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New Fic: “Son of a Devil”
“…you said a bad word.” The little boy suddenly said in a little voice, drawing Nero’s attention, “The f-word.”
Nero looked at the little boy with a softened look, giving a little smile followed by a chuckle, “I did. Very good. The F-word is a bad word and you should never say it. I’m sorry. Do you need help? Is that why you snuck in here?”
The little boy visibly hesitated but then gave a little nod, “Mama told me to run. Find help. Said Papa’s bad friends were coming to hurt us.”
Nero saw Nico look at him with a curious look through the rear view mirror, Nero looking back to the boy, “Do you know why?”
“Papa owed them money.” The little boy admitted, “Mama said he stole it.”
Nero looked at Nico once more, “Still think we should call the cops?” He asked.
Nico admitted that she had already, but maybe he had a point about not leaving the kid behind, “Then, I’m going to grab some stuff. And then we’ll head home. I’ll call Kyrie and warn her ahead of time.”
“Good. But if any cops show up asking questions, you’re talking to them.” Nico said, “Now buckle up.”
Nero gave a little nod before turning back to the little boy in front of him, “I’m Nero. What’s your name, kiddo?”
The little boy canted his head at him, “Leon,” He replied shyly, “Leon Kennedy.”
The drive to Redgrave had been a quiet one for once, Leon staying awake the whole time despite it being past the boy’s bedtime. He stayed in his spot on the couch, allowing Nero to buckle him in for his safety. There was a little duffle bag and a stuffed raccoon sitting on the seat between them, the bag holding all of Leon’s clothes, or as much as Nero could grab. He put the family photo on top, but Leon flipped it over, not wanting to see the picture.
Which was understandable considering what had just happened over an hour ago.
Nero kept an eye on him, and so did Nico, whom Nero caught looking through the rear view, but he knew better than to say anything. Leon was nodding off to sleep, though every time his head sank, he would jolt up and blink with a little noise of annoyance, not letting go of the raccoon while he did so.
“If you’re tired, you can rest, bud.” Nero said, “We’re not gonna let anything happen to you. Promise.”
“Not tired…” Leon insisted before a yawn left him, Nero shaking his head with a smile, “…Dun…wanna…”
“If you want to nap, that’s okay. Go ahead.” Nero insisted, “I’ll wake you up when we get there, okay? You’re safe, Leon.”
(Reverse AU: How Nero Found Leon
Prompt: Age Reversal AU where Nero and Nico are out hunting demons one night and find something else instead. Or rather, someone else…
Meanwhile, five year-old Leon just barely made it out of a terrible and terrifying situation that led to him becoming an orphan. Luckily, he finds safety in a strange van parked on his block.
Rated for Language, Canon Typical Violence and ABO Things.
Sidenote: There will be NO Vergilleon in this for obvious reasons.)
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#new fic#ao3feed#ao3 update#Son of a Devil#Nero Sparda#Leon S. Kennedy#Age Reversal#ABO Dynamics#Baby Leon#Mama Nero#Mama Kyrie#Auntie Nico#eventual Chreon#Chris Claire and Leon as Childhood Friends#Devil May Cry#Resident Evil#Crossover#Not Canon Compliant#Like at all
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I want him pregnant. NOW!!!
#devil may cry#dmc#dmc vergil#vergil#devil may cry 5#dmc5#dmc5 vergil#i want him pregnant#I want him to carry my children#(I have a vagina)#male pregnancy#mpreg#pregnant Vergil#vergil sparda#I am neros mum#pregnant men#mama Vergil#BREAST MILK
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Do you ever cook something so bad, you feel the need to apologize and atone for your sins
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Why is Bruno considered the mom of Team Bucci?
I mean, I get it, he’s nurturing and parental and all around someone who takes care of the people around him but none of those are specifically motherly traits.
Why not Papa Bruno instead of Mama Bruno? Is it because of the term “mother hen”? Or “momma bear”? Or maybe it’s because “men can’t be caring like mothers are”? Why does it have to be Mama Bruno and Dadbacchio, huh?? Why must the heterosexual “standard” be upheld, huh??? Why is his caring nature indirectly labeled as feminine, HUH???
Anyway don’t take that seriously, just imagine a Ghiaccio rant. That was just to establish that I think gender norms are dumb before:
IF we argue it’s not that deep then I have one question: WHY is Prosciutto considered mom of La Squadra??? No, seriously, we don’t get a lot of screentime of La Squadra but from what we see, RISOTTO is the one that takes care of the group like mother hen caring for her chicks. He was the first one to notice and feel concerned when Gelato and Sorbet didn’t show up! The way he stayed at their funeral the longest and his desire to avenge his fallen teammates shows that he cares for them all very deeply!! Prosciutto is caring too in the tough love sorta way but that’s only to Pesci! And Pesci calls him Big Bro! You can’t tell me that Risotto doesn’t give off the vibes of a stern matriarch of the family who will fuck up anyone who messes with their kids!!
#MamaRiso
#again I don’t have any issue with mama Bruno supporters I just wanted to spread rice mom propaganda.#risotto nero#he’s just too hardheaded#a single mom who works two jobs#risotto needs more respect for being the single mother of 8#jjba#jjba part 5#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo's bizarre adventure vento auero#VENEZIA DAMMIT
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I was thinking about them today and how Maroon would act around Clear before and after falling for him hehe.
I like to think about her just joking with Red about Clear at first because she thought "damn he's handsome" and just telling him to bring Crystal to meetings with all the kids bc she wants her to join to the group and be friends with Red but she also wanted to know him and be friends since she thinks "Well, at least this man could be interesting"
In general at first she would tease him and tell him bad jokes, tell him stories from the past about Red and herself, talk about her pokemon, teach him some recipes
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What about when she fell in love? WELL... that's a different story, after knowing more about him and all the things in his life and how much he cares about his child and everything man, this lady right here would just be like damn, not again because WE KNOW that the first time that happened didn't end very well so- she would keep acting almost the same with him trying to ignore how she feels because she is too scared to be in a romantic situation and ending just like before now that she had a child to take care of!
SHE WANTS ROMANCE BUT SHE JUST DON'T WANNA FAIL AGAIN IN FRONT OF HER CHILD
So maybe... maybe if Clear talks first she may think about it...
