#Mama Mu

[camzkoa]

mama and papa decided that it was better for their babies to study with other childrens, since court politics are not probably good for children develop. problem is that they miss their babies...

(Ignore the typos 🙏)

[ayakashibackstreet]

No to co, przyszły rok UJ here I come

[fe-fictions]

Kagetsu x Alear commission (Alear has some worries about visiting Kagetsu’s home country...and his parents!)

It would be a long while before things settled down enough for you and Kagetsu to travel outside the kingdom.  The peacetimes couldn’t come soon enough, and there was so much reconstruction to be done before anyone could even fathom something as involved as a wedding.

But eventually, at last, you were able to marry your dearest love. Your Kagetsu was now, officially, your husband.

He had already met your family; rather, he had become your family once your sorry excuse for a father was dealt with, and your mother put to rest properly.

So you weren’t sure exactly how to handle the impending doom that was meeting Kagetsu’s family. They were reclusive, in a homeland you had only ever heard about in bits and pieces; a place that wasn’t on the radar of most kingdoms surrounding your stronghold.

It was finally time to go, and meet these mysterious new people that would expand your family by leaps and bounds.

Although, you did have a few reservations.

“Kagetsu?”

“Yes, my dearest love?”

“Is this…really necessary?” You were holding the edges of your sleeves, inspecting the silken fabric that fell to your ankles with an unsure expression. “Won’t I look out of place?”

“Oh, not at all! It suits you perfectly, Alear. It is a beautiful piece, which I chose specifically for you! I think it’s quite flattering.” Kagetsu remarked, looking you up and down with great pride in his smile. “It will make you even more alluring to my family when you meet them!”

“But I’m not…I’m not from your land. Don’t you think it might be rude to go in dressed like this?”

“On the contrary! I’ve chosen it for you specifically, as my bride. It would be more outlandish if you weren’t wearing it.” He explained, taking your hand in his, “But you needn’t worry. You look beautiful in your yukata, and you’ll thank me for it. It’s quite breathable in the heat, and you’ll be much more comfortable in it than your armor.”

“Well, it certainly does feel much more comfortable than armor.” You smiled softly, “And the Divine Dragon costume…”

“I would not call your regal garb a costume,” He laughed in reply, gently swinging your hands back and forth as you continued your journey towards his home.

“I just feel a little out of place, like I’m playing dress-up. I think Mother wore it much better than I.”

“Well, I’m in no position to speak ill of your late mother, but…I think you look ravishing in such dress.”

You squeezed Kagetsu’s hand, returning to your journey and enjoying the sights and sounds. There were long, thin stalks of bamboo that started to fill the forest around you, growing thicker in number as you closed in. 

A large gate appeared before you, attached to a rather intimidating wall that stood high above you.

Guards stationed outside were quick to stop you, requesting your name and your business. It was a rather closed off community, Kagetsu explained, figuratively and literally. 

But once he presented his credentials and told them who he was, as well as the reason for his visit, those gates couldn’t have opened fast enough.

Kagetsu was quick to introduce you to all the people he knew and who were thrilled to see him again. Considering he was, after all, a member of the royal family. 

Finding that out had thrown you for quite a loop. But them discovering your identity as the one and only Divine Dragon…and that you were his wife…well, that would top his big secret by a mile.

Especially when you reached the palace steps, standing before an even more magnificent gate than those that protected the kingdom.

You squeezed his hand tightly, feeling that you were about to face quite a formidable foe. The in-laws.

“It will go very well, my love.” He assured you, “They may be quite stunned at first, but they will surely be pleased to learn that you are my wife.”

“I admire your confidence.” You swallowed thickly, “Well…they’re expecting us, aren’t they? We should probably-”

“Lord Kagetsu!!” The two of you looked up, finding a number of attendants suddenly rushing through the gates. “Our lord has returned!! The royal family will be so pleased to see him!”

“And this woman…who is she?”

“Could she be-?!”

“My gods! Have you found a wife, Lord Kagetsu?!”

“Indeed I have! It’s been a long time, hasn’t it, everyone?” Kagetsu grinned, his arm around your shoulders and pulling you close. “I’d like to introduce you and my family to my bride, the Divine Dragon Alear!”

The gasps were drowned out only by the wild cheering and exclamations in response to his grand announcement.

It would only be quieted when the royal family themselves stood at the top of the steps, with Kagetsu’s supposed mother and father standing before you both and regarding the crowd with silence.

He slipped his arm from your shoulders and walked forward, nodding for you to stay put just a moment.

You watched silently, fiddling with your sleeves as the crowd parted so he might speak with his parents. It was so quiet one could hear a pin drop, as the young prince came to stand before them. 

Everybody waited with baited breath. 

Then his father laughed, and his mother embraced him. The three of them were filled with joy, to be with one another once again.

You smiled softly, relieved that everything was all right. The staff laughed along with them, everyone jubilant at the young lord’s return.

