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autism-corner · 5 months ago

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sillayy

#waughh #i do not know how people do ANYTHING art on their phone this was hell #but we do it for her...... always for her......#anyway =w=bb #i like this image its funnyy #sillyposting #arakawa shuuji #from madness with love #my work #MY WIFE. LOOK AT HER GO.

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gongyussy · 5 months ago

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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

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marciaillust · 1 month ago

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I added some colours to her :)

#digital art #character art #character design #marcia #discworld #discworld fanart #angua von uberwald #bro i need to get weirder i need my art to be weirder i need the shapes i need the colurs i need to not play safe i need to be a freak #2025 goal become an even bigger freak i can never stop #i really like how she turned out #i never used such muted colours before i kinda like how murky she looks #a true ankhmorporkian #still making my way through men at arms they just found the clown #i am fascinated with the river that is running through that city #it makes me think of Bristol uk <3 #going back to angua i like to think the armour they gave her was already all beaten up #hello and welcome to the nightwatch. have the nastiest underfunded gear we could find this side of the city #also i like to think that the official colours of ankh morpork are greenred #two colours on the opposing sides of the colour wheel but they are forced together to coexist #ankh would be green morpork would be red #and now everyone and their patrician just gotta cope #worldbuilding through colour would be fun : )#ohhh the inside of the palace could look quite cool because it would have to utilize both to celebrate the union #but then you go into the city and across the river you can sorta see the divide #not that all the houses would be one colour or whatever thats a bit predictable #but through fashion statements or exported goods or family insignia #and then you could incorporate it further for example vimes the guy of the city would want to take on the whooole thang. thats his city #some criss cross apple sauce checkers quilted mismatched mumbo jumbo #and then in contrast to that you would have his wife-elected suit and tie getup that distances him from his duty and kills him #so many options i tell you

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screwpinecaprice · 4 months ago

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When your boyrfren is a morning person.

(Idk if Connie's not a morning person, but it'd be funny if she isn't.)

Connie doodles (and a Steven!)

#When you wake up already feeling tired 😭#Steven gave her a new blade again.#Pretty knife = Happy wife #Oh my gosh I actually finished a commission today. I;m behind again I only got six hours to draw this week TT-TT But at least I can #sleep early tonight I can finally catch up with my sleep hours #Lol I just realized Connie's new clothes make her look like an overachieving nerd XD #Imagine if she still wears her big round nerd glasses. 'Erm actually it's a [insert what specifically the type of dagger she has now]☝🤓#connverse #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Quartz Universe #Ah nerdcore fashion young adult Connie would be amazing 🤩 . I already headcanon she'd be a more scruffy one tho. 🤔 Guess #that's another alternative style to go off of 🤷‍♀️#Steven Universe #He gonna hit her up with the 'Hello morning glory! ☀️🥰😘🥰💕' and Connie be looking like a nest #SU #my shiz #animated gif

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backpackingspace · 2 months ago

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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

#the odyssey #epic the musical #Odysseus #Penelope #Odypen #Post-canon my beloved #Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and #2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much #Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this #The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy #Nobody tried to force the issue after that #The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag #This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out #Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him #He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it #Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person #Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons #First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac #Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married #Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot #(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion #It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair #Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed #Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love

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elation-station · 2 years ago

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the town bisexuals are at your door it is time for you to pick a bride

#ngl lads i am not happy with this one lmfao #been going thru it so just a doodle #anyway so these are just design ideas #penny is this mousey little woman i see as actually kinda tallish but the kind of tall person who does everything to not appear so #maru is just hot tbh she my engineer wife #really tried something with her face and hope it doesnt look horrible #leah is tall as well and you know shes ripped under that shirt #she'll carry you over the threshold and paint your ceiling like the sistine chapel and dedicate it to you #i am not happyy with how haley came ouuttt she deserves better #like i couldve drawn her beautiful hair good but instead i just didnt. whatver #emily still the love of my life its been established #i cant see abigail as a romantic option ngl i perceive her as an impish quasi teenager who likes getting in trouble #i would be her parent figure and give her life advice and bring her to the mines to fight monsters together #anyway peace #sdv #stardew valley #abigail sdv #emily sdv #haley sdv #leah sdv #maru sdv #penny sdv #stardew valley bachelorettes #art by op

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shirecorn · 4 months ago

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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation #last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse #which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games #ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight #endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water #my heart will go on #after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy #oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC #SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE #theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen #everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique #now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement #damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game #thry got nasty dad model #and he is GOING places #if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt #i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water #hes like me fr #but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die #SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe #not a crook or informant thats her whole job description #level 10 babe #she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her #oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO

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pilkypills · 4 days ago

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"You don't wish to dance, darling?"

"And risk treading on your toes? I've learned my lesson."

"Lucky for you, I’m graceful enough for the both of us. Let's join the next one."