#(🍰) *.✧ — Maroon#(🌕)*.♡ — Clear-moon shipping#I don't know how to put in words what I'm thinking HMMMMM#HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND#the fact the Clear gives the first step changes the game for her bc she was the one always giving the first step hehe#Mama doesn't want to mess up in front of the kid#Red staring at Clear. watching him closely#pokespe parents#⭐ — Nero!!!#🖍️ — Silly doodles#(♡) 。.゚— Clear Salt
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I just watched an hour long video on the new genres that emerged in the 2010s and I had to do an aesthetic cleanse afterwards (??)
#being exposed to millennial chill wave and all the genres it inspired was cool for an hour#but when I wanted to get back into typical image and music consumption it felt off ?#like it wasn’t hitting idk#this is really stupid it was so weird#Nero’s day at Disneyland brought me back as always thank you mama#the soundscape was chill wave and the visual was me jumping around Delfina plaza for hours on Mario sunshine#because I was doing that before watching the video#okay no more tags thank you for reading this information is meaningless I just needed to type it out
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cosmo wanda I wish my dad kicked out my brother
#SI TAN LACRA ES RAJALO DE LA CASA Y TENEMOS PAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUE SE VAYA A VIVIR CON MAMA#nero habla
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Hear me out guys.
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Now I'm gonna go back to screaming.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NERO! MAMA NEEDS YOU, BABY! TT0TT
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MAMA'S BOY - NERO
ft. nero x fem!reader
a/n: if nero does not stop looksmaxxing omfg why is it so hard to find a pic where he isn't mewing? this is admittedly so super self-indulgent and idek what the dmc fandom on tumblr is saying so... if this gets four notes i'll still die happy. feedback and reblogs appreciated :3 ty to @thevirgincherry for beta reading !! ilysm MWAH
cw: 18+ content, mdlb, nipple play, tit play(?) in general, use of mama, handjob, cum eating, super sappy smut basically
word count: 1.8k words
“You've gotta be fuckin’ kiddin’ me.” Is the first thing that spills past Nero's lips when you mention shifting the dynamics a little bit in your relationship. He's giving you an incredulous look, one of his brows arching towards his hairline.
“I'm really not. You're so irritable all the time. You need to let yourself relax. All that cynicism is getting to your head.” You say with a frown, your brows furrowing as you look at your boyfriend. He's giving you that look again - the one that says he's about three seconds away from saying something downright horrific, but he's choosing not to - to spare your feelings, of course.
“Right. And so, what… you coddling me like a kid's meant to… miraculously make me a ray of sunshine?” He scoffs, his own brows pinching together in frustration as he runs his hand through his hair. The cybernetic one, ‘cause his human hand is currently twitching at his side. “Baby, I love you, but seriously. I've been handling myself for a long while. I don't need you to do it.”
You know it's not that - you know Nero well enough to recognise the uncomfortable shift of his feet and the way the tips of his ears turn a slight pink. He's embarrassed, even if he's trying to hide it. A sense of unease always comes over him when he thinks about being taken care of. It's a luxury he's never had - one he thinks he doesn't deserve.
You give him that look that he really, really hates. ‘Cause you really are the only person that's always looked out for him, so seeing the way your eyes narrow in frustration is enough to have him wanting to kneel at your feet with his tail between his legs, rubbing himself against your thighs and pleading until you forgive him.
Shit. Maybe he's more cut out for this whole ‘mama’ shit than he thought.
His resolve wavers, his hand awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck before he lets out a soft sigh and nods. “Alright, alright. I’ll try it out, but I ain't promisin’ shit.”
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Turns out all Nero needs is a few stern words and gentle touches and he's rolling over like a good boy, exposing the soft underbelly he tends to try and keep hidden. When he comes home drained and you're quick to guide him to a bath, it's hard for him not to completely melt under your attention.
Scratch his scalp when you're washing his hair, and he's fully ready to go all ‘yes, mama’ to whatever you want. He's happy to bare himself for you. You want him bent over the back of the couch? On all fours? He'll stick his tongue out and beg for it like a good boy if it meant you'd give him that proud expression that makes his heart feel like it's beating again. Mama gets what mama wants, and that's an irrefutable fact.
“C'mere, baby.” You coo after he makes his way into the apartment after a long day of ‘work’. Blood splatters his feet dragging against the floor. His movements are exhausted - slow and rugged. You can see that glazed over look making itself present in his eyes, his gaze somewhere off in the distance.
His body is working on autopilot as he makes his way to the sofa you're sitting on. He flops down next to you, and the change in him is immediate. The tension melts from him as he buries his face into your chest, nuzzling his way between your breasts as his hands clutch your waist tight enough that it's almost painful.
“Mama…” He croaks out, pressing himself right up against you, trying to wriggle his way on your lap without ever having to disconnect any part of himself from your warmth. You cradle him as best you can - it's not necessarily the easiest thing to have a 6’2 demon hybrid trying to curl up on your lap like a kitten, but he always manages to find a way to worm himself into your arms, clinging to you like he's scared you're gonna vanish as soon as he closes his eyes.
He's never found it so easy to be loved by someone. You gave him that unconditional, no strings attached love. You loved him just ‘cause he was worth loving in your eyes. Not because you needed him for something, or because you had some sense of pity for his situation.
You were easy to love, and his love for you was unwavering and all consuming. It was far too easy to fall into you with your kind eyes and gentle touch. He didn't have to deal with the shit of his life when he was with you. He could finally relax. He was safe.
“Missed you.” He breathes out against the skin peeking out from the low collar of your shirt, his blue eyes flicking up to gaze at your face. His nose brushes your skin, his hands pawing at your shirt as if he's trying to entice you to take it off. “Mama… please.”
“You gotta ask properly, baby. Use your big boy words, c'mon. What do you want from mama?” You coo, running a hand through his white hair. You let your nails rake over his scalp lightly, enjoying the way he shivers at the touch.
His hands slide under the fabric of your shirt, trying to tug it off anyway. He's never been good at this part - getting the words out. His cheeks grow all pink and he gets quiet, just whining until you let him pull the shirt off of your body. As soon as your tits are in view, he's licking, biting and sucking at every inch of skin he can get his mouth on.
“So impatient, baby.” You scold lightly, helping him adjust slightly so you can slip down his trousers, freeing his cock. It's already rock hard and leaky, the tip flushed red as it oozes precum down his length. “S'okay though. It's not your fault. Mama knows you can't think straight without her help.”
You give his dick a squeeze, his face scrunching up so prettily as he bucks his hips into your tight grip, his cock pulsing in your hand. “Mama… Mama, please. I'll be good, c'mon. Been good, just tou-”
His words are cut off with a groan as you finally start pumping his length in your hand, circling your wrist and running your thumb along his slit everytime you fist the head of his cock. You let go to spit into your palm before stroking him again, leaving him panting into your breasts.
