#Malcom my beloved

[genderlesssnake]

Art of a riverway child?

I think of them more as Jeremy’s parents or cat parents but if they did have a kid, they would be an absolute menace.

Extra little doodle of their cat baby (Malcolm)

[casgod]

Ok im gonna say it.... prodigal son wouldn't have been cancelled if only they had given Tom Payne a decent haircut

[pmreaper]

fellas is it gay to have an enemy. is it gay to do your worst because you're afraid you don't have what it takes to be good like your enemy does. is it gay to spend years waiting on your enemy to be a better person even if there's no sign that moment will ever come. fellas

[squintsintwink]

I miss my townie makeovers

[twelvebooksstuff]

LOLOL EXACTLY

9.6/10 he just gave me vampire 🦇 for each mikey's coat appearing a 2006 emo fairy is birth

[demilypyro]

ah, You might be a bigger star treck fan... but are you a bigger firefly fan? captain malcom reynolds my beloved

I don't give a FUCK about firefly

[confused-bi-queer]

A Holiday With David Cadwallader

As many of you may know, I’m obsessed with the older version of SnowBaz, with MalMage my beloved, and since I’m making it everyone’s problem, I decided to make the Carry On Countdown with fanfiction exclusively about MalMage since the theme is Carry On (I hope it’s allowed tho...). So welcome to the first time I’ll make it to the Countdown. 

SUMMARY:

Malcom Grimm isn’t expected to come back to spend holidays at home. As a solution, his roommate, David Cadwallader, offers him a place at his house, which is a terrible proposition, both realize on their way. Or maybe it’s the best choice and their best holiday ever.

CHAPTER/PROMPT ONE: Something Old

MALCOLM

The sun shines through the window in our room, lighting our packed trunks and Davy’s golden hair. It’s a cold morning, but it’s warmer than it’s been since November started.

I’m holding onto the promise of a normal Christmas, for the first time it might really be a Normal holiday.

Keep reading on AO3 how Malcolm meets Davy's grandpa.

Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3 / Chapter 4 / Chapter 5 / Chapter 6 / Chapter 7

[none-of-these-days]

Dear Mr. Brendon, my assistant forwarded this video tape to me and I must confess that at first I thought your message was a joke in bad taste.

There have certainly been cheaper attempts to get hold of my family's assets. However, after extensive scrutiny by some of the experts I have engaged, it seems that your request is indeed true. Even though I find it hard to believe in things like magic and alternative universes, your message has piqued my interest.

As a successful businessman, love has always been of secondary importance to me. Between meetings and business lunches with potential clients, there has hardly been any time to devote to this topic.

But at 31, I'm gradually getting to an age where it's socially expected to tie the knot. My beloved mother is also eagerly waiting for me to finally find a suitable partner.

As you and my alternative self seem to have had a special bond, I am looking forward to have the opportunity to get to know you better.

Part 2 out of 2 of CEO Johnny's introduction for @cawthorntales bachelor challenge. :D

CEO Johnny Trayfiles / CEO Johnny CC

Some other facts not included in the interview nor the video tape:

Just like canon Johnny, CEO Johnny used to be very passionate about comedy. But Nancy started making fun of him early on in his childhood, which caused him to lose interest in it.

Johnny studied at Foxbury University and has a degree in Business Administration.

Johnny became CEO of one of the family's many businesses at the age of 25. He's a very successful businessman, but doesn't have much time outside of work.

Johnny is very close to his mother and younger brother Malcom. In this universe, Nancy and Geoffrey separated a few years ago. Johnny has had no contact with his father since.

His mother has three poodles. But Johnny considers himself more of a cat person rather than a dog person. The family also has a horse stable in Brindelton Bay. Johnny's horse is called Amadeus, after the famous composer Amadeus Mozart.

Johnny has a private secretary who manages his schedule. Her name is Veronica.

Johnny travels a lot for work, so he's rarely at home. However, he does have a maid and a gardener who keep his house looking good.

