#Ma 2019

[kxllakxm]

You know how hard it is to know that everybody's having fun without you, without even considering that you might want to join in?

Ma (2019)

[apomaro-mellow]

nah, a grown ass woman making a teenager strip is the biggest red flag of all

[cowboy-corpse]

Just watched Ma and immediately made this

[thebutcher-5]

Ma (film)

Benvenuti o bentornati sul nostro blog. Nello scorso articolo siamo tornati da tradizione a parlare di film animati e questa volta abbiamo preso in esame la DreamWorks e la Aardman che ancora una volta collaborano insieme, dando vita a Wallace & Gromit – La maledizione del coniglio mannaro. Wallace e Gromit hanno aperto una loro società, la Anti-Pesto, che si occupa di proteggere il raccolto dei…

[noeljpenaflor]

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[junkfoodcinemas]

Ma (2019) dir. Tate Taylor

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Ma

Genre: Horror

Synopsis: A lonely middle-aged woman befriends some teenagers and decides to let them party in the basement of her home. But there are some house rules: One of the kids has to stay sober, don't curse, and never go upstairs. They must also refer to her as Ma. But as Ma's hospitality starts to curdle into obsession, what began as a teenage dream turns into a terrorizing nightmare, and Ma's place goes from the best place in town to the worst place on Earth.

Release Date: May 31st, 2019

Rated: R

Trigger Warnings: Severe Violence, Gaslighting, Teen drinking, body horror

[gordonstanheight]

i have a ma (2019) poster on my door and my dog ripped it by trying to open the door so now there's a giant paw print-shaped hole on octavia spencer's face and i think it kind of adds to the charm tbh

[rasqberre]

two halves of the spirit pearl heheeh

[apomaro-mellow]

gotta love how the black guy is the only one even slightly skeptical

[babyboyblunder]

Damian: I have a question! You have all these costumes in these cases. I mean, that's Dick's, Barbara's, Tim's... but whose is this?

Bruce: That's... Jason's.

Damian: Oh. I'm sorry. I-Is he, uh...?

Bruce: Yes.

[fedorah-the-explorah]

Zack: Why are Player and Carmen screaming at each other in French?

Ivy: My French isn't great, but from what I can tell, geo guesser is getting heated

Zack: Should we intervene?

Ivy: Well, that depends. Do you want a high heel thrown at you?

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[restlesssinner]

Since X-mas is coming up soon, here’s some Santa lore to quiet those non-believers:

The reason Santa makes it to so many houses in one night isn’t just magic, it’s because he only brings presents to kids who write him letters. Do you know a lot of kids who still write letters?

Also, most of the kids that write letters give them to their parents, who then keep the letters for themselves and pretend the presents they buy are from Santa.

And of those kids who send real mail, how much of it do you think is properly marked and delivered? A lot of kids get the address wrong or send it through the wrong postal services, and it’s not Santa’s responsibility to track down every lost letter.

Plus there’s rules. Santa delivers only one present per kid, and to kids only. Also only realistic presents, no “getting your parents back together” or “a jet ski”. Santa’s elves are toy makers, not genies.

And it’s only the kids who are on the nice list, obviously. The kids who asked for stuff but were on the naughty list used to get coal, but that policy has been revoked due to the skyrocketing value of coal.

Any other dumb questions are answered by magic. Why isn’t his sack big and heavy? Portal magic. Why isn’t he spotted by tons of people? Cloaking magic. Why aren’t parents confused by that one present they don’t remember buying. Hypnotic magic.

And finally, no, the Santa Clause isn’t lore accurate. Santa Claus is the supernaturally immortalized form of Saint Nicholas, a former human born 270 AD. The rumors are based on one guy who tried to kidnap him and take his place, but he was promptly dealt with.

Hope this helped, follow for more polytheistic research and world-building!