His lips latch onto one of your nipples as you continue touching him, slick sounds filling the room. He suckles greedily, his eyes becoming heavy-lidded as he looks up at you, his tongue flicking eagerly against your nipple.
Your free hand cups his head, holding him against your tit as you let him fuck your fist. Your thumb brushes back and forth on his scalp as he pulls away from your nipple, biting and sucking marks into the flesh of your tits instead as his thumb plays with one of your nipples, stroking and pinching the bud.
“You're making such a mess, baby. Leaking all over mama's hand.” You tease, digging your nail lightly into his slit as he bucks his hips, a low whine spilling from his lips. “You sound so pretty, though. Lucky I'm so good to you, huh, pretty boy?”
You can see the conflict on his face at that nickname, the twitch of his brows and the way his face heats up, his teeth biting down just a little harsher as if he's trying to protest the choice. He can act all he wants, but his dick doesn't lie - and it always kicks when you call him that.
“Mama… gonna cum, mama, please…” He grits out, fucking your fist with more urgency. He pulls his face away from your tits just so he can shift his body to gain better control of his hips, rutting into your hand desperately as he chases his release. “Tits, mama. Lemme… lemme cum on you, please. I'll clean it up, promise. Please.”
You pause to think about it for a moment, watching him writhe as he struggles not to cum, his eyes tearing up and his face all flushed as he continues to jerk his hips, unable to stop chasing the pleasure you're giving him.
“Alright, baby. C’mere then.” You murmur, shifting to lie on your back. As soon as your grip on him loosens, he's quick to straddle your waist, kneeling over your body as he hungrily fists his cock, aiming it down towards your breasts.
“Fuck, mama. Gonna… gonna cum.” He grits, his hand quickly coming down next to your head to support his weight as he slumps forward, ribbons of white coating your chest. His lips part in a silent moan, his breath coming out in heavy pants.
He takes a couple of seconds before he leans down, his tongue sliding along your soiled skin. He laps up every drop of his release happily, his eyes practically shimmering with satisfaction.
“There we go. Such a good boy, cleaning up your mess.” You say softly, your hand finding his hair once more, scratching behind his ear in a way that never fails to have him melting in your grasp. He rests his head on your stomach when he's cleaned you up fully, his hand reaching out for yours. He yawns a little, letting himself lie across the couch while using you as his personal pillow.
“You sleepy?” You ask softly, gazing down at his hooded eyes. Nero nods softly, blinking slowly a few times. You smile at him, still stroking his hair with one hand as your free hand comes down to rest on his back, your thumb rubbing small circles there. “Take a nap, baby. Mama will be here when you wake up.”
He gives you another one of his looks - the one halfway between pure adoration and complete confusion. He knows you're someone that sees him. That sees Nero behind the front he puts up. Somehow, you're aware of how fucked up he is, and you're still willing to stay. He doesn't know how to take it, he can feel himself getting choked up as he meets your eyes. And he can't cry, not in front of you. So he nods again, closing his eyes to keep in the unshed tears, wrapping you up tightly in his free arm while his hand squeezes yours as hard as he can without hurting you.
“Alright, mama. Night.” He croaks out, the words he wants to say dying on his tongue. But when you rub your thumb over the nape of his neck and squeeze his hand back, he knows you felt it. He knows you love him, too. He knows that despite everything, it's enough for you.
He's enough for you.
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Can you write the DMC men with the reader and their daughter looking almost an exact carbon copy of the reader
She got her daddy’s hair color but other than that, she’s a copy paste of the reader with a mix of physical traits from Eva like her fair complexion, her hair’s wavy texture and her cleft chin from DMC5 (this mainly applies to Nero, Dante and Vergil)
(For V and reader’s daughter, you can choose to write either have her hair be white like the original V or be black depending on your personal preference ) but other than that, their daughter’s physical traits and behaviors is almost the same as the reader
P/S: It’s very rare to see daughters looking almost exactly the same/ share more similar traits with their mother but it’s the case with me and my mom. I look nothing like my dad but I look just like my mother, just longer hair and less gray hair
Oh really? Wow, you learn something new every day. Hope you enjoy!
Sparda boys + V x Reader with a mini-me headcannons
¤ Dante ¤
-The minute your bundle of joy was born, you knew she would grow up to look like you. She was delivered literally 2 seconds ago, and she already had your eyes, nose, and lips.
-As she grew older, you discovered she inherited Dante's hair color, but other than that, she looked just like you.
-When Uncle Vergil came over to see her, he thought you sprouted a clone using some sort of demon weapon.
-Dante thinks it's so cute that both his babies look alike. He takes so many pictures of you guys, you had to get a whole new hard drive to store them.
■ Vergil ■
-Vergil's heart melted the moment he saw your little baby, who already looked so much like you.
-Refuses to put her down and carries her around everywhere, mumbling about how sweet and beautiful she is, calling her his little princess.
-Of course, he doesn't forget about you and made sure to give you all the love and affection you could possibly need.
-Insists upon taking care of your daughter by himself, only handing her over to you when she needs mama to hold her. This is because of two reasons: 1) He wants to spend all the time he possibly can with his precious baby, and 2) He wants you to rest.
□ Nero □
-Nero couldn't believe the resemblance! Your daughter had just been born and she already looked like your clone!
-As she grew up, she happened to gain Nero's white hair, (typical for the Sparda bloodline) but other than that, she was basically you.
-Nero is so happy to have two of you and won't stop showering your daughter with kisses, calling her his "precious", sounding more and more like Gollum every day.
-You think it's cute, too. Your daughter is gonna grow up to be a wonderful little lady, just like you.
��� V ●
-V was practically in tears when your baby was born.
-Right from the very start, she looked like a copy + paste version of you, just shrunk a little and given a bit more chubbiness.
-When she got older, she started acting more like you, too, the only thing about her that connected her to V was the thick black hair that you often struggled to tame.
-V's heart melts whenever he sees you and your mini-me playing together. You're both just so adorable, it's a priceless memory he'll never forget.
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Soft (Vergil)
TAGS: Vergil/Dragoness!reader, smut, breeding, pregnancy, heats/ruts, oneshot Ao3 ver. | Ko-fi | Commissions (OPEN)
“Moooooommm, my hair’s already okay as it is. You don’t have to keep grooming it!”