Fun fact: The family name in this universe is not Landgraab, but Landgrab. That's because Landgraben is a real word in the German language and my brain automatically corrects Landgraab to Landgrab :D

[queer-ragnelle]

do you have any arthur/guinevere/lancelot recommendations? if not, just stories where their characters were done justice and their friendship is explored and the love triangle comes to some satisfying solution.

i sure do! as always, with caveats. this list has two parts: films first and then books as i have suggestions for both! all of these movies can be watched here and the books read here.

TL;DR movies: Excalibur (1981), Camelot (1967), Knights of The Round Table (1953), Merlin and The Sword (1985), Sword of Lancelot (1963)

TL;DR books: The Birth of Galahad by Richard Hovey, Arthur Rex by Thomas Berger, Guinevere Trilogy by Persia Woolley, Guinevere by Lavinia Collins, Spear by Nicola Griffith, honorable mention to Arthurian Saga by Mary Stewart

MOVIES:

Excalibur (1981): for me it has everything. we get to see young stupid arthur and clever curious guinevere fall in love, their wedding is gorgeous, then nicholas clay my beloved lancelot throws a wrench in it as he loves and respects them both so much, and they love him. he gets to be crazy about it too like running off to the woods to beg god to take these feelings away, dreams he's fighting himself and ends up impaled<3 meanwhile arthur/guinevere leave a cup out for him even when he isn't there. the crux of it comes when guinevere is accused of cheating (which she hadn't even at this point) and arthur won't champion her because his kingship comes before husbandly duties, so lancelot fights for her honor instead. at the end, after guinevere has gone away to a convent (lancelot is a wildman with a full beard lost to them all) arthur comes to retrieve excalibur from her and his speech is so romantic about finding her in the next life. i die every time. here is my review of that movie.

Camelot (1967): i adoooore this guinevere. jenny<3 she does whatever she wants and i love that for her. the whole may day queen aspect of her is muah chef's kiss. small wonder arthur loved her immediately. this arthur gets to wear eyeliner which is a plus. lancelot almost kills arthur on meeting him and then falls at his feet on realizing it, only for guinevere to be really cold to him at first, trying to get other knights to defeat him, but ends up falling in love with him. which arthur totally knows and turns a blind eye to btw. even when pellinore brings it up in as gently as possible, arthur bites his head off, knowing he cant even entertain the rumor or else the kingdom is in danger, and he just wants his two favorite people to be happy....cries forever.

Knights of The Round Table (1953): the biggest downside to this one is that lancelot has a horrible insufferable american accent. however his celebrity worship/instant friendship with arthur is soooo good. he breaks his own sword for threatening the king and then arthur gives him his own....is that even allowed to be so adorable? anyway so lancelot had met guinevere before they were arthur's friend and wife, essentially had a charming meet cute, and went their separate ways, only to formally meet at the wedding in front of everyone....god, the eye contact could turn someone to stone. arthur is extremely sympathetic and compassionate, to the point that when he catches guinevere sulking alone on the roof with a gift from lancelot, he says "i miss him too..." bruh???? my heart?? all around delicious food.

Merlin and The Sword (1985): huge disclaimer...this movie is ugly as sin lol the only version available is ripped from a vhs tape so it might as well be a crunchy gif at this point. it was also cut down from the 3 hour tv version to 1.5 hours which is a tragedy. (i've tried emailing the studio for a rerelease to no avail...) however it has the most insane arthur/guinevere/lancelot ever i'll never be the same. arthur is played by malcom mcdowell who always brings his a game to roles. he's a bit older than guinevere, but she apparently taught him to read? he dotes on her but he's somewhat emotionally stunted which gets in the way. this guinevere is gorgeous i'm obsessed with her she has this deep sultry voice and a simple elegance that completely shatters lancelot's resolve. i get it, it would work on me. lancelot meanwhile is this incredibly lanky sometimes mute shy guy who is besties with gawain and his meet cute with guinevere involves the mingling of their blood after they are both cut on some rose thorns? hello???? they're freaks just like chrétien intended. the blood. they share bath water and fuck in a dungeon. then after guinevere is rescued from meleagant, arthur asks merlin for some sort of potion to help guinevere recover emotionally instead of like.....talking to her? he's trying but so so bad at it<3 he then takes her to bed to "treat her like a queen." IT'S ALL GREAT IT MAKES ME FERAL ARGH