“Alear!!” He called to you, beckoning for you to join them. He met you halfway, taking your hand and helping you up the steps with attention to your yukata. His smile was blinding. “They’re so excited to meet you. Come! Come, they will love you!”

“All right,” You giggled nervously, but trusted his joy. He held your hand tightly, fingers threaded together, until you reached his parents. To your great relief, they regarded you with warm smiles and profound respect for your position. 

The seriousness of their greetings were quickly alleviated when Kagetsu’s father asked why on earth the Divine Dragon would settle for a foolish boy like his son.

Needless to say, your worries were quickly put to rest. The family you were frightened would push you away would take you in with open arms, glad to teach you about Kagetsu’s home and his life before his travels. At least, for that sweet moment, holding his hand beneath the dining table, it was a peaceful, happy union.

[stromuprisahat]

Love how delighted Cesare is with Micheletto's mum.

[spiderlegeyelashes]

jestem taką dobrą siostrą

[muwitch]

devil had me when i opened bg3 instead of ps for the posts and still has me in the death choke

[harrelltut]

O MONK [OM] MODE [OM] GOD [OMG] MICHAEL [OM] in DEEP METU NETER MEDITATION… Eye [ME] ANU [MA] Quantum Financial System Engineer Architect [SEA] @ ANU GOLDEN Ægiptian [SAGE] QHT IBM [Qi] Apple Compu_TAH [PTAH] WALL ST. in Downtown [SD] 2023 [VII] San Diego CA [D.C.]

O MICHAEL [OM] ENQI NUDIMMUD MU:13 SAGE

separated from the peasants at birth 

CARBON CARBON CARBON MAGICK

fhjk098'jjjjb    mju  y 62< t_a˜<MMJqht68.gov

QHT GOT MUUR ABORIGINAL [MA] 9 ETHER LAND [EL] RECORDS 

QHT ABORIGINAL 9 ETHER LAND [EL] GRANT.GOV MILITARY 

30,000,000 MUUR AMERICAN [MA] ACRES [MA] REPURCHASED by the SAGE [MARS] @ QUANTUM HARRELL TECH [QHT] LLC?!?!?!

MU:13 SOVEREIGN 9 ETHER SAGE 

FEAR NO ONE 

YOU AIN'T LIKE ME [MICHAEL]... HIM ANUNNAQI [HA = HARRELL] 

QHT 68 CLOAKED IN THE CLOUDS

QHT 68 ALWAYS UNDER SURVEILLANCE [AUS = USA]  

[that-jack-kline-bestie]

whatever show ive been watching has been really necessary bc all the other things are like house and hannibal and so so much codependency and unhealthy relationships that im all gone so the one ive been watching has been good it kinda cleansed me of that my mind is righting itself but i cant reslly remember what the show is

[hauntingblue]

A man can chomp down a whole coffee shop but a girl is merely allowed to take a few bites....

[swordcoasted]

tags.

[givemegifs]

[baskeigh-ball]

MUD DOGS MUD DOGS MUD DOGS MU

so yeah raph was with the mud dogs for the earlier years of his life! they raised him the best that a ragtag group of criminals could manage, and he became a sort of team mascot

I imagine their dynamic summed up by that one scene from Megamind’s backstory (y’know. the one where they teach him police=bad and robber=good? yeah uhhh they really screwed up his perception of crime and legality with that one, oops)

As for how he went from living with them to working for Big Mama? That’s for me to know and you guys to eventually find out

[flowersdiceandlove]

I've been seeing a lot of fengqing and their twins fu yao and nan feng recently and it led me to think up an au.

So, Nan Feng and Fu Yao are not fengqing in disguise, but are actually fengqing's kids and they just act exactly like their parents, and they fight and annoy each other constantly like that because they're siblings. Fengqing wanted to go down in disguise to help Xie Lian, but couldn't get away from their godly duties, so sent their kids down instead as the next best thing. Of course they told their kids to not tell Xie Lian they sent them, so they don't.

As to why they use the insults they do, they hear the insults their parents use on each other (bc even if they're in love they're still gonna argue and insult and fight. it's their love langue) and repeat it. So, during the Mount Yujun mission, when they're arguing, they're basically using "yo mama" insults, but they're insulting their own parents instead of just the other's. Like in the case of an identical twin calling the other ugly. But, instead of "yo mama" it's "your general."

Fu Yao and Nan Feng chose which of their parents they wanted to be a junior official of when they got older, so that's why they're from different palaces. Or, they could switch periodically, and that's just which palace they were with at the time. It would actually probably be funnier if they switched which palace they severed periodically, and so one month they would be insulting mu qing and defending feng xin and the next month insulting feng xin and defending mu qing.

i don't know. this idea literally just came to me so it's not super thought out, but i wanted to share.

part 2

[spiderlegeyelashes]

tata wlasnie mi zagrozil ze mi przypierdoli w ryj XDDD stary troche za stara chyba na to jestem

[mysticfalls01]

Princesa III

(FC Barcelona x reader)

Part 1 Part 2

After arriving to SGP Sarina gave you room number and she told you that your roommate hadn’t arrived yet.