“Hush, darling. Mother knows best and if I say that your hair needs to be groomed then it means that it needs to be groomed. Now, stay still and let Mama fix you up~”
Nero grumbled and pouted, but simply allowed himself to become limp in your grasp as you combed his snowy locks for him, a bright red blush lighting up his cheeks that were yet another feature he’d inherited from his father. To be honest, Nero took mostly after Vergil in terms of looks, but he was definitely more expressive than your mate.
“...’m not a lil kid anymore…”
“Regardless of how old you are, you will always be a child in my eyes, Nero. I bore you into this world with my body and nothing can ever change the bond between a mother and her child” You smile and nuzzle the top of the young man’s head, inhaling his scent while bathing him in your own, draconic instincts, particularly your maternal ones, overflowing as you carried another babe within your belly.
“...Just let your mother be, Nero. Once your new sibling is born she won’t be babying you anymore,” said Vergil eloquently as he sat on his favorite armchair, reading through a well-worn poetry book and looking like painting straight out of a Victorian-era portrait.
“Your father is just teasing you. You’ll always be Mama’s darling boy~” You giggle and place a kiss on your son’s forehead, watching gleefully as his cheeks turn an even deeper red from your affections.
Though seemingly minding his own business, Vergil always had his eye on you both even as he read the ever so familiar words upon the inked pages. There is a softness in the blue of his eyes that is hidden from the world outside of your cozy little home.
A softness that is reserved only for you, his mate, and all your offspring...and maybe Dante when the devil hunter wasn’t being an absolute insufferable moron.
It’s amazing how meeting you had allowed him to see the world in a different light. To rediscover parts of himself that he’d long thought to have died off on the night his entire life had changed forever and molded him into a man fraught with only the ambition for power.
He could still remember that moment so clearly, as if it happened just yesterday...
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“Do you need some help? You looked like you had quite the fall from so high up…”
The eldest son of Sparda blinked, a rare look of incredulity on his normally impassive face as he stared at the small hand being held out to him and the young woman who owned it.
Mundus’ grotesque form lay upon the blood red ground, a mass of flesh with hundreds of hands sticking out of him that would have struck fear in the hearts of most living and undead creatures. However, the Prince of Darkness was obviously deceased as he lay immobile, gaping wounds and terrible gashes littering his foul body as if his opponent had just tore through him without mercy.
“...Do you know that thing? It kept yapping ever since I dropped in here kinda like how you did and well...I just wasn’t really in the mood to deal with the monologues so I took him out of his misery,” you chuckle at the young man’s astonished expression, quite liking how expressive his reactions were despite having only just met him.
“So ummm...do you wanna go to the throne room with me? That thing’s lackeys said that I should sit on the throne to make my rule as their new boss ‘official’ and well, I dunno about you but any place is better than kneeling on the wet ground”
Still flustered with the turn of events, Vergil could only wordlessly nod and before he could get up on his own, you grasp his free hand and pull him up with surprising strength.
“Great! Since you’re new here too, we both can get a tour of the place!”
The katana-wielder would have normally pulled his hand back by now in disgust and or disdain, but strangely enough he didn’t mind how your utterly warm and soft hand clutched his own. Your hand is so small that he could easily cover it if he took the initiative to do so, but he found himself both reluctant to move and content with...whatever this was.
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“Darling, please...fuck me open. Mate me. Breed me…!” You whine and whimper as you sway your hips tantalizingly, looking back at Vergil who’d activated his Sin Devil Trigger form with complete want and adoration. Everything about his current form aroused your most primal side, wanting nothing more than to have him fuck you until were bow-legged and undeniably swollen with his potent seed.
Though he couldn’t speak up in this form, the low grunts and the way his scaled hands took handfuls of your backside as he pressed his equally demonic-looking cock into your weeping slit had you keening and sighing as he sunk its entire length in one thrust.
As Vergil had his way with your equally enthusiastic self, you couldn’t help but smile stupidly as thoughts of the future filled your mind. Specifically, the pitter-patter of little feet that would undeniably become an absolute reality soon enough, especially as you feel the base of your mate’s cock inflating in order to lock himself inside your willing cunt.
You always did like the name Nero...
#lexsssu writes#devil may cry#devil may cry x reader#vergil x reader#devil may cry vergil x reader#dmc vergil x reader#dmc vergil#vergil x you#vergil x y/n#dmc x reader#crossposted on ao3
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Vincent's New Kid Just Dropped CH 15: (fucking finally)
prev. chap here
back in the present, sort of ollie-centric, reeve is bewildered, nero gets several surprises in a row
RATING: teen and up there are several swears
WARNINGS: baby drooling a lot, giant spiders
NOTES: er-ge (ahr-guh): second elder brother, gege (guh-guh): elder brother affectionate. ollie's baby babble uses these terms
this man needs several lifetimes of vacations
darkness tentacles cause i think they're neat
“Stop that,” Sephiroth scolded. “What are you doing?”
“I’m getting some juice,” Nero replied.
“If you want something, ask politely.”
“Why is it more polite to ask someone else to pass me something, when I can get it myself?”
“Because it’s rude to reach across the breakfast table with your disgusting tentacles.”
Cid, who had never heard Sephiroth sound even mildly annoyed since he’d begun constantly being here, looked up from his bowl of eggs and rice. “What’s goin’ on, you two?”
“My brother is jealous because I slept with our father,” Nero cheerfully announced, as one of his darkness tendrils poured juice into his glass, from the carafe.
Cloud choked on his coffee, Ollie burbled gleefully, and Vincent pretended not to hear any of it, from behind the week-old edition of the Wutai Times, he was reading.
“Don’t say ambiguous things to intentionally cause misunderstandings,” Sephiroth said, tugging the carafe from the tentacle’s grasp.
“You know, Sephi had a duel with my brother Weiss, once,” Nero intimated to Cloud.
“Your older brothers fought each other?” Cloud asked curiously. “I didn’t know that. When?”
“It was years ago, when Weiss was sixteen. Shinra broadcast it on live television.”
“Holy shit. How’d that go?”
“Sephi was the favorite to win, but Weiss nearly killed him,” Nero smiled beatifically. “In the end, he had to cheat. Isn’t that right, Sephi?”
“What did I just say about intentionally causing misunderstandings?” Sephiroth replied flatly. “You are mischaracterizing the situation.”
“Oh? Then do correct me.”
“I never wanted to fight Weiss. I was called back from an important mission and forced to participate in a product demonstration, for the executives. Hojo deceived him and used an implanted control chip, which was the product, to cripple him, halfway through the fight. The point was to demonstrate its effectiveness to the board.”