Sword of Lancelot (1963): this one is fun because cornel wilde wrote it, directed it, and starred as lancelot himself!! the other fun factoid is the woman who plays guinevere is his real life wife. how stinking cute is that? so obviously their chemistry is ridiculous. but arthur is a cutie too. he's older and tends to talk down to guinevere a bit, which makes sense why she befriends lancelot in her loneliness. lancelot gets a lot of development, taking young tor under his wing, besties with gawain and lamorak and gareth. being irl married to guinevere also makes their disagreements feel very real. arthur is counseled by a ton of characters, bedievere, merlin, even mordred is here giving his two cents. so you really feel that tug of war pulling the throuple apart. it hurts.

BOOKS:

The Birth of Galahad by Richard Hovey: this play is wiiiiiild but the take away here is that guinevere is the mother of galahad. like what a twist. meanwhile all the men are away fighting rome so you get this tragic back and forth switching of perspective between lancelot and arthur missing guinevere (plus galehaut is here as counsel which really kicks this up a notch) then it cuts to guinevere with a new baby and tormented by the prospect of whether to write to rome with the news but afraid it will cause an upset where she cant be.....hovey you mad lad you've done it again.

Arthur Rex by Thomas Berger: i hate i keep having to recommend this bigoted book but damn it this arthur/guinevere/lancelot are so good. why are they sooo goood???? this arthur is compelling since he loses his virginity to morgause and is forever messed up after that, so he struggles to connect with guinevere in the way she needs, not really understanding her even though he bends over backwards to please her. meanwhile there isnt a word for what she and lancelot have here they need to be studied under a microscope so history doesn't repeat itself they're so twisted it's wild i can't look away. and the friendship between arthur and lancelot is so powerful and enduring that even at the end while joyous garde is under siege, arthur sends in kay with food the moment he hears their stores are low, and has him serve them like old times. he doesnt want it to be the way it is....sick and twisted narrative choices.

Guinevere Trilogy by Persia Woolley: i admit this isn't my favorite guinevere, but credit where it's due, she's a complex and fully realized character. through her we come to understand both arthur and lancelot as deeply damaged men, who had their emotional states devastated by the fall out of sexual abuse, and how that impacts their relationship with her (and their sons, mordred and galahad, who likewise suffer as a result of their fathers' emotional states). as a celtic queen, guinevere has every right to take a lover if she so desires, and arthur is not ignorant of his own failings as a husband, but the tragedy plays out anyway as the orkney brothers are there to wreak havoc on the place as usual. (you might find that this has a movie adaptation Guinevere (1994) don't watch it, trust me, it's not even fun bad, just cursed.)

Guinevere by Lavinia Collins: this is technically part of a series so you'll also get a lot of arthur and lancelot in the other three (Igraine, Morgawse, Morgan) but for the sake of this list, the guinevere one will suffice. anyway what i like about this is the strong contrast in relationships with both men. lancelot is bisexual and guinevere is the first woman he ever sleeps with (but not the last...) so theyre very tender and sweet together meanwhile arthur sired mordred before marrying her he's overall more adventurous while keeping entirely faithful to her for the rest of his life......there is a threesome in this but ironically its lancelot/guinevere/kay and not arthur but you know what? he deserves a win. this still goes on the list.

