#Malleus and Silver are super ooc...

[lowkeyclueless5137]

Dragon Au incorrect quotes!

For all of those who never get tired of crack and my bullshit

Under the cut cuz Why not?

Malleus: Lilia asked me if I have solutions for an oddly specific situation.

Silver: And?

Ace: don't ya humans hoard things?

Malleus: I don't... I just swing my sword and hope I don't hit important organs.

Malleus: no...

Deuce: then how do you keep an eye on important things?

Silver: we kinda leave them somewhere and hope they didn't fall in the 8th dimension.

~Rollo coming to Ramshackle~

Rollo: please God... Give me patience...

Rollo: *opens door*

Malleus: *hanging from the Chandelier*

Silver: *Sleeping on the staircase rails*

Rollo: if I had strength... I would slaughter you 2.

Ramshackle night

Rollo: *getting out of his room*

Idia & Azul: *getting out of Malleus's room* O-O;

Rollo: I'm going to tell dormhe-

Silver's door swings open

Half of NRC getting out of there: o-o;

Rollo: nevermind...

Dormleaders meeting

Week 1

Malleus: vice of Ramshackle, in Dormhead's place.

Riddle: what happened to Silver?

Malleus: how about we start the meeting?

Week 2

Rollo: Vice of Ramshackle, in Dormhead's place.

Vil: why isn't silver here?

Rollo: God forbid me mentioning about it...

Week 3

Malleus: V-

Leona: what is it this time, herbivore?

Malleus: he's definitely alive... Ok? OK...

Dormheads, in their minds: WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING?!

What was silver actually doing

Silver: zzz zzz...

Ace: So me and Deuce are your friends...

Malleus: yes...

Ace: All 3 of us are FRIENDS...

Malleus: indeed...

Ace: So that means me and deuce are also friends.

Malleus: Perhaps...

Ace: WHAT DOES PERHAPS MEAN, HUMAN?!

Malleus: I saw you 2 making out in the bathroom!

Deuce: oAo;

Ace: he's onto us...

Silver: if I had a nickel for every time Malleus got out of trouble via marriage and violence... I would have 2 nickels... Which isn't a lot, but it's wierd it happened twice...

Sebek: And I thought humans had a long courting sistem...

Malleus, holding up a comic book: Behold! A comic book from Silver's library!

Cater: Never heard of Marvel... Is it good?

Ace: the purple dude looks wierd...

Trey: I like the iron suited human...

Deuce: it looks like an adventure comic!

Riddle, passing by: Endgame? Oh the ending was bittersweet for me...

Hearts bois:?!?!

Malleus: valid...

Jack: that gargoyle on the gates looks a bit crooked.

Deuce: actually... That is a grotesque...

Jack:???

Meanwhile

Malleus: why do I feel like a proud father?

Silver: you old?

Malleus: I'm old???

Boardgame meeting

Azul:...

Idia: he is in the infirmary again...

Azul: so... Did Malleus-

Idia: attempted to court me, only to end up almost dead because humans aren't as strong as dragons? Yep... 2 days ago actually...

Azul: *breaths in relief* for a moment I thought he was seeing someone else...

Pe class

Vargas: Shroud! Flap those wings!

Idia: s-sir... I literally cannot... I have permission slip...

Vargas: Any dragon with wings can flap them!

Idia: Oh boi... Here we go again... *flaps wings*

*bones crack*

*wings end up in an unnatural position*

Idia, through tears: c-can I go to the infirmary... Please?

Vargas:... Next class bring a broom...

Idia: thank you...

Malleus: your Dormhead is terrifying...

Trey: How come?

Malleus: Yesterday... I saw Rosehearts bodyslam the energetic Leech then drag his body and throw him in his treasure pile...

Trey: *spits drink* He's BOLD...

Rollo: how do you tell apart the Leech twins?

Riddle: Their hair strands...

Ruggie: usually their mannerisms...

Azul: I grew up with those 2... I can tell them apart even blindfolded...

Malleus: I usually swing my sword around and if he backs out, he is the calm one...

Cater: So... How did you end up in NRC, Rollo?

Rollo: attempted to have a mass purge of magic via magic sucking flowers... Also overBlot...

Cater: why are all humans so wierd?!

Average Friday night at Ramshackle

Silver: It is time...

Malleus: *brings out just dance*

Rollo: *sets up the console*

Silver: *stretches a bit and grbs controler* we Gotta bust a bigger Grove than last week!

Lilia: Silver~

Silver: old man... I already ate...

Lilia: such shame... Alas... I will put here the risotto I made for you... Maybe your dormates are ar-

Silver: Yeah... They are not here for a while... I'll tell them you dropped by and said hi... *Looking behind Lilia*

Malleus & Rollo: *desperately trying to throw the food off the window behind Lilia*

Lilia: Huh? Is something behind me? *turns around*

Malleus: *throws himself off the window along the food*

Rollo: *hides under the table*

Silver, awkwardly: How about we go around for a bit?

Malleus, falling of the stairs:...

Sebek: HUMAN?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!

Malleus: m-my phone...

Sebek: do I have to dial the ambulance number?! Are your bones functional?! *gives phone*

Malleus: *dials a number, waiting to pick up*

Silver, on the other end of the call: yes, Malleus?

Malleus: You will never guess what happened...

Sebek:...

Silver: Rollo, where are you going?

Rollo: to either get ice cream or crucify someone... I'll decide on the road...

Malleus: I want mint ice cream...

Jack: it's a bit wierd...

Epel: what do you mean?

Ortho: he is reffering to the fact that Malleus is 2 years older than all of us...

Ace: old man...

Malleus: at least lilia told me I look quite adorable for my age...

Deuce: he told you that after you fell off a broom and rose up with dirt and mud in your mouth like a 4 year old...

This is all for now! :3

Also have a lil smth for this au:

It took me so fucking much to find that goddamn paper in my bag :'3

Until next time! Buh bye!

[kawowoa]

can i draw you?

synopsis : you’ve been dealing with art block for a while, nothing seems to ignite your creativity anymore but then you see him. boom. you want to draw him

characters : silver, idia

info : gn. reader, maybe ooc

a/n : srry for disappearing for like a year.. i’ll try to be more active but my creativity is down the drain T_T

> silver

you’re lucky enough to catch him without malleus by his side. he was sitting up against a tree with a few birds finding a home on his body. the scene was perfect, like he’d just came out of a fairy tale

he saw you coming, you weren’t being discreet about your presence. he had a confused look on his face, it wasn’t often that you two saw each other, let alone talked

you explained to him your situation, how your art block was eating you alive. he started to panic which scared the birds away, ready to face whatever this art block was. you calmed him down, it was just a metaphor

he agreed to be your muse, it’s not like he had much to do anyway

you carry your sketch book around with you incase you find something that sparked your creativity. the two of you got into a comfortable position, you laid your preferred coloring medium (or none at all if you don’t like coloring) beside you before pulling out your pencil and eraser

silver stayed awake for five minutes, maybe it was the constant sound of your pencil scratching the paper or the rustling of the trees that had him dozing off or maybe it’s just silver’s weird habit of being able to fall asleep in any place at any time

his features were way more relaxed than they were before, his shoulders started to slouch, the crease between his eyebrows disappeared as well. a perfect scene

“silver.. silver! wake up!” you whisper-shouted close to his ear. you leaned back as he jolted awake, rubbing his eyes to rid of any sleepiness that may still be lurking

“huh..? what’s wrong?” he asked, his eyes focusing on you, they were frantically moving across your face, looking for any signs of distress

you said nothing, pulling your sketchbook from behind your back. you held it in front of his face, far enough so that he can see it. you notice his hands, hesitant in wanting to hold the sketch book; you just smile and plop it right in his hands

“this is me?” he asked in shock, his eyes moving back in forth from you to the paper. you captured every little detail in his face and body, even the tree he was laying against

quickly noticing now long he’s been holding your sketch book, he gives it back to you. although, his slight smile never left his face

“it’s amazing. it was an honor being able to help you out”

> idia shroud

you caught him in the halls after all the clubs ended. he was walking out the board games club with azul and a few other students

he didn’t notice you, but azul did

you saw idia tense up, slowly turning around to you. you wave at the both of them. azul was quick to hand idia over to you when you asked for him. idia looked so dejected, looking back at azul like he just committed murder

you pulled idia aside, far from azul’s prying eyes. you explained the situation you’re currently in, you had a small feeling he might disagree; desperately hoping you were wrong

and you was! idia agreed to help you! not without a whole bunch of complaints. he saw the desperation all over your face, how could he not agree?

you had to do it in the comfort of idia’s room though, you didn’t mind, a person’s beauty looks best when they’re most comfortable

in the comfort of his room, he sat on the bed while you sat on the gaming chair. you set out all your art materials on the desk, you picked up your pencil and sketch book before scooting the chair closer to idia

the man looked so nervous. you started talking to him to try to ease his nerves. hours went by and he started to get more animated, talking to you about his current fave game

“…tbh the story could be better, the whole evil villain terrorizing the mc for some super special artifact is so overrated”

“yeah, definitely played out” you nodded in agreement. you push the chair closer to the desk, putting your pencil and eraser down. idia’s rambling dies down as he watches you come back to the original spot you were in before

he stares at every moment you make until your sketchbook invades his field of view. his eyes widened, grabbing the sketchbook out your hands

“do… do you like it?” idia’s expression and lack of words had you second guessing. you didn’t take much time on it, it was definitely a rougher sketch than you normally would do

“yeah… it’s great. can i keep it? not for myself but i think ortho would like it a lot”

[usurper-of-heavens]

ok Minecraft server

It was originally made for Ignihyde students. Some Ignihyde students shared the server IP and eventually it spread all over school.

Main admin of the server is obviously Idia and Ortho

Moderators are Cater, Lilia and Azul (who hunt hackers for sport except maybe Cater)

Ace found out through Deuce who found out through Cater

Ace once tried to hack and got banned for a day

Deuce makes farms. farms. chickins.

Trey doesn't often log in but he does have a minecraft account. Cater pulls him to play sometimes. Riddle does not play bcs he doesn't let himself💔

Most Heartslabyul students can't/don't frequently log in because of Riddle, who will probs behead them if they neglect their chores and studies

Leona and Ruggie doesn't play but would sometimes watch or see Jack play

Jack log ins sometimes during the weekend after his training and just uh builds and mines for coal/hj? he found out the server through Deuce

Octavinelle trio would defo play minecraft

Jade was once walking around a taiga biome and saw mushrooms, he collects random flowers and mushrooms and puts them on display. He is now in the hunt for the biome called "Mushroom land/biome" (He also makes lots of potions)

Floyd is just going around hunting people and trying to kill them. everyone is scared. especially after he found out that he could make armour out of a material from hell

Azul built a base somewhere close by the spawn area, and often when people come across his base, he would offer them food, materials, armour and/or materials in exchange for iron, gold, diamonds, and emeralds like a currency(You can trade items with him)

Kalim would just go around and collecting flowers, he has the most death in the server (he tried to pet a ravenger during a village raid😞)

Its probably a bit ooc but i desperately want him to playyyyy.

Jamil when he has free time, plays on the server, he originally found out bcs Kalim invited him to play. He found it slightly fun

He built a small cottage somewhere close to a river, he has a farm, a mine and every minecraft basic shenanigans. He has a house built for Kalim to store his flowers and stuff

Azul found his coordinates and immediately built a base nearby. He annoys Jamil restlessly.

Vil doesn't play but would watch Rook and Epel play if it interests him. He allows playing as long as they aren't on it 24/7 and dont skip their routines, meals, sleeping schedules etc.

Rook just logs in sometimes and just people watch

Epel found the server through Deuce and thought it would be fun. One time Vil saw Epel play and started to give constructive criticism to Epels base. He was a bit annoyed but his base turned out pretty well

Silver plays bcs his father and kalim invited him, and that hes never heard of that game and wanted to try it out. He only ever goes only after training if theres time. but he has a house that Kalim tried to build for him

Malleus overhears this from Silver and Lilia, he wanted to try it too so Lilia made him an account, and he is enjoying his time in the big taiga forest in his own home<3 ppl don't know its him cuz why would the great malleus draconia play a sand box game and he actually gets to interact with people and ppl are not scared of him. He thoroughly enjoys these times. (He struggles to play a little cuz he doesn't understand the controls)

As for Sebek, he only plays bcs Malleus is. even in game he wants to be Malleus' guard. He went full deep research( Minecraft Wikipedia) and found out you could make armours, weapons and such so hes uhhh stacked, apparently. (hes pretty bad at pvp though since hes not used to using computers)

Okay server build lets go

Idia has a few mods installed— one of them is where the seasons change so its super fun. He also made a custom mod where he could host server wide events, he built a large battle arena and did PVP fights and made a leaderboard for speedruns

Also super majestic shaders ofc. Theres a building near spawn where you can submit custom blocks, furniture, weapon ideas that they will add if they think its cool

Some of the staff knows abt it and occasionally Sam plays there just cause i want

NRC minecraft server

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Fandom List

list of my fandoms and who i write for (will be updated with time)

Although requests are open, please be aware that it might take a long time for me to finish it.

♡ - My favorite characters

♧ - I will only write them as afab because of my headcanons

Please be aware that I am super bad at getting personalities right, so they might be incredibly ooc :,)

Twisted Wonderland

Heartsabyul

Riddle Rosehearts, ♧ Cater Diamond, Trey Clover, Ace Trappola, ♧ Duece Spade

Savannaclaw

♧♡ Leona Kingscholar, Ruggie Bucchi, Jack Howl

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto, ♡Jade Leech, Floyd Leech

Scarabia

♡ Kalim al-Asim , Jamil Viper

Pomefiore

♡ Vil Schoenheit, ♡ Epel Felmier, ♧ Rook Hunt

Ignihyde

♧♡ Idia Shroud

Diasomnia

♡ Malleus Draconia, Lilia Vanrouge, ♧ Silver, Sebek Zigbolt

Obey Me

The Brothers

Lucifer, ♡♧ Mammon, ♧ Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, ♡♧ Belphegor

Side characters

♧ Diavolo, Barbatos, ♡ Simeon, Solomon

Genshin Impact

Mondstadt

♡♧ Aether, Diluc, ♧ Kaeya, Venti, Albedo

Liyue

Zhongli, ♡♧ Xiao

Inazuma

Ayato, Itto, ♡♧ Gorou, Thoma, Heizou

Sumeru

♡ Tighnari

Snezhnaya

♡♧ Tartaglia, Dottore