“And how very effective it was,” Nero sneered. “By the way, did you know that Genesis visited us, in Deepground, before the fight? He sparred with Weiss, and gave him tips on how to beat you. He said it was time you were knocked down a peg.”
Sephiroth’s brow knit and his jaw tensed, but he ignored the taunt, and spooned some cubed peaches into Ollie’s bowl.
“Nero, that’s enough,” Vincent’s deep voice said from behind the newspaper. “No reason to needle your brother’s old wounds.”
“Sorry, father,” Nero replied dutifully.
“I liked it better when you sulked in your bedroom all day,” Sephiroth muttered.
Breakfast continued in silence, but for Ollie’s cooing and babbling, and the occasional rustle of Vincent turning the page of his paper. All the while, unobserved by anyone, a spider-silk-thin strand of darkness had been creeping along under the dining table, climbing the leg of the baby’s high chair, like a vine.
Now, it slithered up and coiled around a chubby ankle, disappearing inside a lavender sock. Ollie gave a loud squeal and kicked her legs, but when Sephiroth looked, assuming she’d dropped some peaches into her lap, there was nothing amiss.
“Are you all done, Ollie?” Cloud asked. “You want to go play?”
“Mama,” Ollie agreed, reaching out her little hands, which were dripping sticky peach juice.
Nero rested his chin in his palm “Why does she call you mama, when Sephi is clearly the maternal one?”
“Uh…” Cloud looked at Sephiroth, who was carefully cleaning the baby’s face and hands with a damp cloth, while she wiggled and refused to cooperate. “Who knows. Maybe because I’m small?”
“Why are you so small?”
“You know we’re the same size, right?”
“Yes, but I was born in prison, and suffered from severe malnutrition, as a child.”
“I was malnourished, too. Grew up poor, with no father, in a tundra climate. My mother and I hunted, as much as we could, but…we weren’t welcome in the men’s hunting parties. They’d clear out most of the small game, before we got a chance. Got pretty rough. Especially in winter.”
“So, it was just you and your mother against the world,” Nero sighed. “You must miss her.”
Sephiroth stood abruptly and left the room.
“Why do you have to say shit like that?” Cloud said irritably, after he’d gone. “You know it’s a sensitive subject.”
Nero looked genuinely taken aback. “I was only asking casually. I didn’t mean to—”
“It’s fine. Whatever. Come on, Ollie. Let’s go find gege and we’ll all play a game.” So saying, Cloud gathered up the squirming baby and left the dining room.
“I know you didn’t intend to be malicious,” Vincent said, folding up his paper. “Just be more careful, from now on.”
Nero crossed his arms sullenly. “I was being careful. No matter what I say, it’s wrong.”
“How d’you think Sephiroth’s gonna act, when you been primin’ him with all that shit talk?” Cid pointed out. “He’s got no reason to give ya the benefit of the doubt.”
“He’s just too sensitive,” Nero groused. “I don’t cry about it, if people mention the horrible things I’ve done. I don’t care.”
“But he does care,” Cid said. “He ain’t you. Can’t judge other people by how you feel.”
“People are so confusing,” Nero said dolefully.
“Tell me about it,” Vincent snorted. “I’ve spent my entire life trying to learn how to interact with other humans, to little avail. I’m afraid I’m still as lost as you are.”
The doorbell rang just then, and Cid got up, tossing his napkin into his bowl. “That oughta be Reeve.”
Vincent nodded. “Go ahead. I’ll join you once I’ve cleaned up, in here.”
“I’ll do it,” Nero said, at which both men turned and stared at him. He scowled. “What? I’m not an idiot, I can figure out how to deal with a few dishes.”
“Well…alright,” Vincent said tentatively. “Thank you, Nero.”
Still looking understandably dubious, the two men exited the dining room.
Rather than get up to begin clearing the table, Nero remained sitting exactly as he was. Instead, several dozens of darkness tendrils snaked out of his skin markings, waving and wriggling, like the fronds on nightmare anemones.
At a thought from him, they descended upon the table in a writhing swarm, and sucked up every item: plates, bowls, coffee cups, half-full glasses of juice, even the napkins and silverware.
Having enveloped everything, the tendrils darted off to the kitchen, with lumps of various shapes visible in their ‘throats’, as if they were pythons that had swallowed prey. Only the prey was shaped like forks and mugs and bowls, and the like.
The leftover food and other refuse never reappeared, but the flatware and dishware were all spit back out, into their proper places in the cupboards and drawers; every single item sparkling clean, as if they’d all been scoured and polished (which they had been, by the ravenous darkness of the all-consuming void).
The entire process took about sixty seconds, and that was only because the tentacles didn’t know where everything went, and had to figure it out by trial and error. Meanwhile, a few of the larger ones slithered all over the table, leaving it immaculate, as well, while Nero sat perfectly still, apparently in deep concentration.
His mind was not on the mundane task, however, which the tentacles were perfectly able to complete without his attention, but on his father. Despite his taunting Sephiroth with it, he was still reeling inwardly, from the flying lesson in the rain, with Chaos, the other day. And even more so from having awakened, the next morning, to find he’d been sleeping in his father’s arms.
His knee-jerk reaction was anger, with himself, to have been so weak and vulnerable, in front of the man. But he couldn’t deny that he was moving closer to his goal. The red-cloaked bastard was even beginning to trust him, a little. His reaction when Nero upset Sephiroth, just now, was proof enough that he at least wasn’t considering him guilty till proven innocent.
Though, to be fair, Vincent never treated Nero that way. From the moment he set foot in this house, he was pretty much unsupervised. They’d even let him go out to a grocery store full of civilians. Since he was finished cleaning up, he sent a few thread-thin tendrils slinking into the living room, to listen in.
“Good to see ya, Reeve,” Cid’s voice was saying.
“Thank you for coming,” Vincent’s added.
“Anything for you two,” replied a pleasant, mature, male voice. “Sorry it took me a couple of days to get here. I was in Midgar, with Rufus, putting together a redevelopment plan for the city’s infrastructure. It’s going to be a hell of a lot of work.”
Cid sounded dubious. “Why do you look so happy about it?”
“Well…I love my job. I mean, my real job as an engineer, now that i don’t have to be Shinra’s single voice of sanity. Rebuilding is going to keep a lot of people employed, for many years, and the result will be a safer, cleaner place for everyone to live. What’s not to be happy about?”
“You’re a weird dude, Reeve,” Cid observed.
“Yeah, I get that a lot,” Reeve laughed.
“Nothing wrong with being weird,” Vincent’s low-toned voice put in. “Nero, if you’re going to eavesdrop, anyway, you may as well come in here and meet our guest.”
