#Mai 75

[amywritesthings]

...sooooo do you guys want a silver underground friday on january 31? 😏

[allthe-queens-men]

[captain-price-unofficially]

British troops with a captured Semovente self-propelled gun in German service, 19 May 1944

[beesgav]

it's not even that I dislike this design in isolation, he's just not who he says he is

[rennybu]

Can we see Bubby again? 😄💕

anon.. anon if you're still here from 2021 when you sent me this... yes you can of course you can 😭😭😭 crop of a bigger, more painterly than usual piece i hope 2 finish someday....

(@jawsandbones is the dm who bestowed us with a perfect bird son)

[deadmomjokes]

She's scared of heights.

My dog is scared of heights. We live in a townhome with three levels and (somehow) four flights of stairs.

She also can't figure out how to do stairs. She can do two steps max. Three and she starts turning stress circles and whining. She attempted the stairs once and wiped out spectacularly on the transition to stair three. She is currently incapable of 3+ stairs, up or down. Again, we live in a house with over 20 stairs.

This wouldn't be too big a problem, as even at her ideal weight she'll be less than 10 lbs. Easily carryable until she gets some practice and figures it out. But then, she is approximately ten inches tall, and the people capable of carrying her up the stairs are 6-9 times that height. Remember, she is scared of heights.

This poor creature must choose the lesser evil 7+ times a day and allow herself to be tormented by The Uppies or else live her life confined to the bottom half of the "first" level of the home.

And worst of all, the dejected, resigned look on her face when she crawls over and asks for help after the second step is truly hilarious.

[elftwink]

one thing thats so interesting about being a vegetarian is you get to hear all about everyones hypothetical activism that they care about very deeply when talking specifically about your diet and why it's stupid, but literally will never bring up ever again in any other context

[gerfball37]

(idw sonic #75 spoilers!!!!!!!!!!)🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

honestly while i 100% understand being kind of disappointed at how anticlimactic mimic's cover getting blown ended up being (hell it wasn't exactly my first choice as to how they could've done it either), i do think it's kind of funny how it all ended up boiling down to a single random slipup that wasn't even entirely his fault

[lannisterdaddyissues]

god why am i so fucking stupid. having adhd is truly a curse and i hate bearing it

[bedforddanes75]

need my nose pierced right now

[icewindandboringhorror]

currently at That Point which occurs once every few months where one briefly begins pacing around the house teary eyed contemplating selling their own organs or becoming an online scammer or getting on anxiety meds so you can bear the risk taking required to be a hitman or so on and so forth.... why must everything so Expensive... Surely all would be healed in life if only I had one big plate of lasagna and a simple loan of $40,000 ... auoughhh....

[allthe-queens-men]

[hoziersredguitar]

I miss old tumblr in the sense that i could complain about board exams and worrying about not getting enough to be eligible for my medical entrance test and i'd have summoned half the indian side of tumblr to sympathize

[captain-price-unofficially]

An Italian Semovente self-propelled gun captured by British troops of 78th Infantry Division, whose battleaxe badge has been painted on the front plate, 19 May 1944

[aeroblossom]

yttd, but genshin au, because i have free will

✧ sara leads a primarily ordinary life in inazuma city alongside joe, set apart only by her training as a skilled swordswoman from the kanjou commission. for reasons unknown to her, though, she hasn't ever been allowed to visit the kanjou commission headquarters on ritou. cryo vision, sword user.

✧ shin, being a job hopper, has led several different jobs across inazuma. though he has multiple part time jobs currently, he doesn't like to speak of a certain job he once had - as a helper at mikage furnace. he was always visionless, and sought only to be more than the coward he'd always been. it all came to a head once he came into contact with hiyori, who gave him the power he had always longed for: a delusion. suddenly, he could hold his own against anyone, regardless of the price it took. but of course, this couldn't last long. the physical toll on him was far too much, and he had to quit using the delusion. not long after, hiyori disappeared, and shin soon came to find out what delusions were really made out of, as well as about the delusion factory and the fatui stronghold in inazuma. it takes him too long to realize his biggest strength is his own humanity. anemo delusion, catalyst user. eventually gains an anemo vision. close enough welcome back scaramouche

✧ asunaro functionally serves as the fatui, and all asunaro members have delusions:

✦ rio ranger, pyro delusion, debt collector agent, uses knives

✦ tia safalin, cryo delusion, controls cicins

✦sue miley, geo delusion, primarily uses a gun

✦ gashu satou, pyro delusion, similarly a gunslinger

✦ kai satou, electro delusion, knives

✦ maple and midori both wield delusions, but their elements are unknown

✧ maple's delusion is found inside her very body, and manifests as a dark purple energy and grows ever stronger as her emotions become more intense. generally seen with no weapon, the delusion alone is enough and is also her main power source

✧ midori is never seen using his delusion, so it's hard to know he even uses it, or whether it's functional. the few times he is seen using some kind of power, though, it manifests as the same as the one seen in khaenriahn automatons and ruin mechanisms. there are markings around his neck just like the ones found on ruin guards, that he hides with his scarf. unlike the others, there is no trace of archon residue on him, implying he doesn't use his delusion. often dresses up as other fatui positions to carry out his plans, which is how he managed to trick reko and alice. alice was accused of using a delusion borrowed from the fatui, and then he showed up as a debt collector, telling them they're now indebted to the fatui, and the only way to break free was to do as he says. frequently found hanging around ruins, or wherever ancient mechanisms can be found, claiming to be a researcher studying "the principles of this world". similarly tricked shin, whom he pitied for being visionless and scarcely having a chance in this world. having studied fate as many times as he had, he wanted to see what change could be made to shin's destiny if he introduced him to the power he had always lacked.