#Mallorie Bellic

[girltheftauto]

horrible atrocious edit of mallorie do not ask me what’s going on i wouldn’t be able to tell you

[weeniewife1738]

Heterosexual yuri

[gravesyardd]

oc x canon slop YUCK

[southern-sighthound]

roman and mallorie r still in love in this au idc <333333

EDIT:: I FORGOT TO ADD THIS IN POST BUT HERES A MALLORIE DOODLE I DID 😭 IM RLLY PROUD OF IT SO

shes so pretty it hurts ughh

[osihbj]

The first one sounds so canon...

[sashazweig]

GTA IV fancast 😊

[becuzmdsaidineededpersonality]

I agree. These two radiate bisexual energy. 

i think elizabeta and mallorie have made out more than once but i think they're also both completely heterosexual. straight girl homoeroticism

[hoodedboy79]

SFW Alphabet: Roman Bellic

Why is this the only Roman GIF I can find?? 😭

-(GN Reader)-

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

- Roman's love language is physical touch, so he's a massive fan of giving and recieving affection.

- Roman would show you affection in a multitude of ways, whether it be through spontaneous make out sessions, getting takeout after work so you don't have to cook or just lazing in bed with you on his days off, he'd make sure to show you how much he cares everytime his schedule (and wallet) allow him to.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

- The friendship would probably start either online or in a club.

- If it started online, Roman probably found your profile while he was mindlessly scrolling through LoveMe.net, looking for his next hookup. Or perhaps you befriended Brucie first and then he introduced you to Roman later on (after you completed a job for him).

- If it started in a club, Roman definitely was the one to approach you, either to dance or to get you a drink (that he's sorta hoping you'll pay for, if you're a guy) and you two just hit it off from there, not that it's partically hard to get on with Roman as long as you can tolerate his eccentric nature.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

- If you want to cuddle, Roman's down.

- You will spend a lot of time smacking his hands away from certain areas though. Roman can't help himself.

- Roman will probably end up falling asleep or getting bored and wanting to do something else after a while.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

- Roman's never really gave much thought on settling down, he's been encouraged over the years by his aunt and now Niko but Roman's having too much fun fucking around right now to worry about commitment.

- Instant Noodles is as far as Roman's cooking abilities go and in regards of cleaning, it's left up to Niko or whoever is forced to share a space with him at the time.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

- Procrastinate's so much. Generally will avoid doing it for a while.

- He'll complain about wanting to break up and just you in general to Niko, Mallorie, Brucie and just really anyone that will listen but when asked why doesn't he just do it and get it over with? Roman avoids the question.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

- Roman is the textbook definition of commitment shy.

- He can barely stick to the same group of girls to get him off, nevermind dating and marriage.

- But that doesn't mean it would never happen, it would just take a while for Roman to tire himself out with his current lifestyle.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

- Roman is gentle, especially emotionally.

- A stark difference to his cousin.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

- Roman loves hugs. It's one of his favourite ways of showing and receiving affection to/from the people he cares about, both platonically and romantically.

- He doesn't hug you for long but he sure does hug you tightly. Making sure to give you a squeeze before letting you go.

- The type to jokingly pick you up while hugging you too.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

- It would probably take a few months for Roman to say it and mean it. He let's it slip after a few drinks and he's feeling tipsy and loosed lipped, que both of you suddenly sobering up just a tad and staring at each other in shock for a moment.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

- Extremely jealous.

- Roman seeing you even talking to another man a bit too enthusiastically will send him off in a sulk, which will most likely turn into a drunken sulk.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

- Roman's kisses are all over the place. They range from quick, chaste ones, usually slapped on your cheek, as he's rushing out the door to work to longer and more passionate one's when you two get some more time together, alone.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

- Around kids that aren't his he can be a little awkward at first, not use to being around children, but if they're left with him for an extended amount of time then Roman becomes their new found 'fun uncle' type figure.

- With his own children, as babies Roman is pretty useless to begin with, he has little to no knowledge on how to properly care for infants and is just all over the place with nerves but with some help and reassurance eventually Roman will get it. He will happily leave the nappy changing up to you though.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

- Most mornings either consist of Roman being hungover or him begrudgingly getting ready for work (or both), so it's not too eventful.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

- There's an obvious answer here.

- But other than that, nights where he's not dragging you to a club or bowling alley mostly consist of watching crappy late night TV and eating whatever takeout Roman could afford, sometimes Niko joins you two too.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

- Roman's pretty upfront but also a bit of a liar.

- So while he may tell you things about his life very early on in your acquaintance a lot of it with be fabricated or exaggerated.

- But once you become close to him, a friend or more, and learn most of what he told you at the start was bullshit to make himself sound better, Roman would tell you some things about when he first came to America and may or may not let some things slip about his and Niko's life back in Yugoslavia when he's drunk and feeling sentimental.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

- Gets pissy very quickly, especially when drunk but getting Roman actually angry is a task.

- He doesn't stay angry for long though, he'll either forget when he sobers up or, if it's actually annoyed him, a genuine apology should get you and Roman on good terms again.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

- Roman's weird when it comes to remembering things. Especially, in terms of smaller things, is he going to remember the exact way you like a certain type of food prepared? Probably not. But will he suddenly remember some random item you mentioned wanting a month ago while walking past a store front? Yep.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

- The first date. The way you two just clicked and managed to have fun together even with the limited options of entertainment available fully convinced Roman to pursue you properly.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

- Roman's protective but not the best at protecting, if you get what I mean.