Shit. Busted.
Having no choice, now, Nero retracted his spy tentacles and went gloomily to the living room. The visitor looked pretty much exactly like he’d sounded. A tall, forty-something man, with greying, dark-brown hair and a neatly kept beard. A little older than his picture in the Shinra company directory, but good looking, overall.
“You must be Nero,” he said. “I’m Reeve Tu—”
“I know who you are, Director Tuesti,” Nero cut him off icily. “What’s a Shinra dog doing in my father’s house?”
“Sorry, Reeve,” Vincent interposed. “Nero wasn’t aware that you’re a friend. Nero, Reeve is with the WRO now, not Shinra. And even when he was, he worked with us and helped us.”
“Reeve, hey,” Cloud’s voice said, from the hallway arch, as he came in, carrying Ollie. “Been a while.”
“Oh, Cloud, it’s good to see you,” Reeve answered cheerfully, then his expression changed and he went white as a sheet, stumbling backward. “S—Sephiroth! Sephiroth’s right behind you!”
“It’s alright,” Vincent said, materializing beside him, to steady him on his feet. “He’s not here to make trouble.”
“You’re…serious,” Reeve faltered, looking around at the perfectly calm group. “What exactly is going on? How is he here?”
“Uh. This is going to take some explaining,” Cloud said. “You may want to sit down.”
Nero was pretty curious as to how Sephiroth was here, too. From what he could tell, the man wasn’t really alive. He was full of the planet’s pure life force, though, which made no sense at all. Dead things can’t interact with the Planet's energy.
Thus, he listened attentively, while in a clear, concise, and perfectly calm manner, Sephiroth related the entire story to Reeve, in broad strokes:
Jenova’s control over him, his madness and death, his becoming conscious in the lifestream, with no memory left but for those Jenova hadn’t torn away, which were all of hatred and pain. His eventual overpowering of her will. His confrontation with Cloud in the ruins of Shinra Tower, using the life force of the remnants, to manifest himself.
Then his fight for his very existence, when Chaos and Omega awakened, and how, after they returned to the Planet, he was forcibly rejected from the lifestream. How Cloud found him, how they reached an accord of forgiveness, and how the dormant seed of love, buried deep in both their hearts, sprouted again.
“It’s a new seed,” Cloud interjected.
“What?” Reeve asked, bewildered.
“Seph claims the seed was already there, for him, but it wasn’t, for me. It’s a new seed.”
“So you say, now,” Sephiroth returned. “I happen to know that you were already in love with me, when we first met.”
“Yeah, the idea of you. Not the very real asshole you turned out to be.”
Sephiroth tossed his head. “I was not an asshole. Not until the incident.”
“Either way, the main point is that Sephiroth is sane, now,” Cloud said to Reeve. “Oh, shit, I forgot to explain why he’s here, specifically. He’s Vincent’s son.”
Reeve nearly fell over again, despite being seated on the sofa. “He—he’s what?”
“Sephiroth is my biological son,” Vincent confirmed, from where he was leaning against the wall, with his arms crossed.
Reeve passed a hand over his brow. “So, you have three children? Two of whom are augmented former Shinra personnel?”
“That we know of. Hojo used my DNA to conceive Sephiroth before I died, and Nero afterward. There’s no telling how many others he made.”
“Sephiroth wasn’t conceived…you know. The traditional way?”
Vincent didn’t answer.
“Uh. Sorry,” Reeve said sheepishly. “That was a weird question.”
“Speakin’ of weird, why’d ya bring the cat-bot?” Cid piped up.
“She has the database you wanted.”
Cid squinted at the perpetually cheerful-looking feline robot. “Uh…she?”
“Why don’t we go out to Cid’s workshop, to talk about this,” Vincent cut in. “I’m sure the boys are tired of listening to us old men.”
This was an obvious excuse, since it had been Sephiroth doing most of the talking, but it was good enough. Carrying the cat-bot on his shoulder, Reeve followed the pair out the back door.
“So, you are some kind of ghost,” Nero said to Sephiroth, when they were gone. “That explains a lot of things.”
“I am not a ghost,” Sephiroth replied tranquilly. “My original body was destroyed, but I never died. This body is just as real. It’s made of physical matter and sustained by my will, as well as the Planet’s life force. Technically, I am more alive than you are.”
“Unless your connection is severed,” Nero said, narrowing his eyes shrewdly. “Right?”
“Nero, don’t,” Cloud warned.
“But I wonder, is it enough to be remembered? Or must you also be loved?”
Sephiroth’s eyes flashed. “What are you implying?”
“You say your body is sustained by your will, but is that true? Is it not actually…his will?” Nero turned his scarlet eyes on Cloud.
“Mama,” Ollie put in helpfully.
“All the pain he caused,” Nero went on. “All the destruction and suffering and death, and still, you didn’t let go. No matter what atrocities he committed, you couldn’t make yourself let go of him. Could you.”
Sephiroth opened his mouth to say something, but Cloud interrupted. “No. I couldn’t.”
Nero’s catlike pupils dilated imperceptibly. “And you don’t regret it, do you. Even knowing that you holding onto him, acting as his tether to existence, cost thousands of human lives.”
Cloud’s blue eyes were glistening, but he set his jaw defiantly. “No. I don’t regret it. Not for a goddamn minute.”
“I think…I'm beginning to understand you, Cloud Strife. We are both people whose love outweighs every other consideration, including so-called righteousness and morality.”
“Love makes its own law. Isn't that what you believe?”
“It is. I'm glad to know that you believe it, too. For my brother's sake.”
Nero turned to go upstairs, but at that moment, he felt something he hadn’t, in a long time. It was a tug! Through the darkness! It was extremely faint, almost undetectable, but it was a tug! That was the way Weiss used to connect to him, he’d never mistake it!
He stopped where he was, breathless, quivering with anticipation, every nerve fiber on high alert, waiting to feel it again. Unfortunately, Ollie had begun jabbering loudly in Cloud’s arms, and it was quickly evolving into a fussy noise, which was frustratingly distracting. Nero needed to go to his room, where he had at least marginal privacy.
He stepped onto the bottom stair, but as he did, he felt the tug again, and froze in place. This time he caught hold of it, and connected to the darkness. The world around him dissolved into inky blackness.
“Weiss! Weiss!” he shouted, into the formless void. “Brother, where are you! I felt your pull and I came! Brother! Weiss!!”
