#Mafia Returns

[roleplay-disco-inferno]

[pleucas]

the walk home

[iamthebonecarver]

Honestly fuck all the florist/coffee shop AUs! I WANT CORPORATE ACCOUNTANT I LOVE MATH NEIL JOSTEN AND SOME TYPE OF CORPORATE GOTH JUSTICE FOR ALL ANDREW MINYARD goddamn it

The angst alone…

[shirecorn]

Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

[tuquidflamingo]

🦩Mafia!AU doodle🦩

[shirtdraws]

The night you disappeared from the organization, I opened a bottle of Petrus 1889 to celebrate

After uhh nine months (?) I bring more ada!chuuya content, woo!

[vincevenus666]

Mista’s 1st time going on a SWF business trip with his BFF, Giorno!!!🐞🔫🖤 Mista gets to meet his best buddy’s colleague, a gay american SWF researcher that works on the DIO case- all of this TOTALLY wasn’t orchestrated by Giorno to see if they have feelings for eachother.

[sugarcarnation]

thinking about how ultimately it was dazai who was too sentimental to stay in the mafia

[nelkcats]

Cursed Memories

Johnny, son of the witch who cursed Gotham and Kitty, daughter of Carmine Falcone were curious about what happened to their city after they both died. Kitty consistently refused to go to Gotham because she saw no point in reminiscing.

However, Johnny was a completely different case. While Gotham was known to be full of curses, they were moderately "controlled" before, but after one of the families went after Kitty and he died as a result, his mother became enraged, cursing Gotham to the point of no return and creating a city spirit.

After much pleading, Kitty finally agreed and they both headed to Gotham. Carmine Falcone who was arguing with Salvatore almost fainted when he saw his daughter smiling in his office. Since she had been convinced to return, Kitty had some plans for those who dared to kill her before her engagement.

On the other hand, Johnny dedicated himself to walking through the streets of Crime Alley, his former home. Being followed by Gotham's spirit and a shocked Red Hood who could see the shadows moving around the blonde, things getting destroying in his path.

A war between the families was about to take place thanks to the ghosts, and no one was prepared.

[chuuyrr]

so um.. where's dazai here?🚶‍♀️

[askmafiabobvelseb]

in every universe?

(feat @lunaglitchercc oc. basically a "what if" because MWAHAHAHA. ((NO THIS IS NOT CANON, kinda just a.. sad lil post for the angst :>)) )

[stormyoceans]

THOSE ARE HIS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDSSSS

[unanottexxx]

once, someone (he doesn't even remember who), between their unnecessarily praising speech to mori, mentioned how much his bandaged executive and him are similar. dazai was zoned out the whole speech so this small, unconsidered statement felt like a punch in the gut and suddenly he became extremely nauseous. they went on with their nonsense, mori listened with a polite smile on his face and all dazai could focus on was suppressing his urge to puke right into the speakers mouth, all over this huge room of mori's and finally on mori himself. he visualized in his head how his vomit will choke the speaker and how it'll pour from mori's hair. the smell would be awful.

later on, he stared at his distorted reflection on a puddle. a breeze lifted his coat, he smiled slightly and a few seconds later he was bent over to empty his whole stomach. he never had to vocalize it because he already knew. but how come others realize it too? he felt himself full of something sticky and poisonous, melting everything inside him and re-shaping them. he swears if he were to scratch and scrape his skin until it bleeds he'll find him there. was it always that obvious? at some nights he dreams himself on top of mori's dead body; his neck sliced open with a lancet. but deep down he knows there won't be any difference. it's too late, mori could die, disappear even; he has already injected all his venom into dazai's veins.

and dazai could see himself taking the syringe from mori's hands, just to poison another soul, just to melt them completely and destroy what they had of a person once. he knew all of these.

but still, he never got used to hear them from others.

[justcallmesakira]

I will pull a beast chuuya on myself if dazai actually joins the pm

AAAAAAH WAHWAWAHHH *screams*

[mellohiizz]

at this rate i’ll finish my 20k taxduo au before these mfs see eachother in canon again 😭😭😭 and thats saying something 😭😭😭😭😭😭

fr what the hell man. i'm going to end up actually picking up writing fics again and writing a long fic about them before we get egg back. that's insane!!

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]