel so guilty and i fantasize about the time you're a little fucking sorry do you think i deserved it all your flowers filled with vitriol you have everything but you still want more and

[hoziersredguitar]

I want to leave this place

[globalnews365]

PARIKSHA PE CHARCHA 2024: pm मोदी करेंगे छात्रों से छात्रों के मन की बात

अब इंतज़ार की घड़ी हुई ख़तम फिर से एक बार लौट आया है भारतीय युवाओं के लिए pariksha pe charcha 2024 प्रधानमंत्री नरेन्द्र मोदी करेंगे छात्रों को संबोधित | pariksha pe charcha: अब आप अपनी चिंता फिक्र को किनारे कर दीजिये घबराहट और तनाव को पीछे छोड़ दीजिये क्यूंकि दुनिया के सबसे चहेते प्रधानमंत्री श्री नरेन्द्र मोदी इस बार सिर्फ छात्रों से ही नही बल्कि उनके माता पिता और उनके शिक्षकों से भी बात करेंगे…

[sadbhawnapaati]

100वें मन की बात सबसे खास - बीजेपी ने उत्सव की तरह मनाया कार्यक्रम, देश विदेश में करोड़ों लोगों ने सुना 

मप्र में 89 हजार जगहों पर, कई गांवों में चौपाल शहरों में स्क्रीन लगाकर और इंदौर में मल्टीप्लेक्स में भी सुना गया  MP News in Hindi। भारत के प्रधानमंत्री नरेंद्र मोदी ने 30 अप्रैल रविवार को रेडियो प्रोग्राम मन की बात के जरिए न केवल देशवासियों को, बल्कि दुनिया के दूसरे देशों में भी संबोधित किया. मन की बात कार्यक्रम का 100वां एपिसोड था, महीने के आखिरी रविवार को सुबह 11 बजे प्रसारित हुआ, 100वें…

[maihonhassan]

Sahir Ludhianvi the man you're, the words you wrote always melt my heart:

kabhi khud pe kabhi haalat pe rona aaya, baat nikli to har ek baat pe rona aaya

hum to samjhe the ki hum bhul gae hain un ko, kya hua aaj ye kis baat pe rona aaya

[tawaifeddiediaz]

RWRB + moments in the hindi dub that made me scream (pt. 1)

(for @oneawkwardcookie)

[Image ID: 5 gifs of Red, White & Royal Blue. The subtitle is from the Hindi dub of the movie, with the translation of the Hindi underneath in a lighter color.

GIF 1: Alex sitting on his bed as the visage of Henry smiles and jokes with him. The subtitle reads, "Aadhi raat ko kisi beghairat ko turkey ke baare mein baat karni thi. Beghairat kya hota hai? Search karna." The translation reads, "Some impudent man wanted to talk about turkeys in the middle of the night. What’s an impudent man? Search it up."

GIF 2: Henry pensively nodding to Alex's quip of how long his name is, mischievously replying. The subtitle reads, "[Aur mujhe laga tha Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz kaafi lamba hai.] Lamba." The translation reads, "[And I thought Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz was quite long.] Long."

GIF 3: Henry looking sadly at Alex as they talk about him not having a choice. The subtitle reads, "Sab se pehle Henry Fox ko khud ka hona padega, warna woh...khatam ho jaayega." The translation reads, "First of all, Henry Fox has to belong to himself, or else he will...be ended."

GIF 4: Zahra reaching up with Henry's phone as she reads him the riot act to get him out of the hotel unseen. Henry is avoiding her gaze, and is looking slightly panicked. Behind them, Alex is gaping at Zahra. The subtitle reads, "Aur kisi ne agar aapko hotel se nikalte hue dekha na, toh Taaj pe Kohinoor ki jagah aapki gotiyan hongi." The translation reads, "And if anyone sees you leaving the hotel, then in place of the Kohinoor [diamond] on the Crown, it will be your balls."

GIF 5: Henry looking at Alex, his lips pressed together, eyes slightly teary. The subtitle has both of their dialogues and reads, "I love you. [I love you more.] Chaho toh azmaa lo." The translation reads, "I love you. I love you more. Test me if you want."