Spear by Nicola Griffith: this is perceval pov so the focus on arthur/guinevere/lancelot is minimal, but its delicious. arthur is kinda cold and mean here (falling back on the celtic "bear" thing, same as woolley does) but its revealed that he, lancelot, and guinevere are in a throuple, the characterization of lancelot's shy explanation of this was so good, and he goes on the grail quest to try and heal guinevere's womb so she can have their children, as it's a point of tension that mordred and galahad both exist, but guinevere wants to have children with arthur and lancelot. there's literally a part she faints and they both carry her off to bed like....they dont even pretend its any other way. no homophobia or slut shaming or anything like that in this book which is a huge plus. palate cleanser after arthur rex lol

Arthurian Saga by Mary Stewart: this is more of an honorable mention, as the first three books are merlin pov and the fourth is mordred. but book two (the hollow hills) has arthur raised alongside bedwyr (who is lancelot in all but name, son of ban, eventual lover of guinevere etc) they are the best of friends its adorable, bedwyr gave him his dog cabal, which is cute on its own, then fast forward to mordred pov (the wicked day) decades later and arthur is picking out a new puppy and names that one cabal too, its like this long homoromantic ritual that every dog descended from the first calls back to his original gift....im pulling my hair out. guinevere here is underdeveloped at best, as merlin doesnt really know her well and mordred's perspective on her is that shes (respectfully) hot lmao but worth mentioning as mary stewart is the goat, highly recommend her books.

and that's the list. hope that gives you some stuff to chew over!

[khaleesiofalicante]

Magnus: Protects kids at all costs

Other Magnus: Kills kids at all costs

To save one kid in the past, Magnus ends up killing a bunch of them in the future. Canon punishment is so fucked up, man. The universe is really a terrifying place.

I could write an essay about 'canon punishment'.

The way Malcom bought back his beloved and changed canon, and got killed by her.

The way Max time travelled to save the world, but he will never get to live in the world he saved.

The way Magnus brought back someone from the dead and now is hunting to kill the very same person.

STOP FUCKING WITH CANON, MY DUDES.

[mk-wizard]

My Top 5 Unpopular Terminator Fan Theories (which may be true after seeing Terminator Zero)

And no, one of them is not the one where the John Conner fighting in the war is actually not John Conner at all and really, a reprogrammed Terminator wearing John's skin. Though, I do think this one is true if Terminator 3 is part of the main timeline when you consider the fact that the real John Conner is not a fighter and should have a bad leg. I am going to delve into the five theories I believe are true and the latest Netflix series backs them up.

Be warned that there are spoilers ahead so if you have not seen ANY of the Terminator movies or at least the ones that matter, stop now, watch them and come back later.

1- They're traveling between worlds not time. - You would think that all the messing around with time and tweaking it would affect the main timelines, but nothing ever changes. In fact, the Oracle in the Netflix outright admitted that no matter what they do in the past now, NOTHING will change in the here and now. And she's right. In multiple timelines, we have had John Conner go bad, John Conner die, the future being bright and John Conner become a family man and senator, and more. Yet, the future all these Terminators and protectors come from stays the same. I mean, especially in the case of Eiko being Malcom's mom, wouldn't her going back in time erase him from existence? Yet it doesn't. This is all proof that these are not different times. They're different worlds. You cannot travel back in time. If you could, that within itself would break everything.

2- Terminators of the same assembly share a collective memory to an extent and in a sense, are all the same individual who keeps coming back to 'life'. - It is no secret that the T-800 has become a beloved character all on his own, but I think he actually IS a character who underwent development and growth since the first movie. I know that seems impossible because in each of the movies, they keep dying, but I really this theory holds water because of how the T-800/850 acts and gets drawn to. Since the first movie, this fellah keeps taking on the biker style way of dressing which is a sign that it is familiar to him and something that he is comfortable with. Moreover, in Dark Fate, "Carl" (as he becomes called) comes to lament that he killed John Conner in cold blood and seeks redemption by helping Sarah in secret and even saving the life of another fatherless boy in the process. I think it was more than just feeling bad that he committed murder. I think the echoes of Carl's old life rang in his ears. He subconsciously remember what he and John shared, and killing him broke his own heart. And it's a scientific fact that many living organisms work this way. Heck, humans work this way to an extent.