- He'd be the first one to jump in and act the tough guy if someone was bothering you and if it's just a verbal altercation then Roman could hold his own but if it turned physical...Niko's getting a panicked phone call.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

- He really tries when it comes to anniversaries and gifts. I mean you're his partner, you deserve the best ofc.

- Will probably try and take out another loan to buy you something extravagant (please stop him).

- In terms of dates, Roman either leaves it up to you or just drives around till you two spot somewhere interesting looking.

- Everyday tasks is something Roman gets pretty lazy with. He's not a complete slob that never cleans but he definitely leaves it till the last minute.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

- His fear/lack of commitment.

- His forgetfulness. He's doesn't do it out of malice or lack of care, Roman's just a bit scatterbrained at times.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

- In his day to day life Roman doesn't actually put too much effort into his appearance, fresh clothes and a quick finger brush of his hair will do him.

- Not because he doesn't care enough but because Roman's convinced he's attractive no matter what, so what's the point?

- He will fuss though when he's going to the Maisonette 9 with you or Brucie, he knows to get out his suit when it comes to that.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

- If your relationship is at the stage where Roman is generally in love with you, then yes, he would.

- Contrary to what some might believe Roman doesn't fall in love easily so if, for whatever reason, you leave, he'd be devastated.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

- If you invite him to do something he doesn't really want to do Roman will probably make up some excuse to say he's busy but send Niko in his place instead.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)

- Roman wouldn't like someone that's uptight.

- Like would Roman enjoy someone who's a bit more prepared and responsible than him? Maybe. But would he like someone who's too uptight to relax and have fun every once in a while? Definitely not.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

- Roman's sleep schedule is pretty inconsistent due to his work and nightly endeavours so when he finally does get home, whether it be morning or night, Roman's out for the count as soon as he's off his feet.

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I'm back from procrastinating again 🙌 (This sat unfinished in my drafts for over 3 months 💀)

I still do write for GTA 4, to the person who asked me to write for Packie, I will do eventually when I've finished some other things I'm working on.

Hope this wasn't too bad!

[iristhepng]

crying my eyes out

look at mallories artwork

shes so beautiful pretty stunning i love her so much 💗

BUT look closer

SHES ON THE PHONE W/ ROMAN 😭😭😭 AND THE CALL DURATION IS OVER TWO HOURS 😭😭😭THEYRE SO CUTE <333

[titobitex]

happy halloween

[rosalindthe2nd]

By virtue of having a child who is obsessed with the BBC series Merlin, I am re-entering my Arthurian phase. This was big for me in my childhood but, perhaps fittingly, the memories are like the ruined towers of a once glorious palace, grown over with ivy and crumbled to almost nothing. Mostly I remember that my sister and I had a league table of our favourite knights, which we announced to each other like it was the top ten in the charts.

So I am re-entering the world of Arthuriana with almost no relevant information but a lot of excitement and a deepened love because I now picture Arthur looking like a young Bradley James.

First up, I’ve read Tennyson’s Idylls of the King! A weird choice because it’s earlier than TH White and later than Mallory, both of which I plan to read. But I love Tennyson so also the best place to start up a new league table of knights.

What will follow (for my own entertainment) is the Knights of the League Table based on what we see of them in the Idylls of the King, from lowest to highest in true top ten style.

Sadly I had to omit Merlin who would have been at or near the bottom (“For men at most different as heaven and earth, But women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell” - say what now?!?! Even in a work predictably wringing with soggy sexism that’s quite a slap in the face.). I’m with Bellicent when she says “So Merlin riddling anger’d me”, nothing worse than people who are deliberately obscure to try to sound clever. But he’s not a knight so there we go. Similarly all the women. And some great knights, like lovely Sir Balan, what a wonderful brother, who are too minor as characters to feature. I also can’t include Sir Mordred because I hate him too much to be rational about it.

Meaning that we start with the bottom of the table today! And in at the very bottom at number 12 is Sir Pelleas.

And this is why:-

- Good that he doesn’t slay Gawain and Ettarre in their sleep despite temptation I suppose

- BUT not to agree with Ettarre who is the most horrible lady, but it is very hard to “bide at peace, Affronted with his fulsome innocence”!

- He over idolised Arthur and Lancelot (and Guinevere) and then over reacted massively to them not living up to it and I know that the theme of the pernicious effects of Lancelot and Guinevere and their shenanigans ripples throughout the whole work but it’s way more irritating with this guy than most.

- “The sight Of her rich beauty made him at once glance More bondsman in his heart than in his bonds.” Yawn.

- Literally runs over a poor cripple (Tennyson’s word choice, not mine) and leaves him bruised and battered ffs?!?!

- Actually becomes the horrific Red Knight in the Last Tournament who is so vitriolic and insanely spiteful that it’s scary. But is almost less off-putting in that guise than in his persistently and self-flagellatingly devoted guise tbh.

- Objectively the worst. Urgh.

[cousinsbellic]

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[gtaiv]

Luck of the Irish || Elizabeta Torres

[southern-sighthound]

itsd gay people month so here are my fav lgbt ships/headcanons from gta iv !!! enjoy your month fruit loops

[osihbj]

I want to create server on discord 'bout GTA IV, but i have on my mind something casual.

I want this place to be comfortable for everyone, maybe even we can do roleplay sometime or talk on vc, play some games together I dunno, we'll see.

Anyone who wants to join my server just add me on my discord: osihbj

[sashazweig]

Jajajaj

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