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i have horrible naming skills (which is why, upon posting, most of them dont have titles lmao) but i think they’re funny in the moment so *shrug*

whore ft dragon

JHFDSJGDJHFSHDFK OH MY GOD WIFE

baby, baby boy, bastard

i am spiteful

anon my beloved omg

skrunkly demon man my beloved

im not tagging anyone bc i have too much anxiety teehee

WIP Tag Game

rules: post the names of all the files in your wip folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a snippet or tell them something about it

Thank you @alstroemeriadissonance for tagging me! This looks like fun 🥰

Tagging (no pressure as always <3): @boundinparchment @dottcre @jessamine-rose

Ooookay let's have a look (FYI some of these are titled sections in one big brainrot doc, but they're pretty long already so I guess that counts)

◇ SF III

◇ SF IV

◇ The Eternal

◇ Wine Tasting with Dottie

◇ Modern AU First Date

◇ Modern AU Smut

◇ Modern AU Wardrobe HC

◇ Surface 5 Hurt Comfort

aaaaaa *hides*

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[ Rook's Horny Shenanigans, FT. The Third Years ] : Vil Schoenheit

Contains: Vil Schoenheit/Rook Hunt, top AMAB Vil Schoenheit, bottom AFAB Rook Hunt, lots of smooches, lipstick stains, vil being the perfectionist he is, handjobs, brief blowjob, cum swallowing, making out, hickeys, brief implied asphyxiation

Note: this was kinda rushed i'm ngl. anyways, i am spreading the "rook is afab, a whore and has slept with half the school" agenda and you will have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.i also have like other 5 drafts, but i also have no brain cells to continue them as of right now. repetative, like everything else i write.

Rook hummed as he watched Vil scold dorm members, biting his lip with a smile. He walked up to him, clapping his hands together with a smile. He ushered him away from the dorm members, tutting.

"Roi du Poison, do you need some stress relief?" He purred out, batting his eyelashes at the dorm head. He got a short glare before Vil grabbed his wrist and pulled him along back to his room. Rook smiled, licking his lips.

"It's always so easy to entice you, dearest. Do you like me that much?" He whispered teasingly as Vil pushed him against the wall once they got into his room. Rook opened his mouth to speak again, but was quickly interrupted by lips pressing against his own and a hand sliding up his shirt.

Rook moved his hands gently into Vil's hair, doing his best not to pull on it. As much as he wanted to pull it, wanted to ruin Vil's perfect look so he would ruin him in return, the school day wasn't over yet and the dorm head would not be happy with him.

"How's your jaw?" Vil whispered as he moved his lips to his jaw, kissing it softly as Rook's hands moved to Vil's pants, tugging on the belt with a soft moan. Rook grinded his hips slightly against the other, whining when Vil stopped his movements with a harsh grip on his hips.

"It's fine, Roi du Poison, Roi du Dragons, hng, isn't as rough as you are." Rook teased, throwing his head back with a moan as Vil bit down on his shoulder. He chuckled at the possessive streak of the dorm head, knowing he only got like this during their sessions, and it was fun to tease him about it.

"But, if you're really worried, I wouldn't mind giving you a handjob... As long as you keep leaving lipstick stains on my neck, oui?" Rook purred, slipping his hand into Vil's pants and palming his boner slowly, watching in delight as the other shivered against him. A whine escaped him as nails dragged over the scars on his chest, a sharp bite on his neck as he grabbed the outline of Vil's cock.

"Just, hurry up." Rook let out a chuckle. He loved hearing Vil grow impatient, it was so rare after all. He was usually composed and calm, to an extent, and seeing him fall apart with a few touches brought undescribable joy to the vice housewarden.

Recieving another bite, Rook pulled Vil's pants and underwear down to his thighs, wrapping his hand around the hard cock. He slowly moved his hand, using the other to gently tilt Vil's face up, kissing him again. The housewarden wrapped an arm around his waist and pulled him closer, while Rook moved the hand on his jaw to his hair, tugging on it gently.

"Mhn, you should, hah, fuck me when school is over, Vil~" Rook purred as he moved his hand faster, rolling his thumb over the head. The housewarden rolled his eyes as he kissed him again, his lipstick smearing on both of them as he continued playing with Rook's chest.

"I can't, Epel has vocal lessons." Vil muttered as he littered bites and kisses along his collar. Rook shuddered as Vil thrusted into his hand, licking his lips as he nudged him gently with his shoulder. Vil grunted, and Rook laughed in his mind at how people would react to this side of him, and let the other get down on his knees.

Wrapping his hands around Vil's thigh, he opened his mouth wide and took his cock into his mouth, looking up at him through his eyelashes, purring as the other started thrusting roughly into his mouth, grabbing his hair and holding it tightly. Rook's eyes rolled back, putting his hand between his thighs and grinding down against his own palm as his housewarden fucked his throat.

Vil held him against his pelvis, Rook's body shaking as cum filled his mouth, moaning as he bobbed his head slowly, swallowing around the other. Vil pulled his head off, Rook panting heavily as he looked up at him.

"Gosh, you're so messy..." Vil cooed, wiping some cum off his chin and put his thumb in Rook's mouth. He sucked it off his finger, licking his lips before getting up, placing a kiss on Vil's lips. The man made a face and shook his head, a fond look in his eyes as he fixed his pants.

"Alright, get out, I need to fix my makeup." Rook nod his head and hummed happily as he walked out of the room. "Don't forget to clean up!"

Rook pretended not to notice the new first years staring at the state of his neck.

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Writer's block has hit me like a brick

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Why do you think it’s OK to write non-consensual situations? You’re sick fucking person for thinking that’s OK. Matter fact, I hope that shit happens to you. Just so you can see how “OK” it is.

I don't see how you feel like you can call me sick for writing about FICTIONAL CHARACTERS getting nonconned and then proceed to hope it happens to me, a REAL person.

I hope you know that me writing about it doesn't mean I think it's okay in the slightest. As they say, art ≠ life.

Cry about it.

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there ya go, losers

praise me, im going to bed lmao

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Contains: AFAB Aether, top male reader, afab language, semi-public sex (or is it technically public?), overstimulation, dacryphilia, soft, established relationships, modern au, aether is a college student and reader is his boyfriend, reader works from home and supports them both

Note: This one is gonna be pretty sweet, only bc im in a soft mood. maybe the next one will be more fucked up? who knows. just as the last one, it might be repetative. [requests are open, please keep in mind it might take a while]

Aether let out a sigh as he stretched his arms above his head, walking out of his school and towards the gate. He fished his phone out of his pocket, smiling softly at the text from his boyfriend, telling him he was on the way. Based on how long ago it was sent, he was likely already there. The blonde walked to the parking lot, towards one further away that [Name] usually parked in.

"Hey, angel." [Name] greeted as he opened the door and got in the car, putting his bag in the back seat as he leaned over, kissing him. The taller male hummed, gently cupping Aether's face. The blonde melted at his boyfriend's touch, trying to move closer. [Name] grabbed his hips, unbuckling his belt and moving his chair back, gently moving Aether onto his lap.

"I missed you." Aether whispered as he pulled away, wrapping his arms around his neck. [Name] smiled, nuzzling his face into his neck, pulling the smaller man closer so theit bodies were pressed together.

"Missed you too, lovely. Ready to go home?" Aether bit his lip, moving his hands into [Name]'s shirt and down his back, leaning against his ear and nibbling on it. [Name]'s groan made Aether whine softly, grinding his hips against him softly.

"Won't you take care of me first, babe? It's been so lonely without you..." Aether purred in his ear, shivering at the way his boyfriend held his hips with a small growl, Aether smiling widely at the way his hands slipped up his shirt.

"You're such a slut, angel.. You want me to fuck you in the parking lot, even though your classmates might see us?" [Name] teased, making Aether whine again as he grinded down against him, biting his lip.

"Please?" He whispered, kissing him again. Aether moaned, feeling [Name] run his hands down his stomach and over his thighs. He was glad he had chosen to wear a skirt today, giving his boyfriend easy access to his cunt. He even wore quite revealing underwear, hoping for this exact scenario. His boyfriend must have realized that as they broke off the kiss, the other watching him with hungry eyes.

"You're such a fucking whore, Ae. You've been waiting for this all day, huh? To be in my lap while I pound your pretty cunt in the parking lot of your college?" Aether whined as he grinded down, kissing him again as he moved his hand down to [Name]'s pants, unbuckling his belt and pulling his dick out, jerking it off.

"Mm, I can't help it, I love the idea of you pounding me where people can see... Fuck, the idea of one of my classmates seeing me get absolutely wrecked.." Aether moaned as he raised his hips, making it easier to take his lace panties off.

"Fuck, I don't know if I wanna share that with the world, darling... Your face when I wreck you is only for me, you know?" [Name] whispered, and although protesting, proceeded to pull Aether closer to grind his cock against him.

"Prepped myself in the bathroom before school ended." Aether mumbled as he lifted himself up, positioning his cunt over his boyfriend's cock. He slowly lowered himself onto it, arching his back with a loud moan, mixed with a whine.

"Fuck, lovely, you're so warm and wet f' me." Aether shivered as he started bouncing, his thighs shaking slightly as he leaned over, kissing [Name]. His boyfriend squeezed his thighs as he kissed him roughly, thrusting up into him.

"F, ah, fuck! Y- your cock is so fuckhing big~" Aether slurred, grabbing one of [Name]'s hands, holding it tightly as hs bounced faster, sometimes staying down and rolling his hips as metaphorical hearts are shown in his eyes along the tears building in the corners.

"You're so pretty, Ae. Look at you, riding my cock like a little slut. Gosh, I wish I could keep you on my cock at all times, have you stuffed full of cum every second." [Name whispered as he squeezed his hip, the other hand squeezing his chest. Aether whined at the idea, feeling a knot building in his stomach as he tried to go faster, thighs aching slightly.

"Fuck, 'm gonna cum, lovely. Are you close, too?" His boyfriend whispered and Aether nod frantically, chasing his orgasm as he slammed himself down on his boyfriend's cock, squealing and throwing his head back as he came. He whimpered, panting heavily and trying to catch his breath. [Name] let him rest for a few moments before he started fucking up into him again, holding his hand tightly. Aether sobbed at the feeling, drooling as he desperately kissed his boyfriend again.

"Gonna fill you up, bunny." [Name] whispered as his hips stuttered, slamming into him one last time, biting his shoulder as he came inside his cunt. Aether's eyes rolled back, falling against his boyfriend's chest as they both tried to catch their breath, [Name]'s arms wrapped tightly around him.

They sat in silence for a few minutes, Aether snuggled up to [Name] while the latter rubbed shapes into his thighs.

"You ready to go home, love?" [Name] asked as he cleaned him up. He helped Aether pull his underwear back on as the blonde nod, struggling to get back into the passenger seat as they both buckled up. They didn't say much else on their road home, Aether falling asleep soon after they pulled out of the parking lot.

If Aether got a few flushed apologies when bumping into people the next day, he pretended not to notice.

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"Horny fuckers," I whisper to myself, writing another story. "Sinners."

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Contains: NONCON, AFAB Ajax, there's like one mention of clit and cunt but thats it, top male reader, bottom ajax, mentions of death, implied (forced) cannibalism, implied amputation, overstimulation, dacryphilia, obsessive themes, asphyxiation, dissociation (?im not syre, tagging just incase)

Note: this is a product of me being very horny. I did not proof read this and it's also kinda rushed so if it makes no sense/repeats itself, thats why lmao. anyways, yandere reader >>

A sob escaped Ajax's lips, his thighs shaking as the man hushed him, rubbing his thigh slowly while holding him as close as possible, as tight as possible. The stench of blood lingering in the air made his stomach turn, the taste of it on his tongue and the added feeling of blood being smeared across his thigh, while the man's other hand rubbed his hip, made his body shake more.

"Shh, darlin', you didn't need him anyways." [Name] whispered, slowly moving him up and down with the hand on his hip. His head rested on his shoulder as he watched him, Ajax flinching as his hand moved from his thigh and up his chest, groping his chest. When Ajax made an attempt to elbow him, struggling in an attempt to get away. He heard an annoyed sigh, and before he could apologize, a hand was back on his throat, squeezing it.

"W- wait, 'm sorry, please-" Ajax pleaded, eyes tearing up. His vision started going black, whining and moving his hand to squeeze [Name]'s wrist, whispering barely coherent apologies before the other removed his hand from his already bruised throat, sniffling at the idea of another bruise forming on top of the blue ones he already had.

"Will you be a good boy for me, baby? Or, do I have to take more... Drastic meassures?" The man whispered in his eyes, Ajax's eyes widening as he immediately started shaking his head, sobbing loudly as he apologized like a broken record. [Name] hushed him, slowly thrusting into him, Ajax's toes curling and a sniffle leaving him.

"'m so sorry, please don't hurt him, pleasepleaseplease, I won't misbehave again, just, please leave Luc alone, I promise I'll behave-" Ajax cried out at the nails digging into his thighs, shaking his head.

"N- no, [Name], I'm sorry, please, I won't mention him again, I promise! Please-" The ginger continued sobbing, shaking his head as he was pushed onto his chest, babbling incoherent apologies as [Name] started thrusting quickly into him, a growl sounding in Ajax's ear.

"God fucking damn it, Ajax. You just don't fucking learn, do you? Next thing I know, you'll go out seeing him, as well." [Name] growled as he moved a hand down to his clit, rubbing it as Ajax came with a cry, back arched, eyes rolling back.

"No! No, I promise, I won't! I didn't even mean to see Zhongli, I swear!" Tartaglia whined, thrashing around and trying to struggle out of the ropes around his wrist. [Name] laughed mockingly, grabbing his thigh. He raised it up to his shoulder as he continued fucking his puffy, sensitive cunt, tutting.

"Yeah, sure. I bet you didn't mean for him to end up with his hands up your shirt either, Darlin'. But it's okay now, he's gone." The [HC] male whispered as he stroked his cheek with bloody hands. Ajax gave up trying to escape, letting the man over him use him as he wanted while he withered in pain and pleasure.

"Maybe I should take away your legs? It seems to be the only way to stop you from running, my love." [Name] threatened, moaning at the way Ajax's body tensed underneath him and grabbing both his hips.

Ajax tried to imagine himself back home in the cold weather of Snezhnaya, wrapped up in a blanket and the warm arms of the person he loved. Maybe back in Mondstadt, spending time with his friends. Just, anywhere but there.

"Fuck, 'm gonna cum, sweetheart." The words snapped Ajax out of his thoughts, pleading and sobbing for [Name] to pull it out, telling him he could cum anywhere, just not inside. The unstable man chose to ignore him, his thrusts stuttering as Ajax let out a loud sob, feeling the warmth spreading through his body. The emptiness he felt made his body relax from the relief he felt. He heard rustling of metal before his eyes snapped open and a scream left him, kicking his legs- well, leg.

"Shh, Darlin', it's okay. The pain will be over soon and then,"

"You'll be all mine."

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Tighnari whined loudly, hips twitching as he grabbed [Name] by the hair. He wrapped his legs around their shoulders, arching his back.

"Ah, fuck, wait-" He cut himself off as his significant other sucked on his clit, curling his toes. The ears on his head twitched wildly as he shivered.

"'S too much!" Tighnari whined, moving one arm to cover his eyes as his partner held his thighs tighter and using them to pull him closer. One hand left his thigh as they briefly pulled away from his swollen clit, body shaking slightly as he tried to catch his breath. He opened his mouth to speak again, before throwing his head back in a cry as [Name] pushed two fingers into him and went back to sucking and lapping at his clit.

"cumming, cumming, cumming!!" He sobbed as he came, hips jolting and thighs shaking violently as he came for the fifth time that night. His partner finally pulled away, slowly letting go of his thighs to wrap their arms around his waist.

"You okay, darling?" They whispered, pressing gentle kisses along his jaw, rubbing his hip with one hand and his lower back with the other. A lazy smile made it's way to Tighnari's face as he wrapped his arms around [Name]'s neck, closing his eyes as he hugged them tightly.

"Mhm, thank you for making me feel good." Tighnari mumbled, pressing a kiss on their lips. He sighed and relaxed in their hold.

"Give me a few minutes, and I'll return the favour."

aaaah this is so good!! 💜💜

cant wait to read more of your stuff when you get the confidence to!

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Fandom List

list of my fandoms and who i write for (will be updated with time)

Although requests are open, please be aware that it might take a long time for me to finish it.

♡ - My favorite characters

♧ - I will only write them as afab because of my headcanons

Please be aware that I am super bad at getting personalities right, so they might be incredibly ooc :,)

Twisted Wonderland

Heartsabyul

Riddle Rosehearts, ♧ Cater Diamond, Trey Clover, Ace Trappola, ♧ Duece Spade

Savannaclaw

♧♡ Leona Kingscholar, Ruggie Bucchi, Jack Howl

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto, ♡Jade Leech, Floyd Leech

Scarabia

♡ Kalim al-Asim , Jamil Viper

Pomefiore

♡ Vil Schoenheit, ♡ Epel Felmier, ♧ Rook Hunt

Ignihyde

♧♡ Idia Shroud

Diasomnia

♡ Malleus Draconia, Lilia Vanrouge, ♧ Silver, Sebek Zigbolt

Obey Me

The Brothers

Lucifer, ♡♧ Mammon, ♧ Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, ♡♧ Belphegor

Side characters

♧ Diavolo, Barbatos, ♡ Simeon, Solomon

Genshin Impact

Mondstadt

♡♧ Aether, Diluc, ♧ Kaeya, Venti, Albedo

Liyue

Zhongli, ♡♧ Xiao

Inazuma

Ayato, Itto, ♡♧ Gorou, Thoma, Heizou

Sumeru

♡ Tighnari

Snezhnaya

♡♧ Tartaglia, Dottore

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Masterlist

For the time being, I will only be writing for Twisted Wonderland, Obey Me and Genshin Impact, as they are my current (major) hyperfixations, although I may not write for all the characters

To see who I write for, check the fandom list

Twisted Wonderland

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This blog will be for my horny writing stuff lmao

18+!!

Hallo hallo, my name is Robin and I use he/they pronouns (without a preference). Sometimes I will use only lowercase and no proper grammar and other times I will.

This will have a lot of dark content, so if that makes you uncomfortable, this isn't the place for you

It will contain horny thoughts, drabbles and proper writing, although it will wary between reader inserts and character/character, although reader will always be either male or gender neutral and top (sorry not sorry ladies, y'all have your fanfics already) (also all characters are likely to be our of character because i suck at getting personalities right)

I only have a few limits to what I'll write, such as scat, piss, torture, large age gaps (if the character is under 18) and female readers (i might do afab readers, though). if you think i might be against writing smth, dont hesitate to ask!

Be warned that I will be writing things including the first years from twisted wonderland, so if that makes you uncomfortable, please just block me.

there will be afab characters because i can, thanks

I DO NOT CONDONE ANY OF THE IMMORAL OR ILLEGAL ACTS I WRITE ABOUT!!!

If you're going to my ask to tell me about how much of a sick person I am, just know that I do not care in the slightest.

Masterlist

Fandom List