As he was calling out for his brother, he felt a tickling sensation and looked down. There, at his ethereal feet, grabbing at his shin with its forelegs, was a black spider, the size of a housecat.
Its legs were rather stubby, its carapace was covered with thick, plushy, black fuzz, and its eight crimson eyes were too large, in proportion to its head. The result was that it looked weirdly adorable, despite being an abyssal abomination.
Nero curled his lip in disgust, shaking the thing off his spirit projection’s leg. “What the fuck are you? Why are you here?”
The big, glowing eyes blinked stupidly up at him, but he felt a wave of exuberantly friendly intent, coming from it, as it reached up and began to prod him with its palps, again. It must be a juvenile, and unable to communicate in more complex terms. That would explain its inane cuteness.
“But how did something so small and stupid escape from Chaos, and get into my void?” he asked, rhetorically.
The thing kept batting his shin and shooting waves of idiotic enthusiasm at him.
“I’m looking for my brother. You haven’t seen him, have you?”
When he said the word ‘brother’, he felt a strong pulse of affectionate intent, from the thing, and its forelegs smacked him even more excitedly.
For half a second, he almost thought the creature might be Weiss, but dismissed that idea, immediately. Weiss wasn’t a spider, on the other side, and this thing was made of darkness, like him. It was probably just some random anomaly, generated by Chaos.
“Why don’t you go away?” he said irritably. “I’m here to look for Weiss, I don’t need any annoyances tagging along.”
The thing stopped jabbing at him, pushed itself up on its hind legs, then toppled theatrically onto its back, where it proceeded to flail its legs about, exuding unbearable woe, as if nine generations of its ancestors had been wronged.
“Fine, whatever. You can hang around with me, just don’t make any noise,” Nero said, as his body warped and expanded, swiftly becoming the massive, nightmare spider of the void. “And don’t annoy me, or I’ll toss you out of here.”
The little spider vibrated with joy as it skittered up one of his enormous legs, and positioned itself happily on top of his head. It was physically impossible, of course, for a thing the size of a cat to traverse his planet sized body, but this was the void, and they were conceptual beings. When he grew, the little spider grew, in direct proportion, so it still seemed the same size, relative to him.
For time untold, the colossal spider traversed the endless darkness, with the little spider perched atop his head, searching desperately for any trace of Weiss. But no matter how he called out to him, there was no answer. No sign of his light, to be found.
Sensing his deep dejection, the little spider (who he’d entirely forgotten about, till that moment) wiggled its legs and radiated comfort, like a miniature hot-water bottle. Or an impossibly titanic hot-water bottle, depending on one’s perspective.
“Maybe he’s not strong enough, to keep up the connection, and had to drop it right away,” Nero sighed, as he shrank back down to his humanoid form. “All I can do is wait, and hope he’ll reach out again soon.”
The cat-sized spider on top of his head patted his face sympathetically, with two fuzzy, clawed forelegs. He pulled the thing off and set it on the (purely metaphorical) ground.
“I’m going, now. I don’t know how you got in, but don’t wander around this place, alone. You could get lost.”
The thing bucked up and waved its pedipalps, sending an impression that it understood. With a nod, Nero winked out of the void.
In the material world, he was still standing with one foot on the bottom stair, and no more than a few seconds had passed. Ollie was yowling and Cloud was trying to soothe her, while Sephiroth hurried away to warm a bottle.
“It’s ok, Ollie, gege will come back in minute,” Cloud reasoned.
“Ah-guh,” she wailed piteously. “Ah-guh guh guh!”
“I think she wants you,” Cloud said to Nero, who looked back with a sneer.
“How can you tell any of that drool-machine’s noises apart? Half the blabbering she does sounds like that.”
“Guh! Guh! Ahhh-guhhh!” Ollie howled, even louder, stretching her little hands toward him and struggling in Cloud’s arms.
Nero almost laughed at the stupidness of her stubby arms and legs flailing about, but then he was struck dead-on by a sensation like stepping off a short stair, and finding it’s a cliff.
“Oh, fuck. Chaos is going to fucking kill me.”
Cloud didn’t hear him, over Ollie’s howling. “What?”
“I said…I’ll h—hold her,” Nero managed to make himself pronounce aloud.
“Are you sure?” Cloud asked, doubtfully.
“Yes. Just give her to me,” Nero said, sticking his arms out, and trying not to grimace too obviously.
The squirming bundle was pushed into his arms and Cloud adjusted his grip to the proper position, before he let go. There. He was doing it. He was holding a human infant. There would almost certainly be some horrifying or disgusting consequences, but—
“Hey, it worked,” Cloud said. “She stopped crying.”
“Ah-guh,” Ollie’s suspiciously chipper voice squeaked, close to his ear.
Nero realized he’d had his eyes shut and opened them. Cloud was grinning smugly, and Sephiroth was standing beside Cloud, with the bottle, thunderstruck.
“What are you doing?”
“Holding my baby sister,” Nero retorted. “What does it look like?”
“But…why?”
“I thought it sounded like she wanted him to,” Cloud explained. “Seems like I was right.”
“Gege, ah-guh, mamamamama,” Ollie babbled, grabbing handfuls of Nero's long, jet-black hair.
Nero very clearly and distinctly felt impressions of Sephiroth, himself, and then Cloud, as she made each of the sounds. “So, you really are calling him mama. Huh.”
“Ah-ah-ah guh-guh-guh,” she said, and blithely stuffed a chubby fistful of his hair into her mouth.
“Cut it out, gremlin!” Nero protested. “I don’t want your gross slobber in my hair!”
Ollie looked at him solemnly, then spat out the lock of hair with an explosive ‘pffbbbt!’, spraying drool all over his face.
He stood frozen, blinking in stupefaction, while Cloud nearly went blue stifling his laughter.
“Well, I couldn’t possibly separate you two, now,” Sephiroth said. “You’ve clearly bonded.”
Nero glowered at him, as darkness tendrils snaked out and indignantly cleaned the drool from his face, which made Ollie squeal delightedly. Before anyone could react, she grabbed one and yanked joyously on it.
“No, Ollie, don’t!” Cloud exclaimed, but Sephiroth stopped him.
“It won’t harm her. She’s a child of Chaos.”
“And I wouldn’t let it, anyway,” Nero scowled. “What do you think of me?”
Cloud squinted. “Uh…do you really want to know?”
Nero ignored him.
