#MY SNAKE WIFE

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[uselessgay10101]

Come on man I didn't need to cry-

Nothing you could Do~~

(Realising, forgotten edits~~)

[pukekoku]

solid snake and those damn cigarettes

[anbaisai]

Hear me out- Jamimayu

alright bet

(Jamil: "...Couldn't you have picked a different image?")

Bonus Ace:

[anukfilli]

SCREENSHOTS OF HIM. FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES

[salamander-spark]

Trust and Gentleness

A bit of older Vee and Masha

close ups!

Vee has a flapjack tattoo on her right shoulder, and masha has one on their right ankle, as well as a human/demon realm and a snake tattoo on each arm respectively.

In my AU, Vee is short for Viola, the name Camila gave her because her eyes reminded Camila of them

(Edit: the way I drew Masha was bugging me, so I tweaked their expression + Proportions)

[sualne]

snakeman luffy

[toorvu]

Inspired by @wenomsnake ‘s fic snake and friends

[deadscell]

[lavendarneverlands]

put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers <333

Thank you so much lovely🫶🫶🫶

Oh goodness this is a hard question because I like way too many songs😂 though I am a huge Swiftie & since I’ve on my TOG binge have been listening to a lot of fan playlists so let’s let my history decide🤣 these have been in a heavy rotation:

“Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” by Taylor Swift

“Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan

“Please Please Please” by Sabrina Carpenter

“Blonde” by Maisie Peters

“Can’t Catch Me Now” by Olivia Rodrigo

@impossibelle @iwantavaldezinator @idfendyr @shadowhunters77 @archerons-elain @cheap-spirits @maevecrom @endlessdaydream @somethingsomewhereanywhere @korepio

p.s. as always, no pressure tags :-) 💕

(Heads up for some tags: this is my main account, the side-blog ur probably used to seeing (as I’m more active) is @acourtofquestions I have a terrible habit of mixing up pages/conversations; so if ur going “who tagged me?” it’s just me lol)

[rxnefairs]

Rhaenys, I think your husband has a crush on you…

[mysticwaffle032]

Cold Blooded Creatures WILL overheat in warm clothing...

Guys what do I name her .....

[cenpede]

While I might be a SS-Otacon fan first, Kaz is my baby girl and the DDs are my favorites to be delusional about ❤️

[eclrrtwo]

Lucy graybeard….

[zombbean]

Part of this is because I thought it would be cute, part of it was the want to draw people's OCs. I was going to have Wilson phrase this differently but I REALLY wanted him to say the word 'britches'.

Wynslow- @mxboxlocks Sky- @pparamnesiaa Werra- @wwwerra Weardrop- @teardropwolf Watt- @v0mitbeetle Wisteria- @stormcellarwitch

Bean- Mine

[sachikokuroichi]

Something soft inbetween all the spicy stuff to cleanse the palate 😊

Alastor and the apple, a dangerous match. What that guy could do with all knowledge known to mankind… But for now let’s focus on the soft look on the demon’s face, as well as the cute little look on the snake’s! (That apparently isn’t Lucy according to my wife - to me it is xD)