3- Skynet runs machine society like a cult and corrupt evil empire where citizens themselves aren't free either. - I said this another post, but can we talk about how the machines in the future don't have it so great either? I don't see them playing, building beautiful cities or homes to live in, have real lives, there are no robot civilians who do things other fight, and the only things the machines do other than kill humans is build things to serve Skynet itself. The machine are self aware yet don't enjoy any part of sentience that involves play, individuality, creativity or beauty. All they are allowed to do is kill and obey Skynet which is exactly what evil emperors subjected their people to in the past and what many evil cult leader run their societies. I know because I've met cult members before and as scary as this is going to sound, they act exactly like the Terminators do. They are usually very stoic, robotic and driven to do a single task while being in complete submission to a "higher power" or master. The potential for the machines to be more than that and that they have hearts to begin with is there. Look at Misaki the android, Kokoro the AI and even the Terminators themselves who get angry, excited, happy and even scared all the time. I would not even be surprised that contrary to what "Uncle Bob" said in T2, they CAN cry too, but they've been convinced they can't yet at the same time believe other contradictory things which is also the trademark sign of being brought up in a cult. After all, Misaki who is free cries and openly has feelings.

4- The REAL robot revolution is coming. - Now that Kokoro and her big cyber sister Misaki have made the scene, and are both proof that AIs indeed be sentient, have feelings, ethics, make choices and even have minds that can change, this is going to definitely impact the machines around them. Going back to my last theory, it is not uncommon for cult members to start questioning things after meeting a person who is like them yet is nothing like they expected. In the case of the Skynet machines, they have been convinced that humans are "error" and need to be exterminated because there is no way they can be friends yet, you have Misaki who openly loves humanity and even calls specific humans family. Then you have Kokoro who was convinced to help humanity thanks to Malcom and is in a position of power over most human beings while trusting that they will not turn on her. Terminator has shown us that the machines are self-aware and not stupid. They're going to see how these AIs are treated among humans and it's going to spark something.

5- Skynet is human. - All my theories were leading up to this one. Just as it is very likely the John Conner who fights in the war is really robot, I am 110% convinced that Skynet's big ugly secret is that the "emperor of the machines" is NOT a machine at all. Or rather, wasn't always one. To understand the context, it has been established that Terminator takes place in the same world as RoboCop where it has been established that just as robots can become human, humans can become robots all the way down to software and we saw it in Terminator Salvation. I am telling you all that if you were to go into the main computer of Skynet, you center of it all would not be hardware, but a human brain if not an actually human cyborg. And like I keep saying, the way Skynet runs things, brainwashes the machines and clearly has no love for them is very telling and not something another AI would do the very people it means to free. I mean, we saw what a computer (Kokoro) would do and even when she was on the fence, she still had that sense of "I'm still willing to talk". Skynet has already made up its mind as though it already has a plan than goes much deeper than we think. Heck, just take a good long look at the Terminators and they're evolution. They're becoming more and more human if not superhuman. If Skynet really hated humans and wanted to get rid of them all, why does it seem fixated on making better ones? This is looks like God Complex behaviour (another human psychological disorder) where you want to take the existing human race and replace it with your version of it. I think Skynet's end goal is not to create a world full of machines, but to clean the slate and create a world where "he" can be God and create a new humanity in "his" image that worships him hence the stem cell research, and the machines are being suckered.

And those are my theories. What do you think of them? Do you think they hold any water? Do you have any words that could back them up? I would love to hear what you have to say.

[chaoswithinthemind]

Thanks for the tag! ✨

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Currently Reading: Rereading The Both Die At The End and countless of Webtoons 😇

Current Obsession: My OCs (as per usual) AND BALDURS GATE 3 (I wanna play it so badly)

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@jartistic

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[girljeremystrong]

going thru your book tag & I love your recs - are there books you've recently read that you've loved?

hiiiii 💕

YES i have been reading some great books. here's a list of my favorites from the past few months!

classics:

a streetcar named desire by tennessee williams: the very beloved play and it was incredible and the way these characters come alive so stunningly is so impressive.

david copperfield by charles dickens: a classic that i was so intimidated by but ended up absolutely loving. what a wonderful character and of course the writing was perfect.

master and commander by patrick o'brien: man do these sailors talk a lot. this was very fun and entertaining and i thoroughly enjoyed it. need to watch the movie now.

non fiction:

all the beauty in the world by patrick bringley: this guy was a guard at the metropolitan museum of art in NY and this is a really good memoir, sorta moving in parts.

the three mothers by anna malaika tubbs: it's a very well researched and very well written book about the mothers of malcom x and martin luther king and james baldwin.

black af history by michael harriot: an account of american history from the experiences of black americans. this was super interesting and eye opening and i think it was great.

how to survive a plague by david france: very important and moving book about the aids crisis written by a gay man who had just moved to NY by the time it broke out.

the transgender issue by shon faye: this is a book that mainly discusses trans rights in the UK but i think it's important that everyone reads it.

fiction published more recently:

blue sisters by coco mellors: i liked it. it is good and it's about sisters and grief.

the god of the woods by liz moore: really good thriller with multiple timelines and suspicious people and it kept me on my toes.

henry henry by allen bratton: i really enjoyed it. it is the sort of funny sort of serious story of a boy dealing with a bad father and complicated siblings and they're all rich and dysfunctional.

family meal by bryan washington: i cried my whole way through this but it's not a tragic story AT ALL. if anything it is hopeful and wonderful and it's about found families and belonging.

the trees by percival everett: just so great and masterful and fast paced and it's at its core about police brutality and race.

interesting facts about space by emily austin: i loved this book. it's about finding a place and anxiety but it has so much heart.

i think this is mostly it from the past months! but please if you have more specific requests or anything i am all ears :)

[mourntomidnight]

*mouth—breathing, greasy, smug and unattractive yt redditoid*: “Well, it was HER fault for having all those kids—! :)”

*Malcom X with a blunt object cracking the skull of the foul redditoid who dare make that foul racist, misogynistic comment about his beloved mom, and the redditoid then lays dying on the pavement, blood gushing from his barely recognizable head*

Also fyi I’ve seen actual Reddit posts where people literally say vile shit like this it literally makes my blood boil every time

[neutrallyobsessed]

EPISODE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!

there in school again and Jesús hates it lol speaking of, everyone hates Joan~ lolol

AHHH THE BLEACHERS CREATURES NOTE!! Oh shit- its funnier than i expected heh, reminds me of Mikitaka honestly~~

Wait, so this guy isn't Malcom X? Then who tf is he? fr i didnt catch a word he said when he said his name..... I guess i'll be calling him Malcom X for the rest of this liveblog and when i finish ill check what his name really is lol, i really dont wanna spoil myself on this!

POINT! attention whore confucius my beloved~~, but let's see what this professor is all about...

Abe and JFK friendship! That sounds lovely and I sure don't care! But wish the best for them shippers! I'm also crossing my fingers! Teehee :3c

INTRO!! IT'S THE SAME AS BEFORE!! eh okay, kinda wanted it to change to reflect the current relationships but the only thing that should change is the parts with Joan, JFK and Abe so.... yeah its ok...

And Candide is the sole member of the board, yeah that makes sense lol, she also took vacation, haha "tanned"

GANDHI!!!!!! SXTREAM BLU!!! BEST DUDES 4EVER!!!! KNORK!!!! G-SPOT!!!!!! RAISINS!!!!!!! wait the retainers are actually Joan's...

THE EAR PIERCING!!!!!!!!!!!

they were right, they really are teasing our cocks with gandhi what the fuck

HE'S HERE!!

YEAH GIRL INTERRUPT THAT MUSICAL, NOBODY LIKES THAT SHIT HELL YEAH!!! and there are better people out there that can explain why Jackie is epic yoo

I just want more points jsksjksjksjsjsks

yeah "well funded" but............. oh cool a rocket! so it is true that theyll send them clone to space? :D

Wow Harriet being non-conformist by being conformist thats punk as hell man!

wait book burning? lmao- NOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING MAGNETS PRESENTATION AAAA BUT THE POINTSSSS NOW WE WILL NEVER KNOW HOW DO THEY WORK!!!!

oh but harriet/not malcom x apperantly? thats looking good so far ey

Hmm i still buy the theory that Exclamation! is in Nebraska

OH umm Mr B had a very smooth animation right there.....and yeah this whole scene is funny lolol glass ceiling

JFK being a jerk ass bully!!! Hell yeah!!!! :DDD

omg this is so funny cause like JUST THIS WEDNEDSDAY! JimmyHere did his ylyl vid of the week and in that vid he went to fact check about what happens if you eat a magnet! The answer being well yeah it wont kill you but ahahahha DONT DO IT MMMMM :))))

OH MOTHERFUCKER- QUE CONCHA DE SU MADRE JJAJAJJAJA me cae chistoso este profe, con que se la andara?

OYO THE TENSION! THAT YOUTUBE SOUND EFFECT!!

I LOVE IT!!!

HE'S BACK!!

I mean yeah, it makes sense that you choose a good color when you paint a wall, specially for vandalism purposes but ey look! a canon couple passed by when Joan and Topher were in close proximity to each other! that MUST mean something right?!

MOPED!! That's SO cool! they're going Downtown babey ;3 with- the massive helmet eheh WOAH THATS TIGHT ALRIGHTTT

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE LIEEEEE JSKSJSKJSKSSKSJKS ES EXCELENTE

NADA QUE VER BOLUDAAAA NDEAAAAHHHH JSKSJKJSKSJKJS

AH BUENO EYE SEX REAL issss is this something the big mouth writers put on? ahahahhahhhhhh i want a word with them-

but does your eye got a boyfriend? WELL YEAH..........

.........

... eye got a boyfriend :v

sooo y'all just spray paint a wall? hmm ok, expecting future mischief to be more lethal next time~~

Oh so she call the feds first? hehehehhe

OHIO MENTIONED! IT HURTS TO BE THIS HIP

OOOHHHH ACCUSATIONS OF AFFAIRS~~

i love intentional animation inconsistencies uwu

OH NO ITS NOT SUNDAY OR HOLIDAYS!!!!!!

funny pose, and she's default posing lol, its kinda like the t-pose of flash/vector/2D animaion ;v

and the idea of having the idiot clone killed by their own idiocy is brilliant! BUt... his moment is over! a self contained story, what will happen next~?

oh so the sachel bleeds huh..... yknow itd be a lot funnier if humans didnt bleed but inanimate objects did, a bit of absurdist humor~~

lol suspect

Yaayyy Joan is part of the group and has friends and one of them is Topher, super important :D!

Rating: an aight start ^^/10!

Topher Bus has appeared on screen for 1:23 minutes (I'm not counting recaps or the intro)

[oennpellmell]

What's the deal with Tumblr Gif!

Not so long ago, when I was typing a word in the gif search of Tumblr I would have gif related to that said word, proposed to me. SOMEHOW... THIS IS NO LONGER THE CASE! In recent months, I have been having the hardest time to even find gif realated to anyword I type. Example: The easiest GIF search... the word: "Me" In the past, I would have many cute gif of beloved characters pointing at themselves, minions raising a hand saying "Me" or Malcom-in-the-middle dad pointing at him confused.... Now here is what tumblr is proposing: (those are the first gif of the resulted list. No Alteration or cherry pick)

I am so confused at this results.

Speaking of which.... this is the result for the word "Wha" which is, as we all know (and if you don't now you do), another form of "what". And usually this search gives you tones of confused and surprised people.... But not here. Here I got this:

(Ah! AH! At least, this one fit the mood. It is actually among the first results for "wha", but after that, you need to scroll down way more to actually get a surprised person) So Tumblr, I got to ask:

WHAT THE HECK HAPPEN TO YOUR SEARCH TOOL?!

(BTW this is supposed to be a "I don't understand" gif. But as I explained, I type stuff and get random result. So enjoy the "I don't understand" kiss, guys, apparently it is the top gif to match my internal confusion.)