The moment you entered your room you sent a text to Barca’s group informing your teammates that you had arrived, before even having the opportunity to do something else Alexia called you.

“Hija! He visto que ya has llegado al lugar de concentración” (Daughter! I have seen that you have already arrived at the place of concentration)

“Hi mama! Yes, I was about to call you! Everything went great during the flight”

“That’s nice to hear hija. So, who is your roommate?”

“Well, my roommate hasn’t arrived yet, so I don’t know mama. “

You continued talking with Alexia until you heard someone opening the door, quickly you realized who your roommate was, it was the one and only Lucy Bronze.

“Mama, debo irme mi compañera de cuarto ha llegado. Te hablaré más tarde. Si?” ("Mom, I must go, my roommate has arrived. I'll talk to you later. Yes?")

“Alright hija when you have the chance text either Ona or me who your roommate is. Take care hija”

Immediately as the call ended Lucy spoke.

“Nice to meet you kid! I’m Lucy Bronze” she said while stretching her hand.

“Hi! I’m y/n l/n” you nervously answered.

“So, with who were you talking with kid? I’m sure that you weren’t speaking English.”

“I was talking with mama, I mean with Alexia, and we were talking in a mix of Spanish and English” you answered.

“Alexia as in Alexia Putellas as in La Reina?”

“Yup”

While she started setting her things down you continued talking with Lucy. You learned that she currently was playing for City and that Keira Walsh is her girlfriend. You continued talking until she said that it was time for the first team meeting.

When you guys arrived to conference room you stayed next to Lucy as the only persons that you knew from the group were Maya, Alessia and Tooney as they played for MU.

At one point of the meeting Sarina asked you to present yourself as you were the only new person of the group.

“Hi! I’m y/n l/n, I’m from Manchester and I was part of MU academy. I play as a striker, and I’m currently signed with Barcelona” you said nervously.

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You fitted in perfectly with the Lionesses. Leah as captain made sure that everyone received you well, Alessia and Tooney assumed the roles of your older sisters and showed you how everything worked. Finally, Lucy and Keira they became like your aunts however you couldn’t help but to find similarities between them and Ingrid and Mapi.

Before you knew it was time for the friendly against Switzerland. As you were in the bus on the way there Alexia called you.

“Princesa! Good luck in the game I just wanted to tell you that we are going to watch the game and we will be rooting for you.”

“Thanks mama! According to Sarina I’ll be making my debut during the second half of the game.”

“Perfect! Remember that’s it’s your time to shine hija make sure that everyone realize why you are la princesa de Barcelona.”

Your debut happened just as you told Alexia. You entered the game in the 65th minute. It seemed that Leila could see the future as you did score against Switzerland.

Just as the game ended with a win for the Lionesses and after celebrating with your teammates you heard a familiar voice.

“Hey Princesa come here!”

You turned around saw that it was Ana-Maria as soon as you realized that it was her you ran towards her and hugged her.

“Princesa! I’m so proud of you, you just had your debut, and it was spectacular!”

“Thank you, auntie!”

AMC presented you to some of her teammates and as she did, she gloated about Barcelona having the princess, the player who was going to make history.

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The Lionesses were able to win two out of two friendly matches and it’s safe to say that you left a great impression to the team. Before you knew it was time to go back to Barcelona and before you could leave to the airport Lucy asked you for your number as she wanted to keep in touch with you.

As soon as you landed you sent Alexia a text message indicating that you only had to pick up your luggage and after picking it up you walked towards the exit. As soon as you spotted Alexia and Olga you ran towards Ale.

“Hija! I’m so proud of you!” she greeted while she hugged you.

“Thank you mama, I had so much fun, but I missed you a lot”

“How about this we go out to eat dinner, you sleep at our apartment and tomorrow I take you to the training session.”

You separated from Alexia and turned towards Olga.

“Is this ok with you Olga? I don’t want to bother” you shyly asked her.

“Nonsense kid! You are always welcomed to spend time with us” she reassured you.

Alexia couldn’t help but to smile while she saw yours and Olga’s interaction.

“Mama, before I forget it take this. It’s the jersey of my international debut, it’s the one I used against Switzerland I want you have it.” You said after taking out the jersey from your backpack.

“Thank you hija, I’ll treasure this forever. When we get back to the apartment you better sign the jersey frilla” Alexia answered with tears on her eyes.

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As soon as you entered the locker room Jana and Bruna tackled you.

“Felicidades hermanita! We are so proud of you!” Bruna said.

“Si hermana! You played amazingly!” Jana said at the same time.

After they got off you and you could stand up Leila approached you and turned towards Ana

“Hey Ana! Just as I said la princesa scored against you!” she jokingly said.

“Ouahabi just wait for her to play against Spain I’m sure you guys won’t be able to stop her!” Ana-Maria answered.

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