#MY HUSBAND EVERYONE

[vickyshinoa12]

Some Jing Yuan pics that make me love him

[dyrewrites]

Husband excitedly showing me his outfits in 'Lies of P' prompted me to ask, "do they do anything or are they just outfits?"

"Just outfits, he's a doll you know, you have to dress him up. Oh! Wait, this one gets transparent in the rain, watch."

Proceeds to change his little doll man into the romance equivalent of a 'sexy sailor' --the frilly open white shirt and tight breeches look.

"He looks like Prince Eric."

"He does. Now watch."

The developers put a lot of work into how slowly that shirt gets wet. My husband didn't realize it dries as slowly, because he was only paying attention to show me.

I'm so glad there's a game out there fully embracing that video games are socially acceptable dress up time for boys. All dress up time should be, but we know it isn't.

I can't play the game myself, because it is a soulslike and it will kick my ass and make me cry, but I appreciate it exists.

[tzuyuistrulyyours]

ME AND BO ARE TOTALLY MARRYING- it’s real…

👀🫶🏻

hehe…💐🕯️💍

[naomiarai]

nasty dirty and WET sex with sunghoon bc he obviously has a breeding kink :3

[wanda-fairywinkle]

We found us in this human supermarket! 🩷💚✨ @cosmo-fairywinkle

[blitheringbongus]

ELIAS ENRAGED PLZ

I know this probably isn’t what you imagined but-

POV: you insulted his potatoe salad

[devoti]

[vampluvrgrl]

꒷꒦ ˖ ° 🪓 ⋆ ｡ 𓋹 𝕹𝖔𝖜 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖘...

...𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖔 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 ꒷꒦ ˖ ° 🪓 ⋆ ｡ 𓋹

[cemeterygirlie]

Computer, deactivate iguana. It is very exciting to be following you! OH GOD HOW DO I REMOVE IT?! IGNORE THE SONG.

IM CRYING???

[willalove75]

what if you just totally ripped a fat fuckin fart right now? Would you maybe wanna give your husband a kiss on the lips when he comes home from work or something? Idk.... could be pretty dope. Nice butt😌❤️

Okay I genuinely don't know who the first one was, and it was confirmed that it wasn't you, BUT I KNOW FOR A FUCKING FACT THIS IS YOU, HUSBAND LMFAOOOOO

I didn't even get to the second sentence of this ask before I FUCKING CLOCKED YOU FOR THIS HAHAHAHA

This is the LAST TIME I send you an ask I get on this god-forsaken app😂😂😂

[tzuyuistrulyyours]

CARLY! BACK AWAY ITS MY TURN WITH MY HUSBAND

>:( move my turn now!

[unhingedselfships]

"Fuckin' Keanu man. He makes me sick. He's a pretty man. He's smart, he's kind, he's talented. He's like, perfect. It fuckin' makes me sick."

[slyserval]

me: *says one thing*

bf: “you mean-“ *says same thing worded differently

me: “i just said that.”

bf: “no you didn’t.”

[fushiguroshotwife]

Hate it sm when girls (to my men) are like “i can fix him 😭” like bitch my mans need no fixing

he's. already. perfect. to. me.

Like you even could bruh (plus their hotter like that???)

Yeah no offense I'm just rude sometimes so pardon me please darlings.

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie