#MY HUSBAND EVERYONE

[vickyshinoa12]

Some Jing Yuan pics that make me love him

[tzuyuistrulyyours]

ME AND BO ARE TOTALLY MARRYING- it’s real…

👀🫶🏻

hehe…💐🕯️💍

[dyrewrites]

"Do you have Ember?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, good."

...without bothering to ask what he meant, I logged into Warframe and discovered I have a new skin for Ember in my inbox. A sexy, sexy skin.

Also another thing. One I had to go hug the husband about.

"Did you find the Ordis floof?"

"I did. I love you."

"Love you too. They have a real one, you know."

"Don't tell me that."

He's working out how to get the real one now...

[naomiarai]

nasty dirty and WET sex with sunghoon bc he obviously has a breeding kink :3

[wanda-fairywinkle]

We found us in this human supermarket! 🩷💚✨ @cosmo-fairywinkle

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

OH JUST AN UPDATE I AM LISTENING TO EPIC

Full speed ahead and Open arms are my favourite songs until now!!! Such a good sequence those two!!

I've been humming great the world with open arms for the last two days LMAO

AAH. AAH. EYBE. OMG. BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

polities is literally the best i loVE him. if you like open arms you'd adore his cut song Your Light it is THE. SWEETEST. THING.

how far through are you???

[blitheringbongus]

ELIAS ENRAGED PLZ

I know this probably isn’t what you imagined but-

POV: you insulted his potatoe salad

[devoti]

[vampluvrgrl]

꒷꒦ ˖ ° 🪓 ⋆ ｡ 𓋹 𝕹𝖔𝖜 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖘...

...𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖔 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 ꒷꒦ ˖ ° 🪓 ⋆ ｡ 𓋹

[callbackp1ng]

Computer, deactivate iguana. It is very exciting to be following you! OH GOD HOW DO I REMOVE IT?! IGNORE THE SONG.

IM CRYING???

[willalove75]

what if you just totally ripped a fat fuckin fart right now? Would you maybe wanna give your husband a kiss on the lips when he comes home from work or something? Idk.... could be pretty dope. Nice butt😌❤️

Okay I genuinely don't know who the first one was, and it was confirmed that it wasn't you, BUT I KNOW FOR A FUCKING FACT THIS IS YOU, HUSBAND LMFAOOOOO

I didn't even get to the second sentence of this ask before I FUCKING CLOCKED YOU FOR THIS HAHAHAHA

This is the LAST TIME I send you an ask I get on this god-forsaken app😂😂😂

[tzuyuistrulyyours]

CARLY! BACK AWAY ITS MY TURN WITH MY HUSBAND

>:( move my turn now!

[dyrewrites]

Husband came into my office while I was doing DM planning, all my docs open, all I have planned for the campaign in big bold text all over my monitor. So I scramble to shut it all before he sits down.

And he's giving me the eyebrow.

So I explain, "sorry, had all the roleplaying stuff open, didn't want to ruin things for tomorrow."

"Oh, I don't look at your screen. You could be writing your novel full of monster fucking and I don't want to read that."

"It's not, I don't always...this one isn't full of that."

More eyebrow.

"It isn't! Exactly..."

"Mm-hmm, still, I'm not looking."

...so now I know why he likes things but doesn't actually read anything I write. He's being supportive, but he doesn't want to see it.

Well, that and the last thing he read of mine both creeped and grossed him out. I don't write what he's into, and that's fine.

It's not all monster fucking though...

[unhingedselfships]

"Fuckin' Keanu man. He makes me sick. He's a pretty man. He's smart, he's kind, he's talented. He's like, perfect. It fuckin' makes me sick."

[slyserval]

me: *says one thing*

bf: “you mean-“ *says same thing worded differently

me: “i just said that.”

bf: “no you didn’t.”