#MY MOTHERFUCKING.

[14th-century-verona-queer]

GUESS WHAT YALL??

IK I TECHNICALLY SHOULDN’T BE SHARING THIS BECAUSE INTERNET SECURITY AND SHIT

BUT ITS MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!

YES, THATS RIGHT. QUEEN CORI WAS BORN TODAY IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD [REDACTED]

I JUST TURNED [REDACTED] YEARS OLD BITCHES LETS GO

(My birthday being on thanksgiving is like the only reason i preach about giving thanksgiving more credit but thats none of your business)

[scalierpepper]

hi tumblr i know this isn't my regularly scheduled fandom content but it IS bones and i know for sure there are some bone appreciators amongst the crowd so i thought it could be fun to share anyways

[sarcasticmothdraws]

The nightmares.

[haejjoon]

in a fight right

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[the-crooked-library]

hey. what if our souls were so intertwined that time itself twisted - and the fabric of reality ripped itself apart - just to allow us to walk into the next life together hand in hand. what then

[mariusroyale]

magma doobles w friends

[asweetprologue]

did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess

[doodleholic]

Too Far and Snakey

[oddthesungod]

A noble steed fit for a prince ✨💙

[gabrieldrawsstuff]

The fake positivity starts young

[strawberryscare]

buddy suggesting his evangelical sol-worshipping grandfather replace yolanda and excusing the clear issues with bias by saying “well all clerics have some deity, it’s never going to be completely neutral” sits VERY wrong with me when remembering that yolanda literally gave up her divinity to become a teacher??

[southern--downpour]

WHAT’S THAT, PUPPET BOY?

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

[dabigbird]

“Saw his dimension burn”

“Misses home, but can’t return”

[daily-trey]

it pays to be obsessed with your favorite dorm

K*-fi