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[tufaansthings]

sania ki ammi ki mazhabi chudai ki kahani

Sabhi readers ko mera salam me yeh ek real story batane jaa raha hu jo hamare  saath beeti hai baat tab ki hai jab me 10 class me tha us waqt meri age 15 to 16 thi mom ki age 33 hogi 38 ke boobs e paak gol matol  kamar 34 ki bilkul patli or gaand/ chutad ka kehna hi kya ubhri hui gol tight bilkul 40  kisi bhi mard ko dekh kar bas chodne ka man karega to jab mere 10th ke exams shuru hue mere abu ek job karte the kam hi ghar aate dubai me the unki age 46 thi ptle the to baat tab ki hai jab me school gayi thi us waqt trend facebool social media tha mene apni sabhi saheliyo se milkar ids banayi or ese hi baat cheet hone lagi tabhi mene meri ammi se sab bataya facebook or social media ke baare me ammi asal bht udas hoti thi abu se baat na hone par or ammi bht zyada mazhabi hai 5 waqt namaz hadis yeh sab me hi hoti thi kuch din baad ammi kuch badli badli si lagne lagi pata nhi kya hua tha par me khush thi achanak mene esa kuch dekha jise dekh kar meri halaq sukh gaya mene dekha ki ammi ki id me sab boys hai jo saare hindu hai tab mene ammi ke phone lekar dekha to usme bht si gandi baate likhi thi  or ammi nangi quran pakad kar pic le kar bhej rahi hai yallah use dekh kar mera sar chakra gaya mene khud se sawal kiya kya hogaya hai ammi to ek deen daar khatoon hai or mene dekha kai hindu maŕd ammi se dosti kar chuke the or ammi badh chad kar reply deti thi ek din mene dekha ki ammi kuch ajeeb se orange colour ke dupatte me thi jab me school se ghar aayi mujhe shak hone laga to me samaj gayi dal me kuch to kala hai mai ab ammi ka phone lene nhi de rahi thi or vo hamesha phone me hi dekh kar muskurati or chat me hi magan rehti beet ja samne aayi jab jummah ke din me jaldi ghar aagayi ghar hamesha khula hota tha aaj band qu hai or aaj to jummah hai mujhe laga ammi namaz padh rahi hai par me bahar wait karne lagi lakin bht der hogaya kuch samaj nhi aaya mene faisla kiya ki  me khud andar jaungi me khidki dèkhne lagi ek kismat se khidki khuli thi me ahista andar chaligayi jese mene ammi ko dekha us haal me mere to chakkar aagaye ammi ek kaale hatte katte aadmi ķe saath janimaaz par bethi thi unke pao ke pass quran thi or vo aadmi ammi ke safed boobs ko masal raha tha or me dang reh gayi lakin khud ko sambhal te hue apne bag rakh kar wapas jaakar dekha vo aadmi chala gaya tha ammi janimaaz par nangi leti thi ammi ki gaand e gumbazi mere muh ke tarf thi me saaf dekh rahi thi ki ammi ki doodh jeso gaand aaj ek laal bandar jesi ban gayi thi or us gaand se ajeeb sa chip chipa paani nikal kar janìmaaz par gir raha tha me samajh nhi paayi  mene ammi ki is harkat ka jayza mukammal lene ke liye socha ki qu na me agle jummah school na jau or yeh kya kar rahi he dekhu lakin 1 hafta mujbe chain nhi mila meri bhi chut us manzar ka maza lene lagi or me kai dafa us manzar ko yaad kar chut me ungli ki hu

Or aakhir jummah ka din aagaya mene plan ke mutabiq school se chutti leli or ghar se bag lekar nikal gayi or mene khidki khuli chordi or me ghoomne firne lagi ese hi kuch der baad me ghar gayi to dekha ghar ka kaam sab ho chuka hai ammi gate me kisi ke intezaar me thi mene yeh bhi dekha ammi burqa phni thi jo bahar jane ke liye hi phñti hai kuch der baad vahi aadmi ghar aaya bag lekar ab ammi use andar bhejdi or kuch der or khadi rahi ese hi bahar or bahar se door lock kaŕ diya ammi ne or bahar chali gayi mene socha yeh kya hai tabhi ammi piche ke door ke raste ghar me dakhil gogayi or me samaj gayi kya mamla hai yeh or me bhi plan mitabiq ghar me khidki se chali gayi mene dekha vo kafir tha ek dum se hatta katta kala or voh ammi ke namaz ki jgha par khada tha or bilkul nanga yallah kya batau uski baazu e napaak ekdum se mote body builder or uska to yallah kalala uncut tha jo ese latak raha tha jese koi kaala sota hua naag ho or uspar se uski kaali chamdi aahh yallah mujhe to dar hi lagne laga

Ammi jese andar aayi azan hone lagi or ab voh kafir ke samne ammi burqe me khadi thi ammi jhat se us kafir ke gale mil gayi jses hi us kafir ne ammi ki gale lagaya ammi ese sehem uthi jese unki yaad me kab se tadpi ho

Ab voh habshi ammi ko kiss karne laga yallah kesa manzar hai ek namazi deendaar ammi jo ek kafir ke saath azan ke waqt lipti hai or uski emaani momina beti apni ammi ko dekh lazzat e paak le rahi hai yallah

Fir us kafir ne ammi ko 20 mint kiss kiya or uske baad jo hua me to dang reh gayi

Ammi jese burqa hatayi ammi ke jism par allah likha hua tha khaas unke emaani boobs e anwar e muqadas par or unki chut ke paak rasta e noorani or chutad e azmati e azadari ke darmiyaan aaahh meri ammi aahh allah

Us kafir ne kaha chal randi wazu karva apne aqa ko keh kar vo kafir janimaz ke samne chote se stool par tange fayla kar beth gaya ammi jhat se uske trishool e napaak par jhapat padi or bulnadi se bislullah allah bullah alshuru keh kar muh me lund e trishool uncut pevast karliya or ese chaatne lagi jese koi bacchi lolipop choosti hai

Apni ammi ko esa karte dekh meri to inteha na rahi mujhe apni ammi ki noorani gaand saaf nazar aane lagi jisse kafir ki haatho me khul masal rahi thi me apni ammi ki islami namazi gaand ko masalta hua dekh azan sun rahi thi aaahhh

Kuch der baad ammi khadi hogayi or musalle par karir let gaya or ammi us kafir ke muh par beth gayi or kaha bislullah or kafir ke muh par apni namazi islami 5 waqt namazi chut e ala islami ko rakh kar apne emaani boobs e paak ko masalne lagi yallah ammi jaan ki islami chut kis kafir ki napaak zubaar se choosrahi yallah ammi jaan ki chut ul al ameen aahh ammi jaan

Esa kuch derbaad ammi kafir ke lund par jhat se gir padhi or uskafir ke muh par chip chipa sa paani laga hua tha jise usne chaat poora peeliya ab

Us kafir ne kaha chal mulli wazu to karli ab namaz ada karle ammi jhat khadi hokar kafir e trishool ko maslne lagi or choosne lagi kuch der baad ammi sajde me chali gayi or kaha kàfir malik ap yaha aajay apki sajdedaar islami ap ki lund e uncut ki bhook se tadap rahi hai malik

Or voh kafir quran par paun laga kar ammi ki fayli hui islami mubarak chutad e sajdedaar ke beech gaya or jaha allah likhata vaha 3 baar thuk kar usne apna napaak lund geela kiya or kaha aaj me ise poora islam sikhaunga

Or ammi ke latakte hue islami emaani nipples bilkul tane hue the or mene dekha ammi ki muh par muskaan thi

Ab ammi ne kaha malik tadpaiye mat mujhe apke trishool se mujhe ibadat karne ka moqa ata karye malik ab raha nhi jata

Yeh sunkar kafir ne ammi ki emaani chut ki darar e chutad par ragadne laga or jhat se ek baar me poora ka poora lund pevast kardiya meri emaani sajdedaar ammi ki islami chut me aaahh allah ammi ke muh se nikala aaahhh allah me margayi aaahhhu malkiyomideeni aaahhhh

Ab kafir be inteha tezi se chodne laga vaha namaz chalu hi yaha ammi ke dhakke chalu hue aahh me apni ammi ko dekhte hue chut sehlane lagi musal sal 20 mint ki chudai tàba tod hui me 5 dafa jhad gayi or ammi janimaaz e muslamme par giri thi mene dekha ki voh kala topa ke gulhabi trishool ab choot gaya ammi ki emaani chut me yallah

Or voh aadmi bahar chalagay

[hindulivesmatter]

bhai saab hum bhi hindu hain paar tumhara blog is so utter bullshit, bhai ganja khake likhte ho kya? Dimaag aql kuch toh hain nehi bekar bekar aa jate ho roz roz bettamizo jaise baate karne. Kamino ke aulat kuch sharam khao, khudke izzat nehi. Eh tumlok kya chalate ho roz roz. Padai likhai career toh tum saalo ki hogi nehi, jo karte hein unki izzat nehi karte ho kuch kuch gawar nri bhi jama lete ho apne in gadho ke clubhouse mein. Bhagwan ne dimaag diya hain istamal karo. Aur tum salo jab 'critical thinking' ke baate karte ho na hasi aati hain. Jao touch grass or something 🤢🤮 Chomu chutiya aadmi mahilao ka sangha wtf man grow up and get a life desh ki naiya tumhare liye hi doob rahi hain janyar logo ka bhi tumse zyada sochte hain. Muh hain toh kuch bhi kahoge saala brainless creatures 🙄😤💀

You don't understand, I am fucking dying of laughter over here. Absolutely hysterical. This ask is so unserious please😭😭😭😭😭

"gadho ki clubhouse" "ganja khake likhte ho kya" the use of those dumb emojis PLEASE YOU DON'T GET IT I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHENEVER I READ THIS.

when I get more hate mail PLEASE let it be like this THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING HELP

[kishmishorkissish]

Certain fandom and their president

When the topic is ishman:- 😑😡😡🤬

When the topic is their fvrt(shub-sara):-😍😍💞💞💞

Chalo start karte hai:-

To vo jo comment tha jiska ko ne reply Kiya vo comment bhai ek funny comment tha aur vo fandom mai reh jaata baat khtm thi but blud decided to puta a show .

Ha theek hai uska pov bhi vi ki shub got a life and we can't judge him blah blah blah , kyuki jo hume dikhta hai vo sirf 1pc hota hai maximum baaki hume literally kuch nhi pta. but the way he putted the things says so much bout him man was soo pressed aisa tha ki pta nhi aisa kya bol diya 💀💀.

Bhai ko jokes ka nhi pta .

Mera pehle ye tha ki bola rude tareeke se but theek bola hai like agr vo comment popular ho jaata (jiska chance sirf 0.1 pc tha ) to dikkat ho jaati, kyuki pta hi hai media aur ict fans ka . But bhai vo ek fandom ki cheez thi . Aise to usne Tumblr dekh liya to kya sabki ID bnd karwaega kya .

But thanks to him the thing is now popular. maine fer Tumblr khola then I got to know bout the other side and they are not wrong . And when you know all perspective tb cheeze jyada clear hoti hai . So here I am . Rai ka pahad bna diya hai usne .

Many are saying he is homophobe , then it's his problem not ours blud needs to fix his brain.

Bhai ko ye mazaak itna serious lg gya inke liye mazaak to vo hai jb pura stadium sara sara krta hai . He be like ohh they are doing this in funny way , even when the team officials told them to stop with the chants . Tb to isne ek statement vi nhi di 💀💀 agenda king. But ek comment itna lg gya .

Aur fer isne ek newspaper waale ko vi bash kara like theek hai , agr ye iske uss comment pai reply krne ke baad hai tb you guyss know ki aisa isne isliye kiya taaki koi ye na boley ki baaki cheeze nhi dikhti , safe play you know. Mereko batana ki usne ye pehle Kiya tha ya baad mai.

Mereko to ye pura ek stunt lg rha hai kyuki jb saare unko psnd kr rhe hai to isko kya dikkat hai including them also . Ya fer Ishu se hoga kuch.

Aur iss sbka fayda hua hai ek certain fandom ko cause their president didn't bashed thier fvrt. Aur bolega vi kese achi frnd jo hai vo.

Dekho mai kisi ko hate nhi krti mujhe koi frk nhi pdhta koi kya kr rha hai

Aur apna view share karo aur tamasha dekho bss 😌😌😌 .

Bhai kl tk itna khush they aaj ye bakchodi ho gyi 💀

Toodles, tum log vi apne vichar batana , aur agr mera koi point tumko acha na lga ho vo vi batana 💞😍😍😍

[kaal-naagin]

I lost a part of me in Vrindavan

Mera kuchh reh gaya udhar

I couldn't spend more than 2 days there but I don't know

Sab bohot apne se lage

Aisa laga jaise Mai koi aisi jagah aa gai jo Prithvi ka hissa nahi hai

Aur ek ladka Mila jiske aankhein mujhe Andar se jhakjhhor diya

Pata nahi Kab meri Laadli ju ki kripa prapt hogi aur dobaara jaane ka saubhagya prapt hoga

Suna hai Vrindavan mein Marne se Gupt Vrindavan ka ansh ho jaate hain

Jahaan Thakurji ke Vigraha aapse baat karte hain, Maakhan maangte hain, do din naa jaao toh haal puchhte hain

Nahi chahiye mujhe swarn, swarg ya swayambhaav

Mujhe bas mere LaadliLaal chahiye

(This man stole something from me. Agar Pata mile toh Bata Dena Sakhiyo)

@kanhapriya @krishna-premi @krishna-priyatama @saanjh-ki-dulhan @ramayantika @mindless-tirades @janaknandini-singh999 @hinsaa-paramo-dharma @desi-yearning @akshinayak @budugu @suvarnarekha @raven-with-swords @chaliyaaa

[mahi-wayy]

getting back to my og husband with the theme.

[zindagi-se-darte-ho]

What's god to a woman's love anyway

Ranjha became deewana (mad) in his love for Heer, even though he could not marry her. Heer was married off to another man, yet Ranjha kept loving, loving her a little more with each passing day. He trusted his love, he trusted her with his love. And what power did Heer's family hold —mere humans as they were— to separate lovers who loved with such sincerity? What's the rules of the world, compared to a woman's love? What's stronger— the hatred spewed by the world or the love of determined lovers? So they were to unite in holy matrimony, until Heer trusted her uncle enough, consuming food that had been poisoned. Upon the incident coming to his knowledge, Ranjha was quick to follow, eating from the same bowl as of Heer, falling dead by her side. So they were united, finally, in spite of the zehr-e-nafrat (poison of hatred) spewed by the jahaan (world).

kyon-kay aakhir aik toh hona hee tha, chahey duniya-jahaan ke iss taraf ho ya uss taraf.

highly inspired by maybecowboycore's original post.