Sure enough, the tentacle appeared to have no ill will toward the infant. It just lay there, wriggling helplessly, as Ollie held onto it with both hands and gnawed on it with her pink gums, like corn on the cob. It looked rather disturbing, but the upside was, no matter how much she drooled all over it, the tendril would just absorb it, so it was far less messy than all her usual chew toys (which included but were not limited to, her actual teething rings, her other toys, her own hands, and people’s clothing and hair, especially Sephiroth’s).
“Well, it looks like Ollie has a new favorite,” Cloud sighed. “I guess I’m just an old shoe, now.”
“Nonsense,” Sephiroth reassured him. “If you were an old shoe, she’d be chewing on you, right now.”
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Dante and Lucia have some amazing parallels that i just rattle in my head every day...
Like both dante and lucia are very lonely people...even if Lucia has matier by her side, it must've been lonely trying to protect Dumary by herself, which is parallel with Dante's, but for him, he has Trish and Lady now. But the thing is, Dante likes pushing people away when things get dire, just like with Nero and anyone he cares about...he would rather do the protecting himself, and he will take the bullet if he has too.
AND SPEAKING OF PROTECTING both of them have the sense of responsibility of protecting the world/Dumary and its just GRRRRR makes me go insane on how both of them have the weight of protector on their shoulders it makes me so insane...
ALSO the parallel of them being worried about their demon heritage...my god...both were scared, with Lucia asking Dante to kill her in dmc 2 and with Dante having to control his demon urges, I find them so...interesting where both of them are scared of losing control and hurting the people they love 😔 they both wanna feel and be human and its making me ugshhsjsjjssj
But i think the biggets parallel they both have is their love for their moms...i mean we have seen Lady express her love for her mama but for Lucia and Dante...we get to see how both moms (Matier and Eva) were willing to protect their kids and its just...makes me tear up fr...I love luciadante even if its onesided it just shows how if dante were to get over his avoidant tendencies he and lucia wouldve been a good couple...protector couple in fact ‼️‼️‼️
#devil may cry#dmc#dmc ramblings#dante#lucia#dante x lucia#dante and lucia parallel#I JUST LOVE THEM OKAY.....THEY WOULDVE BEEN SUCH A GREAT COUPLE *SOBS*#also...lucia calling dante macho is one reason why this ship is so cute....#dante lucia shipname wouldve been like...world's protectors#dantelucia
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (56)
Casca: Ms. Price, could you get your weird dog off The Academy’s lawn right this instant?
Persephone: Sir, I’m sorry but I don’t have a dog.
Casca: That’s incorrect. He’s currently causing a scene outside my school.
Persephone: But sir, I’m being honest. I’m even allergic to them-
Festus: I think he’s talking about your crazy dad, Percy.
Persephone: My dad? But Festus, he’s at home-
Coryo: Creed’s right, Price. Just look out the window. Your crazy old man has been rolling around the lawn for hours.
Persephone: What?! Let me see! *opens the window*
Nero: *is screaming and rolling like an angry toddler*
Coryo: Did you see him now?
Persephone: Sh*t! You’re right! My poor daddy’s acting like a madman again!😩 *runs out of the classroom to get her dad*
Festus: *sighs* Poor Percy Price.
Felix: What’s up with Nero Price though? Why is he acting like that?
Coryo: Well, according to rumors, Percy’s old man lost his mind when the rebels tried to starve us to death.
Felix: Is his madness permanent?
Coryo: Yes. It’s permanent. He doesn’t even go to work anymore.
Festus: True. Percy’s mama is now the sole breadwinner of the family.
Arachne: *scoffs* It must be because he’s a crazy canniba-
Coryo: Don’t finish that sentence, Crane.
Arachne: Or what, Snowy~?
Coryo: Or I’ll tell the whole school about the day you lost your precious ✨Sandwich Queen✨ title to Festus and Sejanus.
Arachne: You dare threaten me?!
Coryo: I’ll also publish the photos of you wearing an ugly neck brace-
Arachne: Go suck a di-
Felix: But seriously, what happened to the “Railroad Titan” Mr. Price?
Festus: Well, all we know is that he lost his marbles because of the rebels.
Urban: Was it the maid stew?
Coryo: Maybe? Who knows.
Io: Hey, guys, look! *points at Nero Price* He’s now barking like a dog at Percy!
Apollo: Cool!
Clemensia: Is that normal?
Festus: That’s just part of his madness.
Coryo: Yeah. That’s pretty normal for him to do.
Sejanus: Coryo, my love, why are you and Festus so nonchalant about this?
Coryo: Well, my love, you already know that Percy, Festus, and I have been childhood friends and neighbors since forever. So I’ve seen her crazy old man go wild a couple of times before.
Festus: That’s not even his final form.
Gaius: He has a final form?!
Androcles: What’s his final form?
Coryo: It’s when he wears his pajamas wolf onesie and howls at the moon all night long.
Felix: That’s so weird.
Coryo: Yeah. It’s quite odd, but he literally thinks that he’s a cool werewolf or something.
Dennis: What about your poor neighbors? How did they react?
Coryo: Oh, they hate it when he does that. However, it’s impossible to arrest him when he’s in his ✨werewolf mode✨.
Apollo: Can I be a werewolf too?
Diana: No.
Io: But why is it impossible to arrest one madman howling in the middle of the night?
Coryo: Because Nero Price bites like a rabid dog. Heck! He might even have rabies for all we know.
Festus: He can even easily tear out the limbs of a grown man.
Felix: That’s impossible-
Festus: Coryo and I have seen him do it before.
Coryo: And rumors say that he once tore off the head of a rebel who tried to kill Percy.
Lysistrata: In the name of self-defense, right?
Coryo: Sure. Let’s stick with that.
Urban: So what’s his weakness?
Coryo: His wife.
Urban: Really?
Coryo: You don’t bite the hand that feeds you, do you?
Urban: I guess not.
Felix: By the way, are we going to help Percy catch her dad or should we just leave her be?
Clemensia: Maybe we should call the Peacekeepers?
Urban: Or a dog catcher.
Coryo: Is crazy Nero Price running around with a stick in his mouth?
Felix: No.
Coryo: Then that’s a good sign.
Festus: Yup. Percy doesn’t need us to intervene. She can handle him herself.
Felix: Are you sure about that?
Festus: Bro, I’ve seen her wrestle a nursery of rabid raccoons before. She’ll be fine.
Io: Hey, guys, I think Percy needs our help. Her crazy father is now throwing mud at her.
Sejanus: Yo, he’s now stealing and throwing our bikes in the fountain!
Androcles: Sh*t! He destroyed my expensive skateboard!
Apollo: And my tiny scooter!
Coryo: Yeah. That’s a bad sign. Let’s go help her.
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