#this was originally just a portrait of fem!thorin in a big ballgown but she looked lonely so i added her wife #they're wearing pearls and padparadscha sapphires btw #I think this is just a midwinter ball or something like that since dwarves probably dont celebrate yule and their new year happens earlier #i love fembagginshield man they fill my heart with so much joy lets go lesbians #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #fembagginshield

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mabaki · 6 days ago

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Pt 1 by @mme-chouette <- Caira belongs to (also @floral-necromaniac) this is Pt 2 Early stages of them 'hanging out' Lines only below

yeah i changed some things before i colored it and haven't bothered updating the saved sketch file LOL

#gw2 #guildwars2 #guild wars 2 #sylvari #mabaki #caira #mabacai #my art #skjfsdlfsdfksf look at Mbk being rude to his future wife lskdjflsdkjfsdlkjfsdfl #yeahhh Caira doing some research for the upcoming visit to a location with a rich history or smth and Mbk for 'some reason' going with her

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creepypso · 7 months ago

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Guess who got the opportunity to play animal crossing :333

#Hazbin Hotel #Vox Hazbin hotel #Vox #animal crossing crossover #I'm just having fun haha #creepys art #I stole Shino from my friend and imprisoned her on a mountain because she is going to be my wife and we will look down onto the peasants <3 #And thank you @fauns for letting me borrow the switch!! :OO <33 #And thank you @octaviadj for letting me have the deer baby and enduring me shoving sharks in your face! <3

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stagefoureddiediaz · 7 months ago

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As so many of you are filling my inbox asking about salad and why I found the fact they had two types of salad for dinner in the Buck and Tommy dinner scene so funny, I'm guessing you're new to the 911 fandom - Welcome if so! I am going to give you a very brief rundown of salad and Buck and Eddies various relationships, but @clusterbuck is actually the keeper of salad theory and you can find far more detailed analysis over on her blog than you’re getting from me here!!

I can't find gif of the actual salad moments so have pictures!!

Chris smashed salad bowl that he is making a salad in with his dad in season 4 (in Breaking point) - when he finds out about Ana being the person Eddie is dating.

We have Ana turn up at the firehouse with Chris during the black out in 5x02 with 5 - yes 5 - types of salad When Eddie has his second on screen panic about Ana - when Ravi mistakes her for his wife.

Then in 5x03 just before they break up - Eddie, Chris, and Ana are at the dining table in the Diaz house and they are eating fruit salad

Then in 5x05 we have Taylor with her prepackaged fruit salad breakfast the she has 'made' for Buck when he gets home

she is making a bean salad in 5x09 during the most awkward I love you scene in the history of television!

Then we have a caprese salad in front of Natalia during the Dinner Buck cooked for her in 5x17 - when she finds out about various aspects of Bucks past and present - Taylor on the tv and Kameron turns up

Then in 7x07 - when Eddie is daydreaming of a do over with Shannon during his lunch with Marisol they are eating a salad

then we now have Buck and Tommy eating two different types of salad (a pasta salad and a salad salad) on their dinner date

so basically it's become a bit of a running joke that if salad is involved with Buck or Eddie and one of their dates (especially in their own homes) , the relationship is doomed!

#this is only a semi serious theory - its just amusing that pretty much every time either Buck or Eddie have a salad with one of their dates #in their own home - things tend to go sideways or south prety soon after - it is very much a pattern;#Chris makes and then smashes a salad and two episodes alter we see him literally sitting between Eddie and Ana #Ana gets broken up with after bringing salad to the firehouse and serving Eddie fruit salad when he comes home #Taylor serves a fruit salad and two episodes later we see the cracks appearing in their relationship (the truth is everything) then #two episodes later Taylor makes a bean salad and says I love you and two episodes later Buck kisses Lucy #Buck serves Natalia a Caprese salad and she runs away - she comes back but two episodes later (7x01) Buck has broke up with her #Marisol and Eddie eat salad in the Diaz kitchen and two episodes later she walks in on him in the arms of another woman - who looks like hi #dead ex wife #and now Buck and Tommy are eating salad in 7x10 so maybe we need to keep an eye on 8x02 as it may well be a moment of doom for Buck #and Tommys relationship based on previous salad sightings - not saying it will be a break up but we may very well see major cracks appearin #salad theory #its laways two episodes later!#eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 abc #buddie #buddie and salad #right in front of my salad

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sircantus · 2 months ago

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I genuinely cant sit through miscommunication plots or like. Stories where the character is so clearly laying lie on top of lie on top of lie in such a gritting-your-teeth-oh-no kinda way, like. Why is this enjoyable. Why is this funny? They are lying to everyones faces and its not even usually for a good reason its usually bc said character wanted to continue to look good or theyre trying to gain something or I DUNNO. SOMETHING SELFISH. Maybe if it was a DECENT reason like “oh im trying to protect someone” maybe ok start building the tower of lies i guess but NO its never even a good reason its always STUPID and USUALLY COULD BE FIXED IF YOU JUST STOPPED LYING BADLY

#i remember one time my friend put on a movie where it was this guy who kept lying to his wife about his job that he got fired from #and then he lied about being able to afford a trip to the bahamas or something to look good in front of her friends #and then he lied about the quality of the flight #and it kept going for like 30 mins of this guy just LYING and the wife just being mildly disappointed but going along #and i turned to my friend like: what is this even about #she was like: it gets good dont worry #it did not #it so did not

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 1 year ago

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